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  New Macbook cut my leg off Johnny No-Legs <williamwright.orsk@gmail.com> - 2015-06-09 13:52 -0700
    Re: New Macbook cut my leg off Barry Margolin <barmar@alum.mit.edu> - 2015-06-09 17:07 -0400
      Re: New Macbook cut my leg off Siri Cruz <chine.bleu@yahoo.com> - 2015-06-09 14:18 -0700
    Re: New Macbook cut my leg off Alan Browne <alan.browne@freelunchvideotron.ca> - 2015-06-09 17:13 -0400
    Re: New Macbook cut my leg off nmassello@yahoo.com (Neill Massello) - 2015-06-09 16:52 -0600
    Re: New Macbook cut my leg off JF Mezei <jfmezei.spamnot@vaxination.ca> - 2015-06-09 21:24 -0400
    Re: New Macbook cut my leg off Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2015-06-09 19:07 -0700
    Re: New Macbook cut my leg off super70s <super70s@super70s.invalid> - 2015-06-09 21:25 -0500
    Re: New Macbook cut my leg off me@home.spamsucks.ca (Király) - 2015-06-10 05:35 +0000
    Re: New Macbook cut my leg off Warren Oates <warren.oates@gmail.com> - 2015-06-10 08:35 -0400
      Re: New Macbook cut my leg off Kurt Ullman <kurtullman@yahoo.com> - 2015-06-10 10:26 -0400
        Re: New Macbook cut my leg off Aldo Raine <apache@scalpem.net> - 2015-06-10 11:52 -0400
      Re: New Macbook cut my leg off erilar <drache@chibardun.net.invalid> - 2015-06-10 10:45 -0500
      Re: New Macbook cut my leg off me@home.spamsucks.ca (Király) - 2015-06-11 00:15 +0000
        Re: New Macbook cut my leg off Savageduck <savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> - 2015-06-10 17:54 -0700
          Re: New Macbook cut my leg off Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2015-06-11 18:21 +1200

#76435 — New Macbook cut my leg off

Hello, 

I recently used a Macbook at an Apple Store. I decided that my leg needed a rest so I placed my leg so it was laying on the keyboard of the Macbook. A random guy came up to me, closed the Laptop lid and cut my leg off in the process. 

Any Suggestions? 

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#76436

In article <b838e8a4-271d-4bf1-988f-11dafba34468@googlegroups.com>,
 Johnny No-Legs <williamwright.orsk@gmail.com> wrote:

> Hello, 
> 
> I recently used a Macbook at an Apple Store. I decided that my leg needed a 
> rest so I placed my leg so it was laying on the keyboard of the Macbook. A 
> random guy came up to me, closed the Laptop lid and cut my leg off in the 
> process. 
> 
> Any Suggestions? 

Run Leg First Aid and select the Repair option.

-- 
Barry Margolin, barmar@alum.mit.edu
Arlington, MA
*** PLEASE post questions in newsgroups, not directly to me ***

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#76439

In article <barmar-10F752.17073309062015@88-209-239-213.giganet.hu>,
 Barry Margolin <barmar@alum.mit.edu> wrote:

> In article <b838e8a4-271d-4bf1-988f-11dafba34468@googlegroups.com>,
>  Johnny No-Legs <williamwright.orsk@gmail.com> wrote:
> 
> > Hello, 
> > 
> > I recently used a Macbook at an Apple Store. I decided that my leg needed a 
> > rest so I placed my leg so it was laying on the keyboard of the Macbook. A 
> > random guy came up to me, closed the Laptop lid and cut my leg off in the 
> > process. 
> > 
> > Any Suggestions? 
> 
> Run Leg First Aid and select the Repair option.

Run? Is that a leg impairment joke?

-- 
:-<> Siri Seal of Disavowal #000-001. Disavowed. Denied. Deleted.
'I desire mercy, not sacrifice.'
When is a Kenyan not a Kenyan? When he's a Canadian.
That's People's Commissioner Siri Cruz now. Punch!

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#76438

On 2015-06-09 16:52, Johnny No-Legs wrote:
> Hello,
>
> I recently used a Macbook at an Apple Store. I decided that my leg needed a rest so I placed my leg so it was laying on the keyboard of the Macbook. A random guy came up to me, closed the Laptop lid and cut my leg off in the process.
>
> Any Suggestions?

CMD-Z

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#76441

Johnny No-Legs <williamwright.orsk@gmail.com> wrote:

> I recently used a Macbook at an Apple Store. I decided that my leg needed
> a rest so I placed my leg so it was laying on the keyboard of the
> Macbook. A random guy came up to me, closed the Laptop lid and cut my
> leg off in the process.

You must be hopping mad. 

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#76442

On 15-06-09 16:52, Johnny No-Legs wrote:

>  A random guy came up to me, closed the Laptop lid and cut my leg off in the process. 
> Any Suggestions? 

Put laptop on his lap with his balls on trackpad. Close lid.

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#76443

In article <b838e8a4-271d-4bf1-988f-11dafba34468@googlegroups.com>,
Johnny No-Legs <williamwright.orsk@gmail.com> wrote:

> Hello, 
> 
> I recently used a Macbook at an Apple Store. I decided that my leg needed a
> rest so I placed my leg so it was laying on the keyboard of the Macbook. A
> random guy came up to me, closed the Laptop lid and cut my leg off in the
> process. 
> 
> Any Suggestions? 

yeah, stop taking LSD.

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#76444

In article <b838e8a4-271d-4bf1-988f-11dafba34468@googlegroups.com>,
 Johnny No-Legs <williamwright.orsk@gmail.com> wrote:

> Hello, 
> 
> I recently used a Macbook at an Apple Store. I decided that my leg needed a 
> rest so I placed my leg so it was laying on the keyboard of the Macbook. A 
> random guy came up to me, closed the Laptop lid and cut my leg off in the 
> process. 
> 
> Any Suggestions? 

Sounds like a landmark class action lawsuit. Get in touch with the 
Nebraska woman who is suing every gay person on Earth.

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#76446

Johnny No-Legs <williamwright.orsk@gmail.com> wrote:
> I recently used a Macbook at an Apple Store. I decided that my leg 
> needed a rest so I placed my leg so it was laying on the keyboard of 
> the Macbook. A random guy came up to me, closed the Laptop lid and cut 
> my leg off in the process. 

Did you try repairing permissions?

-- 
K.

Lang may your lum reek.

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#76455

In article <b838e8a4-271d-4bf1-988f-11dafba34468@googlegroups.com>,
 Johnny No-Legs <williamwright.orsk@gmail.com> wrote:

> Hello, 
> 
> I recently used a Macbook at an Apple Store. I decided that my leg needed a 
> rest so I placed my leg so it was laying on the keyboard of the Macbook. A 
> random guy came up to me, closed the Laptop lid and cut my leg off in the 
> process. 
> 
> Any Suggestions? 

Is your leg still under warranty?
-- 
Where's the Vangelis music?
Pris' tongue is sticking out in in the wide shot after Batty has kissed her.
They have put back more tits into the Zhora dressing  room scene.
  -- notes for Blade Runner

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#76459

In article <55782f27$0$18875$b1db1813$65575428@news.astraweb.com>,
 Warren Oates <warren.oates@gmail.com> wrote:

> In article <b838e8a4-271d-4bf1-988f-11dafba34468@googlegroups.com>,
>  Johnny No-Legs <williamwright.orsk@gmail.com> wrote:
> 
> > Hello, 
> > 
> > I recently used a Macbook at an Apple Store. I decided that my leg needed a 
> > rest so I placed my leg so it was laying on the keyboard of the Macbook. A 
> > random guy came up to me, closed the Laptop lid and cut my leg off in the 
> > process. 
> > 
> > Any Suggestions? 
> 
> Is your leg still under warranty?

  Since this was not a problem with workmanship but rather a breakage 
issue, wouldn't that fall under Apple Care the same as a busted screen?
-- 
³Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive,
     but what they conceal is vital.²
                       ‹ Aaron Levenstein

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#76462

On 6/10/15 10:26 AM, Kurt Ullman wrote:
> In article <55782f27$0$18875$b1db1813$65575428@news.astraweb.com>,
>   Warren Oates <warren.oates@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> In article <b838e8a4-271d-4bf1-988f-11dafba34468@googlegroups.com>,
>>   Johnny No-Legs <williamwright.orsk@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Hello,
>>>
>>> I recently used a Macbook at an Apple Store. I decided that my leg needed a
>>> rest so I placed my leg so it was laying on the keyboard of the Macbook. A
>>> random guy came up to me, closed the Laptop lid and cut my leg off in the
>>> process.
>>>
>>> Any Suggestions?
>>
>> Is your leg still under warranty?
>
>    Since this was not a problem with workmanship but rather a breakage
> issue, wouldn't that fall under Apple Care the same as a busted screen?
>

Reminds me of what the Irish (who built the Titanic) said of the fateful 
voyage: "It was fine when it left here."

-- 
"My name is Lieutenant Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special 
team, and I need me eight soldiers..."

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#76461

In article <55782f27$0$18875$b1db1813$65575428@news.astraweb.com>,
 Warren Oates <warren.oates@gmail.com> wrote:

> In article <b838e8a4-271d-4bf1-988f-11dafba34468@googlegroups.com>,
>  Johnny No-Legs <williamwright.orsk@gmail.com> wrote:
> 
> > Hello, 
> > 
> > I recently used a Macbook at an Apple Store. I decided that my leg needed a 
> > rest so I placed my leg so it was laying on the keyboard of the Macbook. A 
> > random guy came up to me, closed the Laptop lid and cut my leg off in the 
> > process. 
> > 
> > Any Suggestions? 
> 
> Is your leg still under warranty?

Pertinent question.

-- 
Erilar, biblioholic medievalist

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#76478

Warren Oates <warren.oates@gmail.com> wrote:
> Is your leg still under warranty?

If he lived in a civilized country like Canada it would be.

-- 
K.

Lang may your lum reek.

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#76479

On Jun 10, 2015, Király wrote
(in article<mlajuf$ccn$1@dont-email.me>):

> Warren Oates<warren.oates@gmail.com>wrote:
> > Is your leg still under warranty?
> 
> If he lived in a civilized country like Canada it would be.

However, he would have to spend a year on the waiting list before the repair 
is prioritized, and another 6 months before he is given approval for the fix.


--

Regards,
Savageduck

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#76490

In article <0001HW.1B2913DB0350D0B01148833CF@news.giganews.com>,
Savageduck <savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
> On Jun 10, 2015, Király wrote
> (in article<mlajuf$ccn$1@dont-email.me>):
> > Warren Oates<warren.oates@gmail.com>wrote:
> > >
> > > Is your leg still under warranty?
> > 
> > If he lived in a civilized country like Canada it would be.
> 
> However, he would have to spend a year on the waiting list before the repair 
> is prioritized, and another 6 months before he is given approval for the fix.

I would suggest that he take them to court to speed up the process ...
but unfortunately in this case he won't win because he doesn't have a
leg to stand on.  ;-)
[Basil Brush] "Boom! Boom!" [/Basil Brush]


Luckily though, this was in today's junk emails:
   
Prosthetic leg gives feeling back to amputees
<http://mobile.pcauthority.com.au/News/405107,prosthetic-leg-gives-feeli
ng-back-to-amputees.aspx>

(That is real news link if anyone is seriously interested in such
things.)

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