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Re: New method could improve atmospheric forecasts over months, decades, and could explain 'pause' in global warming

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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

HalfADickRick Mather (aka Kadaitcha HalfAMan, aka Fred TardBot,
aka Semen Sponge of Satan), in
<news:Fri.Aug.2015.22.31.12.630@alt.education.yellow.discharges.of.pus.and.mucus>
did thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:

> On Fri, 21 Aug 2015 20:53:21 +0200 (CEST) in
> <c094d11476216c187205bd982016579e@dizum.com>, Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Wrangler Emeritus treasured their shattered love spuds and shed tears:

>>>>>> Solar and orbital forcing, the same causes of every other
>>>>>> interglacial and glaciation period throughout earth's history,
>>>>>> explain the 18 year 10 month pause in "global warming" quite
>>>>>> nicely.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Out of the total 750 gigatons moving through the carbon cycle each
>>>>>> year, we produce only 29 gigatons. That is largely offset by
>>>>>> nature absorbing 18 gigatons more than it gives off. So we're only
>>>>>> adding 11 gigatons per year net. And nature will, naturally, ramp
>>>>>> up to absorb that, as it has done throughout earth's history... if
>>>>>> it hadn't, CO2 levels would have reached "runaway" levels long
>>>>>> before we ever came on the scene.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Anthropogenic CO2 contributes 1 ten millionth of one percent to
>>>>>> temperature forcing, as has been proven mathematically. And given
>>>>>> that the temperature forcing is negatively correlated with CO2
>>>>>> concentration due to the efficient re-emission to space of
>>>>>> infrared by CO2, as CO2 levels rise, temperature drops will become
>>>>>> more severe on the night side of the planet, just as happens on
>>>>>> Mars. <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDGgGttVvk4>

>>>>> You wouldn't use the word 'only' if that 11 gigaton weight was put
>>>>> atop your pointy fucking head.

>>>> 11 gigatons out of the 750 gigaton total carbon budget is only
>>>> 1.466% of the total carbon budget of the entire planet, Ko0k. We
>>>> contribute almost nothing, and the planet can easily absorb that
>>>> amount, as it's done throughout its history whenever CO2 levels
>>>> rose.
>>>>
>>>> Much like after you found you were too stupid to balance on two
>>>> wheels and thereby lost your manhood, you're working with "only"
>>>> 1.5% of it, DribbleNubbin. LOL
>>>>
>>>> Moron. LOL
>>>> Kook. LOL
>>>> Kicktoy. LOL

>>> Tell some cunt who believes in man-made global warming, you less than
>>> useless fuckdribble on the end of a transvestite's penis.

>> Says the "fairyboy with an inadequate penis" who would know *exactly*
>> what's on the end of a transvestite's penis. LOL
>> 
>> Kook. LOL
>> BlatherMonkey. LOL
>> Punching Bag. LOL

> Nice sig.

Thanks, it's all about my newest kook.

> It's just so you.

Translation:
"Please stop beating me. I'm fragile. You're breaking me." LOL

Speed bag. LOL
Whipping boy. LOL
Mental Anorexic. LOL

-- 

Kadaitcha Man (aka HalfADickRick Mather) is an AUK veteran from
way back. He was actually stupid enough to try to hook up with
that AUK pass-around girl Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries (aka Rhonda
Russo), but ended up booting her to the curb because she's just a
cunt hair away from being that nucking futs cat lady dragging a
folding cart filled with recyclables so she can afford to buy cat
food for herself and her dozen cats. He dodged a bullet, given
that she now looks like a reject from a zombie slasher flick, has
cancer, hypothyroidism, bulging neck goiters, rotting gums,
missing teeth, thinning hair, Dissociative Identity Disorder,
Autism and is just plumb nutz. HalfADickRick lost his better half
in a motorcycle accident, so even if he had hooked up with
Rhondumb, he'd have to get a surrogate to bed her. He's got
growling menacingly down to a science, but toothless old dogs
have had plenty of time to practice. He has first-hand experience
with gaiety, given that his oldest son wasn't raised right and
turned out to be light in the loafers... which limits
HalfADickRick's trolling abilities and precludes him laughing at
the sissies. So he lost half his dick *and* now has no balls for
trolling.

"Big things are made out of little things."
HalfADickRick Mather's Grand Unified Theory of the Universe.

Message-ID: <d7419da693ffc53a544d5e1569ac9bfc@dizum.com>
"all matter appeared simultaneously in all places at once (i.e.
everywhere at the same time)"
Delusional fuckwit HalfADickRick denying nucleosynthesis, nuclear
transmutation, universal expansion, hydrogen consisting of most
universal mass, cosmic background radiation, 21 cm radiation, the
very means by which matter came to be formed from energy after
the big bang, and most importantly, reality.

Message-ID: <9eb660cc06ece30da6a8e7a947a65dfb@dizum.com>
HalfADickRick believes these two statements mean the same
thing... he's too stupid to realize the contradiction within the
statements:
1) "When you touch something, you don't actually touch it because
the negative charge of the electrons in all matter repel each
other."
2) "everything you experience is experienced only within your
consciousness. That is, there is no reality apart from
consciousness."

MID: <269e51973939871be9eeaaef420f8a6c@dizum.com>
"Who said it's your eyes that see?"
HalfADickRick, yet again displaying his unfathomable stupidity.

"The Turing test is overrated anyway."
HalfADickRick, mad because he's too stupid to pass the Turing
test.

"The now you experience now simply moves to this now."
HalfADickRick's excuse for living in the past.

Message-ID: <2e6f960b0b8c4a738b1116b41865cb35@dizum.com>
HalfADickRick projects what he thinks of himself:
"A fairyboy with an inadequate penis."

Message-ID: <d4e79c0adde0074ee812eba8d9023f97@dizum.com>
HalfADickRick tried blaming his own screediness on a Visual Basic
bot he programmed, k'laming it's artificially intelligent and
able to hold contextually-relevant conversations without any
assistance... when challenged to put Fred Tehbot to work
producing 5000 intelligent and contextually relevant replies per
day to random posts, an easy task for a machine, HalfADickRick
started backpedaling, evading and hurling insults. In actuality,
he was assisting his tardbot by screeding right alongside it to
lend it the appearance of intelligence (but only the appearance,
because HalfADickRick's pretty retarded LOL). Spanked to tears
yet again by reality, he plonked and ran away, tears streaming,
fright-piss flowing, a plaintive "WHHHHAAAAAAA!" issuing from his
otherwise-dumbstruck mouth.

<snicker>

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