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Re: Wats a "CEASEFIRE"? ..."Who shoots first?"

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Trump said to tell Netanyahu 'YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY!!!'
https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/trump-confirms-he-called-netanyahu-crazy-phone-call-2026-06-03/

I don't think Trump understands who or what Israeli Prime Minister
Benjamin Netanyahu really is...

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu will ALWAYS be..on the war
path.

Trump might as well call Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin
Netanyahu...Crazy Horse!


Known for his commitment to defending Lakota lands and lifeways, he
emerged as a central figure in the northern Great Plains during a period
of intense conflict with the United States. 
Crazy Horse resisted U.S. expansion into the Powder River Country,
rejecting treaty settlements... 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_Horse

rejecting treaty settlements
rejecting ceasefires
rejecting Peace deals

These insects are always on the war path like war ants.

Just get a can of Raid...

If you want Peace in the middle east..drop the bomb on Israel.

Courtesy of Albert Einstein. - number 99 on the periodic table


"They work more effectively against us than the enermy's armies. They
are a hundred times more dangerous to our liberties and the great cause
we are engaged in. 
It is much to be lamented that each state, long ago has not hunted them
down as pests to society and the greatest enemies we have to the
happiness of America." -George Washington

"...If you do not exclude them from the United State in the
Constitution,
in less than 200 years, they will have swarmed in such numbers, that
they
will dominate and devour the land, and change our form of government. If
you
do not exclude them, in less than 200 years our descendants will be
working
in the fields to furnish them substance, while they will be in the
counting
houses, rubbing their hands. I warn you, gentlemen, if you do not
exclude
the Jews for all time, your children will curse you in your graves."
--Benjamin Franklin 









The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> A ceasefire is military slang for "reload break."
> 
>     Every ceasefire starts with both sides agreeing to stop shooting and
> ends with both sides asking, "Was that you?"
> 
>     A ceasefire is that magical moment when everyone pauses to find
> better targets.
> 
>     History's favorite joke: "This ceasefire will hold."
> 
>     A ceasefire is just shooting's intermission.
> 
>     Nothing makes soldiers more nervous than hearing, "Good news, we
> have a ceasefire."
> 
>     A ceasefire is when everyone stops firing long enough to accuse the
> other side of firing.
> 
>     The shortest ceasefire in history lasted until somebody heard a
> suspicious noise.
> 
>     A ceasefire is proof that optimism can survive direct artillery
> fire.
> 
>     Rule #1 of ceasefires: Never buy non-refundable tickets.
> 
>     Every ceasefire eventually answers the question, "Who shoots first?"
> 
>     A ceasefire is when both sides agree that tomorrow's battle deserves
> fresh ammunition.
> 
>     The most dangerous part of a ceasefire is believing it.
> 
>     A ceasefire is military code for, "See you after lunch."
> 
>     If wars had coffee breaks, they'd call them ceasefires.
> 
>     Ceasefire (noun): A temporary period during which both sides prepare
> statements blaming the other side for breaking the ceasefire.
> 
>     Ceasefire (noun): The calm before the press release.
> 
>     Ceasefire (noun): A tactical opportunity to move the artillery
> slightly closer.
> 
>     Ceasefire (noun): The world's longest-running practical joke.
> 
>     Every ceasefire announcement should come with the disclaimer:
> "Results may vary."
> 
>     You know a ceasefire is serious when both sides immediately start
> explaining why the other side will violate it.
> 
>     The life cycle of a ceasefire:
> 
>         Announce ceasefire.
> 
>         Celebrate ceasefire.
> 
>         Investigate ceasefire violation.
> 
>         Repeat.
> 
>     A ceasefire is the only agreement where everyone signs it while
> simultaneously checking if their rifle is loaded.
> 
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVGNlTZ6vbA
> 
> I love ceasefires, gives me a chance to shoot them while they are still
> reloading...
> 
> --
> The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable,
> to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, say the unsayable,
> and challenge the unchallengeable.

-- 
The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable,
to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, say the unsayable, 
and challenge the unchallengeable.

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Wats a "CEASEFIRE"?   ..."Who shoots first?" The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2026-06-08 11:33 -0700
  Re: Wats a "CEASEFIRE"?   ..."Who shoots first?" The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2026-06-10 12:07 -0700
    Re: Wats a "CEASEFIRE"?   ..."Who shoots first?" Don Epstein <epstein@magsa.gop> - 2026-06-10 19:26 +0000
  Re: Wats a "CEASEFIRE"?   ..."Who shoots first?" The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2026-06-15 11:22 -0700
    Re: Wats a "CEASEFIRE"?   ..."Who shoots first?" The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2026-06-16 08:25 -0700
      Re: Wats a "CEASEFIRE"?   ..."Who shoots first?" The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2026-06-16 08:49 -0700
      Re: Wats a "CEASEFIRE"?   ..."Who shoots first?" The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2026-06-16 11:53 -0700
        Re: Wats a "CEASEFIRE"?   ..."Who shoots first?" The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2026-06-17 00:30 -0700
          Re: Wats a "CEASEFIRE"?   ..."Who shoots first?" The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2026-06-23 07:30 -0700
            Re: Wats a "CEASEFIRE"?   ..."Who shoots first?" The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2026-06-23 22:38 -0700
      Re: Wats a "CEASEFIRE"? ..."Who shoots first?" Thomas Heger <ttt_heg@web.de> - 2026-06-29 15:22 +0200

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