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  node.js has also Worker isolation , headless (Was: Even dogs know Switzerland != Germany [Syphilis Brain Micro Penis]) Mild Shock <janburse@fastmail.fm> - 2026-07-22 11:30 +0200
    Abyss hobby interpretation vs. professional understanding [Keep up with the Kardashians] (Was: node.js has also Worker isolation , headless) Mild Shock <janburse@fastmail.fm> - 2026-07-22 11:37 +0200
      Play stupid games, win classic Usenet prizes [CCCP Troll] (Was: Abyss hobby interpretation vs. professional understanding) Mild Shock <janburse@fastmail.fm> - 2026-07-22 12:15 +0200
        Glue Sniffing 5-Year Old Moron [CCCP Troll] (Was: Play stupid games, win classic Usenet prizes [CCCP Troll]) Mild Shock <janburse@fastmail.fm> - 2026-07-22 14:32 +0200

#671551 — node.js has also Worker isolation , headless (Was: Even dogs know Switzerland != Germany [Syphilis Brain Micro Penis])

Hi,

But I already wrote like a 100times that
you can use WebGPU outside of a browser.
The same applies for Workers.

You can use WebGPU and Workers from within
node.js. No chrome browser (from google), or safari
(from apple) or edge (from microsoft) needed.

If you don't need a User Experience (UX), i.e.
if its enough to go headless with your use case,
for example implementing a REST endpoint, you

can use node.js for both WebGPU and Workers. I
posted the WebGPU headless article,
like 100times already:

Like WebAssembly before it, WebGPU has "escaped" the browser
https://blog.4dpipeline.com/client-side-ai-is-here-how-webgpu-transforms-your-gpu-server-economics

I also recently blogged about how to
use multiple workers from a main via browser
AND node.js. It is not extremly difficult:

Parallel π-WAM: JavaScript Workers as CPU Backend
https://medium.com/2989/5ef903e5e785

But well your Syphilis Brain has obviously
shut down its operation, silly Micro Penis.

Bye

Mild Shock schrieb:
 > Hi,
 >
 > Moron, from St. Petersburg, with only 5G internet.
 > You confuse browser security model with Google account.
 > No cellphone number involved in a brower JavaScript
 >
 > secure sand box, for executing JavaScript in the main
 > and in isolated siloed workers. Also you seem not to see
 > that I post CHF price tags and CHF product listings.
 >
 > So what makes you think Switzerland == Germany,
 > when you rant like below. Even a dog knows that a
 > non-EU country cannot be the same as EU country:
 >
 >  > you stupid half german, the comparisons along
 >  > memories arrays gpu card located, are taking
 >  > place parallel without cpu intervention, you
 >  > fucking illiterate idiot. You soon will become a
 >  > quarter german hence 3/4 russian old days,
 >  > historically. It's coming
 >  >
 >  > German energy crisis caused by ‘lack of Russian gas’ – Merz
 >  > https://www.rt.com/news/643254-germany-crisis-russian-gas/
 >
 > Bye
 >
 > P.S.: EU = European Union
 >
 > Audie Balaban schrieb:
 >  > Mild Shock wrote:
 >  >
 >  >> Maybe you could post some subtantial critique moron? Instead of
 >  >> gibberish all the time. What does a cellphone number have to do 
with a
 >  >> REST endpoint? Nothing!
 >  >>
 >  >> Its all locally and my laptop has no cellphone number:
 >  >
 >  > you lying bitch, your arse is burning, you said google chrome 
security,
 >  > and gave them your cellphone number, fucking idiot. And you put wrong
 >  > ports numbers along the localhost: idiot
 >
 > Mild Shock schrieb:
 >> Hi,
 >>
 >> Maybe you could post some subtantial critique moron?
 >> Instead of gibberish all the time. What does a cellphone
 >> number have to do with a REST endpoint? Nothing!
 >>
 >> Its all locally and my laptop has no cellphone number:
 >>
 >> Start the REST API server
 >>
 >> To start the server, run the following command:
 >> lms server start
 >>
 >> Endpoints
 >>
 >> GET /api/v0/models
 >> List all loaded and downloaded models
 >> Example request
 >> curl -H "Authorization: Bearer $LM_API_TOKEN" 
http://localhost:1234/api/v0/models
 >> Response format
 >> {
 >>    "object": "list",
 >>    "data": [
 >>      {
 >>        "id": "qwen2-vl-7b-instruct",
 >>        "object": "model",
 >>        "type": "vlm",
 >>        "publisher": "mlx-community",
 >>        "arch": "qwen2_vl"
 >> Etc...
 >> https://lmstudio.ai/docs/developer/rest/endpoints
 >>
 >> Bye
 >>
 >> BTW: LM Studio recently introduced LM Link,
 >> which provides some VPN. It can be used to
 >> create clients or servers that run models.
 >>
 >> It is end-to-end encrypted, and built on top
 >> of custom Tailscale mesh VPNs. This is for
 >> the paranoid, that want to acccess a
 >>
 >> LLM from one end of the globe, that sits
 >> on the other end of the globe, and have
 >> no evesdroper or whatever on the
 >>
 >> information that is exchanged.

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#671552 — Abyss hobby interpretation vs. professional understanding [Keep up with the Kardashians] (Was: node.js has also Worker isolation , headless)

Hi,

Micro Penis, you possible still think when I wrote
mobile grade GPU, thats it is a GPU only for
smallphones, right?

Maybe stop your hobby interpretation of everything,
and RTFM . And try to get a professional understanding .
I admit it might take you a few months to

Keep up with the Kardashians so to speek, i.e. the
reality show of GPUs, and not what your Syphilis Brain
halucinates. To get the basic understanding

that is needed to follow what I post.

Good Luck!

Bye

RTFM = Abbreviation for ‘Read The Fucking Manual’.
http://www.catb.org/esr/jargon/html/R/RTFM.html

Keeping Up with the Kardashians
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keeping_Up_with_the_Kardashians

Mild Shock schrieb:
> Hi,
> 
> But I already wrote like a 100times that
> you can use WebGPU outside of a browser.
> The same applies for Workers.
> 
> You can use WebGPU and Workers from within
> node.js. No chrome browser (from google), or safari
> (from apple) or edge (from microsoft) needed.
> 
> If you don't need a User Experience (UX), i.e.
> if its enough to go headless with your use case,
> for example implementing a REST endpoint, you
> 
> can use node.js for both WebGPU and Workers. I
> posted the WebGPU headless article,
> like 100times already:
> 
> Like WebAssembly before it, WebGPU has "escaped" the browser
> https://blog.4dpipeline.com/client-side-ai-is-here-how-webgpu-transforms-your-gpu-server-economics 
> 
> 
> I also recently blogged about how to
> use multiple workers from a main via browser
> AND node.js. It is not extremly difficult:
> 
> Parallel π-WAM: JavaScript Workers as CPU Backend
> https://medium.com/2989/5ef903e5e785
> 
> But well your Syphilis Brain has obviously
> shut down its operation, silly Micro Penis.
> 
> Bye
> 
> Mild Shock schrieb:
>  > Hi,
>  >
>  > Moron, from St. Petersburg, with only 5G internet.
>  > You confuse browser security model with Google account.
>  > No cellphone number involved in a brower JavaScript
>  >
>  > secure sand box, for executing JavaScript in the main
>  > and in isolated siloed workers. Also you seem not to see
>  > that I post CHF price tags and CHF product listings.
>  >
>  > So what makes you think Switzerland == Germany,
>  > when you rant like below. Even a dog knows that a
>  > non-EU country cannot be the same as EU country:
>  >
>  >  > you stupid half german, the comparisons along
>  >  > memories arrays gpu card located, are taking
>  >  > place parallel without cpu intervention, you
>  >  > fucking illiterate idiot. You soon will become a
>  >  > quarter german hence 3/4 russian old days,
>  >  > historically. It's coming
>  >  >
>  >  > German energy crisis caused by ‘lack of Russian gas’ – Merz
>  >  > https://www.rt.com/news/643254-germany-crisis-russian-gas/
>  >
>  > Bye
>  >
>  > P.S.: EU = European Union
>  >
>  > Audie Balaban schrieb:
>  >  > Mild Shock wrote:
>  >  >
>  >  >> Maybe you could post some subtantial critique moron? Instead of
>  >  >> gibberish all the time. What does a cellphone number have to do 
> with a
>  >  >> REST endpoint? Nothing!
>  >  >>
>  >  >> Its all locally and my laptop has no cellphone number:
>  >  >
>  >  > you lying bitch, your arse is burning, you said google chrome 
> security,
>  >  > and gave them your cellphone number, fucking idiot. And you put wrong
>  >  > ports numbers along the localhost: idiot
>  >
>  > Mild Shock schrieb:
>  >> Hi,
>  >>
>  >> Maybe you could post some subtantial critique moron?
>  >> Instead of gibberish all the time. What does a cellphone
>  >> number have to do with a REST endpoint? Nothing!
>  >>
>  >> Its all locally and my laptop has no cellphone number:
>  >>
>  >> Start the REST API server
>  >>
>  >> To start the server, run the following command:
>  >> lms server start
>  >>
>  >> Endpoints
>  >>
>  >> GET /api/v0/models
>  >> List all loaded and downloaded models
>  >> Example request
>  >> curl -H "Authorization: Bearer $LM_API_TOKEN" 
> http://localhost:1234/api/v0/models
>  >> Response format
>  >> {
>  >>    "object": "list",
>  >>    "data": [
>  >>      {
>  >>        "id": "qwen2-vl-7b-instruct",
>  >>        "object": "model",
>  >>        "type": "vlm",
>  >>        "publisher": "mlx-community",
>  >>        "arch": "qwen2_vl"
>  >> Etc...
>  >> https://lmstudio.ai/docs/developer/rest/endpoints
>  >>
>  >> Bye
>  >>
>  >> BTW: LM Studio recently introduced LM Link,
>  >> which provides some VPN. It can be used to
>  >> create clients or servers that run models.
>  >>
>  >> It is end-to-end encrypted, and built on top
>  >> of custom Tailscale mesh VPNs. This is for
>  >> the paranoid, that want to acccess a
>  >>
>  >> LLM from one end of the globe, that sits
>  >> on the other end of the globe, and have
>  >> no evesdroper or whatever on the
>  >>
>  >> information that is exchanged.
> 

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#671553 — Play stupid games, win classic Usenet prizes [CCCP Troll] (Was: Abyss hobby interpretation vs. professional understanding)

Hi,

I feel really pitty for Micro Penis:

- RTFM means study, ask your Ukrainian neighbours
   how its done, they have brilliant brains

- Only Yandex browser, go to Ukraine, they
   have Chrome, Safari, Edge, etc..

- No AMD APU (*), go to Ukraine, you might
   lay hands on a AI Laptop there, etc..

Good Luck!

Bye

(*) Direct corporate sales and distribution of
AMD processors and APUs to Russia have been officially
suspended since early 2022 due to sweeping U.S. and
international export controls and sanctions.
https://www.tomshardware.com/news/intel-amd-nvidia-tsmc-russia-stop-chip-sales-ukraine-sanction

Bye

Mild Shock schrieb:
> Hi,
> 
> Micro Penis, you possible still think when I wrote
> mobile grade GPU, thats it is a GPU only for
> smallphones, right?
> 
> Maybe stop your hobby interpretation of everything,
> and RTFM . And try to get a professional understanding .
> I admit it might take you a few months to
> 
> Keep up with the Kardashians so to speek, i.e. the
> reality show of GPUs, and not what your Syphilis Brain
> halucinates. To get the basic understanding
> 
> that is needed to follow what I post.
> 
> Good Luck!
> 
> Bye
> 
> RTFM = Abbreviation for ‘Read The Fucking Manual’.
> http://www.catb.org/esr/jargon/html/R/RTFM.html
> 
> Keeping Up with the Kardashians
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keeping_Up_with_the_Kardashians

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#671561 — Glue Sniffing 5-Year Old Moron [CCCP Troll] (Was: Play stupid games, win classic Usenet prizes [CCCP Troll])

Hi,

I forgot, since you are the poor Glue Sniffing
5-Year Old Moron that hops from internet cafe
to internet cafe to make a single post per day,

going through the hassle of creating a new
nickname and fake e-email address everytime.
Possibly using a Linux news reader:

I feel really pitty for Micro Penis:

- No Fiber Cable, go to Ukraine, you might
     get 10 GBit/s there

Bye

Mild Shock schrieb:
> Hi,
> 
> I feel really pitty for Micro Penis:
> 
> - RTFM means study, ask your Ukrainian neighbours
>    how its done, they have brilliant brains
> 
> - Only Yandex browser, go to Ukraine, they
>    have Chrome, Safari, Edge, etc..
> 
> - No AMD APU (*), go to Ukraine, you might
>    lay hands on a AI Laptop there, etc..
> 
> Good Luck!
> 
> Bye
> 
> (*) Direct corporate sales and distribution of
> AMD processors and APUs to Russia have been officially
> suspended since early 2022 due to sweeping U.S. and
> international export controls and sanctions.
> https://www.tomshardware.com/news/intel-amd-nvidia-tsmc-russia-stop-chip-sales-ukraine-sanction 
> 
> 
> Bye
> 
> Mild Shock schrieb:
>> Hi,
>>
>> Micro Penis, you possible still think when I wrote
>> mobile grade GPU, thats it is a GPU only for
>> smallphones, right?
>>
>> Maybe stop your hobby interpretation of everything,
>> and RTFM . And try to get a professional understanding .
>> I admit it might take you a few months to
>>
>> Keep up with the Kardashians so to speek, i.e. the
>> reality show of GPUs, and not what your Syphilis Brain
>> halucinates. To get the basic understanding
>>
>> that is needed to follow what I post.
>>
>> Good Luck!
>>
>> Bye
>>
>> RTFM = Abbreviation for ‘Read The Fucking Manual’.
>> http://www.catb.org/esr/jargon/html/R/RTFM.html
>>
>> Keeping Up with the Kardashians
>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keeping_Up_with_the_Kardashians

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