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  More of my philosophy about the being more organized and more disciplined and more.. Amine Moulay Ramdane <aminer68@gmail.com> - 2022-01-09 11:12 -0800
    Re: More of my philosophy about the being more organized and more disciplined and more.. Slartibartfast Lunkwill <slartibartfastlunkwill@gmail.com> - 2022-01-09 15:02 -0800

#7252 — More of my philosophy about the being more organized and more disciplined and more..

Hello,



More of my philosophy about the being more organized and more disciplined and more..

I am a white arab, and i think i am smart since i have also
invented many scalable algorithms and algorithms..


I invite you to look at the following whites of Chinese
triplets in the following video and you will quickly notice that they are more disciplined and more organized, so i think that white asians are more disciplined and more organized and i think it is a very important think, so look at the following video so that to notice it:

Chinese triplets before going to bed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNo_32ZbrqA

An i have just invented poems so that to show how the being disciplined and organized is so important, so here is my poems and read them again
carefully:


Here is my new poem..


What is it to be bad ?

It is what makes us sad

So is natural selection only about your "individual" dad ?

So what is it this beautiful notepad ?

It is the organized like a beautiful mathematical olympiad !

So are you still talking about the communist Stalingrad ?

Since are you not noticing the how you can be glad ?

So does it come from the city of Riyadh or the capital of Tchad?

And are you wanting just to be like a disorganized old nomad ?

So i ask why do we have to organize it with sophistication as the Mossad ?

Since are you wanting to be just an undergrad ?

So are you not understanding much better what is it to be bad ?


Thank you,
Amine Moulay Ramdane.

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More of my philosophy about our modern world and more..

I think i am a wise type of person, and i will ask an important question:

What does look like our modern world ?

I think i am smart, and i think the problem also comes from how we
are organizing capitalism, and we say in french: Je pense que c'est un problème organisationnel , and that means that i think that the problem
is an organizational problem, and you can quickly notice it in
how you can notice by talking to people how they are much less organised   as society or as the world, and look for example at Covid-19, do you remember how our humanity was much less organized to fight correctly viruses such as the virus of Covid-19? so i think that the problem comes from the fact that we are much less organized, and this much less organized is causing a big problem to capitalism, since there is a french proverb that says: "Science sans conscience n'est que ruine de l'âme.", that means in english: "Science without conscience is the death of the soul."  and it also means that being "capitalism" or "science" without being correctly organised or being the right dose of wisdom can cause big problems, and this is why you are noticing that i am inventing poems
of Love and my thoughts of philosophy... so that to organise better our world:


Read my previous thoughts:

More of my philosophy about my way of doing and more..

There is a question in philosophy and it is the following:

What is the good way to civilize a society or the world ?

I think i am a wise type of person, and i think there is something that is happening in our modern world, and it is that capitalism is constructing a new kind of spirit or a new type of man, and what look like this new spirit or new type of man of capitalism? so it is high performance of capitalism and it is violent competition of capitalism
that makes us much more egoistic and it is making us much more violent and much more extremist, so is it our human nature?, so then is our human nature much more violent ? i think that the better way to look at it is that i believe that the "ideas" are also powerful, and they can construct a new type of man, so we have to know how to put the new powerful ideas into the minds of humans so that to make them much more organized and much more civilized, so this is why i am talking as i am talking, and this is why i am inventing my thoughts of my philosophy and this is why i am inventing poems of Love, it is my way of making humans much more civilized and organized. And here is what i have just said about the true power of the ideas so that you understand my point of view:

And what is the true power of the idea ?

This is a so important philosophical subject, since
i think i am smart and i will make you feel more the true
power of the idea by first talking about the technic in psychology that we call "Mood freezing", since i think that the most important aspect of Mood freezing is that it recognizes the true power of the mind, and you
can read about it here:

https://www.alleydog.com/glossary/definition.php?term=Mood+Freezing

So as you are noticing that it says that when the respondents were convinced that expressing aggression would not make them feel better, they actually accepted their current situation which eventually improved their moods, so this proves that the power of the idea is great, this is
why i am of the ones that believes that we can enhance much better humans and construct a new type of man by using some intellectual mechanisms, and i am talking about some of them below and here is my poem about the true power of the idea, read it again:

"Give me this beautiful and so smart idea
Since it is how they have built south Korea
Give me this beautiful and so smart idea
Since it is how we unite the people such as of Crimea
Give me this beautiful and so smart idea
Since it is not just a pizza from the pizzeria
Give me this beautiful and so smart idea
Since it is not the simple prayer of Ave Maria
Give me this beautiful and so smart idea
Since it is not the stupid war between the sunnite and shiah
Give me this beautiful and so smart idea
Since it is how we make north Korea look like a beautiful Canada
So give me more of those beautiful and so smart ideas !"

And you can take a look at my photo that i have just put
here in my website(I am 53 years old):

https://sites.google.com/site/scalable68/jackson-network-problem

I invite you to listen to this algerian song
of Cheb Khaled called Liberté reading at the same time
my new poem of Love below and my other poems below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOcno85Khbw&list=RDhMhrrwVuIF0&index=2


Here is my new poem of Love:


I am looking at your beautiful eyes

It is like i am looking at the beautiful sunrise !

I am looking at your beautiful eyes

Since it is my love for you that is not evil in disguise

I am looking at your beautiful eyes

Since it is as i am coming with the beautiful surprise

Since my beautiful heart doesn't want to Balkanize

But it wants to beautifully "civilize"

I am looking at your beautiful eyes

And it is as with my poems of Love i want to romanticize !

I am looking at your beautiful eyes

So, does my beautiful heart has any price ?

Since notice how i am the beautiful humanize so that to immunize !


Thank you,
Amine Moulay Ramdane.

-- 

Here is my new poem and read my other new poems below:


Am i another super freak ?

No, since i know with my poems of Love how to be the romantic !

Am i another super freak ?

No, since i know with my poems of Love how to be chic !

Am i another super freak ?

So am i the Arab sheikh or the antique ?

Since look how my boutique is like the beautiful landscape of Caribbean martinique

Am i another super freak ?

Since am i the beautiful physique or the beautiful and smart technique ?

Am i another super freak ?

So look again how i am not the islamic

But it is that i want to attain the high and beautiful mountain peak

So then look again how i am the beautiful and smart technique.


Thank you,
Amine Moulay Ramdane.

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More about my just other new poem..

I invite you to listen to the following beautiful arabic music from algeria reading at the same time my following just new poem of Love:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJmGsArtBlY


Here is my just other new poem:


Why am i not having enough of the beautiful romantic ?

Since it is like a good balance that knows about the biologic

Since can we like standardize and be the optimistic ?

Since do we have to through away the beautiful classic ?

So i will ask the is the Sauvage by Dior new perfume superior to
a scent of Amber from the old arabic ?

No at all ! since the beautiful is not the archaic

And not at all ! since even the being romantic has not to become
the archaic

Since an old beautiful music is still a beautiful music

So then the beautiful of the celtic is like the beautiful of the arabic

So then are you understanding why i am not having enough of the beautiful romantic ?

So am i being the aristocratic or the antagonistic ?

Since the becoming beautiful is not the civilization of the schizophrenic

Since the becoming beautiful needs a kind of being meritocratic

Since the becoming beautiful needs also my beautiful poetic

So then are you understanding why i am not having enough of this beautiful romantic ?


Thank you,
Amine Moulay Ramdane.

-- 

Here is my just new poem of Love..

I invite you to listen to the following arabic music reading
at the same time my following just new poem of Love:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJmGsArtBlY


Here is my just new poem of Love:


Are you the far away or near from my beautiful heart ?

Since my Love for you is not the simple pleasure à la carte

Are you the far away or near from my beautiful heart ?

Since are you not looking at my sincere beautiful art

Are you the far away or near from my beautiful heart ?

Since is my Love an abstract art or the state-of-the-art ?

So look carefully at how i have a little bit of Humphrey Bogart !

Since our strong Love and both of us will never come apart !

Are you the far away or near from my beautiful heart ?

Since is my Love for you needing more of this mathematics of René Descartes ?

No, since my Love for you is coming strongly as a Napoleon Bonaparte

Are you the far away or near from my beautiful heart ?

Since are you not understanding my words of Love my sweetheart ?



Thank you,
Amine Moulay Ramdane.

-- 

Here is my new poem:


Why am i the beautiful Look ?

Since we have even to organize it as a beautiful e-book

Why am i the beautiful Look ?

Since it is like knowing to beautifully cook

Why am i the beautiful Look ?

It is like a beautiful highway that we just took

Why am i the beautiful Look ?

It is as we want to be beautiful legislation of a statute book

Why am i the beautiful Look ?

It is as i am talking to my beautiful Love using Facebook

Why am i the beautiful Look ?

It is as i am organizing my poems as a beautiful chapbook

Why am i the beautiful Look ?

Since we can not make it precise without a beautiful handbook !



Thank you,
Amine Moulay Ramdane.

-- 

More explanation of my new poem of Love..

I think i am smart, and i will explain my second architectural idea
of my poem of Love, and it is that look carefully at how i am saying:

"So wich insight do we need and wich hindsight and foresight ?
It is the look carefully at this beautiful light !
Since it also needs the beautiful night !"

So you have to read it symbolically, since in poem of Love you can also use "symbolism", and it is in my new poem of Love that beautiful light is also composed of the beautiful night, and it symbolically means that in our way of learning we have also to learn from our mistakes
and problems, such as learning from the mistakes or problems of
world war II, so the light can not come just from the good things,
since the symbolic in my poem is that the beautiful light is also the the beautiful night that permits us to learn correctly,
this is why you are noticing that i am saying the "It also needs the beautiful night !"

More of my philosophy about my poems of Love..

I think i am an artist, since i can invent poems of Love quickly,
but i have never learned how to write poems of Love, so i have
discovered that i am an artist, so i will explain how i can
invent quickly poems of Love:

First i need to invent some architectural idea or some architectural ideas that guide(s) the construction of my poem of Love, for example in my new below poem of Love, i have just started from architectural ideas, and it is that i have to speak in my new poem of Love about "the beautiful light", so i am repeating the sentence of "Look at this beautiful light !" and of course i am composing it with rhymes all along
my poems of Love, also the other architectural ideas, is that i have just composed quickly the following part of my poem with my brain that gives a much more sophisticated quality and meaning to my poem of Love:

"So wich insight do we need and wich hindsight and foresight ?
It is the look carefully at this beautiful light !
Since it also needs the beautiful night !
So do you need my Love as only a simple byte or as an infinite delight
Since look at how i am writing you my poems of Love as an erudite
And i am coming as a beautiful candlelight so that to unite !"

So my way of constructing poems of Love, is also finding the
architectural idea or ideas that guide(s) the construction of my poem of Love and that gives a much sophisticated quality and meaning to my poem of Love, and the other parts of my poem of Love must be "beautiful" so that to make my poem of Love a beautiful poem of Love. So read again my poem of Love since i have just enhanced it much more:

Here is my new poem..


I invite you to listen to this song of the algerian singer Cheb Hasni reading at the same time my new poem of Love below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rHAWTqVvk4



Here is my new poem:


Look at this beautiful light !

Since it does not need any fight

Since as you notice i am not asking here for any rights

Since you are my beautiful Love and i am the beautiful white

So look at this beautiful light !

Since my beautiful Love is not the evil war or the evil gunfight

So wich insight do we need and wich hindsight and foresight ?

It is the look carefully at this beautiful light !

Since it also needs the beautiful night !

So do you need my Love as only a simple byte or as an infinite delight

Since look at how i am writing you my poems of Love as an erudite

And i am coming as a beautiful candlelight so that to unite !

Since i am not a Canaanite or Israelite

But look again at how i am coming to you as a beautiful light !


Thank you,
Amine Moulay Ramdane.

-- 


And here is my new poem:


Give me this beautiful and so smart idea

Since it is how they have built south Korea

Give me this beautiful and so smart idea

Since it is how we unite the people such as of Crimea

Give me this beautiful and so smart idea

Since it is not just a pizza from the pizzeria

Give me this beautiful and so smart idea

Since it is not the simple prayer of Ave Maria

Give me this beautiful and so smart idea

Since it is not the stupid war between the sunnite and shiah

Give me this beautiful and so smart idea

Since it is how we make north Korea look like a beautiful Canada

So give me more of those beautiful and so smart ideas !


Thank you,
Amine Moulay Ramdane.

-- 


And here is my new poem:


I hear this so beautiful music

And it is like the so beautifully exotic

And it is like the being the monotheistic

Since is not the so beautiful royalistic or majestic ?

Since is not the so beautiful like the idealistic ?

And is not the so beautiful bringing the moralistic ?

And is not the so beautiful bringing the xenophobic ?

So is the so beautiful of the too materialistic ?

And what about the so beautifully romantic ?

And i think all of them needs the good strategic

So then you have to avoid to be the too simplistic !

Since you are even hearing this so beautiful music !



Thank you,
Amine Moulay Ramdane.

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More of my philosophy about self-control and self-confidence and more..

I think i am "smart", and i will now explain my following poem
about self-control and self-confidence, so i invite you to read
it carefully:

"Is my beautiful celebration needing causation ?
So i will ask not without wisdom and education
What kind of causation needs my kind of civilization ?
So i will ask, what is it that needs our civilization ?
It is the human self-control so that to be in the right location
So i will ask is human "self-control" needing causation ?
Since is self-control coming just from a brain internal situation ?
No, since we have also to define what is "success" that causes "admiration"
So is success only having big money as the ultimate adoration ?
No, since human self-control comes from knowing how to be a beautiful realization
So what is it to be a beautiful realization ?
It is an adaptation that not only comes from big money but from creativity and creation
And notice that the beautiful creativity does not only comes from science and technology and such divination
Since notice how creativity of my poems and poems of Love are not just automation
But they are also like the right human sensibility of my beautiful intellectual elevation"


So notice in my poem above how i am saying in my poem the following:

"Since is self-control coming just from a brain internal situation ?
No, since we have also to define what is "success" that causes "admiration"
So is success only having big money as the ultimate adoration ?
No, since human self-control comes from knowing how to be a beautiful realization"

So my poem above is like philosophy, since i am a philosopher, so notice how my poem above says that self-control doesn't come "just" from a brain internal situation like in "Buddhism ", since i think that Buddhism  is not right, since i am saying that self-control comes from a beautiful "realization", so now you have to be smart since my poem wants to say that there is two ways of measuring from where comes self-control and self-confidence, we can measure it like relatively or like absolutely, so it is by logical analogy like Absurdism of the french philosopher Albert Camus, since i think that Albert Camus was measuring it like absolutely by looking globally at our Universe including earth and the human living conditions and he was saying in his philosophy that human existence is absurd , but i am a philosopher that is not in accordance with Albert Camus, since the pleasure can be a powerful "drug" that makes us not be too preoccupied by absurdity of human existence, so this is why my above poem is smart, since this powerful drug can be a beautiful realization that has a much powerful weight of importance and that causes that we become self-confidence and self-control, so then i can ask the wich precedes , the self-confidence that comes from human nature and human genetics or from the human cultural side and such? i think i am a philosopher and i say that if you say that it comes from genetics so it is like a failure, since the measuring like absolutely of from where comes self-confidence and
self-control makes us understand that we need a kind of powerful drug
in form of pleasures of human life in form of a beautiful realization that can be in form of a beautiful creativity and beautiful creation as says it my poem above,  so then i think that the best way so that to become individual self-confidence and individual self-control is to be the beautiful creativity that makes the self-confidence and self-control, so you have to know how to be this beautiful creativity, since this beautiful creativity is also a powerful drug that that makes us not be too preoccupied by absurdity of human existence of the philosopher Albert Camus.

More of my philosophy about one of my poems about Love...

I think i am smart, and as you have just noticed i have just
invented quickly my following poem about Love, and i will
explain it more, so here is my new poem about Love and read below
my explanation of it:

"Love is "like" a paradox
Since we can Love by going out of the black box
Love is "like" a paradox
Since there is Love without understanding the jukebox
So is it like a mailbox ?
Since so that to understand the jukebox
You have to go outside the black box
But going outside the black box
Has the "tendency" to make you reason like the responsable Hawks
So Love is "like" a paradox
And do we have to be the sophisticated orthodox ?
So then what is it to be the sophisticated orthodox ?
I think it looks like the beautiful and smart movies of Alfred Hitchcock
Since look at me how i am like an autumnal beautiful equinox !
So what is the beautiful autumnal equinox ?
It is the beautiful "balance" that makes the "reliable" like the rocks"


So as you are noticing i am saying:

"Since so that to understand the jukebox
You have to go outside the black box
But going outside the black box
Has the "tendency" to make you reason like the respsonsable Hawks"

This "going outside the black box" is symbolically going from
darkness to lightness, and i mean by it the learning effectively
that permits us to understand the world, so when we learn effectively
it is like going from darkness that is the black box to lightness that is outside the black box that is also being in contact with the light of the Sun that permits us to see the things clearly.

And i am also saying in my above poem the following

"Since look at me how i am like an autumnal beautiful equinox !
So what is the beautiful autumnal equinox ?
It is the beautiful "balance" that makes the "reliable" like the rocks""

Since the autumnal beautiful equinox, is when the Earth is in beautiful "balance", evenly split between day and night, north and south, warm and cold. Equal day, equal night and it is also a beautiful period of the year.

Note also that i mean in my new poem above that responsable "hawks" are the ones that also believe in using force and violence to achieve something responsable and i mean by orthodox in my new poem above the beliefs, methods, or systems which are accepted or used by most people.


And here is my other just new beautiful poem..


Here is my new beautiful poem:


Is my beautiful celebration needing causation ?

So i will ask not without wisdom and education

What kind of causation needs my kind of civilization ?

So i will ask, what is it that needs our civilization ?

It is the human self-control so that to be in the right location

So i will ask is human "self-control" needing causation ?

Since is self-control coming just from a brain internal situation ?

No, since we have also to define what is "success" that causes "admiration"

So is success only having big money as the ultimate adoration ?

No, since human self-control comes from knowing how to be a beautiful realization

So what is it to be a beautiful realization ?

It is an adaptation that not only comes from big money but from creativity and creation

And notice that the beautiful creativity does not only comes from science and technology and such divination

Since notice how creativity of my poems and poems of Love are not just automation

But they are also like the right human sensibility of my beautiful intellectual elevation


Thank you,
Amine Moulay Ramdane.

---

Here is my new poem of Love..


I think i am also an artist that can invent poems of Love quickly,
and i look like my poems of Love, so read them below, and i am a gentleman type of person, so i invite you to read my new poem of Love below that i have just invented quickly, and i invite you to read all poems of Love below listening at the same time at the following song:

Marc Anthony - Flor Pálida

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VmoZrxXbmg


Note that in my poem of Love below the "mi amor" in spanish means in english: "My Love"


Here is my new poem of Love:


Love is i want to be forever with you mi amor !

Since my Love is not the war but it is a beautiful ardor !

Love is i want to be forever with you mi amor !

Since it is my beautiful heart that is big as a dinosaur

Love is i want to be forever with you mi amor !

And is my beautiful heart a beautiful Singapore or San Salvador ?

No, since look how my poems of Love are also like the diplomatic corps

Love is i want to be forever with you mi amor !

And are my poems of Love the Ecuador or a folklore ?

No, since look how my poems of Love are like the beautiful mentor

Love is i want to be forever with you mi amor !

Since my beautiful heart is coming to you like a beautiful conquistador !



Thank you,
Amine Moulay Ramdane.

---

Here is my just new poem that i have just invented quickly..

I invite you to listen to the following music of Jean-Michel Jarre
by reading my just new poem below, and notice that this beautiful music of Jean-Michel Jarre is called  "équinoxe", and équinoxe in french means equinox in english, and notice how i am saying in my following new poem
that i am like an "autumnal beautiful equinox", so here is the music
of Jean-Michel Jarre:

Jean-Michel Jarre - Equinoxe, Pt. 5 (Official Music Video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXBuEcue9tE

Note also that i mean in my new poem below that responsable "hawks" are the ones that also believe in using force and violence to achieve something responsable and i mean by orthodox in my new poem below the beliefs, methods, or systems which are accepted or used by most people.

Here is my new poem:


Love is "like" a paradox

Since we can Love by going out of the black box

Love is "like" a paradox

Since there is Love without understanding the jukebox

So is it like a mailbox ?

Since so that to understand the jukebox

You have to go outside the black box

But going outside the black box

Has the "tendency" to make you reason like the responsable Hawks

So Love is "like" a paradox

And do we have to be the sophisticated orthodox ?

So then what is it to be the sophisticated orthodox ?

I think it looks like the beautiful and smart movies of Alfred Hitchcock

Since look at me how i am like an autumnal beautiful equinox !

So what is the beautiful autumnal equinox ?

It is the beautiful "balance" that makes the "reliable" like the rocks


Thank you,
Amine Moulay Ramdane.

-- 

Here is my other just new proverb..

As you are noticing i have just invented a proverb, read it below,
and here is my just new other proverb that looks like my proverb below:

"Dignity also comes from the fact that you have in your relations
with humans to know how to abstract the bad things, since when you are
too realistic you risk to render human life ugly, so if for example we talk too much about the bad things such as violence etc. of Africa or such, we Risk to render our human lives too much violent and/or ugly, so you have to know how to minimize at best those bad things or bad talking etc. so that to make our world a much more beautiful world."

So this new proverb of mine is by logical analogy like my below smart proverb about poetry of Love:

Here is my new proverb..

I think i am also a philosopher and i think i am also an artist that invent poems of Love, and i can also invent quickly proverbs, and i have invented many proverbs that i have posted here, so here is my new proverb about poetry of Love:

"A poem of Love can be so beautiful if it abstracts well Love with
a kind of innocence, since i think that a poem of Love that is too realistic is not so beautiful."

So if you understand my above proverb you will understand why i have
just invented a beautiful poem of Love that i think abstracts Love with
a kind of innocence, so here it is and read it again carefully:

I invite you to listen to the following beautiful song
reading at the same time my new poem of Love below that i have
just written and my other poems of Love below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lokgm749EwE


Here is my new poem of Love:


My baby, my time beautifully goes

As i am walking with my beautiful shoes

My baby, my time beautifully goes

Since it is to you that i am playing my blues

My baby, my time beautifully goes

Since my blues is i am coming to you with my poem's beautiful views

My baby, my time beautifully goes

Since it is you that i want to choose

My baby, my time beautifully goes

Since notice how my poem's words are not at all the abuse

My baby, my time beautifully goes

Since my heart is not here to confuse but it wants to beautifully diffuse

My baby, my time beautifully goes

Since i am also with my poem of Love making the beautiful tattoos

So I am offering you my beautiful heart with a so beautiful blues

Since you are the beautiful one that i want to forever choose

I am offering you my beautiful heart with a so beautiful blues

Since my Love for you is like a beautiful ocean trip that we call a "cruise"

I am offering you my beautiful heart with a so beautiful blues

Since our Love is like the so beautiful breakthroughs and not of the gurus

I am offering you my beautiful heart with a so beautiful blues

So as you notice i am not of the bamboos or of the kangaroos

But my so beautiful Love is coming to you with the beautiful news !

I am offering you my beautiful heart with a so beautiful blues

But my so beautiful Love for you is not of the taboos !

So is my beautiful Love needing anymore interviews ?

No, since I am offering you my beautiful heart with a so beautiful blues !


Thank you,
Amine Moulay Ramdane.

-- 

And you can read carefully here all my beautiful poems of of Love that i
have invented quickly so that to notice how i am doing it:

https://groups.google.com/g/alt.culture.morocco/c/qte9bCZiOiw



Thank you,
Amine Moulay Ramdane.

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#7258

9 Things That Should Never Go In Your Butt

Once people get over the initial difficulties of having anal sex — the tightness, the need for artificial lubrication, and the desire for cleanliness — they sometimes believe that the gates are open, and the butt will happily and healthily accept basically anything. Not so!

“The anal area is home to the trillions of bacteria that are found in the colon,” OB-GYN Dr. Felice Gersh, M.D., tells Bustle. “Many of these bacteria can cause infections when inoculated into other sites.”

The anal area isn't like the vagina; while you do have an internal bacterial balance in the colon and rectum, your butthole doesn't often deal with disturbances to this flora that come from outside. The skin around your rectum is super delicate and subject to inflammation, and can't be regarded as some rough-and-tumble John Wayne of orifices. You've got to treat it right, in all arenas of your life — sexually, medically, and recreationally.

Here are nine substances and objects never to put in or near your butt, to make sure you keep your backdoor safe and happy.

1. A Colonic
Getting a colonic involves flushing the colon through the butt with warm water, with the implication being that doing so can clean out excess waste, help you lose weight, or give you a “glow.” These purported benefits, however, have been roundly debunked. It's an unnecessary procedure that may clean out useful bacterial flora in the colon, and exposes you to risks like perforated bowels and infections from improperly cleaned colonic tubes. It’s not considered safe to have your colon flushed, per experts at Cedars-Sinai Hospital; it should only be done under extreme medical circumstances in emergencies. (Colonics are distinct from enemas, which just flush out the lower bowel through an injection of fluid or gas, and are thought to be much safer. So, it is safe to put water up your bum — to a degree.)


2. Any Sex Toy Not Specifically Designed For Use In Butts
A vibrator is a vibrator is a vibrator, right? Well, not really. Dildos, vibes, and other sex toys are great fun, but most are designed with specific orifices in mind, and are not intended to be multi-purpose. Some toys are intended for use in both vaginas and anuses, but they'll tell you so.

“Only use toys designed for butt play in your butt,” sex educator and owner of feminist sex shop Early to Bed Searah Deysach previously told Bustle. Why? Because toys without a flanged base — meaning they’re flared at the bottom — can get lost and become hard to remove.

Massaging the prostate is not the same as finding the G-spot, and so a tool designed to do one will not easily do the other. If you intend to do some anal play with toys, invest in a specifically-designed anal vibrator, plug, or beads.

3. Food
Putting food you’re planning to eat into the butt, or anywhere near it, is a surefire way to cause issues, Dr. Gersh says. This includes carrots, cucumbers, and anything else that looks roughly phallic. “Contamination of food this way can cause illness,” she says. Even if you’re not planning to eat it, food items can carry their own bacteria, even after washing; worse still, organic matter can easily break apart. Cucumber anal might be a category in someone’s private video collection, but it’s not something to try at home.

4. In Fact, Any Non-Sex-Toy Object Used As A Sex Toy
It can be very, very tempting to look into the cupboard, fridge, or wherever else to find a DIY anal toy. Every medical student who has ever done a stint in the ER has a story about a non-toy object that was inserted into the anus and then, for some reason or another, was not able to be removed. Toys for anal play are on the market for a reason; they're designed to get pleasure and not get stuck or lost in there, Deysach told Bustle.


5. Anything That Will Then Be Put In The Vagina
Anybody who has ever had a UTI has this information seared into their brain. Making "truffle butter," as made famous by the Nicki Minaj song, risks infection. Any movement from the butthole to the genitals without a thorough cleaning in between — and this applies to fingers, toys, or anything else — transfers bacteria from fecal matter between your butt and vagina. This is a recipe for a UTI or worse. Switch condoms before switching orifices, sexologist Dr. Laura Deitsch previously told Bustle.

6. Rubbing Alcohol, Or Anything Else Astringent
Anal tissue is pretty sensitive stuff, as anyone who has ever experienced a hemorrhoid will understand. Using anything like disinfectant or rubbing alcohol on your booty is likely to irritate the delicate tissue and cause problems like sensitivity, itching, burning, or other nasties, according to Health Direct. Cleaning up your bum area, especially before sex, may feel like good preparation for anal or other explorations, but astringents may cause irritation. Regular old soap and water will do just fine.

7. Scented Baby Wipes, Or Other Scented Products
Though non-scented wipes are often recommended to clean up after anal sex, scented baby wipes are known to be a potential cause of irritant contact dermatitis, according to a 2014 study published in Pediatrics. Some people may experience irritation or other problems if they use not just scented baby wipes, but scented soaps, shower gels, or even some kinds of dyed toilet paper on their butts, as their skin may be sensitive to chemicals. Scents of any kind can cause contact dermatitis, which means irritated skin, around your intimate bits, dermatologist Dr. Kally Papantoniou, M.D., FAAD, previously told Bustle.

8. Any Body Parts Without Protection
You should keep your lips, your eyes and your tongue away from anybody’s butt without protection, Dr. Gersh says. Otherwise, you risk spreading bacteria and giving yourself an infection. Keep a supply of gloves and dental dams along with your condoms in order to maximize protection.

9. Alcohol Of Any Kind
Introducing alcohol into the rectum for the purposes of getting drunk — butt-chugging, by another name — will technically achieve its intended purpose, because the alcohol will be absorbed into the bloodstream, but it's also extremely dangerous. Alcohol enemas bypass one of the body's safety mechanisms for reducing alcohol’s toxicity: the enzyme alcohol dehydrogenase, which breaks down ethanol in the stomach and liver, Benjamin Voight, Ph.D., an associate professor at the University of Pennsylvania's Perelman School of Medicine, previously told Bustle. Alcohol enemas appear to be restricted to rare incidents, but regular old shots are a far safer way to get drunk. (In moderation, of course.)

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