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Re: Archimedes "Total Failure" Plutonium flunked the math test of a lifetime-generation test

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Mouse of Math and Rat of Physics Archimedes Plutonium <plutonium.archimedes@gmail.com> fails at math and science:

Subject: Re: Sophomore Year College: Teaching True Mathematics-- what is on the agenda

>Alright, I finished math textbooks for age 5 years old to age 19, 1st year 
>College. The next year in College is Sophomore. I do not like the word
>"Freshperson" but then we have new times ahead.

WARNING TO PARENTS: Archimedes Plutonium is offering to teach your children
his broken physics and math. BEWARE! He will corrupt the minds of your
children! He teaches bizarre false physics, that there are no negative
numbers, no complex numbers, that a sine wave isn't a sine wave plus many,
many other instances of bad math and physics.

He has previously tried to corrupt our youth by posting his books on Usenet.
Fortunately, this has failed so far, perhaps in part due to the fact Usenet
is an old, dying medium few students even know of, much less use. However, Mr.
Plutonium has somehow duped Amazon into providing his dangerous books for free
on Kindle. This has greatly increased the risk to our students!

One of his dangerous tricks is to teach false Boolean logic such as
3 AND 2 = 5. His method at doing this is particularly insidious. He'll
post a false statement that nobody believes, such as 3 OR 2 = 5, say that
it is false, but then he'll try to replace it with another similar false
statement such as 3 AND 2 = 5, in order to really confuse future computer 
scientists. It is important for future computer scientists to remember that
in the bitwise Boolean logic used by computers, 3 OR 2 = 3 and 3 AND 2 = 2.
Don't let Plutonium's bad logic confuse you!

Nobody knows why he wishes to corrupt the minds of children like this.
Perhaps he wants everyone to be a failure at math and physics, just like he
is. Perhaps he is an agent of Putin and Russia, or maybe of China, in order
to make sure they will continue to dominate the trade economy. Maybe he is a
minion of Kim Jong Un of North Korea. But the point is, stay away, if he
offers to give or sell you his dangerous book. Especially now since they are
available for free from otherwise legitimate Amazon.

In addition, Plutonium wants to usurp good Christians by trying to convince
students to worship his evil pagan Plutonium atom god. You can recognize
the symbol of this evil pagan cult, which is an ascii-art cosmic butthole.


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Sophomore Year College: Teaching True Mathematics-- what is on the agenda Archimedes Plutonium <plutonium.archimedes@gmail.com> - 2019-09-14 23:11 -0700
  Re: Archimedes "Total Failure" Plutonium flunked the math test of a lifetime-generation test moroney@world.std.spaamtrap.com (Michael Moroney) - 2019-09-15 13:45 +0000

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