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Re: Einstein's Praeputium Located

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The Starmaker wrote:
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> hanson wrote:
> >
> > API/UPI                --------      Ulmer Stadtzeitung
> > By Karl Peter Stachel    ------       04-01-2016 LT
> >
> > ***** Einstein's Praeputium Located. *****
> >
> > Under special arrangements with Ulm's Urban Renewal
> > & Redevelopment agency, German archeologists from
> > the University of Munich were granted a few days for
> > forensic investigations on the Ulmer Bahnhofstrasse,
> > before the start of demolition activities by city work crews.
> >
> > There, in Einstein's house of birth on Bahnhofstrasse 20,
> > in Ulm, they discovered, behind an alcove, an old, sealed
> > perfume bottle, filled with Formaldehyde and labeled as
> > "Von userem liebsten Albertle, 14. März 1879" (from our
> > dearest Baby Albert). It turned out that the small, grayish
> > lump in the bottle was originally Einstein's foreskin and
> > was kept there on the wishes of Einstein's mother.
> >
> > The find was jubilantly hailed as being very significant by
> > Einstein's worshippers to whom this artifact appears to be
> > as imnportant as are the Dead Sea Scrolls to Christians.
> >
> > The current Ulmer Moel, Ariel Meir-Cohn, was consulted
> > and he asserted that the foreskin could have been indeed
> > a sentimental keep-sake by Einstein's parents, in memory
> > of their Baby Albert's circumcision on 14 March, 1879.
> >
> > To verify, investigative local TV reporters located the
> > descendents of Baruch Messerman, the Moel in charge circa
> > 1879. The Messermans said that they would check their family
> > records at home and in their synagogue for further clues.
> >
> > Meanwhile, Einstein's penile residue was flown to McMaster in
> > the USA which maintains a "brain bank" where Einstein's brain
> > has been preserved in a jar.  Einstein's pickled brain and his
> > foreskin and will undergo DNA analysis to see whether the two
> > items have something in common.
> > >
> >                                -----------------------------
> > >
> > Cincinnati, OH  -- Herald Clarion wire dispatch -- 03-31-2016 LT.
> > >
> > Referring to the above "Ulm" article the Cincinnati Clarion will
> > report in tomorrow's edition that researchers from the Beyt-Sim
> > Institute for Advanced Optics have made holographic records
> > of more than 2 doz. video/audio apparitions of Einstein's ghostly
> > appearance which emanated into the expanding space out of
> > the vent of the HVAC duct in the room where Einstein's pickled
> > brain and his foreskin do reside these days.
> > >
> > The 2 lead scientists, Rabbinical Professor Benjamin Franklin
> > Jacoby and associate Professor Harlow Campbell are in sharp
> > disagreement  whether the ghostly phenomena occurred due
> > to optical Faraday effects of irreducible "spin is in" tensors in
> > R(3) of longitudinal ghost fields of free space electromagnetism
> > - or - from relativistic gauge re-normalization of the spinor fields
> > that give rise to emerging, complimentary gauge ghost fields.
> > >
> > Leaving such trivial matters aside, phenomenologically
> > interesting is the fact that Dr. Einstein, in his ghostly encore,
> > bitterly complained because his two carnal residues were
> > kept in the same box:
> > "Too close together", he said. The dearly departed objected
> > in his ghostly re-appearances that the intimate proximity of
> > his brain and his foreskin are unacceptable and un-kosher,
> > since it will lead to the wrong impression and false conclusion
> > that Einstein once was a dick-head and a schmuck-face.
> 
> We certaintly don't need 'another' Einstein in this world...
> 
> https://www.google.com/search?q=%22the+man+who+built+the+atomic+bomb%22&biw=1280&bih=871&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwie16mf2OzLAhWB4CYKHbgGDXsQ_AUIBigB



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