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Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders

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The Starmaker wrote:
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> The Starmaker wrote:
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> > The Starmaker wrote:
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> > > The Starmaker wrote:
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> > > > Gronk wrote:
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> > > > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > > > Gronk wrote:
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> > > > > >> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > > >>> Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> which shoulder is the Angel on, and
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> which shoulder is the Devil on?
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
> > > > > > detector to his left shoulder,
> > > > > > or his right shoulder?
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > What was the middle one again?
> > > >
> > > > There exist only Love and Hate....there is no middle.
> > >
> > > Okay, I see you people don't understand this Angel Devil business..
> > >
> > > The Angel is on one side, the Devil is on the other side, that's it!
> > > That's all there is to it.
> > >
> > > If you get your girlfriend angry..
> > > and you want to make up with her..
> > > because you hurt her feelings..
> > >
> > > do you kiss her on her left side or her right side?
> > >
> > > You don't want to approach her Devil side because it is evil, bad,
> > > negative, has no feelings..
> > >
> > > you want to approach her Angel side..that is the side that got hurt. Her
> > > positive side.
> > >
> > > You don't want to approach her negative side...
> > >
> > > So, I go back:
> >
> > If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
> > detector to his left shoulder,
> > or his right shoulder?
> >
> > Who commited the Murder, the Angel or the Devil?
> >
> > Whose feelings did you hurt, the Angel or ....the Devil?
> 
> i discovered that there are a few smart phones that contain
> the machinery to detect the murderer...
> i just need to write the software for it...or you guys call it an app.
> 
> You can take the smartphone
> put it in front of a murder suspect..
> and you would be able to detect the real murderer with it.
> 
> and would you believe..i have to be the one to invent it!????!
> 
> i have to write the stupid software for it because you guys are
> sooo one hundred years in the past.
> 
> maybe a thousand years.


luckily i found an open source on it, i just need to make a few
adjustments...

make it murder compliant!


Any murderers out there, i need your help. (everybody in jail sez they
are innoncent.)

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Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders Gronk <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2017-02-26 22:47 -0700
  Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-02-28 00:16 -0800
    Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-03-01 09:48 -0800
      Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-03-01 09:55 -0800
        Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-03-01 10:03 -0800
          Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-03-01 10:18 -0800
        Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-03-01 10:12 -0800
      Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-03-02 10:26 -0800
    Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders Gronk <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2017-03-08 21:34 -0700

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