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  One of my favourite pastimes is to rip out the arsehole of Graham-- and hand him back-- a brand new arsehole Archimedes Plutonium <plutonium.archimedes@gmail.com> - 2018-05-10 09:31 -0700
    Re: One of my favourite pastimes is to rip out the arsehole of Graham-- and hand him back-- a brand new arsehole grahamcooper7@gmail.com - 2018-05-10 09:51 -0700
      Re: One of my favourite pastimes is to rip out the arsehole of Graham-- and hand him back-- a brand new arsehole Archimedes Plutonium <plutonium.archimedes@gmail.com> - 2018-05-11 05:48 -0700
        Sections (was: One of my favourite pastimes ....) Alan Mackenzie <acm@muc.de> - 2018-05-11 15:02 +0000
          Sections (was: One of my favourite pastimes ....) Archimedes Plutonium <plutonium.archimedes@gmail.com> - 2018-05-11 08:59 -0700
            Re: Sections (was: One of my favourite pastimes ....) Alan Mackenzie <acm@muc.de> - 2018-05-11 16:23 +0000
            Re: Sections (was: One of my favourite pastimes ....) moroney@world.std.spaamtrap.com (Michael Moroney) - 2018-05-11 19:28 +0000

#412909 — One of my favourite pastimes is to rip out the arsehole of Graham-- and hand him back-- a brand new arsehole

This is a joke on the joke called Graham

One of my favourite pastimes is to fantasize about dousing you in petrol and setting it alight. *
1 post by 1 author  

graham...@gmail.com 	writes:
11:11 AM (14 minutes ago)

>>> One of my favourite pastimes is to fantasize about dousing you in petrol 
>>> and setting it alight. 

Joking aside-- let's get to some real Navy jokes

JOKES I heard while in the US NAVY

1) Rip out his asshole and hand him back a brand new asshole
2) hosebag
3) Clusterfuck, clusterfuck

choice Navy jokes

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#412910

On Friday, May 11, 2018 at 2:31:21 AM UTC+10, Archimedes Plutonium wrote:
> This is a joke on the joke called Graham
> 
> One of my favourite pastimes is to fantasize about dousing you in petrol and setting it alight. *
> 1 post by 1 author  
> 
> graham...@gmail.com 	writes:
> 11:11 AM (14 minutes ago)
> 
> >>> One of my favourite pastimes is to fantasize about dousing you in petrol 
> >>> and setting it alight. 
> 
> Joking aside-- let's get to some real Navy jokes
> 
> JOKES I heard while in the US NAVY
> 
> 1) Rip out his asshole and hand him back a brand new asshole
> 2) hosebag
> 3) Clusterfuck, clusterfuck
> 
> choice Navy jokes




1 9
2 8
3 7
4 6
5 5


3+7 = 10


Solves GOLDBACH CONJECTURE!!!


COZ....  3*7 = 21

and coPrimes cant dizzaspear anywhere!


ARCHI the Penultimate MORON

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#412930

Graham— spends his life in math, yet so stupid— thinks a ellipse is a conic section— too bozo to realize it is a cylinder section.  Exit math when you are this stupid

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#412933 — Sections (was: One of my favourite pastimes ....)

Dear AP.

Archimedes Plutonium <plutonium.archimedes@gmail.com> wrote:
> Graham— spends his life in math, yet so stupid— thinks a ellipse is a
> conic section— too bozo to realize it is a cylinder section.  Exit
> math when you are this stupid

An ellipse _is_ a conic section, almost by definition.  It is also a
section of a cylinder.  It is both.

However, regarding an ellipse as a conic section is more interesting
than regarding it as a cylindrical section.  Much of the maths you get
out of conic sections applies also to hyperbolae and parabolas.

-- 
Alan Mackenzie (Nuremberg, Germany).

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#412934 — Sections (was: One of my favourite pastimes ....)

Alan you have no logical brains

A cow is a horse is a canary

Get out of math— it is over your head

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#412935 — Re: Sections (was: One of my favourite pastimes ....)

Hello again, AP.

Archimedes Plutonium <plutonium.archimedes@gmail.com> wrote:
> Alan you have no logical brains

:-)  Hmm.  So, you don't quote anything I wrote, then come up with
ad-hominem.  Surely you can do better than that?

> A cow is a horse is a canary

> Get out of math— it is over your head

Actually, I'm a graduate mathematician, though I'll admit it was a long
time ago.

But we studied conic sections while still at school (to be precise, in
British English, this means the institutions one attends between ages 5
and 18).

Conic sections are fascinating; For example, the focus of the section is
a point of contact between the plane and a sphere tangent to that plane
and the cone.  The directrix is the intersection between the sectioning
plane and the plane through the circle where the sphere touches the cone.

Have you ever studied conic sections?

-- 
Alan Mackenzie (Nuremberg, Germany).

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#412943 — Re: Sections (was: One of my favourite pastimes ....)

Archimedes Plutonium <plutonium.archimedes@gmail.com> writes:

>Alan you have no logical brains

You should talk, Illogical One.

If you really think an ellipse isn't a conic section, why can't you
either provide an actual proof, or disprove the following:


Some preliminaries:

Top view of the conic section and depiction of the coordinate system used 
in the proof:

              ^ x
              |
             -+- <= x=h
         .'   |   `.
        .     |     .
        |     |     |
        '     |     '      
         `.   |   .'
 y <----------+ <= x=0
             
Cone (side view):
                 .
                /|\
               / | \
              /b |  \
             /---+---' <= x = h
            /    |'   \
           /   ' |     \
          / '    |      \
x = 0 => '-------+-------\
        /    a   |        \

Proof:

r(x) = a - ((a-b)/h)x  and  d(x) = a - ((a+b)/h)x,  hence

y(x)^2 = r(x)^2 - d(x)^2 = ab - ab(2x/h - 1)^2 = ab(1 - 4(x - h/2)^2/h^2.

Hence (1/ab)y(x)^2 + (4/h^2)(x - h/2)^2 = 1  ...equation of an ellipse

qed


>A cow is a horse is a canary

>Get out of math-- it is over your head

You are the one who seems to think a cow is a canary.

(Yes, that's _probably_ satire, but given some of the bizarre things you
believe, I can never be certain...)

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