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Do Atheist know how to Meditate?

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  Do Atheist know how to Meditate? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-02-26 11:47 -0800
    Re: Do Atheist know how to Meditate? The League Of Tedious Wankers <lotw@lotw.null> - 2016-02-26 19:50 +0000
    Re: Do Atheist know how to Meditate? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-02-26 11:53 -0800
      Re: Do Atheist know how to Meditate? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-02-27 10:29 -0800
        Re: Do Atheist know how to Meditate? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-02-27 10:40 -0800
          Re: Do Atheist know how to Meditate? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-02-28 20:14 -0800
            Re: Do Atheist know how to Meditate? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-02-29 14:33 -0800
              Re: Do Atheist know how to Meditate? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-02-29 22:07 -0800
                Re: Do Atheist know how to Meditate? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-03-04 08:04 -0800
    Re: Do Atheist know how to Meditate? je suis charly <charlie-gordon1492@no.where> - 2016-02-26 12:11 -0800
      Re: Do Atheist know how to Meditate? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-02-26 12:28 -0800

#377254 — Do Atheist know how to Meditate?

Do Atheist know how to Meditate?


When you Meditate...you can become at one with God.



Everyone knows...even the 'science girls' knows
if you want to be at one with God, you just meditate.


How do you think Einstein's arrived to his theory of relativity? Being at one with God through meditation.



I think he spent ten years at the patent office just meditating...
he surely wasn't doing anything else.

Eisntein saw a light...
then he saw another light..
then he saw a train...

No laboratory was needed, only meditation.


Einstein was at one with God. God is the light.

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#377256

On 26/02/2016 19:47, The Starmaker wrote:
> Do
That was pretty much not worth reading at all, so well done.

Starmaker, a new Wanker to join the Hallowed Ranks of The League of 
Tedious Wankers.

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#377257

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> Do Atheist know how to Meditate?
> 
> When you Meditate...you can become at one with God.
> 
> Everyone knows...even the 'science girls' knows
> if you want to be at one with God, you just meditate.
> 
> How do you think Einstein's arrived to his theory of relativity? Being at one with God through meditation.
> 
> I think he spent ten years at the patent office just meditating...
> he surely wasn't doing anything else.
> 
> Eisntein saw a light...
> then he saw another light..
> then he saw a train...
> 
> No laboratory was needed, only meditation.
> 
> Einstein was at one with God. God is the light.



The physicist Aage Bohr, while meditating, saw atom construction as a planetary system, and in 1975 got a Nobel Prize for it. 


When you meditate...you are at one with God, you see the universe through God's eyes.


Now, how do you teach an atheist to be at one with God?


You got to tell him...

"Sit down, shut the fuck up and meditate motherfucker!!!!"

...and if that doesn't work..

Hit him on the heaed with a fuckin beer bottle and he'll be at one with God.

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#377360

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > Do Atheist know how to Meditate?
> >
> > When you Meditate...you can become at one with God.
> >
> > Everyone knows...even the 'science girls' knows
> > if you want to be at one with God, you just meditate.
> >
> > How do you think Einstein's arrived to his theory of relativity? Being at one with God through meditation.
> >
> > I think he spent ten years at the patent office just meditating...
> > he surely wasn't doing anything else.
> >
> > Eisntein saw a light...
> > then he saw another light..
> > then he saw a train...
> >
> > No laboratory was needed, only meditation.
> >
> > Einstein was at one with God. God is the light.
> 
> The physicist Aage Bohr, while meditating, saw atom construction as a planetary system, and in 1975 got a Nobel Prize for it.
> 
> When you meditate...you are at one with God, you see the universe through God's eyes.


When Einstein and Bohr meditate...they are at one with God. They see the Light.


You know...like if you get an idea all of a sudden...a light bulb lights up in your head.


God is the light.


What did Einstein get a noble prize for? LIGHT.


God is the Light.


And then...there was light.


The light at the end of the tunnel.


Now, if you're looking for God..you might try meditating...and when you see the light..

you are at one with God.


hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


(i'm meditating)mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

oops, i think i fell alseep.

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#377361

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> > >
> > > Do Atheist know how to Meditate?
> > >
> > > When you Meditate...you can become at one with God.
> > >
> > > Everyone knows...even the 'science girls' knows
> > > if you want to be at one with God, you just meditate.
> > >
> > > How do you think Einstein's arrived to his theory of relativity? Being at one with God through meditation.
> > >
> > > I think he spent ten years at the patent office just meditating...
> > > he surely wasn't doing anything else.
> > >
> > > Eisntein saw a light...
> > > then he saw another light..
> > > then he saw a train...
> > >
> > > No laboratory was needed, only meditation.
> > >
> > > Einstein was at one with God. God is the light.
> >
> > The physicist Aage Bohr, while meditating, saw atom construction as a planetary system, and in 1975 got a Nobel Prize for it.
> >
> > When you meditate...you are at one with God, you see the universe through God's eyes.
> 
> When Einstein and Bohr meditate...they are at one with God. They see the Light.
> 
> You know...like if you get an idea all of a sudden...a light bulb lights up in your head.
> 
> God is the light.
> 
> What did Einstein get a noble prize for? LIGHT.
> 
> God is the Light.
> 
> And then...there was light.
> 
> The light at the end of the tunnel.
> 
> Now, if you're looking for God..you might try meditating...and when you see the light..
> 
> you are at one with God.


That is why Albert Einstein did a lot of meditating...he wanted to be at one with God.

Albert Einstein wanted to talk to God. Get bright new ideas from Him.

Albert Einstein was soooo obsessed with communicating with God like his quotes:
"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details." 

that Albert Einstein smoked tobacco called... Revelation.




 Full Definition of revelation

    1
    a :  an act of revealing or communicating divine truth b :  something that is revealed by God to humans
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/revelation




Now, I wouldn't suggest you take up smoking....



But if you want to find God...


you don't have to look to far.



The Starmaker

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#377460

It appears to me you people don't understand anything about God...

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#377514

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> It appears to me you people don't understand anything about God...


Albert Einstein, and other nobel prize winners have meditated, made contact with God..and He
gave them the ideas that won a nobel prize, just by meditating and making contact with God.


You don't have to be a rocket scientist to...meditate, and make contact with God.


Just meditate and follow the maze until you see a bright light.


God does not live on Mars....here is right here on Earth.


You just have to know how to find Him.


Most people are not aware of this, (if not anybody)...that
God cannot exist without a ...body.


Can you exist without a body???


A long time ago...

God realized that
He didn't have 
too long to continue.

God realized
nothing last forever 
including Himself...

so..

God created the heavens and the earth...

so that He can continue...forever.


Any questions?

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#377532

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > It appears to me you people don't understand anything about God...
> 
> Albert Einstein, and other nobel prize winners have meditated, made contact with God..and He
> gave them the ideas that won a nobel prize, just by meditating and making contact with God.
> 
> You don't have to be a rocket scientist to...meditate, and make contact with God.
> 
> Just meditate and follow the maze until you see a bright light.
> 
> God does not live on Mars....He is right here on Earth.
> 
> You just have to know how to find Him.
> 
> Most people are not aware of this, (if not anybody)...that
> God cannot exist without a ...body.
> 
> Can you exist without a body???
> 
> A long time ago...
> 
> God realized that
> He didn't have
> too long to continue.
> 
> God realized
> nothing last forever
> including Himself...
> 
> so..
> 
> God created the heavens and the earth...
> 
> so that He can continue...forever.
> 
> Any questions?


Now that you know where God is...

the next step is to learn how 
to communicate with Him.

That is what Albert Einstein was trying to do...
learn how to talk to God.

If you look at Albert Einsten's desk..
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cQbGJV4s9dg/UXsSO5ecIaI/AAAAAAAAEds/AJH7qXQCRoo/s1600/EINSTEIN'S+DESK+PHOTOGRAPHED+A+DAY+AFTER+HIS+DEATH.jpg


you can see by what he read he was on the path to God.

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#377886

Smiler wrote:
> 
> On Mon, 29 Feb 2016 22:07:51 -0800, The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> >>
> >> The Starmaker wrote:
> >> >
> >> > It appears to me you people don't understand anything about God...
> >>
> >> Albert Einstein, and other nobel prize winners have meditated, made
> >> contact with God..and He gave them the ideas that won a nobel prize,
> >> just by meditating and making contact with God.
> >>
> >> You don't have to be a rocket scientist to...meditate, and make contact
> >> with God.
> >>
> >> Just meditate and follow the maze until you see a bright light.
> >>
> >> God does not live on Mars....He is right here on Earth.
> >>
> >> You just have to know how to find Him.
> >>
> >> Most people are not aware of this, (if not anybody)...that God cannot
> >> exist without a ...body.
> >>
> >> Can you exist without a body???
> >>
> >> A long time ago...
> >>
> >> God realized that He didn't have too long to continue.
> >>
> >> God realized nothing last forever including Himself...
> >>
> >> so..
> >>
> >> God created the heavens and the earth...
> >>
> >> so that He can continue...forever.
> >>
> >> Any questions?
> >
> >
> > Now that you know where God is...
> 
> But have no idea it exists.
> How about posting some evidence that your supposed god exists?
> Beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books are NOT evidence.


What do you mean by..."exists"? Can you give me what you mean by..'existence'?

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#377259

In article <56D0ABBF.7D67@ix.netcom.com>,
 The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:

> Do Atheist know how to Meditate?

Many Buddhists are atheists, and rumors are afoot they meditate.

-- 
Any one who has common sense will remember that the bewilderments
of the eye are of two kinds, and arise from two causes, either from
coming out of the light or from going into the light, which is true
of the mind's eye, quite as much as of the bodily eye.

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#377265

je suis charly wrote:
> 
> In article <56D0ABBF.7D67@ix.netcom.com>,
>  The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> 
> > Do Atheist know how to Meditate?
> 
> Many Buddhists are atheists, and rumors are afoot they meditate.
> 


Well an atheist meditating is one way of keeping God in the closet.

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