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DNA test results

Started byThe Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
First post2018-10-26 20:58 -0700
Last post2018-10-27 09:13 -0700
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  DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-26 20:58 -0700
    Re: DNA test results rotchm <rotchm@gmail.com> - 2018-10-26 21:03 -0700
      Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-27 09:19 -0700
    Re: DNA test results benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 01:44 -0400
      Re: DNA test results Frank <"frank "@frank.net> - 2018-10-27 09:26 -0400
      Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-27 09:24 -0700
      Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-27 09:34 -0700
      Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 17:37 +0000
        Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-27 18:21 +0000
          Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 19:00 +0000
            Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-27 20:57 +0000
              Re: DNA test results benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 17:28 -0400
                Re: DNA test results Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2018-10-28 09:29 +0100
                Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-28 14:45 +0000
                  Re: DNA test results Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2018-10-28 16:06 +0100
                    Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 22:45 +0000
              Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 22:35 +0000
                Re: DNA test results Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> - 2018-10-27 16:00 -0700
                  Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 03:39 +0000
                    Re: DNA test results Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> - 2018-10-27 22:40 -0700
                      Re: DNA test results J. Clarke <jclarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 09:19 -0400
                      Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-28 14:48 +0000
                        Re: DNA test results Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> - 2018-10-28 09:35 -0700
                          Re: DNA test results J. Clarke <jclarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 14:38 -0400
                            Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-28 20:29 +0000
                              Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-28 13:46 -0700
                                Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-28 13:53 -0700
                          Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-28 20:17 +0000
                            Re: DNA test results J. Clarke <jclarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 16:39 -0400
                            Re: DNA test results Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> - 2018-10-28 19:37 -0700
                              Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-29 04:44 +0000
                      Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 22:30 +0000
                        Re: DNA test results Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2018-10-28 23:36 +0100
                        Re: DNA test results Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2018-10-28 23:46 +0100
                          Re: DNA test results Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2018-10-29 00:02 +0100
                            Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-29 05:16 +0000
                          Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <throbbingsausage@gmail.com> - 2018-10-29 05:15 +0000
                            Re: DNA test results Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2018-10-29 20:00 +0100
                              Re: DNA test results Jibini Kula Tumbili Kujisalimisha <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-29 12:52 -0700
                              Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-30 22:53 -0700
              Re: DNA test results J. Clarke <jclarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 19:13 -0400
              Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-27 17:12 -0700
          Re: DNA test results benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 17:16 -0400
          Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-27 17:10 -0700
    Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-27 09:13 -0700

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#475727

FromJ. Clarke <jclarke.873638@gmail.com>
Date2018-10-27 19:13 -0400
Message-ID<lqr9tdd0hdjm8g5mkvlfsgqm12hhlek7d9@4ax.com>
In reply to#475717
On Sat, 27 Oct 2018 20:57:42 GMT, djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J
Heydt) wrote:

>In article <XnsA9887A26A6491taustincagmailcom@69.16.179.43>,
>Ninapenda Jibini  <taustinca@gmail.com> wrote:
>>djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) wrote in
>>news:pH9sBC.1sH1@kithrup.com: 
>>
>>> In article <XnsA9886C14CEECCtaustincagmailcom@69.16.179.43>,
>>> Ninapenda Jibini  <taustinca@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> wrote in news:pr0tvm$1gl9$3
>>>>@gioia.aioe.org:
>>>>
>>>>> On 10/26/2018 11:58 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>> i can buy a DNA test at Walmart...
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> but, but...
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> but what would it find?
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> maybe i got some....cousins who are monkies?
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> maybe, maybe...
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> I got some Martian ancestors!
>>>>>> 
>>>>> Would find large amounts of Neanderthal DNA, Bozo.
>>>>> 
>>>>You're an optomist, aren't you?
>>> 
>>> Many, if not most, people of European descent have a *little*
>>> Neanderthal DNA.
>>
>>That was not the insult I was aiming for. I have doubts that 
>>Starmaker's DNA is that close to vertebrate, much less mammal.
>
>Well, s/he's got to have fingers, at least. 

Or a tentacle, or a nose, or some other appendage that can press a
key.  Or could be a large flying insect that divebombs the keyboard.
Or could be a cockroach--if Archy could work a mechanical typewriter
by jumping on the keys, some other cockroach could certainly work a
modern electronic keyboard. Or could be crawling on a touchscreen.  Or
could have a direct electrical connection--could be, for example, an
electric catfish working by coded impulses.

Just a few possibilities.

> And probably, eyes.

Does it ever actually respond to posts?

>So likeliest, s/he's either a vertebrate or a cephalopod.
>
>Caution: thread drift ahead ...
>
>There's an episode of _Doctor Who_ called "The Lazarus
>Experiment."  The eponymous Professor Lazarus, at the age of 76,
>invents a gizmo that reduces his age to thirty or so (I could
>look up the actor's age at the time of filming, but I won't).
>But the technique is unstable, and he keeps morphing into a
>mixture of humanoid and scorpion.
>
>And the Doctor says, "He's regressing back to an ancestral form."
>
>But vertebrates are deuterostomes, and arthropods are protostomes
>(look them up at your leisure), and to find a common ancestor you
>would have to regress back to the Failure to Respond to an Office Action(look him up too),
>which no one has found any traces of, though some of the
>Edicarian fauna *might* serve, if we had more specimens.
>
>So every time I watch it, and it's one of my favorite episodes, I
>keep muttering, "It's not *science* fiction, it's Doctor Who."

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#475729

FromThe Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
Date2018-10-27 17:12 -0700
Message-ID<5BD4FEF5.990@ix.netcom.com>
In reply to#475717
Dorothy J Heydt wrote:
> 
> In article <XnsA9887A26A6491taustincagmailcom@69.16.179.43>,
> Ninapenda Jibini  <taustinca@gmail.com> wrote:
> >djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) wrote in
> >news:pH9sBC.1sH1@kithrup.com:
> >
> >> In article <XnsA9886C14CEECCtaustincagmailcom@69.16.179.43>,
> >> Ninapenda Jibini  <taustinca@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> wrote in news:pr0tvm$1gl9$3
> >>>@gioia.aioe.org:
> >>>
> >>>> On 10/26/2018 11:58 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
> >>>>> i can buy a DNA test at Walmart...
> >>>>>
> >>>>> but, but...
> >>>>>
> >>>>> but what would it find?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> maybe i got some....cousins who are monkies?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> maybe, maybe...
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> I got some Martian ancestors!
> >>>>>
> >>>> Would find large amounts of Neanderthal DNA, Bozo.
> >>>>
> >>>You're an optomist, aren't you?
> >>
> >> Many, if not most, people of European descent have a *little*
> >> Neanderthal DNA.
> >
> >That was not the insult I was aiming for. I have doubts that
> >Starmaker's DNA is that close to vertebrate, much less mammal.
> 
> Well, s/he's got to have fingers, at least.  And probably, eyes.
> 
> So likeliest, s/he's either a vertebrate or a cephalopod.
> 
> Caution: thread drift ahead ...
> 
> There's an episode of _Doctor Who_ called "The Lazarus
> Experiment."  The eponymous Professor Lazarus, at the age of 76,
> invents a gizmo that reduces his age to thirty or so (I could
> look up the actor's age at the time of filming, but I won't).
> But the technique is unstable, and he keeps morphing into a
> mixture of humanoid and scorpion.
> 
> And the Doctor says, "He's regressing back to an ancestral form."
> 
> But vertebrates are deuterostomes, and arthropods are protostomes
> (look them up at your leisure), and to find a common ancestor you
> would have to regress back to the Urbilaterian (look him up too),
> which no one has found any traces of, though some of the
> Edicarian fauna *might* serve, if we had more specimens.
> 
> So every time I watch it, and it's one of my favorite episodes, I
> keep muttering, "It's not *science* fiction, it's Doctor Who."
> 
> --
> Dorothy J. Heydt
> Vallejo, California
> djheydt at gmail dot com
> www.kithrup.com/~djheydt/


I'm regressing back to my martian form...

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#475719

Frombenj <benj.fake@gmail.com>
Date2018-10-27 17:16 -0400
Message-ID<pr2kje$ars$1@gioia.aioe.org>
In reply to#475711
On 10/27/2018 2:21 PM, Dorothy J Heydt wrote:
> In article <XnsA9886C14CEECCtaustincagmailcom@69.16.179.43>,
> Ninapenda Jibini  <taustinca@gmail.com> wrote:
>> benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> wrote in news:pr0tvm$1gl9$3
>> @gioia.aioe.org:
>>
>>> On 10/26/2018 11:58 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
>>>> i can buy a DNA test at Walmart...
>>>>
>>>> but, but...
>>>>
>>>> but what would it find?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> maybe i got some....cousins who are monkies?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> maybe, maybe...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I got some Martian ancestors!
>>>>
>>> Would find large amounts of Neanderthal DNA, Bozo.
>>>
>> You're an optomist, aren't you?
> 
> Many, if not most, people of European descent have a *little*
> Neanderthal DNA.  I suspect I have some, but I'm not going to
> spend money I haven't got, just to test it.  You've probably already
> seen this reconstruction of a Neanderthal woman, based on
> sequenced DNA:
> 
> ://www.google.com/search?hl=en&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1536&bih=726&ei=VqvUW7fcLMqb0wKxsLrQBw&q=reconstruction+Neanderthal+woman&oq=reconstruction+Neanderthal+woman&gs_l=img.3..0.1687.6921..7239...0.0..0.104.2148.31j1......2....1..gws-wiz-img.....0..0i30j0i8i30.PuQkUUqPFEM#imgdii=1KnyB2vgqznndM:&imgrc=rw8g9Ahq8PN2YM:&spf=1540664163376
> 
> Red hair, green/hazel eyes, freckles.  I had reddish hair and
> freckles when I was young; so did my daughter; so does my
> grandson.  My father had green eyes; my mother had hazel eyes; so
> does my daughter.  So there's a little bit there.
> 
Red hair is from Neanderthals???!!!

Well THAT sure explains a lot about what we all know about redheads!
Also explains how humans ended up cross-breeding with Neanderthals.

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#475728

FromThe Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
Date2018-10-27 17:10 -0700
Message-ID<5BD4FE65.7318@ix.netcom.com>
In reply to#475711
Dorothy J Heydt wrote:
> 
> In article <XnsA9886C14CEECCtaustincagmailcom@69.16.179.43>,
> Ninapenda Jibini  <taustinca@gmail.com> wrote:
> >benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> wrote in news:pr0tvm$1gl9$3
> >@gioia.aioe.org:
> >
> >> On 10/26/2018 11:58 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
> >>> i can buy a DNA test at Walmart...
> >>>
> >>> but, but...
> >>>
> >>> but what would it find?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> maybe i got some....cousins who are monkies?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> maybe, maybe...
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> I got some Martian ancestors!
> >>>
> >> Would find large amounts of Neanderthal DNA, Bozo.
> >>
> >You're an optomist, aren't you?
> 
> Many, if not most, people of European descent have a *little*
> Neanderthal DNA.  I suspect I have some, but I'm not going to
> spend money I haven't got, just to test it.  You've probably already
> seen this reconstruction of a Neanderthal woman, based on
> sequenced DNA:
> 
> ://www.google.com/search?hl=en&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1536&bih=726&ei=VqvUW7fcLMqb0wKxsLrQBw&q=reconstruction+Neanderthal+woman&oq=reconstruction+Neanderthal+woman&gs_l=img.3..0.1687.6921..7239...0.0..0.104.2148.31j1......2....1..gws-wiz-img.....0..0i30j0i8i30.PuQkUUqPFEM#imgdii=1KnyB2vgqznndM:&imgrc=rw8g9Ahq8PN2YM:&spf=1540664163376
> 
> Red hair, green/hazel eyes, freckles.  I had reddish hair and
> freckles when I was young; so did my daughter; so does my
> grandson.  My father had green eyes; my mother had hazel eyes; so
> does my daughter.  So there's a little bit there.
> 
> --
> Dorothy J. Heydt
> Vallejo, California
> djheydt at gmail dot com
> www.kithrup.com/~djheydt/


martians have red hair...

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#475697

FromThe Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
Date2018-10-27 09:13 -0700
Message-ID<5BD48EB7.AEF@ix.netcom.com>
In reply to#475683
The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> i can buy a DNA test at Walmart...
> 
> but, but...
> 
> but what would it find?
> 
> maybe i got some....cousins who are monkies?
> 
> maybe, maybe...
> 
> I got some Martian ancestors!


I mean, if my family tree has a tail,

or attennas...it should show

up on the DNA results.

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