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  Einstein's Praeputium Located "hanson" <hanson@quick.net> - 2016-03-31 16:04 -0700
    Re: Einstein's Praeputium Located The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-03-31 22:22 -0800
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        Re: Einstein's Praeputium Located "hanson" <hanson@quick.net> - 2016-04-01 05:36 -0700
          Re: Einstein's Praeputium Located Bimpy <pimp@pimp.com> - 2016-04-01 16:37 +0000
            Re: Einstein's Praeputium Located "hanson" <hanson@quick.net> - 2016-04-01 11:30 -0700
              Re: Einstein's Praeputium Located Bimpy <pimp@pimp.com> - 2016-04-01 18:54 +0000
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      Re: Einstein's Praeputium Located "hanson" <hanson@quick.net> - 2016-04-01 00:18 -0700
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#567068 — Einstein's Praeputium Located

API/UPI                --------      Ulmer Stadtzeitung
By Karl Peter Stachel    ------       04-01-2016 LT

***** Einstein's Praeputium Located. *****

Under special arrangements with Ulm's Urban Renewal
& Redevelopment agency, German archeologists from
the University of Munich were granted a few days for
forensic investigations on the Ulmer Bahnhofstrasse,
before the start of demolition activities by city work crews.

There, in Einstein's house of birth on Bahnhofstrasse 20,
in Ulm, they discovered, behind an alcove, an old, sealed
perfume bottle, filled with Formaldehyde and labeled as
"Von userem liebsten Albertle, 14. März 1879" (from our
dearest Baby Albert). It turned out that the small, grayish
lump in the bottle was originally Einstein's foreskin and
was kept there on the wishes of Einstein's mother.

The find was jubilantly hailed as being very significant by
Einstein's worshippers to whom this artifact appears to be
as imnportant as are the Dead Sea Scrolls to Christians.

The current Ulmer Moel, Ariel Meir-Cohn, was consulted
and he asserted that the foreskin could have been indeed
a sentimental keep-sake by Einstein's parents, in memory
of their Baby Albert's circumcision on 14 March, 1879.

To verify, investigative local TV reporters located the
descendents of Baruch Messerman, the Moel in charge circa
1879. The Messermans said that they would check their family
records at home and in their synagogue for further clues.

Meanwhile, Einstein's penile residue was flown to McMaster in
the USA which maintains a "brain bank" where Einstein's brain
has been preserved in a jar.  Einstein's pickled brain and his
foreskin and will undergo DNA analysis to see whether the two
items have something in common.
>
                               ----------------------------- 
>
Cincinnati, OH  -- Herald Clarion wire dispatch -- 03-31-2016 LT.
>
Referring to the above "Ulm" article the Cincinnati Clarion will
report in tomorrow's edition that researchers from the Beyt-Sim
Institute for Advanced Optics have made holographic records
of more than 2 doz. video/audio apparitions of Einstein's ghostly
appearance which emanated into the expanding space out of
the vent of the HVAC duct in the room where Einstein's pickled
brain and his foreskin do reside these days.
>
The 2 lead scientists, Rabbinical Professor Benjamin Franklin
Jacoby and associate Professor Harlow Campbell are in sharp
disagreement  whether the ghostly phenomena occurred due
to optical Faraday effects of irreducible "spin is in" tensors in
R(3) of longitudinal ghost fields of free space electromagnetism
- or - from relativistic gauge re-normalization of the spinor fields
that give rise to emerging, complimentary gauge ghost fields.
>
Leaving such trivial matters aside, phenomenologically
interesting is the fact that Dr. Einstein, in his ghostly encore,
bitterly complained because his two carnal residues were
kept in the same box:
"Too close together", he said. The dearly departed objected
in his ghostly re-appearances that the intimate proximity of
his brain and his foreskin are unacceptable and un-kosher,
since it will lead to the wrong impression and false conclusion
that Einstein once was a dick-head and a schmuck-face.

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#567116

hanson wrote:
> 
> API/UPI                --------      Ulmer Stadtzeitung
> By Karl Peter Stachel    ------       04-01-2016 LT
> 
> ***** Einstein's Praeputium Located. *****
> 
> Under special arrangements with Ulm's Urban Renewal
> & Redevelopment agency, German archeologists from
> the University of Munich were granted a few days for
> forensic investigations on the Ulmer Bahnhofstrasse,
> before the start of demolition activities by city work crews.
> 
> There, in Einstein's house of birth on Bahnhofstrasse 20,
> in Ulm, they discovered, behind an alcove, an old, sealed
> perfume bottle, filled with Formaldehyde and labeled as
> "Von userem liebsten Albertle, 14. März 1879" (from our
> dearest Baby Albert). It turned out that the small, grayish
> lump in the bottle was originally Einstein's foreskin and
> was kept there on the wishes of Einstein's mother.
> 
> The find was jubilantly hailed as being very significant by
> Einstein's worshippers to whom this artifact appears to be
> as imnportant as are the Dead Sea Scrolls to Christians.
> 
> The current Ulmer Moel, Ariel Meir-Cohn, was consulted
> and he asserted that the foreskin could have been indeed
> a sentimental keep-sake by Einstein's parents, in memory
> of their Baby Albert's circumcision on 14 March, 1879.
> 
> To verify, investigative local TV reporters located the
> descendents of Baruch Messerman, the Moel in charge circa
> 1879. The Messermans said that they would check their family
> records at home and in their synagogue for further clues.
> 
> Meanwhile, Einstein's penile residue was flown to McMaster in
> the USA which maintains a "brain bank" where Einstein's brain
> has been preserved in a jar.  Einstein's pickled brain and his
> foreskin and will undergo DNA analysis to see whether the two
> items have something in common.
> >
>                                -----------------------------
> >
> Cincinnati, OH  -- Herald Clarion wire dispatch -- 03-31-2016 LT.
> >
> Referring to the above "Ulm" article the Cincinnati Clarion will
> report in tomorrow's edition that researchers from the Beyt-Sim
> Institute for Advanced Optics have made holographic records
> of more than 2 doz. video/audio apparitions of Einstein's ghostly
> appearance which emanated into the expanding space out of
> the vent of the HVAC duct in the room where Einstein's pickled
> brain and his foreskin do reside these days.
> >
> The 2 lead scientists, Rabbinical Professor Benjamin Franklin
> Jacoby and associate Professor Harlow Campbell are in sharp
> disagreement  whether the ghostly phenomena occurred due
> to optical Faraday effects of irreducible "spin is in" tensors in
> R(3) of longitudinal ghost fields of free space electromagnetism
> - or - from relativistic gauge re-normalization of the spinor fields
> that give rise to emerging, complimentary gauge ghost fields.
> >
> Leaving such trivial matters aside, phenomenologically
> interesting is the fact that Dr. Einstein, in his ghostly encore,
> bitterly complained because his two carnal residues were
> kept in the same box:
> "Too close together", he said. The dearly departed objected
> in his ghostly re-appearances that the intimate proximity of
> his brain and his foreskin are unacceptable and un-kosher,
> since it will lead to the wrong impression and false conclusion
> that Einstein once was a dick-head and a schmuck-face.


We certaintly don't need 'another' Einstein in this world...

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22the+man+who+built+the+atomic+bomb%22&biw=1280&bih=871&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwie16mf2OzLAhWB4CYKHbgGDXsQ_AUIBigB

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#567126

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> hanson wrote:
> >
> > API/UPI                --------      Ulmer Stadtzeitung
> > By Karl Peter Stachel    ------       04-01-2016 LT
> >
> > ***** Einstein's Praeputium Located. *****
> >
> > Under special arrangements with Ulm's Urban Renewal
> > & Redevelopment agency, German archeologists from
> > the University of Munich were granted a few days for
> > forensic investigations on the Ulmer Bahnhofstrasse,
> > before the start of demolition activities by city work crews.
> >
> > There, in Einstein's house of birth on Bahnhofstrasse 20,
> > in Ulm, they discovered, behind an alcove, an old, sealed
> > perfume bottle, filled with Formaldehyde and labeled as
> > "Von userem liebsten Albertle, 14. März 1879" (from our
> > dearest Baby Albert). It turned out that the small, grayish
> > lump in the bottle was originally Einstein's foreskin and
> > was kept there on the wishes of Einstein's mother.
> >
> > The find was jubilantly hailed as being very significant by
> > Einstein's worshippers to whom this artifact appears to be
> > as imnportant as are the Dead Sea Scrolls to Christians.
> >
> > The current Ulmer Moel, Ariel Meir-Cohn, was consulted
> > and he asserted that the foreskin could have been indeed
> > a sentimental keep-sake by Einstein's parents, in memory
> > of their Baby Albert's circumcision on 14 March, 1879.
> >
> > To verify, investigative local TV reporters located the
> > descendents of Baruch Messerman, the Moel in charge circa
> > 1879. The Messermans said that they would check their family
> > records at home and in their synagogue for further clues.
> >
> > Meanwhile, Einstein's penile residue was flown to McMaster in
> > the USA which maintains a "brain bank" where Einstein's brain
> > has been preserved in a jar.  Einstein's pickled brain and his
> > foreskin and will undergo DNA analysis to see whether the two
> > items have something in common.
> > >
> >                                -----------------------------
> > >
> > Cincinnati, OH  -- Herald Clarion wire dispatch -- 03-31-2016 LT.
> > >
> > Referring to the above "Ulm" article the Cincinnati Clarion will
> > report in tomorrow's edition that researchers from the Beyt-Sim
> > Institute for Advanced Optics have made holographic records
> > of more than 2 doz. video/audio apparitions of Einstein's ghostly
> > appearance which emanated into the expanding space out of
> > the vent of the HVAC duct in the room where Einstein's pickled
> > brain and his foreskin do reside these days.
> > >
> > The 2 lead scientists, Rabbinical Professor Benjamin Franklin
> > Jacoby and associate Professor Harlow Campbell are in sharp
> > disagreement  whether the ghostly phenomena occurred due
> > to optical Faraday effects of irreducible "spin is in" tensors in
> > R(3) of longitudinal ghost fields of free space electromagnetism
> > - or - from relativistic gauge re-normalization of the spinor fields
> > that give rise to emerging, complimentary gauge ghost fields.
> > >
> > Leaving such trivial matters aside, phenomenologically
> > interesting is the fact that Dr. Einstein, in his ghostly encore,
> > bitterly complained because his two carnal residues were
> > kept in the same box:
> > "Too close together", he said. The dearly departed objected
> > in his ghostly re-appearances that the intimate proximity of
> > his brain and his foreskin are unacceptable and un-kosher,
> > since it will lead to the wrong impression and false conclusion
> > that Einstein once was a dick-head and a schmuck-face.
> 
> We certaintly don't need 'another' Einstein in this world...
> 
> https://www.google.com/search?q=%22the+man+who+built+the+atomic+bomb%22&biw=1280&bih=871&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwie16mf2OzLAhWB4CYKHbgGDXsQ_AUIBigB



http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=%22the+man+who+built+the+atomic+bomb%22&FORM=HDRSC2

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#567178

Sternmacher "The Starmaker" <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>
> hanson wrote:
>>
API/UPI                --------      Ulmer Stadtzeitung
By Karl Peter Stachel    ------       04-01-2016 LT

***** Einstein's Praeputium Located. *****

Under special arrangements with Ulm's Urban Renewal
& Redevelopment agency, German archeologists from
the University of Munich were granted a few days for
forensic investigations on the Ulmer Bahnhofstrasse,
before the start of demolition activities by city work crews.

There, in Einstein's house of birth on Bahnhofstrasse 20,
in Ulm, they discovered, behind an alcove, an old, sealed
perfume bottle, filled with Formaldehyde and labeled as
"Von userem liebsten Albertle, 14. März 1879" (from our
dearest Baby Albert). It turned out that the small, grayish
lump in the bottle was originally Einstein's foreskin and
was kept there on the wishes of Einstein's mother.

The find was jubilantly hailed as being very significant by
Einstein's worshippers to whom this artifact appears to be
as imnportant as are the Dead Sea Scrolls to Christians.

The current Ulmer Moel, Ariel Meir-Cohn, was consulted
and he asserted that the foreskin could have been indeed
a sentimental keep-sake by Einstein's parents, in memory
of their Baby Albert's circumcision on 14 March, 1879.

To verify, investigative local TV reporters located the
descendents of Baruch Messerman, the Moel in charge circa
1879. The Messermans said that they would check their family
records at home and in their synagogue for further clues.

Meanwhile, Einstein's penile residue was flown to McMaster in
the USA which maintains a "brain bank" where Einstein's brain
has been preserved in a jar.  Einstein's pickled brain and his
foreskin and will undergo DNA analysis to see whether the two
items have something in common.
>
                               ----------------------------- 
>
Cincinnati, OH  -- Herald Clarion wire dispatch -- 03-31-2016 LT.
>
Referring to the above "Ulm" article the Cincinnati Clarion will
report in tomorrow's edition that researchers from the Beyt-Sim
Institute for Advanced Optics have made holographic records
of more than 2 doz. video/audio apparitions of Einstein's ghostly
appearance which emanated into the expanding space out of
the vent of the HVAC duct in the room where Einstein's pickled
brain and his foreskin do reside these days.
>
The 2 lead scientists, Rabbinical Professor Benjamin Franklin
Jacoby and associate Professor Harlow Campbell are in sharp
disagreement  whether the ghostly phenomena occurred due
to optical Faraday effects of irreducible "spin is in" tensors in
R(3) of longitudinal ghost fields of free space electromagnetism
- or - from relativistic gauge re-normalization of the spinor fields
that give rise to emerging, complimentary gauge ghost fields.
>
Leaving such trivial matters aside, phenomenologically
interesting is the fact that Dr. Einstein, in his ghostly encore,
bitterly complained because his two carnal residues were
kept in the same box:
"Too close together", he said. The dearly departed objected
in his ghostly re-appearances that the intimate proximity of
his brain and his foreskin are unacceptable and un-kosher,
since it will lead to the wrong impression and false conclusion
that Einstein once was a dick-head and a schmuck-face.
>
>
Stermacher wrote:
> We certaintly don't need 'another' Einstein in this world...
>
hanson wrote:
So Stomacher, use the short link at the end of this post
to promote youe tripe, but for now never mind the Atonic
bomb, but respond to the question....  which one of the 2
investigators do you side with; ...
>...
1) the Rabbinical Professor Benjamin Franklin Jacoby
2) or Associate Professor Harlow Campbell?...
given that ....
>
Einstein |||AE||| contributed to physics distortions with
his delusions which he described as
||| AE||| "People like us, who **believe** in physics,
||| AE||| know that the distinction between the past,
||| AE||| present, and future is only a stubbornly held
||| AE||| persistent illusion." ... which are as irrational as
>
were AE's crony's, the gay Jew Pablo Picasso who
smeared onto his canvasses those obscene and
bizarre distortions of the human face and form &
called that not only realism, but  surrealism. ... LOL!
>
Sure, Sternacher, "we don't need another Einstein"
but much more important is the fact that we don't
need the hordes of Einstein Dingleberries that still
litter the landscape of physics. - But, different strokes
for,of and by different folks, n'est pas.... ahahaha...
>
Sternmacher wrote:
 We certaintly don't need 'another' Einstein in this world...
>
<http://tinyurl.com/How-Einstein-Built-the-A-Bomb>





--- news://freenews.netfront.net/ - complaints: news@netfront.net ---

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#567211

hanson wrote:

> The find was jubilantly hailed as being very significant by Einstein's
> worshippers to whom this artifact appears to be as imnportant as are the
> Dead Sea Scrolls to Christians.

I find this peculiar. Christianity as such is not demanding scrolls. And I 
believe the writing on it was not about Christianity, but at best the Old 
Testament, which ramificates in other religions as well.

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#567258

"Bimpy" <pimp@pimp.com> pinmping religion, wrote:
> hanson wrote:
>
>> The find was jubilantly hailed as being very significant by Einstein's
>> worshippers to whom this artifact appears to be as imnportant as are the
>> Dead Sea Scrolls to Christians.
>
The Theo-Pimp wrote:
> I find this peculiar. Christianity as such is not demanding scrolls. And I
> believe the writing on it was not about Christianity, but at best the Old
> Testament, which ramificates in other religions as well.
>
hanson wrote:
Pimp, first of all you are an April-Fooll, and a Fool in general.
Thanks for the laughs though.... ahahahahaha.. In case you
still don't get it, look at the date of the API/UPI  release:
>
API/UPI                --------      Ulmer Stadtzeitung
By Karl Peter Stachel    ------       04-01-2016 LT

***** Einstein's Praeputium Located. *****

Under special arrangements with Ulm's Urban Renewal
& Redevelopment agency, German archeologists from
the University of Munich were granted a few days for
forensic investigations on the Ulmer Bahnhofstrasse,
before the start of demolition activities by city work crews.

There, in Einstein's house of birth on Bahnhofstrasse 20,
in Ulm, they discovered, behind an alcove, an old, sealed
perfume bottle, filled with Formaldehyde and labeled as
"Von userem liebsten Albertle, 14. März 1879" (from our
dearest Baby Albert). It turned out that the small, grayish
lump in the bottle was originally Einstein's foreskin and
was kept there on the wishes of Einstein's mother.

The find was jubilantly hailed as being very significant by
Einstein's worshippers to whom this artifact appears to be
as imnportant as are the Dead Sea Scrolls to Christians.

The current Ulmer Moel, Ariel Meir-Cohn, was consulted
and he asserted that the foreskin could have been indeed
a sentimental keep-sake by Einstein's parents, in memory
of their Baby Albert's circumcision on 14 March, 1879.

To verify, investigative local TV reporters located the
descendents of Baruch Messerman, the Moel in charge circa
1879. The Messermans said that they would check their family
records at home and in their synagogue for further clues.

Meanwhile, Einstein's penile residue was flown to McMaster in
the USA which maintains a "brain bank" where Einstein's brain
has been preserved in a jar.  Einstein's pickled brain and his
foreskin and will undergo DNA analysis to see whether the two
items have something in common.
>
                               ----------------------------- 
>
Cincinnati, OH  -- Herald Clarion wire dispatch -- 03-31-2016 LT.
>
Referring to the above "Ulm" article the Cincinnati Clarion will
report in tomorrow's edition that researchers from the Beyt-Sim
Institute for Advanced Optics have made holographic records
of more than 2 doz. video/audio apparitions of Einstein's ghostly
appearance which emanated into the expanding space out of
the vent of the HVAC duct in the room where Einstein's pickled
brain and his foreskin do reside these days.
>
The 2 lead scientists, Rabbinical Professor Benjamin Franklin
Jacoby and associate Professor Harlow Campbell are in sharp
disagreement  whether the ghostly phenomena occurred due
to optical Faraday effects of irreducible "spin is in" tensors in
R(3) of longitudinal ghost fields of free space electromagnetism
- or - from relativistic gauge re-normalization of the spinor fields
that give rise to emerging, complimentary gauge ghost fields.
>
Leaving such trivial matters aside, phenomenologically
interesting is the fact that Dr. Einstein, in his ghostly encore,
bitterly complained because his two carnal residues were
kept in the same box:
"Too close together", he said. The dearly departed objected
in his ghostly re-appearances that the intimate proximity of
his brain and his foreskin are unacceptable and un-kosher,
since it will lead to the wrong impression and false conclusion
that Einstein once was a dick-head and a schmuck-face.

 

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#567263

hanson wrote:

> There, in Einstein's house of birth on Bahnhofstrasse 20, in Ulm, they
> discovered, behind an alcove, an old, sealed perfume bottle, filled with
> Formaldehyde and labeled as "Von userem liebsten Albertle, 14. März
> 1879" (from our dearest Baby Albert). It turned out that the small,
> grayish lump in the bottle was originally Einstein's foreskin and was
> kept there on the wishes of Einstein's mother.

Nothing wrong in that, I find alcohol and formaldehyde all the time. Not a
big deal. A man of physics may not find alcohol in his house? Come on.

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#567270

On 4/1/2016 1:54 PM, Bimpy wrote:
> hanson wrote:
>
>> There, in Einstein's house of birth on Bahnhofstrasse 20, in Ulm, they
>> discovered, behind an alcove, an old, sealed perfume bottle, filled with
>> Formaldehyde and labeled as "Von userem liebsten Albertle, 14. März
>> 1879" (from our dearest Baby Albert). It turned out that the small,
>> grayish lump in the bottle was originally Einstein's foreskin and was
>> kept there on the wishes of Einstein's mother.
>
> Nothing wrong in that, I find alcohol and formaldehyde all the time. Not a
> big deal. A man of physics may not find alcohol in his house? Come on.
>

when a physicist distills out his own mash, he should discard the first 
portion of the distillate, as it has some formaldehyde in it, then after 
comes the good stuff, pure alcohol.  Extra items in the Mash are OK, 
they add flavor.

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#567551

Now,

when looking at the Bing search:
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=%22the+man+who+built+the+atomic+bomb%22&FORM=HDRSC2

for the "the man who built the atomic bomb"


you will notice a pictue of Albert Einstein...

and the letter L was changed to the letter E to show E-mc2 

originally it had the letter "L"...

but they changed it because the letter 'L' stands for

The Energy used for atomic bombs...Radation, Uranium, radium...

because Albert Einstein was *only* 'thinking' of

Building An Atomic Bomb!




The Starmaker

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#567601

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> Now,
> 
> when looking at the Bing search:
> http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=%22the+man+who+built+the+atomic+bomb%22&FORM=HDRSC2
> 
> for the "the man who built the atomic bomb"
> 
> you will notice a picture of Albert Einstein...
> 
> and the letter L was changed to the letter E to show E-mc2
> 
> originally it had the letter "L"...
> 
> but they changed it because the letter 'L' stands for
> 
> The Energy used for atomic bombs...Radation, Uranium, radium...
> 
> because Albert Einstein was *only* 'thinking' of
> 
> Building An Atomic Bomb!
> 
> The Starmaker


You will also notice in the same link
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=%22the+man+who+built+the+atomic+bomb%22&FORM=HDRSC2

inventions designed by Albert Einstein...

like woman's blouses and bombs.

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#567156

Sternmacher "The Starmaker" <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> hanson wrote:
>>
API/UPI                --------      Ulmer Stadtzeitung
By Karl Peter Stachel    ------       04-01-2016 LT

***** Einstein's Praeputium Located. *****

Under special arrangements with Ulm's Urban Renewal
& Redevelopment agency, German archeologists from
the University of Munich were granted a few days for
forensic investigations on the Ulmer Bahnhofstrasse,
before the start of demolition activities by city work crews.

There, in Einstein's house of birth on Bahnhofstrasse 20,
in Ulm, they discovered, behind an alcove, an old, sealed
perfume bottle, filled with Formaldehyde and labeled as
"Von userem liebsten Albertle, 14. März 1879" (from our
dearest Baby Albert). It turned out that the small, grayish
lump in the bottle was originally Einstein's foreskin and
was kept there on the wishes of Einstein's mother.

The find was jubilantly hailed as being very significant by
Einstein's worshippers to whom this artifact appears to be
as imnportant as are the Dead Sea Scrolls to Christians.

The current Ulmer Moel, Ariel Meir-Cohn, was consulted
and he asserted that the foreskin could have been indeed
a sentimental keep-sake by Einstein's parents, in memory
of their Baby Albert's circumcision on 14 March, 1879.

To verify, investigative local TV reporters located the
descendents of Baruch Messerman, the Moel in charge circa
1879. The Messermans said that they would check their family
records at home and in their synagogue for further clues.

Meanwhile, Einstein's penile residue was flown to McMaster in
the USA which maintains a "brain bank" where Einstein's brain
has been preserved in a jar.  Einstein's pickled brain and his
foreskin and will undergo DNA analysis to see whether the two
items have something in common.
>
                               ----------------------------- 
>
Cincinnati, OH  -- Herald Clarion wire dispatch -- 03-31-2016 LT.
>
Referring to the above "Ulm" article the Cincinnati Clarion will
report in tomorrow's edition that researchers from the Beyt-Sim
Institute for Advanced Optics have made holographic records
of more than 2 doz. video/audio apparitions of Einstein's ghostly
appearance which emanated into the expanding space out of
the vent of the HVAC duct in the room where Einstein's pickled
brain and his foreskin do reside these days.
>
The 2 lead scientists, Rabbinical Professor Benjamin Franklin
Jacoby and associate Professor Harlow Campbell are in sharp
disagreement  whether the ghostly phenomena occurred due
to optical Faraday effects of irreducible "spin is in" tensors in
R(3) of longitudinal ghost fields of free space electromagnetism
- or - from relativistic gauge re-normalization of the spinor fields
that give rise to emerging, complimentary gauge ghost fields.
>
Leaving such trivial matters aside, phenomenologically
interesting is the fact that Dr. Einstein, in his ghostly encore,
bitterly complained because his two carnal residues were
kept in the same box:
"Too close together", he said. The dearly departed objected
in his ghostly re-appearances that the intimate proximity of
his brain and his foreskin are unacceptable and un-kosher,
since it will lead to the wrong impression and false conclusion
that Einstein once was a dick-head and a schmuck-face.
>
>
Stermacher wrote:
> We certaintly don't need 'another' Einstein in this world...
>
hanson wrote:
So Stermacher, which of the 2 investigators do you side
with; Rabbinical Professor Benjamin Franklin Jacoby or
Associate Professor Harlow Campbell?... given that
>
Einstein |||AE||| contributed to physics distortions with
his delusions which he described as
||| AE||| "People like us, who **believe** in physics,
||| AE||| know that the distinction between the past,
||| AE||| present, and future is only a stubbornly held
||| AE||| persistent illusion." ... which are as irrational as
>
were AE's crony's, the gay Jew Pablo Picasso who
smeared onto his canvasses those obscene and
bizarre distortions of the human face and form &
called that not only realism, but  surrealism. ... LOL!
>
Sure, Sternacher, "we don't need another Einstein"
but much more important is the fact that we don't
need the hordes of Einstein Dingleberries that still
litter the landscape of physics. - But, different strokes
for,of and by different folks, n'est pas.... ahahaha...

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#567283 — whensville

his notion of "photon is not tOO dyssimilar to that
of Newton, but eLFif actually did not have a theory, since
it showed that light waved faster in a denser medium
(like as for sound, I guess, if they knew that, thensville

> Referring to the above "Ulm" article the Cincinnati Clarion will
> report in tomorrow's edition that researchers from the Beyt-Sim
> Institute for Advanced Optics have made holographic records
> of more than 2 doz. video/audio apparitions of Einstein's ghostly
> appearance which emanated into the expanding space out of
> the vent of the HVAC duct in the room where Einstein's pickled
> brain and his foreskin do reside these days.
> >
> The 2 lead scientists, Rabbinical Professor Benjamin Franklin
> Jacoby and associate Professor Harlow Campbell are in sharp
> disagreement  whether the ghostly phenomena occurred due
> to optical Faraday effects of irreducible "spin is in" tensors in
> R(3) of longitudinal ghost fields of free space electromagnetism
> - or - from relativistic gauge re-normalization of the spinor fields
> that give rise to emerging, complimentary gauge ghost fields.

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#568079 — Re: whensville

see, no-one will either confirmerize, nor denierite ... like
with warmal globing (or, glassal housing

> his notion of "photon is not tOO dyssimilar to that
> of Newton, but eL Fig actually did not have a theory, since
> it showed that light waved faster in a denser medium
> (like as for sound, I guess, if they knew that, thensville

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