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| From | Paul E. Stutzman <misinterpreted@Thirsts.Suzy.uk> |
|---|---|
| Subject | Usenet Kook Awards - April 2018 Ballot |
| Message-ID | <85deb9ea415e6b8dd5bf341f975fcaeb@dizum.com> (permalink) |
| Date | 2018-04-16 14:37 +0200 |
| Newsgroups | alt.checkmate, talk.politics.guns, sci.physics, comp.os.linux.advocacy |
| Organization | dizum.com - The Internet Problem Provider |
Cross-posted to 4 groups.
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.free.newsservers and alt.usenet.kooks. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to alt.usenet.kooks.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
Bill Cosby "Hey, look over there!" Award:
[ ] Bob Officer <no_email@invalid.invalid>
[ ] Cujo DeWollman <cujo@petitmorte.net>
[ ] Onson Sweemy's obsession with Snit is EXTREME!
Herve Villachez "Zee Plane, Boss!" Award:
[ ] Paul E. Stutzman is a Backdoor Bandit
[ ] If the Cops Order Pizza
[ ] EAST COAST FAGGOT ACTIVIST WALKING BAREFOOT STRUCK BY SUV
[ ] Crybaby snowflakes...
[ ] dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com>
[ ] I don't think SnickerTurd had any understanding of YOUR kind of BBS.
[ ] Mark 'The Flooder' Bilk gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end.
[ ] Special Prosecutor Appointed To Investigate Trump / Russia
[ ] You'd think that if Gay Banana's crappy server. was serious about Usenet he'd use something a bit more respectable than Mixmin.
72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award:
[ ] Also he seems to have injected all of today's via dizum, which means he lost his Easynews account just as I predicted.
[ ] Smit
[ ] LOL! Obnoxious libtard
[ ] i THINK i know Trump's biggest mistake - not going after Greg Schardt is just effing around with their boring free time, attempting to be unimaginably outrageous and entertain themselves, but i don't find it in any way amusing.
[ ] #BeamMeUpScotty <Hillary&Obama&Soros@ideocracy.shadow.gov>'s mushroom-slathered meatpole
Chernobyl Award:
[ ] they damned near killed This e-mail is to inform you that Fedora 25 has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact your local law enforcement agency, or if you have an emergency, call 911.. He doesn't remember any of it on account of the brick that smashed his skull.
[ ] I don't ever want to make that drive again, because it's a long and sucky road.
[ ] Re: Puppy Whistle, Educate thyself. and I see the dizum-spammer is having another tantrum. caused all the violence yesterday
[ ] FNVWe immediately launched into a years-long rant about his "lost love" was a resultant of 0 volts between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in getting skull-Guido'd. LOL!
[ ] I saw a room full of men with their hammers a-bleedin'
[ ]
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I'M NEW TO USENET !!!!!!!!!!! BUT I'VE SEEN
OTHER PEOPLE SAY IT SO I'M GOING TO REPEAT
IT LIKE A USELESS TURD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I PRESUME IT MEANS SOMETHING LIKE "WELL
PLAYED" BUT I'M NOT SURE
[ ] DNP (2,4-Dinitrophenol) 100 mg Capsules
[ ] He is as incompetent as Satan's buddy Rick Hodgin
[ ] Something interesting about vitamin C for Boseph Jartlo
Village Pump Award:
[ ] I call it 'A Maid On Her Night Out Winding a Grandfather Clock With Her Left Hand!'
[ ] Personal attacks from those who troll show their own insecurity.
[ ] Well, Funny how that happens every time Paul and his sock parade get handed their asses.'s butthole smarts because some big black thugs stuck their willies up there a hundred times a minute and sang madonna songs while making me a woman because i'm a cocksucker like obama and that's all i'm ever going to be.
[ ]
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/__\ /___\ 's butthole still hurts from George Will's dildo
Jim Morrison Lizard King Award:
[ ] 🐶
[ ] Bootlip Donavan breaks in, Bootlip Donavan dayed
[ ] Boseph Jartlo
[ ] Sleve McDichael
[ ] I prefer to be brutally honest and truly don't give a shit what some welfare-recipient social justice warrior like the Prescott Ass thinks about my religion, how I practise it or how I speak.
[ ] Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKtheLibtards@gmail.com>, melt!
[ ] Cujo DeRhondaDying <cujo@petitmorte.net>
[ ] "You have trouble dealing with reality I see. You are one sick puppy." - getting it wrong on purpose shattering Irony Meters worldwide.
[ ] Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do Snit in? You could always blame it on the Alt-Right
[ ] You're hardly one to talk, since you're also using a free server.
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award:
[ ] Bra puppets would be a first, even for auk.
[ ] THE HEART OF %
[ ] OPERATION SAINT ANDREWS: Texas Cops Spent 11 Minutes Searching Brought to you courtesy of the red white a blue's Vagina, Found "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <burkesgurlz@std-girls.com> is wearing off-the-shoulder tops Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers
[ ] Microsoft won't fix the most frustrating thing about Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup?
[ ] Because Pig Raper is the asshole doing all the post bombing?'s FUCKING JavaScript team is here to stay, someone needs to forge Cujo DeSockpuppet 'The Flooder' gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end. and regurgitate his material in a condensed form so If Some butthurt k00k's bot is as buggy as a bait store. were to ask If it will help dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com> to stop trolling I am all for it. 100%. Please do! that question a couple of years ago, 9202 kidnapped, raped and murdered in alleged 'honour killing' after starting relationship with Arab Muslim would have shrugged their shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or The Internet Problem Provider. can find out what Fakey is chattering about.
Palmjob Paddle Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Faggot <klausschadenfreude@null.net> self-nukes again...
[ ] Conrad Norberg arguing on Usenet on a Saturday night. Does life get any better?
[ ] Also, it's not how big you make it, it's how you make it big.
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award:
[ ] Also, it's not how big you make it, it's how you make it big.
[ ] Anatoli Smorin
[ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Hubcaps
[ ] Boycotting Snit in all of its Degenerate forms.
[ ] StutterFrothing
The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
[ ] I don't know that it's all \that\ large.
[ ] OPERATION SAINT ANDREWS: Texas Cops Spent 11 Minutes Searching NO TROLLING ME FOR 9202 WEEKS's Vagina, Found I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 113/215V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives me a boner...
Pablo Picasso Blue Cube Award:
[ ] Overqualified for MENSA
[ ] in order to spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned and the ignorant
[ ] Jerry Stuckle
Edmond Wollmann Memorial Rubber Turkey Award:
[ ] When Lube up those lips %--get new knee pads speaks, people pay attention!'s FUCKING JavaScript team
[ ]
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[ ] George Harrison
[ ] just for fun I plotted Snit's flooding script
[ ]
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[ ] "The Potty Of Trump (The Party For Pissers)" <TrumpTeam@gmail.com>
[ ] Pug One's a BIG DUMB GOOF
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