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  Usenet The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-07-10 13:52 -0700
    Re: Usenet jimp@specsol.spam.sux.com - 2016-07-10 21:13 +0000
      Re: Usenet The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-07-10 16:30 -0700
        Re: Usenet jimp@specsol.spam.sux.com - 2016-07-10 23:45 +0000
          Re: Usenet The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-07-10 19:54 -0700
            Re: Usenet jimp@specsol.spam.sux.com - 2016-07-11 03:02 +0000
              Re: Usenet Kevrob <kevrob@my-deja.com> - 2016-07-10 20:46 -0700
            Re: Usenet The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-07-11 23:42 -0700

#444010 — Usenet

From my perspective...this is what Usenet looks to me:

http://frontdoorsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Bee-Hives.jpg



I can hear the buzz in all the newsgroups...



In other words..
Usenet is a man made beehive.


All I hear is buzzing..


you
mr.
bee
are 
trapped
in
a
honeycomb.


if
you 
go
to
newsgroup
to 
newsgroup
a
pattern
emerges..

you
got
the 
spelling
bees


you
got
the
queen
bee..

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#444014

In sci.physics The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> From my perspective...this is what Usenet looks to me:

That is because you are bat shit crazy.

-- 
Jim Pennino

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#444029

jimp@specsol.spam.sux.com wrote:
> 
> In sci.physics The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> > From my perspective...this is what Usenet looks to me:
> 
> That is because you are bat shit crazy.
> 
> --
> Jim Pennino


You don't hear the buzzing?? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ



Well, if you would attach a...microphone to all the Usenet groups..a microphone that converts text to speech, if you will..
what would you hear????


You can fine tune it to hear one bee or all the bees in a newsgroup....or
you can turn it all the way up and hear all the 100,000 newsgroups at the same time.


I hear a lot of....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.



You people make a lot of noise....and all it is is noise.


Lucky I speak bee.







The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> From my perspective...this is what Usenet looks to me:
> 
> http://frontdoorsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Bee-Hives.jpg
> 
> I can hear the buzz in all the newsgroups...
> 
> In other words..
> Usenet is a man made beehive.
> 
> All I hear is buzzing..
> 
> you
> mr.
> bee
> are
> trapped
> in
> a
> honeycomb.
> 
> if
> you
> go
> to
> newsgroup
> to
> newsgroup
> a
> pattern
> emerges..
> 
> you
> got
> the
> spelling
> bees
> 
> you
> got
> the
> queen
> bee..

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#444040

In sci.physics The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> jimp@specsol.spam.sux.com wrote:
>> 
>> In sci.physics The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>> > From my perspective...this is what Usenet looks to me:
>> 
>> That is because you are bat shit crazy.
>> 
>> --
>> Jim Pennino
> 
> 
> You don't hear the buzzing??

That is your brain's chemical imbalances, the root cause of you being bat
shit crazy.


-- 
Jim Pennino

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#444058

jimp@specsol.spam.sux.com wrote:
> 
> In sci.physics The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> > jimp@specsol.spam.sux.com wrote:
> >>
> >> In sci.physics The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> >> > From my perspective...this is what Usenet looks to me:
> >>
> >> That is because you are bat shit crazy.
> >>
> >> --
> >> Jim Pennino
> >
> >
> > You don't hear the buzzing??
> 
> That is your brain's chemical imbalances, the root cause of you being bat
> shit crazy.
> 
> --
> Jim Pennino




Another pattern that emerges in these usenet beehives catacombs are the bees offering medications and medical advice.
I call them the Doctor Bees. There is one in every newsgroup. 

http://frontdoorsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Bee-Hives.jpg


Is there a doctor in the house???



ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ







The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> jimp@specsol.spam.sux.com wrote:
> >
> > In sci.physics The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> > > From my perspective...this is what Usenet looks to me:
> >
> > That is because you are bat shit crazy.
> >
> > --
> > Jim Pennino
> 
> You don't hear the buzzing?? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
> 
> Well, if you would attach a...microphone to all the Usenet groups..a microphone that converts text to speech, if you will..
> what would you hear????
> 
> You can fine tune it to hear one bee or all the bees in a newsgroup....or
> you can turn it all the way up and hear all the 100,000 newsgroups at the same time.
> 
> I hear a lot of....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
> 
> You people make a lot of noise....and all it is is noise.
> 
> Lucky I speak bee.
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > From my perspective...this is what Usenet looks to me:
> >
> > http://frontdoorsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Bee-Hives.jpg
> >
> > I can hear the buzz in all the newsgroups...
> >
> > In other words..
> > Usenet is a man made beehive.
> >
> > All I hear is buzzing..
> >
> > you
> > mr.
> > bee
> > are
> > trapped
> > in
> > a
> > honeycomb.
> >
> > if
> > you
> > go
> > to
> > newsgroup
> > to
> > newsgroup
> > a
> > pattern
> > emerges..
> >
> > you
> > got
> > the
> > spelling
> > bees
> >
> > you
> > got
> > the
> > queen
> > bee..

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#444060

In sci.physics The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> jimp@specsol.spam.sux.com wrote:
>> 
>> In sci.physics The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>> > jimp@specsol.spam.sux.com wrote:
>> >>
>> >> In sci.physics The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>> >> > From my perspective...this is what Usenet looks to me:
>> >>
>> >> That is because you are bat shit crazy.
>> >>
>> >> --
>> >> Jim Pennino
>> >
>> >
>> > You don't hear the buzzing??
>> 
>> That is your brain's chemical imbalances, the root cause of you being bat
>> shit crazy.
>> 
>> --
>> Jim Pennino
> 
> 
> 
> 
> Another pattern that emerges in these usenet beehives catacombs are the
> bees offering medications and medical advice.

QED.

<snip giant pile of crazy>


-- 
Jim Pennino

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#444062

On Sunday, July 10, 2016 at 11:31:10 PM UTC-4, ji...@specsol.spam.sux.com wrote:

> <snip giant pile of crazy>

If *mucker "speaks bee" he must be a HELL of a dancer.

Maybe he can do a commercial for Cheerios, like Usher did.

Kevin R

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#444160

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> jimp@specsol.spam.sux.com wrote:
> >
> > In sci.physics The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> > > jimp@specsol.spam.sux.com wrote:
> > >>
> > >> In sci.physics The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> > >> > From my perspective...this is what Usenet looks to me:
> > >>
> > >> That is because you are bat shit crazy.
> > >>
> > >> --
> > >> Jim Pennino
> > >
> > >
> > > You don't hear the buzzing??
> >
> > That is your brain's chemical imbalances, the root cause of you being bat
> > shit crazy.
> >
> > --
> > Jim Pennino
> 
> Another pattern that emerges in these usenet beehives catacombs are the bees offering medications and medical advice.
> I call them the Doctor Bees. There is one in every newsgroup.
> 
> http://frontdoorsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Bee-Hives.jpg
> 
> Is there a doctor in the house???
> 
> ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > jimp@specsol.spam.sux.com wrote:
> > >
> > > In sci.physics The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> > > > From my perspective...this is what Usenet looks to me:
> > >
> > > That is because you are bat shit crazy.
> > >
> > > --
> > > Jim Pennino
> >
> > You don't hear the buzzing?? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
> >
> > Well, if you would attach a...microphone to all the Usenet groups..a microphone that converts text to speech, if you will..
> > what would you hear????
> >
> > You can fine tune it to hear one bee or all the bees in a newsgroup....or
> > you can turn it all the way up and hear all the 100,000 newsgroups at the same time.
> >
> > I hear a lot of....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
> >
> > You people make a lot of noise....and all it is is noise.
> >
> > Lucky I speak bee.
> >
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> > >
> > > From my perspective...this is what Usenet looks to me:
> > >
> > > http://frontdoorsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Bee-Hives.jpg
> > >
> > > I can hear the buzz in all the newsgroups...
> > >
> > > In other words..
> > > Usenet is a man made beehive.
> > >
> > > All I hear is buzzing..
> > >
> > > you
> > > mr.
> > > bee
> > > are
> > > trapped
> > > in
> > > a
> > > honeycomb.
> > >
> > > if
> > > you
> > > go
> > > to
> > > newsgroup
> > > to
> > > newsgroup
> > > a
> > > pattern
> > > emerges..
> > >
> > > you
> > > got
> > > the
> > > spelling
> > > bees
> > >
> > > you
> > > got
> > > the
> > > queen
> > > bee..



another patteren that emerges is
the bees get stuck in usenet.

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