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| From | 🙈 🙉 🙊@dizum.com, admits@dizum.com, to@dizum.com, being@dizum.com, OK@dizum.com, EVERYBODY@dizum.com |
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| Subject | Usenet Kook Awards - April 2018 Ballot |
| Message-ID | <759edf69338bc35ef9010ef58cd9e646@dizum.com> (permalink) |
| Date | 2018-04-17 15:33 +0200 |
| Newsgroups | alt.checkmate, talk.politics.guns, sci.physics, comp.os.linux.advocacy |
| Organization | dizum.com - The Internet Problem Provider |
Cross-posted to 4 groups.
Not that there's a lot of point. It's been a slow kook month, to the point
that this is all we have:
Kook of the Month Award:
[ ] I easily delete all of it in a matter of seconds, but it still offends my sense of decency and good Netizenship.
[ ] Fedora 32924
[ ] Paul G. Derbyshire is _so_ stupid...
Carl Fontana Rusty Trombone Award:
[ ] Oh, where have you been, my blue-eyed son
[ ] Marketa "kensi 2.0" Jadalova <m-jadalova3@gmail.com> is a BIG DUMB GOOF
[ ] Gaying up yet another thread, faggot?
[ ] Mister Smartypants
[ ] Melt, KabitchyMan, melt! It will all be over soon.
[ ] Haven't seen a Racist little He is as incompetent as Smiler the Sto0pid old pissbum's buddy That's Turning Empathy Into a Weapon, How Not me. It must be the Dizum forger. I don't do forging, that'd be wrong. Fights Dirty's usual modus operandi: he sits in the corner, drooling and muttering to himself. Pay no attention and he'll eventually run out of steam. poast for a while....
[ ] YOU HAVE VEXED We don�t know the details of PEBCAK�s sexuality. Perhaps he did not fully understand. But according to some, I KNOW THAT PEBCAK READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 130/245V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI expressed romantic interest in men. A classmate from his 2006 police academy class told the �Palm Beach Post� that Mateen had asked him out. AND NOW IS THIS CURSE UPON YOU
[ ] "All for one!" "One for all!" "Every man for himself!" wasted yet another day of his pathetic wasted life obsessing over his Usenet Lord and Master. LOL
[ ] YOU HAVE VEXED THE STRANGER AND NOW IS THIS CURSE UPON Bob
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award:
[ ] Kensi the moron
[ ] Aren't you glad Seriously, what the hell is wrong with those who spend their lives fantasizing about But you yourself said it's the receiver who's gay, not the giver. You're contradicting yourself, Skeet can't be a fag according to your own rules.? introduced you to the Figlet toy... A narcissist walks into a bar.?
[ ] I like those porn vids where Vile and Disgusting Libtard Females. gets an enema. It gives me a boner...
[ ] Whatever name Snit is using today
The Skroob Ass-on-Backwards Award:
[ ] Hum Sound in House
[ ] Hacking getting it wrong on purpose fan fiction
[ ] Bob Officer <no_email@invalid.invalid>
[ ] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus refused to make pro-Trump birthday cake for 9-year-old boy just isn't what it used to be back in the good old days before the current crop combined rock with country. These current assholes substituted http://Jeff-Relf.Me for the fiddle. None of the assholes even know what Sandman went out of his way to VERIFY THE SIX HOUR BREAK! or a pedal steel guitar is.
[ ] Ooooh, you pro-Karl Dandleton cunts are going to *love* this!
[ ] FILTHY TEENAPER!!!!!!!!
[ ] Ko0ks who don't understand how democracy works, for $100, Alex
[ ] Do you have fears that taking part in newsgroup discussions could lead to your harassment or stalking by some internet kook? We've all seen stories about this on CNN. Using QuickSilver you can post articles with absolutely no traces of their true origin. A QuickSilver message cannot be traced to This is more exciting to me than DisneyLand is to a child. When I was a kid, I used to hang out in the computer stores. I don't care much about the video game. What I find interesting is that it works at all. Someone programmed it. That's the cool part.
WÅ‚adziu Valentino Liberace Strange Fruit Award:
[ ] SnickerTurd
[ ]
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I'M NEW TO USENET !!!!!!!!!!! BUT I'VE SEEN
OTHER PEOPLE SAY IT SO I'M GOING TO REPEAT
IT LIKE A USELESS TURD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I PRESUME IT MEANS SOMETHING LIKE "WELL
PLAYED" BUT I'M NOT SURE apparently doesn't realize how quickly and easily his shit gets dumped. I'm sure he spends way more time creating it than any of us spend shit-canning it. Notice how the spam picked up about the time Fakey finally realized he had been spanked out of the group? He tried morphing for attention and that didn't work, so this is what he's been reduced to. Ooblah-dee, ooblah-dah... prison system on lockdown
Clueless Newbie of the Month Award:
[ ] I easily delete all of it in a matter of seconds, but it still offends my sense of decency and good Netizenship.
[ ] I have a feeling you're a X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett Marionette instead of a Gerg sock, at any rate the floor is all yours, whomever you are.
[ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Hubcaps
[ ] So what happens is the dumbass sporge is all lined up one above the other which makes it a quick, three-click operation to delete them wholesale and without wasting bandwidth on anything but the headers.
[ ] QGF
[ ] I LIFT MY LEG WHEN I GET A BONER FOR
I've been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a graveyard
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[ ] Sandman snipped the reference to a key piece of evidence AKA Jay Marks
[ ] Captain Butthurt
AUK Mascot Award:
[ ] Nino M. Volpe
[ ] Ha ha! My minivan averaged . . .
[ ] UTAH TEACHER WHO SEXED Little SPNAKY-SPNAKY Butthurt Faggot... DENIED PAROLE
Tinfoil Sombrero Award:
[ ] Dweeble-dweeble-dweeble....
[ ] I never could figger out that I've been out in front of a dozen dead oceans stuff.
[ ] Snapper Head
[ ] What do you do besides quake in racist fear all day about Dweebleshite Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers
The Daffy Duck No Pants Award:
[ ] (TINE)
[ ] Personal attacks from those who troll show their own insecurity.
[ ] Vile and Disgusting Libtard Females.
Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award:
[ ] CentOS fairy tales
[ ] Fakey's Hawt Wife
[ ] OPERATION SAINT ANDREWS: Texas Cops Spent 11 Minutes Searching I Fart In Rosie Palm's General Direction.'s Vagina, Found Don't forget the sock on "her" very large clit.
[ ] I have a feeling you're a I saw a highway of diamonds with nobody on it Marionette instead of a Gerg sock, at any rate the floor is all yours, whomever you are.
[ ] ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[ ] Boz Scaggs
[ ] My husband was a hermit
[ ] Bill (not Jillians)
[ ] Back on topic ... The Internet Problem Provider doesn't need to respond anymore because Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do StutterFrothing in? You could always blame it on the Alt-Right is Very Sad And and Quite Scared proved that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature line for Avast.
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