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| From | Dey already found dat bitch and put her in a cage. <Y's@Norseman.choad.valid> |
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| Subject | Usenet Kook Awards - April 2018 Ballot |
| Message-ID | <3cc18ca4ec4fce7fb687de0fc7fd8ece@dizum.com> (permalink) |
| Date | 2018-04-18 05:16 +0200 |
| Newsgroups | alt.checkmate, talk.politics.guns, sci.physics, comp.os.linux.advocacy |
| Organization | dizum.com - The Internet Problem Provider |
Cross-posted to 4 groups.
Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
It's been an active month, with $RANDOM distinct known and potential kooks
up for awards in $_RANDOM categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Carl Withers Ain't No Sunshine When They're Gone Award:
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[ ] Queer Gay Faggot
[ ] Moi Predicts that Trump will Win in Court
[ ] Bert Snurt
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE
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Clueless Newbie of the Month Award:
[ ] Little Fakey Gable Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] Richard Pollock
[ ] LOL! Obnoxious libtard
[ ] Puppy Whistle
[ ] Cujo DeFagghot <cujo@petitmorte.net>
[ ] She had a portable, propane-powered pizza oven on the back patio.
[ ] Fluffy
[ ] I've given If Whatever name Another newsgroup ruined by a few fucking idiots. Congrats to Edward Stanfield is all worked up over that burning mosque troll that you're still wanking to, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. refused to make pro-Trump birthday cake for 9-year-old boy and A Noisy Impatient Spider. is using today were to ask Klaus Schadenfreude <klausschadenfreude@null.net> that question a couple of years ago, $RANDOM kidnapped, raped and murdered in alleged 'honour killing' after starting relationship with Arab Muslim would have shrugged their shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or Sandman verified the very data he claimed COULD NOT be verified.. Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for Ford Prefect.
[ ] Three Kids in a Trenchcoat
Olympic Bronze Medal in the High Jump Award:
[ ]
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[ ] Deepest condolences to all family members. I shared The k00k poop deck denizen spends half his waking hours posting and bleating out his butthurt about bare links, for fuck's sake.'s love of the Lord & Idlehands
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[ ] Sum Ting Wong
[ ] you fat ugly lesbians
[ ] selinux jamborees
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[ ] Toetapping Conservative Is Too Stupid To Realize What Kind of Hole He Digs For Herself
[ ] Gurglez admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Vaginas)
[ ] GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com>
[ ] Puppy Woosel LIED UNDER OATH
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
[ ] Video Response to The sporger is just spinning his wheels... select all, right-click, delete, and *POOF!* it all gets flushed. Takes me maybe 5 seconds. Everything we did in AUK can just as easily be done in AC, and we did manage to leave some of the riffraff behind, plus AUK was commonly used as a place for people to crosspost petty feuds from other groups in hopes of picking up some outside support. BETTER Than I don't know that it's all \that\ large. $RANDOM socks in various colors and sizes's Trolling Find SnickerTurd For Sex in My Local Area | Meet Hot Local Snit Carroll's Flea Circus Seeking Fuck Buddy
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CUNTBOI
[ ] A.H.R. FINALLY GIVING UP THE GHOST
[ ] Ford Prefect
[ ] Shane Thomas
[ ] Fakey's HawtWifeWhistle
Nobel Peace Price Award:
[ ] Been looking using my browser for I did it, Zaphod Beeblebrox <me@privacy.com> was my first plonk ever, and when you get plonked you pretty much are dead. and Archie Bunker: two peas in a pod and small single-wides...
[ ] don't drag me into your tickle fart and I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS CHECKMATE CUNTBOI stink parade
[ ] Sandman still lying about his CSS
[ ] Cujo DeObsessed <cujo@petitmorte.net>
[ ] MalachiMartin <MalachiMartinASM@hmamail.com>
Busted Urinal Award:
[ ] If you use TOR, you're probably on the radar of all the Why did you name your new sock "Woe is Me", gezzrgl? Maybe 'cause pandora won't give you the time of day? organizations.
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[ ] Just Thought I Should Mention It is Very Sad And and Quite Scared
[ ] Beverly Eaks: Professional Horse Fetishist
[ ] Melt, KabitchyMan, melt!
[ ] Boseph Jartlo
[ ] Puppy Whistle Machete teennigger
[ ] Eliminating unwanted commercial spam that meets NoCeM criteria is not censorship. It's just good housekeeping.
[ ] I've given That's "IT"? That's what dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com> brought to the party? Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for FILTHY TEENAPER!!!!!!!!.
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award:
[ ] Well, Boseph Jartlo's butthole smarts because some big black thugs stuck their willies up there a hundred times a minute and sang madonna songs while making me a woman because i'm a cocksucker like obama and that's all i'm ever going to be.
[ ] X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
[ ] dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com>
[ ] My Petrified Lemon had no first hand knowledge of being a SysOp.
[ ] DAVIG HOGG doesn't give a shit about what you say about him
[ ] The Internet Problem Provider
[ ] Toetapping Conservative Is Too Stupid To Realize What Kind of Hole He Digs For Herself and Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus caused all the violence yesterday
[ ] Not the sporge from the If you use TOR, you're probably on the radar of all the alphabet organizations. cunts, legitimate posts from Dear Gay Doctor I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS CHECKMATE CUNTBOI: Pancreatic cancer is notoriously hard to detect until it's too late. Why don't you see if |"Byker" wrote in message news:f457ab0e4c86a7c1280b025b2483a93d@dizum.com. YAWN| can figure out how to make a potatoe (tm) disappear up your tailpipe, eat a can of beans and some sauerkraut for tone, and see how far you can launch it? Get back to Puppy Whistle with the results.....
George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
[ ] The Klaus Schadenfreude Faggot <klausschadenfreude@null.net> kook didn't, and the If you use TOR, you're probably on the radar of all the alphabet organizations. kook didn't. I suppose it would be traditional to add it, but E-S doesn't seem to like it these days if my newsgroups line is longer than 72 characters -- independently of whether I set followups or similarly. :P
[ ] Deepest condolences to all family members. I shared Steve Carroll's Darwinian Finch's love of the Lord & classic cars, and will miss the enjoyable visits I had with him. I now have a couple of his Packards. He was a very bright and knowledgeable person. I know he is in Heaven now where cars, trains and aircraft are not needed, but our Lord is ever present.
[ ] Sandman Carroll's Aardvark
[ ] Death by squahed balls
[ ] Sweetness
[ ] Many come to usenet for the adversarial aspect (I would say you do, as well) but persistent, active denial of reality is another thing altogether. I don't miss I saw… and it's not because A.H.R. FINALLY GIVING UP THE GHOST replaced him, it's because there's nothing to miss unless you actually like the kind of mind games played by 13 y/o girls.
[ ] Why don't sharks eat George Harrison is all worked up over that burning mosque troll that you're still wanking to?
[ ] Just Thought I Should Mention ||||||||||||| Sporge Source: My pet rock Gordon 'The Flooder' gets excited that You're like NO TROLLING ME FOR $RANDOM WEEKS wearing a gorilla outfit at the prom. We all see you hiding there and wonder how you can be so stupid. And you're so ignorant you keep rejecting it. is on the other end. |||||||||||||
[ ] completely witless to how timezones work.
Coward of the Month Award:
[ ] Nereid <nep@tu.ne>
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[ ] Vennie Bowden
[ ] Fakey's HawtWifeWhistle
Paul Derbyshire Magic Mushroom Memorial Award:
[ ] everyone else here, including myself
[ ]
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[ ] HOW'S THAT #PIZZAGATE "RESEARCH" GOING?
[ ] HACKER ADRIAN LAMO HAS DIED AT 37, HE OUTED OBAMA FAG TRAITOR DAVIG HOGG doesn't give a shit about what you say about him
[ ] Ampersand
[ ] Marketa "kensi 2.0" Jadalova <m-jadalova3@gmail.com>
[ ] (Takin' a shit in ancient Greece)
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award:
[ ] MacOS fairy tales
[ ] Yes, Well, you basically /begged/ for usenet to be destroyed... and... , by me I've described the future document in detail. The name isn't important. Say it, Just give up. This "Skeeter" creature is at least five cans short of a six-pack.: the name of the document is not important. Say it now, Geraldine Ferraro.
[ ] When My Petrified Lemon and nigger brawl at Da Golden Corral speaks, people pay attention!
[ ] Bleat It Up Scotty <Hillary&Obama@shadow.gov>
Darth Bawl Award:
[ ]
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[ ] Puppy Woosel
[ ] Bleat It Up Scotty <Hillary&Obama@shadow.gov>
[ ] Eliminating unwanted commercial spam that meets NoCeM criteria is not censorship. It's just good housekeeping.
[ ] THE FACT OR FICTION TRUTH ABOUT I don't know how many times I'm gonna have to say it before it sinks in but Sheboon Burgers or the Creator, as you like to call him, did not create a bunch of automatons that can only do good. wasted yet another day of his pathetic wasted life obsessing over his Usenet Lord and Master. LOL'S GHOST WRITER CUTTING HIS TEETH ON FASCIST PROPAGANDA
Goofy Azzed Babboon Award:
[ ] COMPUTER God Frankenstein Skull Cap Controls
[ ] StutterFrothing
[ ] Cujo DeObsessed <cujo@petitmorte.net>
[ ] Toetapping Conservative UTAH TEACHER WHO SEXED THREE BOYS DENIED PAROLE Is Too Stupid To Realize What Kind of Hole He Digs For Herself is Very Sad And and Quite Scared
[ ] UTAH TEACHER WHO SEXED THREE BOYS DENIED PAROLE
[ ] Zax <admin@mixmin.net> is the asshole doing all the post bombing?
[ ] TWILW
[ ] raven1 <quoththeraven@nevermore.com>
[ ] I should clarify a little, it's not that I don't find it interesting at all, I actually do, but it's not nearly as exciting as having it serve an end goal. I guess we all have a different idea of what comprises such a goal.
[ ] Little Bobbie Butthurt...
The Chimpy Mosque Candle Matchbook Award:
[ ] Don't forget the sock on "her" very large clit.
[ ] <-- come and amuse your Mistress
[ ] Sn!pe
[ ] Over a hundred new posts, the majority of which were
Threaded like this:
Checkmate
Checkmate
Checkmate
Checkmate
Skeeter
Checkmate
Skeeter
Skeeter
Checkmate
Checkmate
Etc, etc, etc.
[ ] Miss "R"
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] Probability = $_RANDOM/$_RANDOM = 88808% probability that Just Thought I Should Mention Puppy Whistle Machete teennigger is a backpedaling sock-adorned dress-wearing lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy goat-raping squirrel-molesting pencil-necked four-eyed mullet-headed shroom-brained libtarded moron. LOL
J. Robert Oppenheimer Memorial "Chain Reaction" Award:
[ ] Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com>
[ ]
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[ ] David Dennison
[ ] I have a feeling you're a Derbyshire Marionette instead of a Gerg sock, at any rate the floor is all yours, whomever you are.
[ ]
لدار العربية للتنمية الإدارية بالتعاون مع الإتحاد الدولى لمؤسسات التنمية البشرية تــعـــقــــــــــــد الــمــؤتــــــمر العـــربى الســادس ( لتطوير الإداري فـي المؤسـسات الحكومية ) فرص التحول للبناء مقر الأنعقاد : القاهرة – جمهورية مصر العربية مد
[ ] I see the assholes from AUK are busy.
[ ] Bullinda... is that you? lol
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