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Planetary Protection Officer

Started byThe Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
First post2017-08-02 09:29 -0700
Last post2017-08-05 18:23 -0700
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  Planetary Protection Officer  The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-02 09:29 -0700
    Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-02 09:34 -0700
      Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-02 09:47 -0700
        Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-02 10:10 -0700
        Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-02 15:54 -0700
          Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-03 10:03 -0700
            Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-03 10:53 -0700
            Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-03 11:06 -0700
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-03 11:11 -0700
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer "Bast" <fakename@nomail.invalid> - 2017-08-03 20:50 -0400
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-03 20:50 -0700
                  Re: Planetary Protection Officer "Bast" <fakename@nomail.invalid> - 2017-08-04 09:36 -0400
                    Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-04 23:21 -0700
                      Re: Planetary Protection Officer "Bast" <fakename@nomail.invalid> - 2017-08-05 04:37 -0400
                      Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-05 14:48 -0700
                        Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-05 18:13 -0700
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-05 10:16 -0700
      Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-04 14:00 +1000
        Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-04 00:07 -0700
          Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-04 17:14 +1000
            Re: Planetary Protection Officer Serg io <invalid@invalid.com> - 2017-08-04 11:35 -0500
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-04 17:12 +0000
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Serg io <invalid@invalid.com> - 2017-08-04 12:51 -0500
                  Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-04 18:39 +0000
                    Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-04 18:41 -0500
                      Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-04 23:18 -0700
                      Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-05 10:09 +0000
                        Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-05 09:08 -0500
                          Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-05 14:19 +0000
                            Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-05 10:46 -0500
                              Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-05 15:51 +0000
                              Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-05 09:41 -0700
                              Re: Planetary Protection Officer Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2017-08-06 10:49 +0200
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-04 23:23 -0700
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-05 16:26 +1000
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-05 10:55 -0500
                  Re: Planetary Protection Officer Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2017-08-06 10:58 +0200
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2017-08-05 21:16 -0400
                  Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-06 15:05 +1000
            Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-04 17:36 +0000
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-05 16:22 +1000
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-05 11:37 +0000
                  Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-05 21:56 +1000
                    Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-05 09:11 -0500
                      Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-05 15:16 +0000
                        Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-05 11:05 -0500
                      Re: Planetary Protection Officer Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2017-08-06 10:53 +0200
                        Re: Planetary Protection Officer Ustine Bertrand <ufu@ywwerw.su> - 2017-08-06 09:33 +0000
                          Re: Planetary Protection Officer Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2017-08-06 13:38 +0200
                    Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-05 10:04 -0700
            Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-04 23:15 -0700
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-05 16:30 +1000
    Nine year old kid applies for Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-05 13:28 -0700
      Re: Nine year old kid applies for Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-05 18:23 -0700

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#427290

FromSylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address>
Date2017-08-05 16:22 +1000
Message-ID<eul6gvFphjiU1@mid.individual.net>
In reply to#427217
On 5/08/2017 3:36 AM, Otten Schneijders wrote:
> Sylvia Else wrote:
> 
>> The responsibility is to protect the planets and moons of the Solar
>> System from microbiological contamination by NASA's space probes.
> 
> Excellent point. No wonder Modern Science big Pharma declared war to
> microbiological life, here on Earth likewise. The stupidest thing to do,
> from a human perspective, is to declare war to life. How stupid they can
> be.
> 

I'm not sure what you're saying there. One of the big questions about 
life is how likely it is to arise. At the moment, all we know is that it 
arose at least once. It might happen easily, or Earth might be the only 
place in the entire universe where it's happened. We have no evidence to 
support one possibility or the other. Finding life on Europa that is 
fundamentally different from life on Earth would indicate that the 
probability of life evolving is quite high.

Consequently, the last thing we want to do is to contaminate Europa with 
Earth life potentially destroying forever our chance to find non-Earth 
life on Europa.

Sylvia.

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#427304

FromOtten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op>
Date2017-08-05 11:37 +0000
Message-ID<om4amc$rgj$4@gioia.aioe.org>
In reply to#427290
Sylvia Else wrote:

> Consequently, the last thing we want to do is to contaminate Europa with
> Earth life potentially destroying forever our chance to find non-Earth
> life on Europa. Sylvia.

mam, you are spewing out nothing but arrogance. No intellect. Like a 
televangelist, we we, I I I we. There is nothing there, but I and we.

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#427305

FromSylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address>
Date2017-08-05 21:56 +1000
Message-ID<eulq2rFttv4U2@mid.individual.net>
In reply to#427304
On 5/08/2017 9:37 PM, Otten Schneijders wrote:
> Sylvia Else wrote:
> 
>> Consequently, the last thing we want to do is to contaminate Europa with
>> Earth life potentially destroying forever our chance to find non-Earth
>> life on Europa. Sylvia.
> 
> mam, you are spewing out nothing but arrogance. No intellect. Like a
> televangelist, we we, I I I we. There is nothing there, but I and we.
> 

That's your argument?

Sylvia.

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#427313

FromMaryK <nobody@invalid.com>
Date2017-08-05 09:11 -0500
Message-ID<om4jom$1grs$1@gioia.aioe.org>
In reply to#427305
On 8/5/2017 6:56 AM, Sylvia Else wrote:
> On 5/08/2017 9:37 PM, Otten Schneijders wrote:
>> Sylvia Else wrote:
>>
>>> Consequently, the last thing we want to do is to contaminate Europa with
>>> Earth life potentially destroying forever our chance to find non-Earth
>>> life on Europa. Sylvia.
>>
>> mam, you are spewing out nothing but arrogance. No intellect. Like a
>> televangelist, we we, I I I we. There is nothing there, but I and we.
>>
> 
> That's your argument?
> 
> Sylvia.

I think this guy is rare chinese troll comes around sometimes.

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#427324

FromOtten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op>
Date2017-08-05 15:16 +0000
Message-ID<om4ngf$1f7v$2@gioia.aioe.org>
In reply to#427313
MaryK wrote:

> On 8/5/2017 6:56 AM, Sylvia Else wrote:
>> On 5/08/2017 9:37 PM, Otten Schneijders wrote:
>>> Sylvia Else wrote:
>>>
>>>> Consequently, the last thing we want to do is to contaminate Europa
>>>> with Earth life potentially destroying forever our chance to find
>>>> non-Earth life on Europa. Sylvia.
>>>
>>> mam, you are spewing out nothing but arrogance. No intellect. Like a
>>> televangelist, we we, I I I we. There is nothing there, but I and we.
>>
>> That's your argument? Sylvia.
> 
> I think this guy is rare chinese troll comes around sometimes.

You think? This is a joke, right? You don't even know what life is and HAS 
TO BE in Modern Science. You are insignificant in a Relativity forum. Piss 
off, lady!

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#427334

FromMaryK <nobody@invalid.com>
Date2017-08-05 11:05 -0500
Message-ID<om4qd6$1q4c$2@gioia.aioe.org>
In reply to#427324
On 8/5/2017 10:16 AM, Otten Schneijders wrote:
> MaryK wrote:
> 
>> On 8/5/2017 6:56 AM, Sylvia Else wrote:
>>> On 5/08/2017 9:37 PM, Otten Schneijders wrote:
>>>> Sylvia Else wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Consequently, the last thing we want to do is to contaminate Europa
>>>>> with Earth life potentially destroying forever our chance to find
>>>>> non-Earth life on Europa. Sylvia.
>>>>
>>>> mam, you are spewing out nothing but arrogance. No intellect. Like a
>>>> televangelist, we we, I I I we. There is nothing there, but I and we.
>>>
>>> That's your argument? Sylvia.
>>
>> I think this guy is rare chinese troll comes around sometimes.
> 
> You think? This is a joke, right? You don't even know what life is and HAS
> TO BE in Modern Science. You are insignificant in a Relativity forum. Piss
> off, lady!
> 

[do china dudes say "piss off" ?,  are you brittish geezer?]

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#427405

FromThomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de>
Date2017-08-06 10:53 +0200
Message-ID<1884976.OBFZWjSADL@PointedEars.de>
In reply to#427313
MaryK wrote:

> On 8/5/2017 6:56 AM, Sylvia Else wrote:
>> On 5/08/2017 9:37 PM, Otten Schneijders wrote:
>>> Sylvia Else wrote:
>>>> Consequently, the last thing we want to do is to contaminate Europa
>>>> with Earth life potentially destroying forever our chance to find
>>>> non-Earth life on Europa. Sylvia.
>>> mam, you are spewing out nothing but arrogance. No intellect. Like a
>>> televangelist, we we, I I I we. There is nothing there, but I and we.
>> That's your argument?
> 
> I think this guy is rare chinese troll comes around sometimes.

Whether they are Chinese I could not care less, but it is the ’nym-shifting 
“Tensor” troll who is unfortunately is posting here all the time.  And by 
“here” I mean both of the newsgroups in which both of you continued their 
mindbogglingly stupid crosspost, sci.physics and sci.physics.relativity.

F’up2 sci.physics

-- 
PointedEars

Twitter: @PointedEars2
Please do not cc me. / Bitte keine Kopien per E-Mail.

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#427410

FromUstine Bertrand <ufu@ywwerw.su>
Date2017-08-06 09:33 +0000
Message-ID<om6nod$12t1$1@gioia.aioe.org>
In reply to#427405
Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn wrote:

> MaryK wrote:
>> I think this guy is rare chinese troll comes around sometimes.
> 
> Whether they are Chinese I could not care less, but it is the
> ’nym-shifting “Tensor” troll who is unfortunately is posting here all
> the

Tensors must be something you don't know, you stupid kraut. And seemingly
YOU, a not even half-engineer, are the one posting stupidities fooling
around inhere.

And a liar that you are, pretending both knowing, ignoring and plonking
those randomly nice people. A clear nonsense and a impossibility.

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#427420

FromThomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de>
Date2017-08-06 13:38 +0200
Message-ID<13299673.tv2OnDr8pf@PointedEars.de>
In reply to#427410
The ’nym-shifting troll wrote as "Ustine Bertrand" <ufu@ywwerw.su>:

> Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn wrote:
>> MaryK wrote:
>>> I think this guy is rare chinese troll comes around sometimes.
>> 
>> Whether they are Chinese I could not care less, but it is the
>> ’nym-shifting “Tensor” troll who is unfortunately is posting here all
>> the
> 
> Tensors must be something you don't know, you stupid kraut. […]

Q.E.D.

*PLONK*

(Unannounced F’up2 alt.morons ignored.  F’up2 set appropriately.)

-- 
PointedEars

Twitter: @PointedEars2
Please do not cc me. / Bitte keine Kopien per E-Mail.

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#427344

FromThe Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
Date2017-08-05 10:04 -0700
Message-ID<5985FAA4.3AD4@ix.netcom.com>
In reply to#427305
Sylvia Else wrote:
> 
> On 5/08/2017 9:37 PM, Otten Schneijders wrote:
> > Sylvia Else wrote:
> >
> >> Consequently, the last thing we want to do is to contaminate Europa with
> >> Earth life potentially destroying forever our chance to find non-Earth
> >> life on Europa. Sylvia.
> >
> > mam, you are spewing out nothing but arrogance. No intellect. Like a
> > televangelist, we we, I I I we. There is nothing there, but I and we.
> >
> 
> That's your argument?
> 
> Sylvia.


There is nothing there, but I and we.


That is why "contamination" is impertive.


Why prevent asteroids from entering the earth, when it was us that arrived here by asteroids?


If the dinosaurs prevented the asteroids from entering the earth, would you be here today???


Maybe the new asteroids would bring a new type of scientist in this world, one that works for a living instead
of of yous that feel the government ought to subsides genuies.


If you sit around for ten years doing Nothing at a patent office, ...you just end up thinking about building an atomic bomb to all the kill people.


The next albert einstein bomb would be designed to kill all the stupid people.


There was a reason Why albert einstein fled from Germany...he was Number One on the list as the most dangerous person in
Germany. They were going to hang him! He got away and it proved they were right.

Read the letter Albert Einstein wrote and tell me what kind of person was he:


https://hypertextbook.com/eworld/einstein/#first



A mistake of Nature no doubt.


These mistakes have to be corrected..



Do not subsides genuies, ...let them fucking die.


It's the only protection we have.

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#427286

FromThe Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
Date2017-08-04 23:15 -0700
Message-ID<59856288.1391@ix.netcom.com>
In reply to#427180
Sylvia Else wrote:
> 
> On 4/08/2017 5:07 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
> > Sylvia Else wrote:
> >>
> >> On 3/08/2017 2:34 AM, The Starmaker wrote:
> >>> The Starmaker wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from Aliens
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254
> >>>
> >>
> >> Looks like neither you, nor Newsweek, are capable of reading a clear
> >> description of what the job is actually about.
> >>
> >> Sylvia.
> >
> >
> > The job description title is clear..
> >
> > "Planetary Protection Officer"
> >
> >
> > The question is..."Protection" from What????
> >
> >
> > Can you answer that Mrs. Else?
> >
> 
> The responsibility is to protect the planets and moons of the Solar
> System from microbiological contamination by NASA's space probes.

Oh, I get it...NASA gonna get in da protection racket..

NASA tells all the other planets "We're selling you Protection!"

Aliens:"Protection from who?"

NASA:"Protection from Us!"




> 
> Europa is of special concern because it is almost certainly a liquid
> water ocean covered by ice, and might conceivably be some kind of life
> there.
> 
> Sylvia.


you got that glaze look in your eyes...is any of your cats named
Jupiter?

Here pluto, pluto, pluto...


Me OW.

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#427293

FromSylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address>
Date2017-08-05 16:30 +1000
Message-ID<eul6vdFpjloU2@mid.individual.net>
In reply to#427286
On 5/08/2017 4:15 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
> Sylvia Else wrote:
>>
>> On 4/08/2017 5:07 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
>>> Sylvia Else wrote:
>>>>
>>>> On 3/08/2017 2:34 AM, The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from Aliens
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Looks like neither you, nor Newsweek, are capable of reading a clear
>>>> description of what the job is actually about.
>>>>
>>>> Sylvia.
>>>
>>>
>>> The job description title is clear..
>>>
>>> "Planetary Protection Officer"
>>>
>>>
>>> The question is..."Protection" from What????
>>>
>>>
>>> Can you answer that Mrs. Else?
>>>
>>
>> The responsibility is to protect the planets and moons of the Solar
>> System from microbiological contamination by NASA's space probes.
> 
> Oh, I get it...NASA gonna get in da protection racket..
> 
> NASA tells all the other planets "We're selling you Protection!"
> 
> Aliens:"Protection from who?"
> 
> NASA:"Protection from Us!"

That's a rather silly comment, given the absence of anyone to sell to, 
let alone a meaningful way of transferring wealth between the planets 
even if the was someone.

Sylvia.

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#427365 — Nine year old kid applies for Planetary Protection Officer

FromThe Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
Date2017-08-05 13:28 -0700
SubjectNine year old kid applies for Planetary Protection Officer
Message-ID<59862A87.7907@ix.netcom.com>
In reply to#426922
The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000

Dear NASA,

My name is Jack and I would like to apply for the planetary protection officer job.
I may be nine but....

Sincerely,
Guardian of the Galaxy


https://cnet4.cbsistatic.com/img/FEG_td4xorw55GsJe3HzL2Wqsjc=/2017/08/04/52cd69a7-d886-4a67-873a-b778c738b546/dgaljnwxcaa1qup.jpg
https://www.cnet.com/news/nasa-to-9-year-old-applicant-for-alien-protection-job-maybe/
http://video.foxnews.com/v/5532959673001/?#sp=show-clips

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#427387 — Re: Nine year old kid applies for Planetary Protection Officer

FromThe Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
Date2017-08-05 18:23 -0700
SubjectRe: Nine year old kid applies for Planetary Protection Officer
Message-ID<59866F7D.2D7@ix.netcom.com>
In reply to#427365
The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
> 
> Dear NASA,
> 
> My name is Jack and I would like to apply for the planetary protection officer job.
> I may be nine but....
> 
> Sincerely,
> Guardian of the Galaxy
> 
> https://cnet4.cbsistatic.com/img/FEG_td4xorw55GsJe3HzL2Wqsjc=/2017/08/04/52cd69a7-d886-4a67-873a-b778c738b546/dgaljnwxcaa1qup.jpg
> https://www.cnet.com/news/nasa-to-9-year-old-applicant-for-alien-protection-job-maybe/
> http://video.foxnews.com/v/5532959673001/?#sp=show-clips



you see now what 'science fiction' and fake science does to a kid...

NASA should tell the kid..."Why don't you stand on the corner and let us know when it begins to snow."




Guardian of the Galaxy? There is nothing to guard.


Hey Jack Davis you 9 year old, don't let these angry old white men at NASA steer you wrong.


Stay in school, grow up and become President of the United States and put the Media in jail where they belong.

Shut down NASA while you're at it...and legalize Marijuhnna.

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