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Re: How far is Jupiter?

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The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> pnalsing@gmail.com wrote:
> >
> > On Sunday, February 10, 2019 at 12:20:13 AM UTC-8, The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > > I ask..
> > > How does Mr Loeb
> > > get to be known
> > > as an authority on
> > > the first stars
> > >  in the early universe?
> > >
> > >
> > > Can anyone answer that question????
> >
> > Here's how...
> >
> > https://astronomy.fas.harvard.edu/people/avi-loeb
> >
> > https://www.cfa.harvard.edu/~loeb/
> >
> >
> >
> > That's how. 4 books and over 700 papers.
> >
> > Any more really stupid questions?
> 
> Sure, he wrote 4 books and 700 sheets of toilet papers....
> 
> that makes him an expert on...flying saucers.
> 
> Let me see, the title of the first paper
> 
> In the beginning:
> 
> (whoa! a religious fanatic!)
> 
> Book: The First Galaxies In The Universe
> 
> Book: From The First..
> 
> Book: How Did The First...
> 
> "In the beginning", The First.., The First..
> 
> (i get it, he's number 1)
> 
> Book: EXTRATERSTIAL LIFE   (just the cover?)
> 
> (book must be on it's way from the publishers in...Jupiter)
> 
> Essays:  "Are We Really the Smartest Kid on the Block?"
> 
> (doesn't he mean  "Am I Really the Smartest Kid on the Block?")
> 
> Essays: *"Advanced Extraterrestrials as an Approximation to God"
> 
> (he should join Dianatics and partner with Ron Hubbard )
> 
> *"Six Strange Facts About the First Interstellar Visitor, `Oumuamua",
> 
> (First?) (okay, i get it, he's got an ego and he thinks he's number 1 )
> 
> *"Why a Mission to a Visiting Interstellar Object Could Be Our Best Bet for Finding Aliens"
> 
> (re-write that...Best Bet for Finding the FIRST Aliens)
> 
> *"Making the Church Taller"
> 
> (...?)
> 
> *"Thinking About Distant Civilizations Isn't Speculative", Der Spiegel Online in English (January 7, 2019).
> 
> *"Are Alien Civilizations Technologically Advanced?"
> 
> (well, they have taller churches...)
> 
> *Greetings from Outer Space (in French)",
> 
> (Bon Juir Mon Suier, take mui a la tu leader, merci , ooh la la, Juipertier)
> 
> *"Alien Probe?", Wall Street Journal (February 8, 2019).
> 
> "The Lost Donkeys of Science",
> 
> (okay...he's fuckin nuts, does that any difference?)
> 
> "First Light in the Universe"
> 
> "From the First Star to the End of Time" (in hebrew), A. Loeb (Carmel Publishing House, Israel 2015).
> 
> (Is he fucking Jewish????)
> 



Why are Jewish people smarter?

Now, you probably heard people ask...
Why are Jewish people smarter?

I'll explain the Truth...

they kill their stupid jewish children.

They keep them in the basment, or hide them when
friends and relatives come over to the house...
so they won't reproduce.

Then...
they tell
their daughters
"Marry a lawyer or a doctor."

and they tell their sons

"Be a doctor or a lawyer."


And they keep their stupid jewish kids in
the basement or hidden from everyone and
hope the kid dies from a drug overdose.

Then, they tell the Jewish Doctor/Lawyer
"Why don't you marry a nice Jewish girl?"

And they tell their 'nice Jewish girl' daughter,
"Why don't you find a nice Jewish boy?
(meaning doctor or lawyer)

And they feed the kid in the basement...Heroin.

They hide their stupid retarded looking sons and daughters from society.

And they pass on this information from geneartion to generation.


Jewish people are not smarter...they just kill all their stupid children.

They're fuckin retards, why not?

"Mrs Goldie, where's your daughter?"
"She's in her room, she's not feeling well."
"Where's your son, Mrs Goldie?"
"He's a fuckin schmuck, he's retarded."

Of course...what do 'nice Jewish girls' become? GOLDDIGGERS!

The Truth is...there is no such thing as a 'nice Jewish girl'.

That's just a myth passed on by Rabbis since the beggining of time.

Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
catch me a catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Look through your book,
And make me a perfect match
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
I'll bring the veil,
You bring the groom,
Slender and pale.
Bring me a ring for I'm longing to be,
The envy of all I see.
For Papa,
Make him a scholar.
For mama,
Make him rich as a king.

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