How to build a 10^60 Hz gravitational wave signal generator

From	7 <7@enemygadgets.com>
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Subject	How to build a 10^60 Hz gravitational wave signal generator
Date	2016-06-10 17:12 +0000
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How to build a 10^60 Hz gravitational wave signal generator
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A little more easier than I thought...

If it works that is.

Aim two nearly parallel beams of protons and anti-protons
at each other. Hopefully they don't slam into each
and prefer to dance around each other like a pair
of black holes merging.

Tada! - instant gravitational wave signal generator.

Easy to modulate the signals.

Let them merge in precisely timed pulses. That then 
means the detector should be able to detect
on/off signals from the signal generator.
Vary the merging angles to vary the signal quality
and duration.

Not sure what to do about the emerging gamma rays
from the mixing - but hey - you know one step
at a time :)

Now all we need is a gravitational wave detector
cooled to 10^-60th of a degree above absolute 0.

For that I propose we make a refrigerator
that has -1 degree setting below absolute zero.
That ought to be enough.
<snifff!>



Gravitational Wave Frequency of Proton is 10^60 Hz
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Trying to work out how to build a gravitational
wave frequency based mobile phone.

Hmmmpppp...

Gravitational wave frequency of proton is about
10^60 Hz which would explain why its so
difficult to detect and work with it
as UV light is about 10^14 Hz 

:(

In order to be able to receive such high
frequency signals I would have to cool
the mobile phone receiver to with 10^-60 of
absolute zero as a first approximation.

And then I would have to send constant carrier
signal of 10^60 Hz before I can be sure
the noise won't interfere with communications.

The trouble here is that I can't modulate anything
that quick. The best we can do is about 10^12 Hz.

Anyone know where I can buy a 10^60 Hz signal generator?

Hmmm... SETI has it all wrong.

10^60 Hz ought to be enough for any Aliens to tell
us where to find them and beam us their entire
prawn collection in 1 second.

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How to build a 10^60 Hz gravitational wave signal generator 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2016-06-10 17:12 +0000
  Re: How to build a 10^60 Hz gravitational wave signal generator "reber g=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2016-06-10 13:20 -0700
  Re: How to build a 10^60 Hz gravitational wave signal generator Double-A <double-a3@hush.com> - 2016-06-10 13:29 -0700

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