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Re: LIGO's Absolute Secrecy: Why?

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The Starmaker wrote:
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> Pentcho Valev wrote:
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> > Physics has changed in strange ways. Theoreticians can now do without experimental confirmation while experimentalists find it ethical to work in absolute secrecy. Here is the latest news:
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> > "Either way, Advanced LIGO could give us an additional test very soon, and it may have done so already - two events that are under analysis triggered an alert to other telescopes."
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> > But this seems to be a remake or an improved version of the 2010 very secret story - then "a select few expert administrators" deceived everybody, misled astronomers into wasting time and money on the fake, and "this became particularly useful starting in September 2015":
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> > https://www.researchgate.net/blog/post/a-null-result-is-not-a-failure
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> >
> > In the changed physics world the following C.S.I. activity is regarded as a normal scientific procedure:
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> > http://nautil.us/issue/34/adaptation/the-gravity-wave-hunter
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> > http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2016/04/black-hole-blues-gives-a-ringside-seat-to-discovery-of-gravitational-waves/
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> >
> > So in 2010 LIGO conspirators still did not have "that sophisticated a criminal mind" and "screwed it up a little" but then they improved and in 2015 everything was just fine:
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> > http://www.thenational.ae/arts-life/the-review/why-albert-einstein-continues-to-make-waves-as-black-holes-collide#full
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> >
> > Pentcho Valev
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> “Ladies and gentlemen, we have detected gravitational waves,”
> 
> i bet they invented a machine that do just that...


you know these guys by now...

once they fool the government to get money for their...pet projects, you can be sure they will deliver whatever you want them to deliver, at
any time.

Inside every scientist is a little ...'hacker'.

They spend most of their time hacking and cracking for fun.

For ...fun!

LIGO is what they call...The Big Hack.


You go inside LIGO and you hear whispers..[whisper] "What does this machine do?" 
[whisper] "I don't know."
[whisper] "What do you mean you don't know?"
[whisper] "I looked around it doesn't seem to do anything."
[whisper] "What are you doing here?"
[whisper] "I write the software that says “Ladies and gentlemen, we have detected gravitational waves, We did it!”


Reminds me of joke..

A Italian guy taking immigration test is in front of an immigration judge
and he tells the judge...
"Judge you honor, i no dink i'm a gonna passa da test."

and the judge tells him

"Doncha worrie, youagonna passa da test!"

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Re: LIGO's Absolute Secrecy: Why? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-02-25 10:08 -0800

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