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  April Moron's Day approaches Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2015-03-31 19:30 +1200
    Re: April Moron's Day approaches Jeremy <jeremy0505@gmail.com> - 2015-03-31 08:33 +0100
      Re: April Moron's Day approaches Barry Margolin <barmar@alum.mit.edu> - 2015-03-31 04:11 -0400
      Re: April Moron's Day approaches Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> - 2015-03-31 13:24 +0000
    Re: April Moron's Day approaches Alan Browne <alan.browne@freelunchvideotron.ca> - 2015-03-31 08:49 -0400
      Re: April Moron's Day approaches Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> - 2015-03-31 13:25 +0000
    Re: April Moron's Day approaches Joe <joe@nospam.com> - 2015-03-31 11:23 -0500
      Re: April Moron's Day approaches Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2015-04-01 08:53 +1200
        Re: April Moron's Day approaches Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> - 2015-03-31 20:21 +0000
          Re: April Moron's Day approaches Warren Oates <warren.oates@gmail.com> - 2015-03-31 16:54 -0400
            Re: April Moron's Day approaches Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> - 2015-03-31 21:49 +0000
            Re: April Moron's Day approaches Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2015-04-01 13:19 +1200
              Re: April Moron's Day approaches Savageduck <savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> - 2015-03-31 17:29 -0700
          Re: April Moron's Day approaches tmo1138 <tmo1138@tmo1138.com> - 2015-04-01 01:21 +0000
            Re: April Moron's Day approaches Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2015-04-01 16:14 +1200
              Re: April Moron's Day approaches tmo1138 <tmo1138@tmo1138.org> - 2015-04-02 15:21 -0700
                Re: April Moron's Day approaches Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2015-04-03 13:08 +1200
                  Re: April Moron's Day approaches Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> - 2015-04-03 00:39 +0000
            Re: April Moron's Day approaches Lewis <g.kreme@gmail.com.dontsendmecopies> - 2015-04-01 03:39 +0000
              Re: April Moron's Day approaches tmo1138 <tmo1138@tmo1138.org> - 2015-04-01 09:59 -0700
                Re: April Moron's Day approaches Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2015-04-01 10:05 -0700
                  Re: April Moron's Day approaches tmo1138 <tmo1138@tmo1138.com> - 2015-04-01 23:43 +0000
            Re: April Moron's Day approaches John McWilliams <jpmcw@comcast.net> - 2015-04-01 08:08 -0700
              Re: April Moron's Day approaches Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> - 2015-04-01 15:52 +0000
                Re: April Moron's Day approaches isw <isw@witzend.com> - 2015-04-01 09:25 -0700
                  Re: April Moron's Day approaches Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> - 2015-04-01 17:38 +0000
                Re: April Moron's Day approaches John McWilliams <jpmcw@comcast.net> - 2015-04-01 09:50 -0700
                  Re: April Moron's Day approaches Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2015-04-01 10:04 -0700
                    Re: April Moron's Day approaches Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> - 2015-04-01 17:57 +0000
                  Re: April Moron's Day approaches Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> - 2015-04-01 17:57 +0000
                Re: April Moron's Day approaches tmo1138 <tmo1138@tmo1138.org> - 2015-04-01 10:01 -0700
                  Re: April Moron's Day approaches Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> - 2015-04-01 18:02 +0000
        Re: April Moron's Day approaches Joe <joe@nospam.com> - 2015-04-01 07:50 -0500
          Re: April Moron's Day approaches Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2015-04-01 09:32 -0700
            Re: April Moron's Day approaches Aldo Raine <apache@scalpem.net> - 2015-04-01 18:18 -0400
              Re: April Moron's Day approaches Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2015-04-01 15:23 -0700
                Re: April Moron's Day approaches Aldo Raine <apache@scalpem.net> - 2015-04-02 08:53 -0400
                  Re: April Moron's Day approaches Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2015-04-02 07:46 -0700
                    Re: April Moron's Day approaches Aldo Raine <apache@scalpem.net> - 2015-04-02 13:59 -0400
                      Re: April Moron's Day approaches Michelle Steiner <michelle@michelle.org> - 2015-04-02 11:22 -0700
              Re: April Moron's Day approaches Lewis <g.kreme@gmail.com.dontsendmecopies> - 2015-04-01 22:23 +0000
              Re: April Moron's Day approaches Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> - 2015-04-02 00:40 +0000
                Re: April Moron's Day approaches Aldo Raine <apache@scalpem.net> - 2015-04-02 09:12 -0400
              Re: April Moron's Day approaches Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2015-04-02 13:48 +1200
              Re: April Moron's Day approaches Joe <joe@nospam.com> - 2015-04-02 09:28 -0500
                Re: April Moron's Day approaches Alan Browne <alan.browne@freelunchvideotron.ca> - 2015-04-02 10:51 -0400
                  Re: April Moron's Day approaches Joe <joe@nospam.com> - 2015-04-02 11:42 -0500
                    Re: April Moron's Day approaches Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2015-04-03 08:26 +1200
                Re: April Moron's Day approaches Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2015-04-03 09:16 +1200
          Re: April Moron's Day approaches Tim Streater <timstreater@greenbee.net> - 2015-04-01 18:00 +0000
          Re: April Moron's Day approaches Chris Ridd <chrisridd@mac.com> - 2015-04-01 18:14 +0100
          Re: April Moron's Day approaches Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2015-04-02 08:53 +1200
            Re: April Moron's Day approaches John McWilliams <jpmcw@comcast.net> - 2015-04-01 15:04 -0700
              Re: April Moron's Day approaches Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> - 2015-04-02 13:44 +1200
    Re: April Moron's Day approaches gtr <xxx@yyy.zzz> - 2015-04-01 10:30 -0700

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#4656 — April Moron's Day approaches

Only a few more hours and then April Moron's Day starts ... two days
(for those of us one day ahead) of stupid senseless posts by idiots who
think they're being funny.  :-\

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#4657

In article <310320151930048849%YourName@YourISP.com>, 
YourName@YourISP.com says...
> 
> Only a few more hours and then April Moron's Day starts ... two days
> (for those of us one day ahead) of stupid senseless posts by idiots who
> think they're being funny.  :-\

I think your post meets those criteria.

-- 
jeremy

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#4658

In article <MPG.2f845e413f5572009898a6@news.individual.net>,
 Jeremy <jeremy0505@gmail.com> wrote:

> In article <310320151930048849%YourName@YourISP.com>, 
> YourName@YourISP.com says...
> > 
> > Only a few more hours and then April Moron's Day starts ... two days
> > (for those of us one day ahead) of stupid senseless posts by idiots who
> > think they're being funny.  :-\
> 
> I think your post meets those criteria.

Especially the way he's multi-posting it.

-- 
Barry Margolin, barmar@alum.mit.edu
Arlington, MA
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#4660

On 2015-03-31, Jeremy <jeremy0505@gmail.com> wrote:
> In article <310320151930048849%YourName@YourISP.com>, 
> YourName@YourISP.com says...
>> 
>> Only a few more hours and then April Moron's Day starts ... two days
>> (for those of us one day ahead) of stupid senseless posts by idiots who
>> think they're being funny.  :-\
>
> I think your post meets those criteria.

Apropos. : )

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#4659

On 2015-03-31 03:30, Your Name wrote:
>
> Only a few more hours and then April Moron's Day starts ... two days
> (for those of us one day ahead) of stupid senseless posts by idiots who
> think they're being funny.  :-\

What about the idiots who think the Genius Bar is not the first stop for 
repairs?

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#4661

On 2015-03-31, Alan Browne <alan.browne@freelunchvideotron.ca> wrote:
> On 2015-03-31 03:30, Your Name wrote:
>>
>> Only a few more hours and then April Moron's Day starts ... two days
>> (for those of us one day ahead) of stupid senseless posts by idiots who
>> think they're being funny.  :-\
>
> What about the idiots who think the Genius Bar is not the first stop for 
> repairs?

Zing! : D

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#4662

On 3/31/2015 2:30 AM, Your Name wrote:
>
> Only a few more hours and then April Moron's Day starts ... two days
> (for those of us one day ahead) of stupid senseless posts by idiots who
> think they're being funny.  :-\
>

I'm planning on putting an "Out of Order" sign on the coffee machine 
near my cubicle.  My revenge on all the morons who take 20 minutes to 
get a cup of coffee (1 minute to pour it and then 19 minutes of yacking 
and yucking it up with other coffee people).

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#4663

In article <551aca1f$0$19819$c3e8da3$33881b6a@news.astraweb.com>, Joe
<joe@nospam.com> wrote:
> On 3/31/2015 2:30 AM, Your Name wrote:
> >
> > Only a few more hours and then April Moron's Day starts ... two days
> > (for those of us one day ahead) of stupid senseless posts by idiots who
> > think they're being funny.  :-\
> 
> I'm planning on putting an "Out of Order" sign on the coffee machine 
> near my cubicle.  My revenge on all the morons who take 20 minutes to 
> get a cup of coffee (1 minute to pour it and then 19 minutes of yacking 
> and yucking it up with other coffee people).

Nobody uses a coffee machine these days ... they all go down the road
to the coffee shop and pay five times the price for a coffee in a
plastic / polsytrene / eco-degradable cup.

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#4664

On 2015-03-31, Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:
> In article <551aca1f$0$19819$c3e8da3$33881b6a@news.astraweb.com>, Joe
><joe@nospam.com> wrote:
>> On 3/31/2015 2:30 AM, Your Name wrote:
>> >
>> > Only a few more hours and then April Moron's Day starts ... two days
>> > (for those of us one day ahead) of stupid senseless posts by idiots who
>> > think they're being funny.  :-\
>> 
>> I'm planning on putting an "Out of Order" sign on the coffee machine 
>> near my cubicle.  My revenge on all the morons who take 20 minutes to 
>> get a cup of coffee (1 minute to pour it and then 19 minutes of yacking 
>> and yucking it up with other coffee people).
>
> Nobody uses a coffee machine these days ... they all go down the road
> to the coffee shop and pay five times the price for a coffee in a
> plastic / polsytrene / eco-degradable cup.

Speak for yourself. I grind my own beans and brew my own espresso.

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#4665

In article <co0duiF6tn4U1@mid.individual.net>,
 Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> wrote:

> On 2015-03-31, Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:
> > In article <551aca1f$0$19819$c3e8da3$33881b6a@news.astraweb.com>, Joe
> ><joe@nospam.com> wrote:
> >> On 3/31/2015 2:30 AM, Your Name wrote:
> >> >
> >> > Only a few more hours and then April Moron's Day starts ... two days
> >> > (for those of us one day ahead) of stupid senseless posts by idiots who
> >> > think they're being funny.  :-\
> >> 
> >> I'm planning on putting an "Out of Order" sign on the coffee machine 
> >> near my cubicle.  My revenge on all the morons who take 20 minutes to 
> >> get a cup of coffee (1 minute to pour it and then 19 minutes of yacking 
> >> and yucking it up with other coffee people).
> >
> > Nobody uses a coffee machine these days ... they all go down the road
> > to the coffee shop and pay five times the price for a coffee in a
> > plastic / polsytrene / eco-degradable cup.
> 
> Speak for yourself. I grind my own beans and brew my own espresso.

Grinders gonna grind.
-- 
Where's the Vangelis music?
Pris' tongue is sticking out in in the wide shot after Batty has kissed her.
They have put back more tits into the Zhora dressing  room scene.
  -- notes for Blade Runner

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#4666

On 2015-03-31, Warren Oates <warren.oates@gmail.com> wrote:
> In article <co0duiF6tn4U1@mid.individual.net>,
>  Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> wrote:
>
>> Speak for yourself. I grind my own beans and brew my own espresso.
>
> Grinders gonna grind.

Brewers gonna brew.

And people with absolutely no taste will drink Starbucks.

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#4667

In article <551b0994$0$25047$c3e8da3$92d0a893@news.astraweb.com>,
Warren Oates <warren.oates@gmail.com> wrote:
> In article <co0duiF6tn4U1@mid.individual.net>,
>  Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> wrote:
> > On 2015-03-31, Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:
> > > In article <551aca1f$0$19819$c3e8da3$33881b6a@news.astraweb.com>, Joe
> > ><joe@nospam.com> wrote:
> > >> On 3/31/2015 2:30 AM, Your Name wrote:
> > >> >
> > >> > Only a few more hours and then April Moron's Day starts ... two days
> > >> > (for those of us one day ahead) of stupid senseless posts by idiots who
> > >> > think they're being funny.  :-\
> > >> 
> > >> I'm planning on putting an "Out of Order" sign on the coffee machine 
> > >> near my cubicle.  My revenge on all the morons who take 20 minutes to 
> > >> get a cup of coffee (1 minute to pour it and then 19 minutes of yacking 
> > >> and yucking it up with other coffee people).
> > >
> > > Nobody uses a coffee machine these days ... they all go down the road
> > > to the coffee shop and pay five times the price for a coffee in a
> > > plastic / polsytrene / eco-degradable cup.
> > 
> > Speak for yourself. I grind my own beans and brew my own espresso.
> 
> Grinders gonna grind.

I don't even drink coffee ... it tastes and smells disgusting, but even
if I did I wouldn't pay the over-bloated prices of coffee shops.

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#4668

On 2015-04-01 01:19:10 +0000, Your Name said:

> In article <551b0994$0$25047$c3e8da3$92d0a893@news.astraweb.com>,
> Warren Oates <warren.oates@gmail.com> wrote:
>> In article <co0duiF6tn4U1@mid.individual.net>,
>> Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> wrote:
>>> On 2015-03-31, Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:
>>>> In article <551aca1f$0$19819$c3e8da3$33881b6a@news.astraweb.com>, Joe
>>>> <joe@nospam.com> wrote:
>>>>> On 3/31/2015 2:30 AM, Your Name wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Only a few more hours and then April Moron's Day starts ... two days
>>>>>> (for those of us one day ahead) of stupid senseless posts by idiots who
>>>>>> think they're being funny.  :-\
>>>>> 
>>>>> I'm planning on putting an "Out of Order" sign on the coffee machine
>>>>> near my cubicle.  My revenge on all the morons who take 20 minutes to
>>>>> get a cup of coffee (1 minute to pour it and then 19 minutes of yacking
>>>>> and yucking it up with other coffee people).
>>>> 
>>>> Nobody uses a coffee machine these days ... they all go down the road
>>>> to the coffee shop and pay five times the price for a coffee in a
>>>> plastic / polsytrene / eco-degradable cup.
>>> 
>>> Speak for yourself. I grind my own beans and brew my own espresso.
>> 
>> Grinders gonna grind.
> 
> I don't even drink coffee ... it tastes and smells disgusting, but even
> if I did I wouldn't pay the over-bloated prices of coffee shops.

"Over-bloated"?
Once you have reached bloated status, the next step should be violent 
detonation.


-- 
Regards,

Savageduck

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#4669

On 2015-03-31, Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> wrote:

> Speak for yourself. I grind my own beans and brew my own espresso.
>

Same here.. if I could get away with it I'd roast my own beans too.. wife
threatened homicide if I started buying roasting equipment.. ;D

-- 
The F-15 Eagle:  
	If it's up, we'll shoot it down.  If it's down, we'll blow it up.
-- A McDonnel-Douglas ad from a few years ago

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#4670

In article <slrnmhmi2g.1qoa.tmo1138@DavidJr-MacPro.tmo1138.local>,
tmo1138 <tmo1138@tmo1138.com> wrote:

> On 2015-03-31, Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> wrote:
> 
> > Speak for yourself. I grind my own beans and brew my own espresso.
> >
> 
> Same here.. if I could get away with it I'd roast my own beans too.. wife
> threatened homicide if I started buying roasting equipment.. ;D

Grinding and roasting ... what a pair of lazies, you should be growing
your own coffee beans first.  ;-)

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#4709

On Mar 31, 2015, Your Name wrote
(in article<010420151614308754%YourName@YourISP.com>):

> In article<slrnmhmi2g.1qoa.tmo1138@DavidJr-MacPro.tmo1138.local>,
> tmo1138<tmo1138@tmo1138.com>wrote:
> 
> > On 2015-03-31, Jolly Roger<jollyroger@pobox.com>wrote:
> > 
> > > Speak for yourself. I grind my own beans and brew my own espresso.
> > 
> > Same here.. if I could get away with it I'd roast my own beans too.. wife
> > threatened homicide if I started buying roasting equipment.. ;D
> 
> Grinding and roasting ... what a pair of lazies, you should be growing
> your own coffee beans first. ;-)

Soil around my house is not suitable for arabica.. :)

Nice thought tho.. :D

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are genuine."
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#4710

In article
<0001HW.1ACDF87C0037B3971115493CF@news.eternal-september.org>, tmo1138
<tmo1138@tmo1138.org> wrote:
> On Mar 31, 2015, Your Name wrote
> (in article<010420151614308754%YourName@YourISP.com>):
> > In article<slrnmhmi2g.1qoa.tmo1138@DavidJr-MacPro.tmo1138.local>,
> > tmo1138<tmo1138@tmo1138.com>wrote:
> > > On 2015-03-31, Jolly Roger<jollyroger@pobox.com>wrote:
> > > > 
> > > > Speak for yourself. I grind my own beans and brew my own espresso.
> > > 
> > > Same here.. if I could get away with it I'd roast my own beans too.. wife
> > > threatened homicide if I started buying roasting equipment.. ;D
> > 
> > Grinding and roasting ... what a pair of lazies, you should be growing
> > your own coffee beans first. ;-)
> 
> Soil around my house is not suitable for arabica.. :)
> 
> Nice thought tho.. :D

You should also be growing your own sugar cane, keeping your own cows
for the milk, and collecting rain water. Completely self-sufficient
coffee making ... and then there's the biscuits / cookies ...  ;-)

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#4711

On 2015-04-03, Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:
> In article
><0001HW.1ACDF87C0037B3971115493CF@news.eternal-september.org>, tmo1138
><tmo1138@tmo1138.org> wrote:
>> On Mar 31, 2015, Your Name wrote
>> (in article<010420151614308754%YourName@YourISP.com>):
>> > In article<slrnmhmi2g.1qoa.tmo1138@DavidJr-MacPro.tmo1138.local>,
>> > tmo1138<tmo1138@tmo1138.com>wrote:
>> > > On 2015-03-31, Jolly Roger<jollyroger@pobox.com>wrote:
>> > > > 
>> > > > Speak for yourself. I grind my own beans and brew my own espresso.
>> > > 
>> > > Same here.. if I could get away with it I'd roast my own beans too.. wife
>> > > threatened homicide if I started buying roasting equipment.. ;D
>> > 
>> > Grinding and roasting ... what a pair of lazies, you should be growing
>> > your own coffee beans first. ;-)
>> 
>> Soil around my house is not suitable for arabica.. :)
>> 
>> Nice thought tho.. :D
>
> You should also be growing your own sugar cane, keeping your own cows
> for the milk, and collecting rain water. Completely self-sufficient
> coffee making ... and then there's the biscuits / cookies ...  ;-)

In my case, I'd be growing almond trees rather than raising cows.

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#4671

In message <slrnmhmi2g.1qoa.tmo1138@DavidJr-MacPro.tmo1138.local> 
  tmo1138 <tmo1138@tmo1138.com> wrote:
> On 2015-03-31, Jolly Roger <jollyroger@pobox.com> wrote:

>> Speak for yourself. I grind my own beans and brew my own espresso.
>>

> Same here.. if I could get away with it I'd roast my own beans too.. wife
> threatened homicide if I started buying roasting equipment.. ;D

Very reasonable of her.

-- 
The world is made of four elements: Earth, Air, Fire and Water. This is
a fact well known even to Corporal Nobbs. It's also wrong. There's a
fifth element, and generally it's called Surprise. --The Truth

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#4678

On Mar 31, 2015, Lewis wrote
(in article<slrnmhmq5p.14on.g.kreme@amelia.local>):

> In message<slrnmhmi2g.1qoa.tmo1138@DavidJr-MacPro.tmo1138.local>
> tmo1138<tmo1138@tmo1138.com>wrote:
> > On 2015-03-31, Jolly Roger<jollyroger@pobox.com>wrote:
> 
> > > Speak for yourself. I grind my own beans and brew my own espresso.
> 
> > Same here.. if I could get away with it I'd roast my own beans too.. wife
> > threatened homicide if I started buying roasting equipment.. ;D
> 
> Very reasonable of her.

Insisting I don’t buy roasting equipment, or kiling me?

--
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are genuine."
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