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  What's Your Sign? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-27 10:15 -0700
    Re: What's Your Sign? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-27 10:19 -0700
    Re: What's Your Sign? je suis charly <charlie-gordon1492@no.where> - 2016-09-27 11:42 -0700
      Re: What's Your Sign? djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2016-09-27 23:32 +0000
        Re: What's Your Sign? Kevrob <kevrob@my-deja.com> - 2016-09-27 16:49 -0700
          Re: What's Your Sign? Don Bruder <dakidd@sonic.net> - 2016-09-27 19:38 -0700
        Re: What's Your Sign? Serigo <invalid@invalid.com> - 2016-09-27 20:16 -0500
          Re: What's Your Sign? djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2016-09-28 01:59 +0000
        Re: What's Your Sign? Greg Goss <gossg@gossg.org> - 2016-09-27 20:42 -0600
          Re: What's Your Sign? djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2016-09-28 04:05 +0000
    Re: What's Your Sign? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-28 09:19 -0700
    Re: What's Your Sign? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-30 15:43 -0700
    Re: What's Your Sign? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-10-02 13:30 -0700
      Re: What's Your Sign? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-10-02 13:38 -0700

#452286 — What's Your Sign?

What's your zodiac sign?


If you leave it up to NASA, they will say you're wrong!


You already lost a planet, the weather to them, now you may lose
your zodiac sign to them.

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#452288

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> What's your zodiac sign?
> 
> If you leave it up to NASA, they will say you're wrong!
> 
> You already lost a planet, the weather to them, now you may lose
> your zodiac sign to them.



Are you a Virgo? Wrong, you're a Leo.


You need to get a divorce, you're incompatible..


There are probably Virgo's that say they hate Leo's...



and if you insisit you're still a Virgo, you're a denier.


The N in NASA stands for NAZI.

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#452295

In article <57EAA934.5D1E@ix.netcom.com>,
 The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:

> What's your zodiac sign?

I was born under the sign Emergency Entrance.

-- 
Any one who has common sense will remember that the bewilderments
of the eye are of two kinds, and arise from two causes, either from
coming out of the light or from going into the light, which is true
of the mind's eye, quite as much as of the bodily eye.

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#452316

In article <charlie-gordon1492-88C638.11425227092016@88-209-239-213.giganet.hu>,
je suis charly  <charlie-gordon1492@no.where> wrote:
>In article <57EAA934.5D1E@ix.netcom.com>,
> The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>
>> What's your zodiac sign?
>
>I was born under the sign Emergency Entrance.

That was quick!  I was born under the sign of Maternity Ward.
(My mother was 34, or what the medical folk call an "elderly
primipara."  I took a while.)

-- 
Dorothy J. Heydt
Vallejo, California
djheydt at gmail dot com

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#452317

On Tuesday, September 27, 2016 at 7:45:03 PM UTC-4, Dorothy J Heydt wrote:
> In article <charlie-gordon1492-88C638.11425227092016@88-209-239-213.giganet.hu>,
> je suis charly  <charlie-gordon1492@no.where> wrote:
> >In article <57EAA934.5D1E@ix.netcom.com>,
> > The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> >
> >> What's your zodiac sign?
> >
> >I was born under the sign Emergency Entrance.
> 
> That was quick!  I was born under the sign of Maternity Ward.
> (My mother was 34, or what the medical folk call an "elderly
> primipara."  I took a while.)
> 

"He was born next to the beef pies,
Underneath Joni Mitchell’s autographed picture,
Right beside Elliot Roberts’ big Bank Book,
Next to the boat
Where Crosby flushed away all his stash."

- Billy The Mountain, Frank Zappa

Kevin R

"Do-do-do-do-do,
Doot-doot-do DO DO DO!
Do-do-do-do-do,
Doot-doot-do DO!
etc.

(I'm so HIP!)"

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#452323

In article <78a40e1d-20d6-4057-880d-5b1f35f104fc@googlegroups.com>,
 Kevrob <kevrob@my-deja.com> wrote:

> On Tuesday, September 27, 2016 at 7:45:03 PM UTC-4, Dorothy J Heydt wrote:
> > In article 
> > <charlie-gordon1492-88C638.11425227092016@88-209-239-213.giganet.hu>,
> > je suis charly  <charlie-gordon1492@no.where> wrote:
> > >In article <57EAA934.5D1E@ix.netcom.com>,
> > > The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> > >
> > >> What's your zodiac sign?
> > >
> > >I was born under the sign Emergency Entrance.
> > 
> > That was quick!  I was born under the sign of Maternity Ward.
> > (My mother was 34, or what the medical folk call an "elderly
> > primipara."  I took a while.)
> > 
> 
> "He was born next to the beef pies,
> Underneath Joni Mitchell's autographed picture,
> Right beside Elliot Roberts' big Bank Book,
> Next to the boat
> Where Crosby flushed away all his stash."
> 
> - Billy The Mountain, Frank Zappa
> 
> Kevin R
> 
> "Do-do-do-do-do,
> Doot-doot-do DO DO DO!
> Do-do-do-do-do,
> Doot-doot-do DO!
> etc.
> 
> (I'm so HIP!)"

Tragically...

-- 
Brought to you by the letter K and the number .357
Security provided by Horace S. & Dan W.

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#452320

On 9/27/2016 6:32 PM, Dorothy J Heydt wrote:
> In article <charlie-gordon1492-88C638.11425227092016@88-209-239-213.giganet.hu>,
> je suis charly  <charlie-gordon1492@no.where> wrote:
>> In article <57EAA934.5D1E@ix.netcom.com>,
>> The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>>
>>> What's your zodiac sign?
>>
>> I was born under the sign Emergency Entrance.
>
> That was quick!  I was born under the sign of Maternity Ward.
> (My mother was 34, or what the medical folk call an "elderly
> primipara."  I took a while.)
>

Do you have a photo ?

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#452322

In article <nsf5l2$1gqp$1@gioia.aioe.org>, Serigo  <invalid@invalid.com> wrote:
>On 9/27/2016 6:32 PM, Dorothy J Heydt wrote:
>> In article
><charlie-gordon1492-88C638.11425227092016@88-209-239-213.giganet.hu>,
>> je suis charly  <charlie-gordon1492@no.where> wrote:
>>> In article <57EAA934.5D1E@ix.netcom.com>,
>>> The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> What's your zodiac sign?
>>>
>>> I was born under the sign Emergency Entrance.
>>
>> That was quick!  I was born under the sign of Maternity Ward.
>> (My mother was 34, or what the medical folk call an "elderly
>> primipara."  I took a while.)
>>
>
>Do you have a photo ?

Not any more.  I used to have an album showing, among other
things, me as an admirably chubby and cheerful infant, and both
my parents with deep circles under their eyes because they'd just
gotten over the flu.

But they say that three moves equal one fire, and that album is
dead, Jim.

-- 
Dorothy J. Heydt
Vallejo, California
djheydt at gmail dot com

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#452324

djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) wrote:

>In article <charlie-gordon1492-88C638.11425227092016@88-209-239-213.giganet.hu>,
>je suis charly  <charlie-gordon1492@no.where> wrote:
>>In article <57EAA934.5D1E@ix.netcom.com>,
>> The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>>
>>> What's your zodiac sign?
>>
>>I was born under the sign Emergency Entrance.
>
>That was quick!  I was born under the sign of Maternity Ward.
>(My mother was 34, or what the medical folk call an "elderly
>primipara."  I took a while.)

My mother worked till 4:30 the day my sister was born.  There was a
lot of cleaning up to do before taking time off.  She then drove
herself home, and was driven back into town to the hospital.  My
sister was born on a gurney in an  elevator on the way to Maternity at
about 7:30.  A fourth kid to a 42 year old.
-- 
We are geeks.  Resistance is voltage over current.

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#452326

In article <e50p0bFja10U1@mid.individual.net>,
Greg Goss  <gossg@gossg.org> wrote:
>djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) wrote:
>
>>In article
><charlie-gordon1492-88C638.11425227092016@88-209-239-213.giganet.hu>,
>>je suis charly  <charlie-gordon1492@no.where> wrote:
>>>In article <57EAA934.5D1E@ix.netcom.com>,
>>> The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> What's your zodiac sign?
>>>
>>>I was born under the sign Emergency Entrance.
>>
>>That was quick!  I was born under the sign of Maternity Ward.
>>(My mother was 34, or what the medical folk call an "elderly
>>primipara."  I took a while.)
>
>My mother worked till 4:30 the day my sister was born.  There was a
>lot of cleaning up to do before taking time off.  She then drove
>herself home, and was driven back into town to the hospital.  My
>sister was born on a gurney in an  elevator on the way to Maternity at
>about 7:30.  A fourth kid to a 42 year old.

A doctor of my acquaintance once told me, "The First Rule of
Obstetrics is, 'Never trust a multipara.'  The Second Rule of
Obstetrics is 'Never trust a primipara either.'"

He also told the tale of when he was an intern, a month or two
into his year, and it was his (and several others') second day in
the OB ward.  The head of OB, a *very* respected senior
physician, gathered them all together and said, "Well, gentlemen,
you've had a day or so to get used to things around here, and it
is now time for me to tell you how to tell false labor from
true labor."  And all the young interns leaned forward eagerly to
listen, and he said, "The difference between false labor and true
labor is that true labor results in the delivery of an infant,"
and off he went through the swinging doors before they could say
a word.

-- 
Dorothy J. Heydt
Vallejo, California
djheydt at gmail dot com

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#452341

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> What's your zodiac sign?
> 
> If you leave it up to NASA, they will say you're wrong!


"Now Mimi's August 4 birthday would mean she was born "under the sign" of Cancer (one constellation "earlier"), not Leo. "

http://spaceplace.nasa.gov/starfinder2/en/



https://mic.com/articles/155350/why-is-astrology-fake-nasa-tumblr-post-explains#.UAcfUBhkq

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#452498

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> What's your zodiac sign?
> 
> If you leave it up to NASA, they will say you're wrong!
> 
> You already lost a planet, the weather to them, now you may lose
> your zodiac sign to them.


https://www.bostonglobe.com/lifestyle/2016/09/29/signing-off-why-zodiac-has-changed/TdaGWqWEUhq3sSq4b6FrMM/story.html

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#452736

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> What's your zodiac sign?
> 
> If you leave it up to NASA, they will say you're wrong!
> 
> You already lost a planet, the weather to them, now you may lose
> your zodiac sign to them.



“Oh, my God,” the 34-year-old hairdresser said upon being informed that she was now a Taurus. “No way.”
https://www.bostonglobe.com/lifestyle/2016/09/29/signing-off-why-zodiac-has-changed/TdaGWqWEUhq3sSq4b6FrMM/story.html




Give NASA another billion dollars and they'll give you your original zodiac sign back....ZodiacRandsomeWare.


You want Pluto back? PlutoRandsomeWare...


Hey, it's Hot weather lately, how much money does NASA want to make it cool again? ClimateWare..

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#452737

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > What's your zodiac sign?
> >
> > If you leave it up to NASA, they will say you're wrong!
> >
> > You already lost a planet, the weather to them, now you may lose
> > your zodiac sign to them.
> 
> “Oh, my God,” the 34-year-old hairdresser said upon being informed that she was now a Taurus. “No way.”
> https://www.bostonglobe.com/lifestyle/2016/09/29/signing-off-why-zodiac-has-changed/TdaGWqWEUhq3sSq4b6FrMM/story.html



"Keri Califano of Boston said that seeing her zodiac sign switched to Capricorn is motivation to have her Aquarius tattoo removed after two decades."

https://www.bostonglobe.com/lifestyle/2016/09/29/signing-off-why-zodiac-has-changed/TdaGWqWEUhq3sSq4b6FrMM/story.html



I can understand the average person getting fooled by NASA, but I don't understand how their own members
of the 'scientific community' get fooled by NASA also??


What's that all about?


You're tryin to tell me that the 'scientific community' are just average people too? NO WAY!, Not those cold hearted motherfuckers!!!!

No way!!


They are just ...stupid.


There is a difference. One doesn't know better, the other 'should' know better, but don't.

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