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  Lindsay Clancy Holdout The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2026-09-12 10:36 -0700
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#673170 — Lindsay Clancy Holdout

The Headlines in the news reads 

Lindsay Clancy Holdout is a Nigger!


Can you imagine dis nigga
thrown into a room with
ALL WHITE PEOPLE!

He's looking around
and seeing all these whities
and looking at their
skin color and
White manners
and thinking
"I'M IN HELL!!!"

...and they want me to
go along wit dis white bitch
who killled her white ass children
FREE?

FUCKING WHITIES!!

If she was a nigga
they want to throw her in 
jail for life!

If she was a nigga
who killed her three
nigga babies...
the whole 12 juries
would say...GUILTY!

But that is another Twilight Zone.

How did dat nigger get in
there with all those WHITE juries???

Is dat a joke?

If you are White..
and you get into
an elevator with
eleven niggas...

or if you're Black..
and ...
fuck it
I'm taking the next elevator!

Can you imaging how a Black person
feels going to a Country Music concert????

YOU'RE GONNA GET LINCHED!!!!

"you wanna ride home?"

nigga??

'Boy, I love dat country white music!'


MOM, I ALMOST DIED!

They could've have a hung jury there...


"Could you call the judge, I think we got a hung jury."

If I was sitting next to the black jury i would say to
him..."Hey, we gots nothin to do, wanna play Hangman?"



Okay, I go first "N"


Can you tell the judge we want to see the rope?



 +---+
  |   |
  O   |
 /|\  |
 / \  |
      |
=========''']



Of course. all the whitey juries
would be looking at his hair...

"Can I touch it?"


kinky winky brillo!

Man, you are Black all over! Can i see your feet??

i wanna look at his tail.

Tail?

"Hey Whitey, why are you looking behind me???"


'i'm looking for the tail!'


THE BITCH IS GUILTY!!!!

fucking white bitch.


"Hi there, My name is Leroy!"


'My name is Master White!'


my friends all me whitey!

my friends call me nigga!

The White guy sez...

"Slap me five!..(he quickly turns his hand over and sez) ...on the nigga
side!"












-- 
The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable,
to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, say the unsayable, 
and challenge the unchallengeable.

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#673185

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Headlines in the news reads
> 
> Lindsay Clancy Holdout is a Nigger!
> 
> Can you imagine dis nigga
> thrown into a room with
> ALL WHITE PEOPLE!
> 
> He's looking around
> and seeing all these whities
> and looking at their
> skin color and
> White manners
> and thinking
> "I'M IN HELL!!!"
> 
> ...and they want me to
> go along wit dis white bitch
> who killled her white ass children
> FREE?
> 
> FUCKING WHITIES!!
> 
> If she was a nigga
> they want to throw her in
> jail for life!
> 
> If she was a nigga
> who killed her three
> nigga babies...
> the whole 12 juries
> would say...GUILTY!
> 
> But that is another Twilight Zone.
> 
> How did dat nigger get in
> there with all those WHITE juries???
> 
> Is dat a joke?
> 
> If you are White..
> and you get into
> an elevator with
> eleven niggas...
> 
> or if you're Black..
> and ...
> fuck it
> I'm taking the next elevator!
> 
> Can you imaging how a Black person
> feels going to a Country Music concert????
> 
> YOU'RE GONNA GET LINCHED!!!!
> 
> "you wanna ride home?"
> 
> nigga??
> 
> 'Boy, I love dat country white music!'
> 
> MOM, I ALMOST DIED!
> 
> They could've have a hung jury there...
> 
> "Could you call the judge, I think we got a hung jury."
> 
> If I was sitting next to the black jury i would say to
> him..."Hey, we gots nothin to do, wanna play Hangman?"
> 
> Okay, I go first "N"
> 
> Can you tell the judge we want to see the rope?
> 
>  +---+
>   |   |
>   O   |
>  /|\  |
>  / \  |
>       |
> =========''']
> 
> Of course. all the whitey juries
> would be looking at his hair...
> 
> "Can I touch it?"
> 
> kinky winky brillo!
> 
> Man, you are Black all over! Can i see your feet??
> 
> i wanna look at his tail.
> 
> Tail?
> 
> "Hey Whitey, why are you looking behind me???"
> 
> 'i'm looking for the tail!'
> 
> THE BITCH IS GUILTY!!!!
> 
> fucking white bitch.
> 
> "Hi there, My name is Leroy!"
> 
> 'My name is Master White!'
> 
> my friends all me whitey!
> 
> my friends call me nigga!
> 
> The White guy sez...
> 
> "Slap me five!..(he quickly turns his hand over and sez) ...on the nigga
> side!"

So I show up at the jury room the next day and say to him..."Hey Nigga,
wats up?"





-- 
The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable,
to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, say the unsayable, 
and challenge the unchallengeable.

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#673225

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > The Headlines in the news reads
> >
> > Lindsay Clancy Holdout is a Nigger!
> >
> > Can you imagine dis nigga
> > thrown into a room with
> > ALL WHITE PEOPLE!
> >
> > He's looking around
> > and seeing all these whities
> > and looking at their
> > skin color and
> > White manners
> > and thinking
> > "I'M IN HELL!!!"
> >
> > ...and they want me to
> > go along wit dis white bitch
> > who killled her white ass children
> > FREE?
> >
> > FUCKING WHITIES!!
> >
> > If she was a nigga
> > they want to throw her in
> > jail for life!
> >
> > If she was a nigga
> > who killed her three
> > nigga babies...
> > the whole 12 juries
> > would say...GUILTY!
> >
> > But that is another Twilight Zone.
> >
> > How did dat nigger get in
> > there with all those WHITE juries???
> >
> > Is dat a joke?
> >
> > If you are White..
> > and you get into
> > an elevator with
> > eleven niggas...
> >
> > or if you're Black..
> > and ...
> > fuck it
> > I'm taking the next elevator!
> >
> > Can you imaging how a Black person
> > feels going to a Country Music concert????
> >
> > YOU'RE GONNA GET LINCHED!!!!
> >
> > "you wanna ride home?"
> >
> > nigga??
> >
> > 'Boy, I love dat country white music!'
> >
> > MOM, I ALMOST DIED!
> >
> > They could've have a hung jury there...
> >
> > "Could you call the judge, I think we got a hung jury."
> >
> > If I was sitting next to the black jury i would say to
> > him..."Hey, we gots nothin to do, wanna play Hangman?"
> >
> > Okay, I go first "N"
> >
> > Can you tell the judge we want to see the rope?
> >
> >  +---+
> >   |   |
> >   O   |
> >  /|\  |
> >  / \  |
> >       |
> > =========''']
> >
> > Of course. all the whitey juries
> > would be looking at his hair...
> >
> > "Can I touch it?"
> >
> > kinky winky brillo!
> >
> > Man, you are Black all over! Can i see your feet??
> >
> > i wanna look at his tail.
> >
> > Tail?
> >
> > "Hey Whitey, why are you looking behind me???"
> >
> > 'i'm looking for the tail!'
> >
> > THE BITCH IS GUILTY!!!!
> >
> > fucking white bitch.
> >
> > "Hi there, My name is Leroy!"
> >
> > 'My name is Master White!'
> >
> > my friends all me whitey!
> >
> > my friends call me nigga!
> >
> > The White guy sez...
> >
> > "Slap me five!..(he quickly turns his hand over and sez) ...on the nigga
> > side!"
> 
> So I show up at the jury room the next day and say to him..."Hey Nigga,
> wats up?"


So the Nigga sez, "Hey. you cannot call me a nigga!"

I say, "Why not? Everybody here in this jury room calls you a nigga."




-- 
The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable,
to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, say the unsayable, 
and challenge the unchallengeable.

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#673283

I don't know if anybody has told you yet...

but the Jury system doesn't work.







The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> > >
> > > The Headlines in the news reads
> > >
> > > Lindsay Clancy Holdout is a Nigger!
> > >
> > > Can you imagine dis nigga
> > > thrown into a room with
> > > ALL WHITE PEOPLE!
> > >
> > > He's looking around
> > > and seeing all these whities
> > > and looking at their
> > > skin color and
> > > White manners
> > > and thinking
> > > "I'M IN HELL!!!"
> > >
> > > ...and they want me to
> > > go along wit dis white bitch
> > > who killled her white ass children
> > > FREE?
> > >
> > > FUCKING WHITIES!!
> > >
> > > If she was a nigga
> > > they want to throw her in
> > > jail for life!
> > >
> > > If she was a nigga
> > > who killed her three
> > > nigga babies...
> > > the whole 12 juries
> > > would say...GUILTY!
> > >
> > > But that is another Twilight Zone.
> > >
> > > How did dat nigger get in
> > > there with all those WHITE juries???
> > >
> > > Is dat a joke?
> > >
> > > If you are White..
> > > and you get into
> > > an elevator with
> > > eleven niggas...
> > >
> > > or if you're Black..
> > > and ...
> > > fuck it
> > > I'm taking the next elevator!
> > >
> > > Can you imaging how a Black person
> > > feels going to a Country Music concert????
> > >
> > > YOU'RE GONNA GET LINCHED!!!!
> > >
> > > "you wanna ride home?"
> > >
> > > nigga??
> > >
> > > 'Boy, I love dat country white music!'
> > >
> > > MOM, I ALMOST DIED!
> > >
> > > They could've have a hung jury there...
> > >
> > > "Could you call the judge, I think we got a hung jury."
> > >
> > > If I was sitting next to the black jury i would say to
> > > him..."Hey, we gots nothin to do, wanna play Hangman?"
> > >
> > > Okay, I go first "N"
> > >
> > > Can you tell the judge we want to see the rope?
> > >
> > >  +---+
> > >   |   |
> > >   O   |
> > >  /|\  |
> > >  / \  |
> > >       |
> > > =========''']
> > >
> > > Of course. all the whitey juries
> > > would be looking at his hair...
> > >
> > > "Can I touch it?"
> > >
> > > kinky winky brillo!
> > >
> > > Man, you are Black all over! Can i see your feet??
> > >
> > > i wanna look at his tail.
> > >
> > > Tail?
> > >
> > > "Hey Whitey, why are you looking behind me???"
> > >
> > > 'i'm looking for the tail!'
> > >
> > > THE BITCH IS GUILTY!!!!
> > >
> > > fucking white bitch.
> > >
> > > "Hi there, My name is Leroy!"
> > >
> > > 'My name is Master White!'
> > >
> > > my friends all me whitey!
> > >
> > > my friends call me nigga!
> > >
> > > The White guy sez...
> > >
> > > "Slap me five!..(he quickly turns his hand over and sez) ...on the nigga
> > > side!"
> >
> > So I show up at the jury room the next day and say to him..."Hey Nigga,
> > wats up?"
> 
> So the Nigga sez, "Hey. you cannot call me a nigga!"
> 
> I say, "Why not? Everybody here in this jury room calls you a nigga."
> 
> --
> The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable,
> to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, say the unsayable,
> and challenge the unchallengeable.

-- 
The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable,
to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, say the unsayable, 
and challenge the unchallengeable.

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