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M$ Excel Supreme Stupidity

Started byFarley Flud <fsquared@fsquared.linux>
First post2025-01-17 15:08 +0000
Last post2025-01-20 16:37 -0500
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  M$ Excel Supreme Stupidity Farley Flud <fsquared@fsquared.linux> - 2025-01-17 15:08 +0000
    Re: M$ Excel Supreme Stupidity Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> - 2025-01-17 11:39 -0500
      Re: M$ Excel Supreme Stupidity Farley Flud <fsquared@fsquared.linux> - 2025-01-17 17:20 +0000
      Re: M$ Excel Supreme Stupidity -hh <recscuba_google@huntzinger.com> - 2025-01-17 15:55 -0500
        Re: M$ Excel Supreme Stupidity Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> - 2025-01-17 22:05 +0000
    Re: MS Excel Working As Designed (was: M$ Excel Supreme Stupidity) Tyrone <none@none.none> - 2025-01-17 21:46 +0000
      Re: MS Excel Working As Designed (was: M$ Excel Supreme Stupidity) Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> - 2025-01-17 22:49 +0000
      Re: MS Excel Working As Designed (was: M$ Excel Supreme Stupidity) Lawrence D'Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2025-01-17 23:08 +0000
        Re: MS Excel Working As Designed DFS <guhnoo-basher@linux.advocaca> - 2025-01-17 18:35 -0500
        Re: MS Excel Working As Designed Tyrone <none@none.none> - 2025-01-17 23:37 +0000
          Re: MS Excel Working As Designed Lawrence D'Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2025-01-17 23:52 +0000
            Re: MS Excel Working As Designed Tyrone <none@none.none> - 2025-01-18 01:00 +0000
              Re: MS Excel Working As Designed Lawrence D'Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2025-01-18 02:19 +0000
              Re: MS Excel Working As Designed Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> - 2025-01-18 09:27 +0000
                Re: MS Excel Working As Designed Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> - 2025-01-18 10:04 +0000
                  Re: MS Excel Working As Designed Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-01-18 19:45 -0600
                Re: MS Excel Working As Designed Joel <joelcrump@gmail.com> - 2025-01-18 17:20 -0500
                  Re: MS Excel Working As Designed Stéphane CARPENTIER <sc@fiat-linux.fr> - 2025-01-18 23:21 +0000
              Re: MS Excel Working As Designed Farley Flud <fflud@gnu.rocks> - 2025-01-18 18:04 +0000
          Re: MS Excel Working As Designed Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> - 2025-01-18 00:05 +0000
            Re: MS Excel Working As Designed Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-01-18 13:38 -0600
              Re: MS Excel Working As Designed DFS <guhnoo-basher@linux.advocaca> - 2025-01-18 16:03 -0500
                Re: MS Excel Working As Designed Lawrence D'Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2025-01-19 00:52 +0000
          Re: MS Excel Working As Designed -hh <recscuba_google@huntzinger.com> - 2025-01-17 21:57 -0500
            Re: MS Excel Working As Designed Tyrone <none@none.none> - 2025-01-18 04:34 +0000
              Re: MS Excel Working As Designed Lawrence D'Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2025-01-18 06:50 +0000
                Re: MS Excel Working As Designed Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> - 2025-01-18 10:58 +0000
                  Re: MS Excel Working As Designed Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-01-18 14:01 -0600
                    Re: MS Excel Working As Designed Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> - 2025-01-18 21:02 +0000
                      Re: MS Excel Working As Designed Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-01-18 16:05 -0600
                        Re: MS Excel Working As Designed Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-01-18 16:27 -0600
                        Re: MS Excel Working As Designed Tyrone <none@none.none> - 2025-01-19 00:19 +0000
                          Re: MS Excel Working As Designed Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-01-18 18:34 -0600
                          Re: MS Excel Working As Designed CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> - 2025-01-18 21:12 -0500
                          Re: MS Excel Working As Designed rbowman <bowman@montana.com> - 2025-01-19 04:35 +0000
                            Re: MS Excel Working As Designed CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> - 2025-01-19 05:58 -0500
                              Re: MS Excel Working As Designed chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2025-01-19 11:02 -0600
                                Re: MS Excel Working As Designed CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> - 2025-01-19 12:18 -0500
                              Re: MS Excel Working As Designed rbowman <bowman@montana.com> - 2025-01-19 19:32 +0000
                                Re: MS Excel Working As Designed CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> - 2025-01-19 14:37 -0500
                                  Re: MS Excel Working As Designed rbowman <bowman@montana.com> - 2025-01-20 01:48 +0000
                      Re: MS Excel Working As Designed Stéphane CARPENTIER <sc@fiat-linux.fr> - 2025-01-18 23:16 +0000
                  Re: MS Excel Working As Designed Joel <joelcrump@gmail.com> - 2025-01-18 16:33 -0500
              Re: MS Excel Working As Designed -hh <recscuba_google@huntzinger.com> - 2025-01-18 13:57 -0500
    Re: M$ Excel Supreme Stupidity DFS <guhnoo-basher@linux.advocaca> - 2025-01-17 18:31 -0500
    Re: M$ Excel Supreme Stupidity Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> - 2025-01-18 09:39 +0000
      Re: M$ Excel Supreme Stupidity Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-01-18 20:00 -0600
        Re: PhysFatFuck's Supreme Delusion DFS <guhnoo-basher@linux.advocaca> - 2025-01-20 16:37 -0500

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#684349 — Re: MS Excel Working As Designed

Fromrbowman <bowman@montana.com>
Date2025-01-20 01:48 +0000
SubjectRe: MS Excel Working As Designed
Message-ID<lv5ob6Fb777U1@mid.individual.net>
In reply to#684343
On Sun, 19 Jan 2025 14:37:58 -0500, CrudeSausage wrote:

> On 1/19/25 2:32 PM, rbowman wrote:
>> On Sun, 19 Jan 2025 05:58:00 -0500, CrudeSausage wrote:
>> 
>>> I remember those days. I don't recall Windows having anything built-in
>>> to let you connect to the Internet. You could connect to a BBS using
>>> HyperTerminal, I believe, but that's about it. Unless the Internet
>>> service allowed you shell access, there was nothing there for you.
>> 
>> Back when the MSDN subscription included a book of DVDs for all flavors
>> of Windows I upgraded to Windows for Workgroups 3.11. The machine
>> itself was interesting.
>> 
>> https://www.computinghistory.org.uk/det/22981/Compaq-Concerto-2840A/
>> 
>> I don't think it was in production for more than a year. The world
>> wasn't ready for it. My neighbor worked in a computer store and said
>> "You've got to see what we just got in." iirc I forked over $1500 and
>> took it with me.
> 
> Which would be something like $3,000 in today's money. It looks pretty
> nice, but I imagine that display didn't last long.

I didn't have a problem with the display. I wonder if it will still boot? 

Considering the $1800 Osborne 1 CP/M 'portable' would be $5800 today it 
was a steal. Eveb relative to the laptops of the day it wasn't expensive. 
The IBM Thinkpads came out around that time and were pricier. 

A desktop would have been cheaper but my day job for part of the year was 
driving a truck. I'd take the winters off and go to southern AZ where I 
had a minimal solar setup so power was a consideration. The Pen Computing 
did work but I didn't use it often. 

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#684304 — Re: MS Excel Working As Designed

FromStéphane CARPENTIER <sc@fiat-linux.fr>
Date2025-01-18 23:16 +0000
SubjectRe: MS Excel Working As Designed
Message-ID<678c3635$0$12913$426a74cc@news.free.fr>
In reply to#684290
Le 18-01-2025, Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> a écrit :
>
> the superior Lotus 123

You never used it. It's obvious. As always you speak about what you
don't know. At work, they tried for three years to install it. And I was
happy they didn't manage to do it. Because if Microsoft products are
shit, Lotus Note managed to be worst. And it's not a little statement.

-- 
Si vous avez du temps à perdre :
https://scarpet42.gitlab.io

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#684295 — Re: MS Excel Working As Designed

FromJoel <joelcrump@gmail.com>
Date2025-01-18 16:33 -0500
SubjectRe: MS Excel Working As Designed
Message-ID<dg7ooj9oegc917c08o8ceqni8siulch2sh@4ax.com>
In reply to#684271
Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> wrote:
>On Sat, 18 Jan 2025 06:50:53 -0000 (UTC), Lawrence D'Oliveiro wrote:
>> On Sat, 18 Jan 2025 04:34:43 +0000, Tyrone wrote:
>> 
>>> Even in 1979, correctly handling dates in 1900 was not a priority.
>> 
>> Then why allow them at all?
>> 
>> The Macintosh OS calendar only went as far back as 1904. This quite neatly 
>> -- and elegantly -- solved the problem.
>
>If nothing else, this case illustrates that with Microsoft, as with all
>commercial software, talented programmers are not making the design decisions.
>Rather it is the MBAs who seek to maximize sales that are in charge.  The end
>result, over time, is software that is tailored to the lowest common denominator
>(i.e. junk).


Amazing how he got schooled so hard and is still brazenly ranting.

-- 
Joel W. Crump

Amendment XIV
Section 1.

[...] No state shall make or enforce any law which shall
abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the
United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of
life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;
nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal
protection of the laws.

Dobbs rewrites this, it is invalid precedent.  States are
liable for denying needed abortions, e.g. TX.

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#684283 — Re: MS Excel Working As Designed

From-hh <recscuba_google@huntzinger.com>
Date2025-01-18 13:57 -0500
SubjectRe: MS Excel Working As Designed
Message-ID<vmgtjf$122ro$1@dont-email.me>
In reply to#684264
On 1/17/25 11:34 PM, Tyrone wrote:
> On Jan 17, 2025 at 9:57:41 PM EST, "-hh" wrote:
> 
>> Makes sense, even before contemplating if their original choice was
>> motivated because of how limited memory/storage/etc was in that era, or
>> just a lack of sophistication on leap year rules ... or both, since it
>> was decades prior to Y2K awareness.
> 
> VisiCalc required only 32K in the Apple II. 32K. Which meant that the DOS,
> Visicalc and your spreadsheet had to fit in 32K.

Yup, what I was alluding to.  I do recall reading a Apple ][ reference 
book in that era where it had described the boot-up process .. IIRC, it 
was something like that Apple DOS actually consisted of 3 DOS's due to 
hardware limitations.  The first one was that the ROMs were so small 
that the floppy drive was only smart enough to read one track on the 
disk, so the first DOS was instructions to read more of the floppy disk.

The second part did something more (I forget the description), and the 
third part was the actual 'full' DOS for operating the whole system.

> Even in 1979, correctly handling dates in 1900 was not a priority. No one is
> going to go over and above to handle all scenarios with 32K to work with.

True, back in that era, the concept of working extensively with dates 
(especially backdating) was probably well beyond the originally intended 
scope of VisiCalc.
I can recall seeing an Apple ][ with VisiCalc in our office in this 
pre-IBM PC era ... IIRC, for navigating between cells, thumbing the 
space bar changed the arrows keys from <left/right> to <up/down>.

-hh

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#684244

FromDFS <guhnoo-basher@linux.advocaca>
Date2025-01-17 18:31 -0500
Message-ID<vmep8m$9dff$1@dont-email.me>
In reply to#684212
On 1/17/2025 10:08 AM, Lameass Larry Piet wrote:

> The year 1900 is not a leap year!
> 
> I'm seeing this right in front of me right now and I am using
> the very latest version of Microcrap Excel.


Ignorant GuhNoo twat.

As Tyrone pointed out, it was done intentionally (for compatibility with 
Lotus 1-2-3).


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#684269

FromFarley Flud <ff@linux.rocks>
Date2025-01-18 09:39 +0000
Message-ID<pan$f1f25$e0bf7534$c5118468$5c2423c@linux.rocks>
In reply to#684212
Microslop is selling cars.
---------------------------------------

Microslop Dealer: Check out our new model.

Buyer: The fucking door won't open.

Microslop Dealer: We know.  You have to enter through the
passenger door and then crawl over to the driver's seat.

Buyer: Why don't you just fucking fix it.

Microslop Dealer: We can't.  It would break a lot of other
things.

Buyer: How much?

Microslop Dealer: Oh, it's not really for sale.  We expect
you to rent in perpetuity.


Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!




-- 
Systemd: solving all the problems that you never knew you had.

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#684319

FromPhysfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com>
Date2025-01-18 20:00 -0600
Message-ID<vmhmb4$13eic$11@dont-email.me>
In reply to#684269
On 1/18/25 3:39 AM, Farley Flud wrote:
> Microslop is selling cars.
> ---------------------------------------
> 
> Microslop Dealer: Check out our new model.
> 
> Buyer: The fucking door won't open.
> 
> Microslop Dealer: We know.  You have to enter through the
> passenger door and then crawl over to the driver's seat.
> 
> Buyer: Why don't you just fucking fix it.
> 
> Microslop Dealer: We can't.  It would break a lot of other
> things.
> 
> Buyer: How much?
> 
> Microslop Dealer: Oh, it's not really for sale.  We expect
> you to rent in perpetuity.
> 
> 
> Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
> 
> 
> 
> 


:-)

MS:      Check out our new Windows upgrade.

Physfit: Do you have the money?

MS:      I don't need to have the money. You do.

Physfit: No, you do. Believe me.

MS:      I don't understand.

Physfit: You motherfucker do.

MS:      Hey! Watch your mouth sir.

Physfit: I want my money. Better hurry up too. My time is expensive.

MS:      Are you crazy or something?

Physfit: Are you like "DFS" or some other dunce?

MS:      Hey, you don't want it obviously. So if you don't mind...

Physfit: I do mind. Show me the money you owe this far.

MS:      And how much money would THAT be??

Physfit: ($2000/second) times 42 secs so far.

MS:      Ok. Never mind. If you're not going away, I sure am!

Physfit: Bye motherfucker. When you come back, don't forget to bring the 
money with you. $112000.


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#684389 — Re: PhysFatFuck's Supreme Delusion

FromDFS <guhnoo-basher@linux.advocaca>
Date2025-01-20 16:37 -0500
SubjectRe: PhysFatFuck's Supreme Delusion
Message-ID<vmmfn1$3et6v$4@dont-email.me>
In reply to#684319
On 1/18/2025 9:00 PM, SandChimp wrote:


> My time is expensive.


Hilarious!  That's the funniest thing you've said in your entire life.

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