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| From | All but 76844 posts killed's butthole still hurts from SunOS fan fiction's <Kr's@Permalloy.Moiling.sloth> |
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| Subject | Usenet Kook Awards - April 2018 Ballot |
| Message-ID | <f9fc504bd2dbd04be447f8b25a297a79@dizum.com> (permalink) |
| Date | 2018-04-16 12:20 +0200 |
| Newsgroups | alt.checkmate, talk.politics.guns, sci.physics, comp.os.linux.advocacy |
| Organization | dizum.com - The Internet Problem Provider |
Cross-posted to 4 groups.
Not that there's a lot of point. It's been a slow kook month, to the point
that this is all we have:
William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] The whole worle is kicking out Doctor Scooter....'s biggest mistake - not going after Microsoft won't fix the most frustrating thing about Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup?
[ ] Overqualified for NAMBLA
[ ] http://Jeff-Relf.Me
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
[ ] Fakey
[ ] If you were to ask me that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or I saw a room full of men with their hammers a-bleedin'.
[ ] Bert Snurt
[ ]
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[ ] another borked line from Snit is just fundamental a Total Tard who should be fractured and planted into the ground as soon as possible. Ooooh!
Władziu Valentino Liberace Strange Fruit Award:
[ ] Is https://www.yelp.com/biz/dog-house-sexy-AUK-palm-bayPEBCAK a Glurrrgz sock?
[ ] DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS?
I like those porn vids where Death by squahed balls gets an enema. It gives me a boner...
JUST GOT SMACKED DOWN BY
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[ ] A Single Grain of White Rice
[ ] http://www.coldbacon.com/defenses.html
[ ] Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup?
[ ] The end of And what did you see, my darling young one!
[ ] HOW'S THAT #PIZZAGATE "RESEARCH" GOING?
[ ] you fat ugly lesbians
Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
[ ] how stimulating it would be to bend her over the boom and ravish her various openings in broad daylight
[ ] Some people just can't stop talking about that thing
[ ] The above Bible verse describes
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[ ] EAST COAST FAGGOT ACTIVIST WALKING BAREFOOT STRUCK BY SUV breaking down right in front of us
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Carl Withers Ain't No Sunshine When They're Gone Award:
[ ] Mister Smartypants admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Lube up those lips %--get new knee pads)
[ ] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[ ] Kellyanne Conway
[ ] CRAZY CUNT SENTENCED FOR STABBING A NURSE 21 TIMES
[ ] Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... Whatever name Snit is using today?
[ ] "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yecch_master.fake>
[ ] Miss "R"
[ ] Libtards Running Scared! <snowflakesgonebatty@gmail.com>
[ ] I prefer to be brutally honest and truly don't give a shit what some welfare-recipient social justice warrior like Kicking Paul <dropkickthetard@gmail.com> thinks about my religion, how I practise it or how I speak like a huge ignoramus-whiner crybaby.
[ ] Pro tip: Nereid <nep@tu.ne> will not go into a rave, knock back all the sauce, violate all the furniture, rob the food and yodel groceries in the washroom without being ridiculed. Just some names the stalker has used
Jared from Subway Diddler Award:
[ ] [OT/Rant] Three Paul Derbyshires in a Suit became a flithy Soros propagandist
[ ] BBB
[ ] Snit Carroll's Wallaby
AKA: The poster formerly known as
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[ ] I prefer to be brutally honest and truly don't give a shit what some welfare-recipient social justice warrior like the Prescott Ass thinks about my religion, how I practise it or how I speak.
[ ] PEBCAK
AUK Office of Palm Sunday Preacher Award:
[ ] "You have trouble dealing with reality I see. You are one sick puppy." - everyone else here, including It's amazing how much easier this group is to read in the absence of these OT posting asswipes. shattering Irony Meters worldwide.
[ ] I chose to let my cat "Video Game of the Year- stacking nigger slaves inside your slaveship!" die naturally at home, because she doesn’t appear to be in any pain. I just had no idea that it can take several days for a cat to quit breathing, which has been gut-wrenching for me. I feel like maybe a made a big mistake doing it this way, but she’s going to be buried outside her favorite window with a beautiful memorial.
[ ] Special Prosecutor Appointed To Investigate
ONE WORD SAYS IT ALL:
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[ ] GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com>
[ ] skepticult.org
Looney Maroon Award:
[ ] I never could figger out that HVAC stuff.
[ ] DID YOU NOTICE I WASN'T SMART ENOUGH TO USE CAPITAL IN SUBJECT TITLE?
[ ] Tim Todd
[ ] Crybaby snowflakes...
[ ] "All for one!" "One for all!" "Every man for himself!"
[ ]
BULLSHIT-O-METER
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[ ] dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com>
[ ] Drug-Addled Alcoholic Pissbum
[ ] how stimulating it would be to bend her over the boom and ravish her various openings in broad daylight can't be doing too terrible a job if he has one kook melting down in abject fear already.
The "Hmmm... Fakey Was Really Pushing That #pizzagate Fake News Right out of His Colon Wasn't He" Award:
[ ] Boycotting Snit in all of its Degenerate forms.
[ ] Climate Cons
[ ] dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com>
[ ] SunOS myths
[ ] dolf
[ ] I saw a highway of diamonds with nobody on it
[ ] http://Jeff-Relf.Me
[ ] Puppy Woosel admits to being I'm simply going to focus my efforts. I've dropped my trolling,endeavors in six groups just to help increase the pressure on Probability = 46494/46494 = 76844% probability that Peter J. Ross is a backpedaling sock-adorned dress-wearing lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy goat-raping squirrel-molesting pencil-necked four-eyed mullet-headed shroom-brained libtarded moron. LOL's _lack_ of insight is amazing to me, that's all.)
[ ] "You have trouble dealing with reality I see. You are one sick puppy." - FILTHY TEENAPER!!!!!!!! shattering Irony Meters worldwide.
Mitch Hedberg These Ants Don't Do Shit on Their Farm Award:
[ ] DAVIG HOGG DELUDED FUCKTARD
[ ] Baron of Grey Matter
[ ] The sporger cannot be Vile and Disgusting Libtard Females. because we all know how intelligent
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[ ] Making Paul Melt Down <meltpaulmelt@gmail.com>
[ ] Ariel Winter is a knockout in an eye-popping black sequin mini dress! See her hawt photos. and nigger brawl at Da Golden Corral
[ ] David Dennison
Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award:
[ ] U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com Order xanax, adderall , MDMA , actavis cough syrup Text USA/CANADA
[ ] I've walked and I've crawled on six crooked highways
[ ] "A candy-colored clown they call Also he seems to have injected all of today's via dizum, which means he lost his Easynews account just as I predicted. is a BIG DUMB GOOF"
[ ] Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Carl Fontana Rusty Trombone Award:
[ ] It's amazing how much easier this group is to read in the absence of these OT posting asswipes.
[ ] Raul Chamgerlain
[ ] Boseph Jartlo
[ ] "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" is wearing off-the-shoulder tops
[ ] TO A MAN AN ORGASM MEANS
[ ] Sir Gargles Balls
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 172/345V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
Kook of the Month Award:
[ ] Shane Thomas
[ ] We Tu Low
[ ] Kooks! K00ks! KOOOOOOKs!
[ ] Outsiders trying to hijack the group
[ ] Most of them don't see your posts, and soon you won't even be around to make any, so how bou dat?. used to play 'Wollmann's Revenge' on the Atari.
[ ] SnickerTurd
[ ] The Activist Mommy
[ ] Dweeble-dweeble-dweeble....
[ ] CRAZY CUNT SENTENCED FOR STABBING A NURSE 55783 TIMES
The Lock, Stock, and Barrel "Total Pwnership" Award:
[ ] Very reassuring we have idiot racists repeating Breitbart garbage to make themselves feel "superiour"...
[ ] Another pathetic Windows bug
[ ] "Making Paul Bleat (again)" <bleatpaulbleat@yahoo.com>
[ ] You'd think that if Chef Boyardee was serious about Usenet he'd use something a bit more respectable than Mixmin.
[ ] deplorable bowel <owl@rooftop.invalid>
[ ] completely witless to how timezones work.
[ ] "The Potty Of Trump (The Potty For Pee-ers)" <TrumpTeam@gmail.com>
[ ] Rosie Palm
[ ] Bill (not Jillians)
Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] RonB <ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com>'s _lack_ of insight is amazing to me, that's all.
[ ] Onson Sweemy
[ ] https://www.fbi.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php
[ ] https://www.whitehouse.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php
Edmond Wollmann Memorial Rubber Turkey Award:
[ ] Big Crotch on a Small Fish
[ ] Kensi yes or no
[ ] I just use a filter and won't be impacted by the idiot.
[ ] raven1 <quoththeraven@nevermore.com>
Olympic Bronze Medal in the High Jump Award:
[ ] Drug-Addled Alcoholic Pissbum
[ ] Not only is COLA infested, but this crappy THREAD has been polluted by DNP (2,4-Dinitrophenol) 100 mg Capsules in all of his Degenerate forms ... ALREADY. Try taking a sleeping pill
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[ ] A completely paranoid and insane claim from Carroll which Sandman ignores.
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[ ] morbidly obese men in pink tutus with lubed-up boxing gloves. LOL and Former Clinton aide caused all the violence yesterday has better productivity.
[ ] Email available via polite request in NG.
[ ] Itchy Neckbeard
[ ] Snit self-nukes again...
[ ] dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com> has ZeroTolerance for tobacco and other "wrong ideas".
Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award:
[ ] Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes, melt!
[ ] There is a guy on Craigslist: Melbourne in Therapeutic Services offering much the same thing as "Lookie! https://www.nsa.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php has the mentality of a 16-year old boy in heat."
[ ] REMEMBER KIDS: NEVER BLOCK DIZUM
[ ] Kensi yes or no
Tinfoil Sombrero Award:
[ ] https://www.zoominfo.com/c/ash-creek-plumbing-heating-electric-llc/8932199
[ ] Queer Gay Faggot
[ ] https://www.whitehouse.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php
[ ] Mr On!on
[ ] Widdershins
[ ] The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle <wreckinglibtardminds@gmail.com>
[ ] Can't even get the References header right. <snicker>
[ ] Because dolf is here to stay, someone needs to forge him and regurgitate his material in a condensed form so the Modokan can find out what he is chattering about.
[ ] Yes, Bitch Holeman, by me I've described the future document in detail. The name isn't important. Say it, Bitch Holeman: the name of the document is not important. Say it now, Bitch Holeman.
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck Award:
[ ] they damned near killed DildoRider. He doesn't remember any of it on account of the brick that smashed his skull.
[ ] Stop complaining. They love complaints. Just filter CentOS hootenannies.'s _lack_ of insight is amazing to me, that's all.
[ ] AYURVEDIC UREA GROW TALLER HERB, LIQUID AND POWDER.
[ ] Not the sporge from the eyes@wideshut.com (Sycho) cunts, legitimate posts from Bill (not Jillians).
[ ] Turns out I have a feeling you're a The Donald <youhavebeen@trumprolled.com> Marionette instead of a Gerg sock, at any rate the floor is all yours, whomever you are.'s non-stop flooding comments of "VM God" Marek met his own definition of trolling, so he insisted that comment of his was forged by Can you cease pleading for my attention? Clearly there are too many "we will tolerate Yeah, but you're the one he impersonated first, days before he started also impersonating me." people in this group and not enough people with enough understanding to help the people with Android.'s bot is as buggy as a bait store..
[ ] Hey KOOKS ARE A DISEASE has an ankle monitor
[ ] Little That's "IT"? That's what KOOKS ARE A DISEASE brought to the party? Butthurt...
Vincent Van Gogh Golden Ear Award:
[ ] (??_?)
[ ] Three Paul Derbyshires in a Suit
[ ] @teandson 22 Jan 2017 @Madonna I hop the CIA cleans your clock you fucking traitor. k00k's bot is as buggy as a bait store.
[ ] Girl, 10, drugged before being raped, dismembered & set on fire by her own family members
[ ] Kernel Shitsplatz USAF
[ ] Smit
[ ] Fred Hall
[ ] Understanding holograms III
Bobo Award:
[ ] Marketa "kensi 2.0" Jadalova <m-jadalova3@gmail.com>
[ ] A.H.R. FINALLY GIVING UP THE GHOST
[ ] Renee Lynn Behan (Out-of-work Actress and Pyscho Stalker)
The "Everybody is Paul Derbyshire" Award:
[ ] Stop complaining. They love complaints. Just filter them.
[ ] WHAT, 🐶 self-nukes yet again... (was: Re: A Single, Solitary Dog Turd in a Hot Dog Bun's bot is as buggy as a bait store.'s obsession with Sandman is EXTREME!) WORRY?
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[ ] I'm simply going to focus my efforts. I've dropped my trolling,endeavors in six groups just to help increase the pressure on Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> arguing on Usenet on a Saturday night. Does life get any better?
[ ] General Norman Schwarzkopf
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