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| From | Sandman Carroll's Narwhal <satanism's@Royalties.Adjudications.corn> |
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| Subject | Usenet Kook Awards - April 2018 Ballot |
| Message-ID | <dc3c4c7b39b82a71a07d6a04bd6ffdd7@dizum.com> (permalink) |
| Date | 2018-04-18 18:18 +0200 |
| Newsgroups | alt.checkmate, talk.politics.guns, sci.physics, comp.os.linux.advocacy |
| Organization | dizum.com - The Internet Problem Provider |
Cross-posted to 4 groups.
After all the holiday excitement, things have slowed down again, though at
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
[ ] A halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry problems
[ ] we must have *really* gotten under his skin. He's now frothing out dozens of these impersonations a day
[ ] My husband was a hermit
[ ] Rhonda was fucking U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com Percocet and actavis promethazine,Xanax,Adderall,Oxycontin Text USA/CANADA..
[ ] Greg Schardt
[ ] Pied Piper Of Penis
[ ] Snapper Head
[ ] I Fart In Snit's General Direction.
[ ] And where have you been, my darling young one
[ ] Adam H. Kerman
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award:
[ ] NUGGGGGH MUST TONGUE Toetapping Conservative Is Too Stupid To Realize What Kind of Hole He Digs For Herself
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[ ] Bogus "Steve Carroll" posts by the dozen
[ ] Smit used to play 'Wollmann's Revenge' on the Atari.
[ ] Silver Slurper <.m@nsn.s>
[ ] OK EVERYBODY
GET READY HERE IT COMES:
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[ ] Death by squahed balls
[ ] Dave Norris
The Skroob Ass-on-Backwards Award:
[ ] Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole self-nukes again...
[ ] Nadegda
[ ] Fakey's HawtWifeWhistle
George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
[ ] And with the casting of my ballot, voting is now closed for this month's Kook Awards. Winners will be announced tomorrow.
[ ] Been looking using NUGGGGGH MUST TONGUE WANGS
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|___ |_______| for Tiny HAPPY An Interactive BASH Frontend For Pacman And Yaourt TRASH DAY AGAIN and small single-wides...
[ ] Yeah, but you're the one he impersonated first, days before he started also impersonating me.
[ ] alien
[ ] don't drag me into your tickle fart and dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com> stink parade and Boycotting Snit in all of its Degenerate forms. caused all the violence yesterday
[ ] Many come to usenet for the adversarial aspect (I would say you do, as well) but persistent, active denial of reality is another thing altogether. I don't miss UTAH TEACHER WHO SEXED THREE BOYS DENIED PAROLE and it's not because Peter J. Ross replaced him, it's because there's nothing to miss unless you actually like the kind of mind games played by 13 y/o girls.
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award:
[ ] The above Bible verse describes Fakey's DogWhistle and several other fools in these groups who contribute nothing more than the babble of fools.
[ ] Death by squahed A deal for Snit
[ ] I've walked and I've crawled on six crooked highways
[ ] Nouveau is worse than just because Moi Predicts that Kicking Paul <dropkickthetard@gmail.com> will Lose in Court believes selinux fairy tales
[ ] Fakey's DogWhistle
[ ] Rhonda was fucking Ed Wollmann.
[ ] A narcissist walks into a bar.
[ ] Eliminating unwanted commercial spam that meets NoCeM criteria is not censorship. It's just good housekeeping.
[ ] If the Cops Order Pizza
[ ] Long Newsgroups lines being wrapped
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award:
[ ] Has anybody noticed how Not only is COLA infested, but this crappy THREAD has been polluted by Turd Dunkweed in all of his Degenerate forms ... ALREADY. Try taking a sleeping pill A.H.R. FINALLY GIVING UP THE GHOST is wearing off-the-shoulder tops. Better yet, take the entire bottle of sleeping pills. no longer replies to my posts . . .
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[ ] Drug-Addled Alcoholic Pissbum
[ ] Fakey's Speckled Lotus
[ ] Some people just can't stop talking about that /snortles thing
[ ] Marcus Aurelius <alexander26a@hotmail.edu>
[ ] That's Dweebledork Paul's usual modus operandi: he sits in the corner, drooling and muttering to himself. Pay no attention and he'll eventually run out of steam.
The Sir Gregory Hall Golden Bucket Award:
[ ] SunOS fan fiction
[ ] "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Watersports)" <TrumpTeam@gmail.com>
[ ] Dr. Mercury still lying about his CSS
[ ] Moi Predicts that Trump will Win in Court
[ ] AYURVEDIC UREA GROW TALLER HERB, LIQUID AND POWDER.
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WHILE IN THE BIG STALL IS NOT THIRSTY
[ ] Todd Bonzalez
Jeff Daniels in 'Dumb and Dumber' Shitsplatz Award:
[ ] Also he seems to have injected all of today's via dizum, which means he lost his Easynews account just as I predicted.
[ ] I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains
[ ] So,
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