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| Message-ID | <594D5A04.325E@ix.netcom.com> (permalink) |
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| Date | 2017-06-23 11:12 -0700 |
| From | The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> |
| Newsgroups | sci.physics, sci.physics.relativity, rec.arts.sf.written, alt.astronomy, sci.math |
| Subject | Re: the speed of light is wrong |
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If you ask Albert Einstein "What is the speed of light?" He'll probably say.. "How the hell do I know. I don't know how the can opener works." Then he'll tell me, "Why do you bother me with these stupid question? Can you not see I'm fuckin busy designing a new bomb????" And I look over his shoulder and ask him .."What kind of bomb is that?" He says, "Oh, it's fuckin beautiful! This fuckin bomb will blow up a whole fuckin ship, kill all the motherfuckers on it!" I ask, "How does it work?" He says, "Oh, it's fuckin beautiful! This fuckin bomb will blow up a whole fuckin ship, kill all the motherfuckers on it!" I say, "You said that already." "Where are your friends, how come they are not helping you with this new bomb?" He says, "Oh, those fuckin motherfuckers are too afraid to be seen around me..FBI is bothering them, I mention bomb and they all run the other way!" I say to him, "Don't you want to do something else? Maybe find a cure for cancer??" He says, "Are you fuckin kidding me? I LOVE THIS STUFF! I love building bombs and watching all these stupid motherfuckers die. They call me Mr. BadASSSSSSSS." "What?" BadASSSSSSSS. "What?" Mr. BadASSSSSSSS!!! http://pw1.netcom.com/~starmaker/Albert_Einstein/bomb1.jpg http://pw1.netcom.com/~starmaker/Albert_Einstein/bomb2.jpg http://pw1.netcom.com/~starmaker/Albert_Einstein/bomb3.jpg
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Re: the speed of light is wrong The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-06-16 01:36 -0700
Re: the speed of light is wrong Markus Klyver <markusklyver@gmail.com> - 2017-06-16 01:57 -0700
Re: the speed of light is wrong mlwozniak@wp.pl - 2017-06-16 06:14 -0700
Re: the speed of light is wrong Dan Christensen <Dan_Christensen@sympatico.ca> - 2017-06-16 05:35 -0700
Re: the speed of light is wrong bursejan@gmail.com - 2017-06-16 05:39 -0700
Re: the speed of light is wrong The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-06-22 10:53 -0700
Re: the speed of light is wrong The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-06-23 11:12 -0700
Re: the speed of light is wrong The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-06-25 10:51 -0700
Re: the speed of light is wrong Peter Percival <peterxpercival@hotmail.com> - 2017-06-25 19:04 +0100
Re: the speed of light is wrong The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-06-25 11:30 -0700
Re: the speed of light is wrong Peter Percival <peterxpercival@hotmail.com> - 2017-06-25 19:38 +0100
Re: the speed of light is wrong "J. Clarke" <j.clarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2017-06-25 15:15 -0400
Re: the speed of light is wrong Poutnik <poutnik4nntp@gmail.com> - 2017-06-26 07:45 +0200
Re: the speed of light is wrong Poutnik <poutnik4nntp@gmail.com> - 2017-06-26 07:56 +0200
Re: the speed of light is wrong The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-06-26 12:08 -0700
Re: the speed of light is wrong Ed Prochak <edprochak@gmail.com> - 2017-06-26 12:19 -0700
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