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Re: Planetary Protection Officer

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The Starmaker wrote:
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> > > > > > https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
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> > > > > Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from Aliens
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> > > > > http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254
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> > > > "Honey, I just got a job, it's pays 6 figures!"
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> > > > "What do you do?"
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> > > > "I save the earth from aliens!"
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> > > You know how it works, right? NASA post the job opening on the website and they give it to their relative.
> > >
> > > You rip-off the government by creating job titles that don't exist (and jobs that will never exist).
> > >
> > > But, you can understand how these 'job titles' get pass Trump...
> > >
> > > By now Trump son is telling Trump, "Do you know NASA posted a job openning to "protect aliens from outer space????"
> > >
> > > Trump says, "I inherited a mess!"
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> > I guess the job also requires to put a "do not sign" on rockets...
> > https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/4EfeOd1D1mdkmWdPGAGHfBuZjHiKGrjsmIC1w4BUnbIT52zfQhNPRsBvP8Xyxoz1zlqeMktH=w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu
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> > okay, so the job pays $124,406 to $187,000 / per year
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> > Now, what I don't understand is you need a
> > degree in engineering, physical science, or mathematics...
> > it looks like you have to be a little smart..
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> > but you still have to be stupid enough to believe in flying saucers.
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> > Have you ever looked at the eyes of someone who says "I believe aliens exist on other planets."????
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> She's got that look in her eye..
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> http://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-planetary-protection-officer-job-opening-2017-7
> 
> you know..that glaze look..




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