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Re: God has Brown eyes..

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The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> God's color eyes are Brown.
> 
> God made everyone the same skin color, different shades of Brown.
> 
> Because He used the earth to make man...the brown earth.
> 
> And He gave everyone Brown eyes.


It wasn't very hard for God to make the first man...
He took a little earth and added water...and vola.

The hard part was making a girl.


Is there any literature out there on the process God used
to make a girl????


I don't recall anybody even talking about it...


I know there are guys out there trying to build their own girl...but
have you seen the inside of those things???? 


It's like having sex with a transistor radio...

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God has Brown eyes.. The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-12-28 22:21 -0800
  God has Brown eyes.. john <johnsefton288@gmail.com> - 2016-12-29 07:48 -0800
  Re: God has Brown eyes.. Sergio <invlaid@invalid.com> - 2016-12-29 21:12 -0600
    Re: God has Brown eyes.. john <johnsefton288@gmail.com> - 2016-12-30 09:41 -0800
  Re: God has Brown eyes.. The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-12-29 09:42 -0800
  Re: God has Brown eyes.. Sergio <invlaid@invalid.com> - 2016-12-29 13:33 -0600
    Re: God has Brown eyes.. Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2016-12-29 11:40 -0700
      Re: God has Brown eyes.. Sergio <invlaid@invalid.com> - 2016-12-29 14:52 -0600
        Re: God has Brown eyes.. Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2016-12-29 13:39 -0700
  Re: God has Brown eyes.. "reber g=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2016-12-29 12:11 -0800
    Re: God has Brown eyes.. "hanson" <hanson@quick.net> - 2016-12-29 12:56 -0800

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