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OT: Woman Shot in Driveway

Started byGeorge Kerby <ghost_topper@hotmail.com>
First post2013-09-30 19:46 -0500
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  OT: Woman Shot in Driveway George Kerby <ghost_topper@hotmail.com> - 2013-09-30 19:46 -0500
    Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2013-09-30 17:49 -0700
      Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway "John Varela" <newlamps@verizon.net> - 2013-10-01 19:08 +0000
        Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2013-10-01 15:43 -0700
          Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Salmon Egg <SalmonEgg@sbcglobal.net> - 2013-10-01 16:31 -0700
        Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway George Kerby <ghost_topper@hotmail.com> - 2013-10-03 09:55 -0500
          Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2013-10-03 16:51 -0700
            Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway George Kerby <ghost_topper@hotmail.com> - 2013-10-05 10:22 -0500
              Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2013-10-05 08:48 -0700
                Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway George Kerby <ghost_topper@hotmail.com> - 2013-10-05 11:23 -0500
                  Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway George Kerby <ghost_topper@hotmail.com> - 2013-10-05 11:38 -0500
                    Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway George Kerby <ghost_topper@hotmail.com> - 2013-10-07 09:54 -0500
                      Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2013-10-07 08:31 -0700
                  Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Tim Streater <timstreater@greenbee.net> - 2013-10-05 18:38 +0100
                    Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway jamiekg@wizardling.geek.nz (Jamie Kahn Genet) - 2013-10-06 09:34 +1300
                      Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> - 2013-10-06 09:24 -0700
                        Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2013-10-07 09:21 +1300
                          Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway JF Mezei <jfmezei.spamnot@vaxination.ca> - 2013-10-06 16:51 -0400
                            Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> - 2013-10-06 15:34 -0700
                              Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2013-10-07 18:56 +1300
                        Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway jamiekg@wizardling.geek.nz (Jamie Kahn Genet) - 2013-10-07 09:55 +1300
                          Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2013-10-07 19:03 +1300
                            Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway George Kerby <ghost_topper@hotmail.com> - 2013-10-07 09:47 -0500
                              Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2013-10-08 09:26 +1300
                    Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway George Kerby <ghost_topper@hotmail.com> - 2013-10-06 09:33 -0500
                      Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2013-10-06 08:35 -0700
                      Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Tim Streater <timstreater@greenbee.net> - 2013-10-06 16:53 +0100
                  Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2013-10-05 10:59 -0700
                    Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway JF Mezei <jfmezei.spamnot@vaxination.ca> - 2013-10-05 16:02 -0400
                      Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2013-10-05 16:51 -0700
      Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Salmon Egg <SalmonEgg@sbcglobal.net> - 2013-10-01 16:25 -0700
    Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Suze <replytome@thenewsgroup.com> - 2013-09-30 20:42 -0500
      Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Davoud <star@sky.net> - 2013-09-30 23:00 -0400
    Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Matthew Lybanon <lybanon@earthlink.net> - 2013-10-01 09:29 -0500
      Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2013-10-01 09:16 -0700
        Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> - 2013-10-01 11:24 -0700
          Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway nospam <nospam@nospam.invalid> - 2013-10-01 14:30 -0400
            Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2013-10-01 11:37 -0700
              Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Lewis <g.kreme@gmail.com.dontsendmecopies> - 2013-10-01 19:17 +0000
                Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway claudel@sonic.net (Claude V. Lucas) - 2013-10-01 19:57 +0000
                Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2013-10-01 15:46 -0700
                  Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Lewis <g.kreme@gmail.com.dontsendmecopies> - 2013-10-02 10:21 +0000
              Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway JF Mezei <jfmezei.spamnot@vaxination.ca> - 2013-10-01 21:38 -0400
              Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway George Kerby <ghost_topper@hotmail.com> - 2013-10-03 09:54 -0500
                Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2013-10-04 09:08 +1200
                Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2013-10-03 16:54 -0700
        Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway George Kerby <ghost_topper@hotmail.com> - 2013-10-03 09:51 -0500
          Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> - 2013-10-03 08:16 -0700
            Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway JF Mezei <jfmezei.spamnot@vaxination.ca> - 2013-10-03 15:54 -0400
              Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> - 2013-10-03 20:03 -0700
              Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2013-10-04 18:11 +1200
                Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Lewis <g.kreme@gmail.com.dontsendmecopies> - 2013-10-04 12:12 +0000
                  Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Tim Streater <timstreater@greenbee.net> - 2013-10-04 14:34 +0100
                    Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Lewis <g.kreme@gmail.com.dontsendmecopies> - 2013-10-04 16:12 +0000
                      Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Tim Streater <timstreater@greenbee.net> - 2013-10-04 17:48 +0100
                        Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Lewis <g.kreme@gmail.com.dontsendmecopies> - 2013-10-04 19:44 +0000
                          Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway JF Mezei <jfmezei.spamnot@vaxination.ca> - 2013-10-04 16:03 -0400
                          Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2013-10-05 09:57 +1200
                            Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway JF Mezei <jfmezei.spamnot@vaxination.ca> - 2013-10-04 18:01 -0400
                              Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2013-10-05 11:21 +1200
                            Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2013-10-04 19:24 -0700
                          Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Tim Streater <timstreater@greenbee.net> - 2013-10-04 22:26 +0100
                            Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2013-10-05 11:19 +1200
                            Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Lewis <g.kreme@gmail.com.dontsendmecopies> - 2013-10-04 23:33 +0000
                              Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2013-10-05 13:41 +1200
                              Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Tim Streater <timstreater@greenbee.net> - 2013-10-05 09:21 +0100
                                Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Lewis <g.kreme@gmail.com.dontsendmecopies> - 2013-10-05 12:41 +0000
                                  Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Tim Streater <timstreater@greenbee.net> - 2013-10-05 14:18 +0100
                                    Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Lewis <g.kreme@gmail.com.dontsendmecopies> - 2013-10-05 13:58 +0000
                                  Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2013-10-05 07:35 -0700
                                  Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway JF Mezei <jfmezei.spamnot@vaxination.ca> - 2013-10-05 15:17 -0400
                                    Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2013-10-06 10:07 +1300
                                      Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway nospam <nospam@nospam.invalid> - 2013-10-05 17:15 -0400
                                  Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2013-10-06 10:00 +1300
                                    Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Tim Streater <timstreater@greenbee.net> - 2013-10-05 22:45 +0100
                                      Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2013-10-06 17:29 +1300
                                Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Paul Sture <nospam@sture.ch> - 2013-10-05 17:59 +0200
                            Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2013-10-04 19:18 -0700
                              Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway jamiekg@wizardling.geek.nz (Jamie Kahn Genet) - 2013-10-07 10:06 +1300
                        Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2013-10-05 09:51 +1200
                          Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Lewis <g.kreme@gmail.com.dontsendmecopies> - 2013-10-04 23:37 +0000
                      Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2013-10-05 09:47 +1200
                Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Salmon Egg <SalmonEgg@sbcglobal.net> - 2013-10-04 13:41 -0700
                  Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway JF Mezei <jfmezei.spamnot@vaxination.ca> - 2013-10-04 17:59 -0400
                    Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Tim Streater <timstreater@greenbee.net> - 2013-10-05 09:23 +0100
              Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Lewis <g.kreme@gmail.com.dontsendmecopies> - 2013-10-04 12:12 +0000
            Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2013-10-03 16:55 -0700
      Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway JF Mezei <jfmezei.spamnot@vaxination.ca> - 2013-10-01 14:41 -0400
        Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Matthew Lybanon <lybanon@earthlink.net> - 2013-10-02 09:34 -0500
          Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway JF Mezei <jfmezei.spamnot@vaxination.ca> - 2013-10-02 14:50 -0400
          Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway William Munny <will@bigwhiskey.gov> - 2013-10-02 15:19 -0400
          Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Salmon Egg <SalmonEgg@sbcglobal.net> - 2013-10-02 14:47 -0700
          Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Leonard Blaisdell <leoblaisdell@sbcglobal.net> - 2013-10-02 15:19 -0700
            Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway George Kerby <ghost_topper@hotmail.com> - 2013-10-03 10:02 -0500
              Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Tim Streater <timstreater@greenbee.net> - 2013-10-03 16:07 +0100
          Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway George Kerby <ghost_topper@hotmail.com> - 2013-10-03 10:00 -0500
            Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2013-10-03 16:50 -0700
        Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway George Kerby <ghost_topper@hotmail.com> - 2013-10-03 09:55 -0500
      Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2013-10-02 09:44 +1200
    Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> - 2013-10-01 10:55 -0700
      Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway "John Varela" <newlamps@verizon.net> - 2013-10-01 19:14 +0000
        Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> - 2013-10-01 13:52 -0700
        Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway George Kerby <ghost_topper@hotmail.com> - 2013-10-03 09:56 -0500
      Re: OT: Woman Shot in Driveway George Kerby <ghost_topper@hotmail.com> - 2013-10-03 09:53 -0500

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#49234

From"John Varela" <newlamps@verizon.net>
Date2013-10-01 19:14 +0000
Message-ID<51W5y0sPNk52-pn2-DFqQdqrj2XZO@localhost>
In reply to#49224
On Tue, 1 Oct 2013 17:55:23 UTC, Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> 
wrote:

> In article <CE6F858D.A1F81%ghost_topper@hotmail.com>,
>  George Kerby <ghost_topper@hotmail.com> wrote:
> 
> > Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
> > and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
> > groceries.
> > 
> > Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway
> > with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind
> > the back of her head.
> > 
> > He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that
> > Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her
> > if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back
> > of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
> > 
> > The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because
> > the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her
> > head.
> > 
> > When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
> > dough on the back of her head.
> > 
> > A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a
> > loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her
> > in the back of her head.
> > 
> > When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough
> > and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
> > recovered.
> > 
> > Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that
> > could all be a coincidence.
> > 
> > The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date
> > was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
> 
> I'm not the slightest bit surprised that you'd fall for bullshit like 
> this, George.

Whoosh. (I am surprised at you, JR.)

-- 
John Varela

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#49242

FromJolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com>
Date2013-10-01 13:52 -0700
Message-ID<jollyroger-E3A90C.13522601102013@news.individual.net>
In reply to#49234
In article <51W5y0sPNk52-pn2-DFqQdqrj2XZO@localhost>,
 "John Varela" <newlamps@verizon.net> wrote:

> On Tue, 1 Oct 2013 17:55:23 UTC, Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> 
> wrote:
> 
> > I'm not the slightest bit surprised that you'd fall for bullshit like 
> > this, George.
> 
> Whoosh. (I am surprised at you, JR.)

It's surprising that I didn't read something in its entirety, all the 
way to the very last line? All humans are guilty of that from time to 
time. Not sure what to tell you other than it was an honest mistake, but 
certainly could happen again. ; )

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#49287

FromGeorge Kerby <ghost_topper@hotmail.com>
Date2013-10-03 09:56 -0500
Message-ID<CE72EFC8.A2033%ghost_topper@hotmail.com>
In reply to#49234


On 10/1/13 2:14 PM, in article 51W5y0sPNk52-pn2-DFqQdqrj2XZO@localhost,
"John Varela" <newlamps@verizon.net> wrote:

> On Tue, 1 Oct 2013 17:55:23 UTC, Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com>
> wrote:
> 
>> In article <CE6F858D.A1F81%ghost_topper@hotmail.com>,
>>  George Kerby <ghost_topper@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> 
>>> Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
>>> and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
>>> groceries.
>>> 
>>> Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway
>>> with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind
>>> the back of her head.
>>> 
>>> He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that
>>> Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her
>>> if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back
>>> of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
>>> 
>>> The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because
>>> the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her
>>> head.
>>> 
>>> When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
>>> dough on the back of her head.
>>> 
>>> A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a
>>> loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her
>>> in the back of her head.
>>> 
>>> When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough
>>> and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
>>> recovered.
>>> 
>>> Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that
>>> could all be a coincidence.
>>> 
>>> The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date
>>> was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
>> 
>> I'm not the slightest bit surprised that you'd fall for bullshit like
>> this, George.
> 
> Whoosh. (I am surprised at you, JR.)

As well...

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#49283

FromGeorge Kerby <ghost_topper@hotmail.com>
Date2013-10-03 09:53 -0500
Message-ID<CE72EF10.A202F%ghost_topper@hotmail.com>
In reply to#49224


On 10/1/13 12:55 PM, in article
jollyroger-C6549F.10552301102013@news.individual.net, "Jolly Roger"
<jollyroger@pobox.com> wrote:

> In article <CE6F858D.A1F81%ghost_topper@hotmail.com>,
>  George Kerby <ghost_topper@hotmail.com> wrote:
> 
>> Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
>> and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
>> groceries.
>> 
>> Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway
>> with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind
>> the back of her head.
>> 
>> He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that
>> Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her
>> if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back
>> of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
>> 
>> The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because
>> the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her
>> head.
>> 
>> When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
>> dough on the back of her head.
>> 
>> A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a
>> loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her
>> in the back of her head.
>> 
>> When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough
>> and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
>> recovered.
>> 
>> Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that
>> could all be a coincidence.
>> 
>> The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date
>> was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
> 
> I'm not the slightest bit surprised that you'd fall for bullshit like
> this, George.

And I'm not an infinitesimal bit surprised that you took it at face value...

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