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  GNU/Linux Challenge: Enhance This Murder Audio Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> - 2025-08-20 12:35 +0000
    Snuff-audio Challenge: Enhance This Murder Audio Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> - 2025-08-20 12:40 -0400
    Re: GNU/Linux Challenge: Enhance This Murder Audio Farley Flud <fsquared@fsquared.linux> - 2025-08-21 11:48 +0000
      Re: GNU/Linux Challenge: Enhance This Murder Audio vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2025-08-21 17:44 +0000
        Re: GNU/Linux Challenge: Enhance This Murder Audio Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> - 2025-08-21 20:54 +0000
      Re: GNU/Linux Challenge: Enhance This Murder Audio Stéphane CARPENTIER <sc@fiat-linux.fr> - 2025-08-23 09:50 +0000
    Re: GNU/Linux Challenge: Enhance This Murder Audio vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2025-08-22 21:23 +0000
    Re: GNU/Linux Challenge: Enhance This Murder Audio Farley Flud <fflud@gnu.rocks> - 2025-08-23 13:31 +0000
      Re: GNU/Linux Challenge: Enhance This Murder Audio Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> - 2025-08-24 09:05 -0400
        Re: GNU/Linux Challenge: Enhance This Murder Audio vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2025-08-25 03:48 +0000

#695313 — GNU/Linux Challenge: Enhance This Murder Audio

The Idaho Four Murders camera footage has been released.  Gray Hughes,
of Youtube, has released the unedited footage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39MJwDFV5PQ

The problem is that the audio is shit.  Even though he claims to have
"enhanced" the sound, the audio is still pure shit.

There is a critical segment, where one of the victims exclaims "Oh my God!"
before she is brutally killed.  Afterward there follows a "thud" where
her body falls to the floor.

The challenge is to enhance these two segments, the OMG! and the thud,
using the fantastic and unparalleled GNU/Linux tools.

I have already done so.  Now let's see YOU do it.

If your results are better than mine (ha, ha!) then you will win
a BIG PRIZE.  But you won't.

C'mon, deadbeats.  Shut your fat, useless mouths and actually do something.


-- 
Gentoo: the only road to GNU/Linux perfection.

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#695327 — Snuff-audio Challenge: Enhance This Murder Audio

Farley Flud wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

> The Idaho Four Murders camera footage has been released.  Gray Hughes,
> of Youtube, has released the unedited footage:
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39MJwDFV5PQ
>
> The problem is that the audio is shit.  Even though he claims to have
> "enhanced" the sound, the audio is still pure shit.
>
> There is a critical segment, where one of the victims exclaims "Oh my God!"
> before she is brutally killed.  Afterward there follows a "thud" where
> her body falls to the floor.
>
> The challenge is to enhance these two segments, the OMG! and the thud,
> using the fantastic and unparalleled GNU/Linux tools.
>
> I have already done so.  Now let's see YOU do it.
>
> If your results are better than mine (ha, ha!) then you will win
> a BIG PRIZE.  But you won't.
>
> C'mon, deadbeats.  Shut your fat, useless mouths and actually do something.

No thanks. Not a big fan of snuff media.

What is "hardawe"?

-- 
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading
sex manuals without the software.
		-- Arthur C Clarke

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#695458

On Wed, 20 Aug 2025 12:35:37 +0000, Farley Flud wrote:

> 
> The challenge is to enhance these two segments, the OMG! and the thud,
> using the fantastic and unparalleled GNU/Linux tools.
> 

Well, well, well, well.  No one has yet responded to my stimulating challenge.

That's about par for this dump.  All of these GNU/Linux "advocates" can't
do a fucking thing with GNU/Linux.

They all probably could not find a "button" or icon in their GNOME/KDE
that said: "Enhance Audio."

The motto of these COLA deadbeats is: "No Buttee, No Doee."

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!


-- 
Hail Linux!  Hail FOSS!  Hail Stallman!

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#695482

On Thu, 21 Aug 2025 11:48:34 +0000, Farley Flud <fsquared@fsquared.linux>
wrote in <185dc5cd39595560$26472$1507389$802601b3@news.usenetexpress.com>:

> On Wed, 20 Aug 2025 12:35:37 +0000, Farley Flud wrote:
> 
> 
>> The challenge is to enhance these two segments, the OMG! and the thud,
>> using the fantastic and unparalleled GNU/Linux tools.
>> 
>> 
> Well, well, well, well.  No one has yet responded to my stimulating
> challenge.

There was a challenge?

I thought you were looking for someone to do your homework.


> That's about par for this dump.

If you leave, it won't be as much of a "dump", as you say.

> All of these GNU/Linux "advocates" can't do a fucking
> thing with GNU/Linux.

Saying it doesn't make it so.

BTW, there's a name for people who say untruths with great
abandon.  I'll think of it in a minute.

> They all probably could not find a "button" or icon in their GNOME/KDE
> that said: "Enhance Audio."

I found it:

   https://ibb.co/9HKJgVdH

> The motto of these COLA deadbeats is: "No Buttee, No Doee."

IDK what that means, but it's probably part of untruths you've
added to your dossier.

> Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Glad you're laughing.

Analysis:

   https://ibb.co/KgY15sc

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#695514

On 21 Aug 2025 17:44:50 GMT, vallor wrote:

> 
> There was a challenge?
> 
> I thought you were looking for someone to do your homework.
> 

Translation:

I took one look at the challenge and I said: "Shit!  There's
no fucking way I can do that.  I am a digital idiot."

But I needed to save face and so I turned the whole thing
around into a failed homework problem.

On this dump, who would ever notice?

End of translation.

Well, I certainly notice and this digital phony will
never live it down.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!



-- 
Gentoo: the only road to GNU/Linux perfection.

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#695695

Le 21-08-2025, Farley Flud <fsquared@fsquared.linux> a écrit :
>
> They all probably could not find a "button" or icon in their GNOME/KDE

Don't be too harsh on Gnome: without them you couldn't come here. They
provide you pan, you should thank them for that.

-- 
Si vous avez du temps à perdre :
https://scarpet42.gitlab.io

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#695671

On Wed, 20 Aug 2025 12:35:37 +0000, Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> wrote in
<pan$436ac$77260076$7389865e$3ef5ab7e@linux.rocks>:

> The Idaho Four Murders camera footage has been released.  Gray Hughes,
> of Youtube, has released the unedited footage:
> 
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39MJwDFV5PQ
> 
> The problem is that the audio is shit.  Even though he claims to have
> "enhanced" the sound, the audio is still pure shit.
> 
> There is a critical segment, where one of the victims exclaims "Oh my
> God!"
> before she is brutally killed.  Afterward there follows a "thud" where
> her body falls to the floor.
> 
> The challenge is to enhance these two segments, the OMG! and the thud,
> using the fantastic and unparalleled GNU/Linux tools.
> 
> I have already done so.  Now let's see YOU do it.
> 
> If your results are better than mine (ha, ha!) then you will win a BIG
> PRIZE.  But you won't.
> 
> C'mon, deadbeats.  Shut your fat, useless mouths and actually do
> something.

If you're trying to promote your new newsgroup, why did
you set FU2 to cola?

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#695699

On Wed, 20 Aug 2025 12:35:37 +0000, Farley Flud wrote:

> 
> The challenge is to enhance these two segments, the OMG! and the thud,
> using the fantastic and unparalleled GNU/Linux tools.
> 

Ha, ha, ha!  None of the dumb-fucks on this dump got it.  How pathetic!

Let now the GNU/Linux guru (that's me) show how it's done.

I have posted a short WAV format audio file here:

https://ufile.io/37lvzuca

This is a clip from the actual surveillance video of the murder
scene.  The camera that recorded the surveillance is located
approx. 50 feet away from the house in which the murders occurred.
Although the camera cannot see into the house, it can record the
arrival and departure of the killer's vehicle and can also capture
audio from the local area.

The time of this audio clip is during the end of the killer's
stay at the house.  The killer entered at 4:10 am and departed
at 4:18 am.  the time of this audio clip is about 4:16 am.

There is no doubt that the clip contains a distressed female voice
exclaiming: "Oh my God!"  But what follows immediately after is
debatable.

Some claim that afterwards there is a scream: "Help us!"

I don't agree.

The low tone of voice of the OMG does not match the following high pitched
noise -- and that's all it is: noise.  It is not a human voice.

So what do you think?

Play the clip on your cheap distro box and report what you hear.

Note that the available audio on YouTube was given in AAC format,
which is a compressed format.  To process, I had to convert to WAV
and I kept it in WAV to avoid further compression losses.

You can also say: "Thank you for you fantastic work."


-- 
Gentoo: the royal road to GNU/Linux perfection.

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#695766

Farley Flud wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

> On Wed, 20 Aug 2025 12:35:37 +0000, Farley Flud wrote:
>
>> 
>> The challenge is to enhance these two segments, the OMG! and the thud,
>> using the fantastic and unparalleled GNU/Linux tools.
>> 
>
> Ha, ha, ha!  None of the dumb-fucks on this dump got it.  How pathetic!

   凸( •̀_•́ )凸

Does Farley pass this test?:

-- 
The meta-Turing test counts a thing as intelligent if it seeks to
devise and apply Turing tests to objects of its own creation.
		-- Lew Mammel, Jr.

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#695889

On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 09:05:35 -0400, Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us>
wrote in <108f2mv$2q3je$5@dont-email.me>:

> Farley Flud wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:
> 
>> On Wed, 20 Aug 2025 12:35:37 +0000, Farley Flud wrote:
>>
>>
>>> The challenge is to enhance these two segments, the OMG! and the thud,
>>> using the fantastic and unparalleled GNU/Linux tools.
>>> 
>>> 
>> Ha, ha, ha!  None of the dumb-fucks on this dump got it.  How pathetic!
> 
>    凸( •̀_•́ )凸
> 
> Does Farley pass this test?:

I'm stealin' that!

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