Announcing the Next Bobo Pool!

From	Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid>
Subject	Announcing the Next Bobo Pool!
Message-ID	<ef8f52b34d41bb30556792862bb61dcf@dizum.com> (permalink)
Date	2018-03-28 19:57 +0200
Newsgroups	alt.checkmate, talk.politics.guns, sci.physics
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Want to bet on which kook will Bobo next? Well now you can! Kookologists 
are eligible to place bets, and kooks who have engaged in blatant 
homicidal ideation are eligible to have bets placed on them. The current 
state of the pool is:

Kook              Likely Bobo-eligible kookery         Bets

Baron of Grey Matter     Arson and vehicular homicide (car)
 WHAT, Robert Dylan <Rob@amc.org> WORRY?
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Sandman Carroll's Wildebeest     Vehicular homicide (train)           $20 (Fakey's HawtWifeWhistle)
      
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Imagine if Nah, FNVWe's utterly stupid and thereby proving you don't need to worry about waking up from the constantly varying phase angle between the troposphere 'The Flooder' walked up to a cow and delivered the punch line. It wouldn't be amusing. loves the way that his shit floats to the top     Homicide by gun
Allahu Akbar     Homicide by gun

Total pot:                                             $20

When a kook on the list is nominated for a Bobo, the losers pay the 
winner. If nobody bet on that kook the losers pay into the pot, to be paid 
to the winner the next time there is one.

Place your bets, ladies, gentlemen, and nonbinary peeps! Place your bets!

-- 
FNVWe Nadegda

Fakey couldn't teach a monkey to eat a banana, much less answer a direct
question posed to him. -- Fakey's Dogwhistle Holder

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