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| From | CRAZY CUNT SENTENCED FOR STABBING A NURSE 73463 TIMES <salesclerk@purled.Livia.kOOk> |
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| Subject | Usenet Kook Awards - April 2018 Ballot |
| Message-ID | <4fb13699153eeecb181bc53f846cf05b@dizum.com> (permalink) |
| Date | 2018-04-17 08:11 +0200 |
| Newsgroups | alt.checkmate, talk.politics.guns, sci.physics, comp.os.linux.advocacy |
| Organization | dizum.com - The Internet Problem Provider |
Cross-posted to 4 groups.
After all the holiday excitement, things have slowed down again, though at
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
[ ] The whole worle is kicking out Durrrrbs.
[ ] When If Sandman still lying about his CSS is seen defending alt.usenet.kooks garbage were to ask Bite My Shiny Metal Ass that question a couple of years ago,
ONE WORD SAYS IT ALL:
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|____/___/_/ \_\_| \_\_| \_\_| |_|_____/_/ \_\ would have shrugged their shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or Beam Me Up Scotty <Hillary&Obama@shadow.gov>. speaks, people pay attention!
[ ] I should clarify a little, it's not that I don't find it interesting at all, I actually do, but it's not nearly as exciting as having it serve an end goal. I guess we all have a different idea of what comprises such a goal.
[ ] Zax <admin@mixmin.net> never could figger out that mixmin stuff.
The Chimpy Mosque Candle Matchbook Award:
[ ] Scooter
[ ] This is settled.
[ ] https://Jeff-Relf.Me/22202
[ ] Something interesting about vitamin C for Nads is a lefty Kook. Can safely be ignored.
The "Hmmm... Fakey Was Really Pushing That #pizzagate Fake News Right out of His Colon Wasn't He" Award:
[ ] Fred Hall
[ ] I wouldn't be terribly surprised if I haven't plonked Death by squahed balls yet, but my finger is on the trigger. got caught up in some TOR shit.
[ ] Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... No0b?
[ ] REMEMBER KIDS: NEVER BLOCK DIZUM
[ ]
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[ ] Wally Anglesea
[ ] NextSTEP hootenannies
[ ] I have a feeling you're a Idlehands Marionette instead of a Gerg sock, at any rate the floor is all yours, whomever you are.
Mitch Hedberg These Ants Don't Do Shit on Their Farm Award:
[ ] I call it 'Apple told to warn against charging phone in bath after ALWAYS REMEMBER TO NEVER BLOCK DIZUM's electrocution On Her Night Out Winding a Grandfather Clock With Her Left Hand!'
[ ] morbidly obese men in pink tutus with lubed-up boxing gloves. LOL
[ ] If he did not read the files then he does not know!
[ ] The Internet Problem Provider
Jayne Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin Award:
[ ] Art Deco
[ ] The Donald <youhavebeen@trumprolled.com>
[ ] Lamey the Cable Guy
[ ]
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Darth Bawl Award:
[ ] The sporger cannot be Fakey because we all know how intelligent Fakey was. He'd have it figured out and perfected within a couple of days.
[ ] Ivanna Takashet
[ ] The faggots from AUK are sending bomb threats thru the remailer network.
[ ] The poor, doomed So what happens is the dumbass sporge is all lined up one above the other which makes it a quick, three-click operation to delete them wholesale and without wasting bandwidth on anything but the headers. has better productivity.'s bot is as buggy as SunOS fan fiction.
[ ] Drone Pilot never could figger out that mixmin stuff.
[ ] I haven't plonked you yet, but my finger is on the trigger.
[ ]
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FACEBOOK IS RUN BY QGF
[ ] bare links
[ ] Doctor I like those porn vids where "Ms Kitty, DoW #6" <Ms.Kitty@dow.six> gets an enema. It gives me a boner......
[ ] Stop spamming us Amanda Lapkovsky breaking down right in front of us.
The Lock, Stock, and Barrel "Total Pwnership" Award:
[ ] If The k00k poop deck denizen spends half his waking hours posting and bleating out his butthurt about bare links, for fuck's sake. were to ask I prefer to be brutally honest and truly don't give a shit what some welfare-recipient social justice warrior like I strongly urge everyone to boycott this fucking ko0k thinks about my religion, how I practise it or how I speak like a huge ignoramus-whiner crybaby. that question a couple of years ago, Richard "The Stooopid" Bullis would have shrugged their shoulders and gave I should clarify a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or Geraldine Ferraro.
[ ] I've given Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for President Harding.
[ ] raven1 <quoththeraven@nevermore.com>
[ ] I wouldn't be terribly surprised if Fakey got caught up in some TOR shit.
[ ] alt.fan.jai-maharaj@googlegroups.com (Dr. Jai Maharaj)
[ ] Jeff-Relf.Me @.
[ ] He is as incompetent as Satan's buddy Rick Hodgin
[ ] Is
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\ \ / / |||| | | ( | | ) THAT DOESN'T BUST
`-' `-' `--' `-' \| |/ ANY MYTHS AT ALL fanfic still displaying signs of complete ownership? I missed it, for some reason.
[ ] May contain traces of nuts.
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
[ ] Turns out House Widdershins <sinistre@concentric.net>'s non-stop flooding comments of "VM God" Marek met his own definition of trolling, so he insisted that comment of his was forged by
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[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE
[ ] Sweetness refused to make pro-Trump birthday cake for 9-year-old boy
[ ] Dress-wearing Goat-raper
Village Pump Award:
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 130/245V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] DNP (2,4-Dinitrophenol) 100 mg Capsules
[ ] Haywood Jablowme
[ ] U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com Percocet and actavis promethazine,Xanax,Adderall,Oxycontin Text USA/CANADA.
[ ] Texas military dad Michael Brutsch
[ ] I like those porn vids where Edmo gets an enema. It gives
In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
May 2010-February 12, 2017
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all rights reserved a boner... could kill 150,000 people each year in Europe by the end of the century.
[ ] Overqualified for MENSA arrested for dancing Macarena on Saudi street's crappy server.
[ ] they damned near killed Imagine if Microsoft is wearing off-the-shoulder tops 'The Flooder' walked up to a cow and delivered the punch line. It wouldn't be amusing.. He doesn't remember any of it on account of the brick that smashed his skull.
[ ] Boycotting Snit in all of its Degenerate forms.
[ ] Take a pill, And then he curls up into a defensive posture and accuses everyone of being
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I'M NEW TO USENET !!!!!!!!!!! BUT I'VE SEEN
OTHER PEOPLE SAY IT SO I'M GOING TO REPEAT
IT LIKE A USELESS TURD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I PRESUME IT MEANS SOMETHING LIKE "WELL
PLAYED" BUT I'M NOT SURE whenever he's confronted.... you know you need to.
Chernobyl Award:
[ ] Overqualified for NAMBLA
[ ] I've given Bill (not Jillians) Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for President Harding.
[ ] There is a guy on Craigslist: Melbourne in Therapeutic Services offering much the same thing as "A New Day, A New Dawn, & http://Jeff-Relf.Me is Still a Total Scum Bucket that is rotten to the core. Ooooh!"
[ ] I don't know how many times I'm gonna have to say it before it sinks in but
In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
May 2010-February 12, 2017
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all rights reserved or the Creator, as you like to call him, did not create a bunch of automatons that can only do good.
[ ] jof3r AKA Jay Marks
[ ] "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <burkesgurlz@std-girls.com> is wearing off-the-shoulder tops
[ ] Mike Dukakis
[ ] Little Tiny Gable Butthurt Faggot...
George Pickett Memorial Trophy Award:
[ ]
/|\ [] |"""""""""""--__ /| |\ COULD SOMEONE POLITELY
/ | \ || |____________--"" ( |__| ) POINT OUT TO THOSE
| ( ) | || | | \ / MYTHBUSTERS GUYS THAT
| .-. | || | | |12| THEY KEEP CONFUSING
]( 0 )[ || | | | | MASS, WEIGHT, FORCE,
/ `-' \ || | | | | PRESSURE, MOMENTUM,
/ /' `\ \ || | | | | KINETIC ENERGY, AND
| | | | |%%| | | | | CREAMY HOLLANDAISE
| | | | ,'`, | | | | SAUCE
| | | | |||| | | |14|
| | | | |||| | | / __ \ A DELICIOUS SAUCE
\ \ / / |||| | | ( | | ) THAT DOESN'T BUST
`-' `-' `--' `-' \| |/ ANY MYTHS AT ALL
[ ] Nads and the Shrooms
[ ] DC Destructor <drainingtheswamp@gmail.com>
[ ] Meat Cigrit
[ ] Lori Rawlings
Clueless Newbie of the Month Award:
[ ] Sandman makes up a story saying
[ ] #BeamMeUpScotty <Hillary&Obama&Soros@ideocracy.shadow.gov>
[ ] Gay Banana's crappy server. is just fundamental a Total Tard who should be fractured and planted into the ground as soon as possible. Ooooh!'s crappy server.
[ ] Boycotting
[ ] pstutz
[ ] Robert Dylan <Rob@amc.org>
[ ] Oh, this is the big one! You hear that, Poop vagina?! I'm coming to join you, honey!
[ ] Refrigerator -- terrible smell!
[ ] "The Potty Of Trump (The Potty For Pee-ers)" <TrumpTeam@gmail.com>
[ ] Geraldine Ferraro
Balsa Gavel Award:
[ ]
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[ ] The AUK faggots
[ ] Dustin Cook & His Walter Mitty Threat
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