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Please List Your Open Ports

Started byFarley Flud <ff@linux.rocks>
First post2025-03-16 15:19 +0000
Last post2025-03-17 19:28 +0000
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  Please List Your Open Ports Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> - 2025-03-16 15:19 +0000
    Re: Please List Your Open Ports Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-03-16 13:50 -0500
      Re: Please List Your Open Ports Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> - 2025-03-16 19:52 +0000
        Re: Please List Your Open Ports Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-03-16 17:38 -0500
          Re: Please List Your Open Ports Farley Flud <fsquared@fsquared.linux> - 2025-03-17 10:37 +0000
            Re: Please List Your Open Ports Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-03-17 13:28 -0500
              Re: Please List Your Open Ports Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-03-17 13:34 -0500
                Re: Please List Your Open Ports Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> - 2025-03-17 19:09 +0000
                  Re: Please List Your Open Ports Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-03-17 16:06 -0500
                    Re: Please List Your Open Ports Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> - 2025-03-17 21:38 +0000
                      Re: Please List Your Open Ports Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-03-17 16:55 -0500
                  Re: Please List Your Open Ports candycanearter07 <candycanearter07@candycanearter07.nomail.afraid> - 2025-03-27 20:00 +0000
                    Re: Please List Your Open Ports Joel <joelcrump@gmail.com> - 2025-03-27 16:13 -0400
                    Re: Please List Your Open Ports Stéphane CARPENTIER <sc@fiat-linux.fr> - 2025-03-30 13:49 +0000
                      Re: Please List Your Open Ports Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> - 2025-03-30 17:16 +0000
                        Re: Please List Your Open Ports Stéphane CARPENTIER <sc@fiat-linux.fr> - 2025-03-30 21:50 +0000
                      Re: Please List Your Open Ports candycanearter07 <candycanearter07@candycanearter07.nomail.afraid> - 2025-03-31 17:50 +0000
                        Re: Please List Your Open Ports Stéphane CARPENTIER <sc@fiat-linux.fr> - 2025-04-06 08:33 +0000
                          Re: Please List Your Open Ports Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> - 2025-04-06 09:40 -0400
    Re: Please List Your Open Ports Marc Haber <mh+usenetspam1118@zugschl.us> - 2025-03-16 19:54 +0100
      Re: Please List Your Open Ports Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> - 2025-03-16 19:48 +0000
    Re: Please List Your Open Ports Marco Moock <mm@dorfdsl.de> - 2025-03-17 17:16 +0100
      Re: Please List Your Open Ports Farley Flud <fsquared@fsquared.linux> - 2025-03-17 16:32 +0000
        Re: Please List Your Open Ports Stéphane CARPENTIER <sc@fiat-linux.fr> - 2025-03-21 21:42 +0000
          Re: Please List Your Open Ports Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> - 2025-03-22 10:48 +0000
            Re: Please List Your Open Ports Stéphane CARPENTIER <sc@fiat-linux.fr> - 2025-03-22 11:13 +0000
      Re: Please List Your Open Ports rbowman <bowman@montana.com> - 2025-03-17 20:45 +0000
      Re: Please List Your Open Ports Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> - 2025-03-17 21:11 +0000
      Re: Please List Your Open Ports Lawrence D'Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2025-03-18 05:31 +0000
        Re: Please List Your Open Ports Farley Flud <fsquared@fsquared.linux> - 2025-03-18 11:27 +0000
        Re: Please List Your Open Ports vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2025-03-18 23:31 +0000
          Re: Please List Your Open Ports Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> - 2025-03-19 15:10 +0000
            Re: Please List Your Open Ports vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2025-03-19 23:37 +0000
              Re: Please List Your Open Ports Andy Gerald <andy@yohoo.com> - 2025-03-20 02:30 -0400
                Re: Please List Your Open Ports vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2025-03-20 17:08 +0000
                  Re: Please List Your Open Ports Andy Gerald <andy@yohoo.com> - 2025-03-20 13:28 -0400
                    Re: Please List Your Open Ports vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2025-03-20 17:46 +0000
                      Re: Please List Your Open Ports Andy Gerald <andy@yohoo.com> - 2025-03-20 14:19 -0400
                        Re: Please List Your Open Ports vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2025-03-20 19:23 +0000
                          Re: Please List Your Open Ports Andy Gerald <andy@yohoo.com> - 2025-03-21 07:12 -0400
                            Re: Please List Your Open Ports Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> - 2025-03-21 19:11 +0000
                              Re: Please List Your Open Ports vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2025-03-21 19:39 +0000
                                Re: Please List Your Open Ports Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> - 2025-03-21 20:15 +0000
                                  Re: Please List Your Open Ports vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2025-03-21 21:13 +0000
                                    Re: Please List Your Open Ports Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> - 2025-03-21 21:29 +0000
                                      Re: Please List Your Open Ports vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2025-03-21 21:36 +0000
                              Re: Please List Your Open Ports Stéphane CARPENTIER <sc@fiat-linux.fr> - 2025-03-21 21:49 +0000
                              Re: Please List Your Open Ports Rudy Canoza <rc@jolly.invalid> - 2025-03-22 07:54 -0400
                                Re: Please List Your Open Ports Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> - 2025-03-22 12:09 +0000
                                Re: Please List Your Open Ports CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> - 2025-03-22 08:28 -0400
                                  Re: Please List Your Open Ports L Thorpe <lt666@sixsixsix.net> - 2025-03-22 14:09 +0000
                                    Re: Please List Your Open Ports Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-03-22 12:02 -0500
                  Re: Please List Your Open Ports candycanearter07 <candycanearter07@candycanearter07.nomail.afraid> - 2025-03-27 23:00 +0000
    Re: Please List Your Open Ports Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> - 2025-03-17 19:14 +0000
      Re: Please List Your Open Ports vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2025-03-17 19:28 +0000

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#687752

FromFarley Flud <ff@linux.rocks>
Date2025-03-21 19:11 +0000
Message-ID<pan$3fff2$a0149986$d0c45f14$40ac6be0@linux.rocks>
In reply to#687729
On Fri, 21 Mar 2025 07:12:15 -0400, Andy Gerald wrote:

> vallor wrote:
>> 
>> In that case: Please List Your Open Ports.  (I'm sure Feeb
>> won't use that info for anything nefarious, no way, not that guy.)
>> 
>  >
> 403.
>

Gentlemen, gentlemen.

Need I remind you that this is a forum for GNU/Linux discussion/adulation
and not a juvenile playground?

Do not pollute my wonderful thread with you preschool idiocy.


-- 
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#687754

Fromvallor <vallor@cultnix.org>
Date2025-03-21 19:39 +0000
Message-ID<m45tj6F8q85U2@mid.individual.net>
In reply to#687752
On Fri, 21 Mar 2025 19:11:42 +0000, Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> wrote in
<pan$3fff2$a0149986$d0c45f14$40ac6be0@linux.rocks>:

> On Fri, 21 Mar 2025 07:12:15 -0400, Andy Gerald wrote:
> 
>> vallor wrote:
>>> 
>>> In that case: Please List Your Open Ports.  (I'm sure Feeb won't use
>>> that info for anything nefarious, no way, not that guy.)
>>> 
>>> 
>> 403.
>>
>>
> Gentlemen, gentlemen.
> 
> Need I remind you that this is a forum for GNU/Linux
> discussion/adulation and not a juvenile playground?
> 
> Do not pollute my wonderful thread with you preschool idiocy.

Maybe it's not an HTTP code.

Maybe he's running a service on port 403.

Didja think of that, Hot Shot?

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#687759

FromFarley Flud <ff@linux.rocks>
Date2025-03-21 20:15 +0000
Message-ID<pan$1b36a$1dbc3920$2da1d9a4$813e7084@linux.rocks>
In reply to#687754
On 21 Mar 2025 19:39:18 GMT, vallor wrote:

> 
> Maybe it's not an HTTP code.
> 
> Maybe he's running a service on port 403.
> 

On GNU/Linux, the definitive list of services is contained
within the file /etc/services and "403" is not listed.

Unless the chuckle head is running his own custom service,
which is highly unlikely, then "403" indicates the usual
meaning.


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#687761

Fromvallor <vallor@cultnix.org>
Date2025-03-21 21:13 +0000
Message-ID<m4634gF8q85U3@mid.individual.net>
In reply to#687759
On Fri, 21 Mar 2025 20:15:53 +0000, Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> wrote in
<pan$1b36a$1dbc3920$2da1d9a4$813e7084@linux.rocks>:

> On 21 Mar 2025 19:39:18 GMT, vallor wrote:
> 
> 
>> Maybe it's not an HTTP code.
>> 
>> Maybe he's running a service on port 403.
>> 
>> 
> On GNU/Linux, the definitive list of services is contained within the
> file /etc/services and "403" is not listed.

NO!  Really?

> 
> Unless the chuckle head is running his own custom service,
> which is highly unlikely, then "403" indicates the usual meaning.

# ss -lupn | grep ':403 ' 
UNCONN 0      0                                 0.0.0.0:403        
0.0.0.0:*    users:(("Farley's_FUD",pid=26932,fd=3))                    

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#687762

FromFarley Flud <ff@linux.rocks>
Date2025-03-21 21:29 +0000
Message-ID<pan$68c7b$f6671d98$a4d3498e$f2c25d57@linux.rocks>
In reply to#687761
On 21 Mar 2025 21:13:52 GMT, vallor wrote:

> 
> NO!  Really?
> 

YES!  Really.


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#687763

Fromvallor <vallor@cultnix.org>
Date2025-03-21 21:36 +0000
Message-ID<m464fbF8q85U4@mid.individual.net>
In reply to#687762
On Fri, 21 Mar 2025 21:29:31 +0000, Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> wrote in
<pan$68c7b$f6671d98$a4d3498e$f2c25d57@linux.rocks>:

> On 21 Mar 2025 21:13:52 GMT, vallor wrote:
> 
> 
>> NO!  Really?
>> 
>> 
> YES!  Really.

$ sudo ./"Feeb can't detect sarcasm." 403

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#687765

FromStéphane CARPENTIER <sc@fiat-linux.fr>
Date2025-03-21 21:49 +0000
Message-ID<67dddefa$0$418$426a74cc@news.free.fr>
In reply to#687752
Le 21-03-2025, Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> a écrit :
> On Fri, 21 Mar 2025 07:12:15 -0400, Andy Gerald wrote:
>
>> vallor wrote:
>>> 
>>> In that case: Please List Your Open Ports.  (I'm sure Feeb
>>> won't use that info for anything nefarious, no way, not that guy.)
>>> 
>>  >
>> 403.
>>
>
> Gentlemen, gentlemen.

Here? Are you high on drugs?

> Need I remind you that this is a forum for GNU/Linux discussion/adulation
> and not a juvenile playground?

What are you doing here if it's real?

> Do not pollute my wonderful thread with you preschool idiocy.

They are cleansing, not polluting it.

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#687790

FromRudy Canoza <rc@jolly.invalid>
Date2025-03-22 07:54 -0400
Message-ID<182f1de578cb0d61$57762$735129$6cdd666a@news.thecubenet.com>
In reply to#687752
Farley Flud wrote:
> On Fri, 21 Mar 2025 07:12:15 -0400, Andy Gerald wrote:
> 
>> vallor wrote:
>>>
>>> In that case: Please List Your Open Ports.  (I'm sure Feeb
>>> won't use that info for anything nefarious, no way, not that guy.)
>>>
>>   >
>> 403.
>>
> 
> Gentlemen, gentlemen.
> 
> Need I remind you that this is a forum for GNU/Linux discussion/adulation
> and not a juvenile playground?
> 
> Do not pollute my wonderful thread with you preschool idiocy.
> 
> 
Unmoderated newsgroup, I'd suggest you fuck right off, assclown.

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#687791

FromFarley Flud <ff@linux.rocks>
Date2025-03-22 12:09 +0000
Message-ID<pan$2e6ea$19e817ff$7b768642$fa79ae75@linux.rocks>
In reply to#687790
On Sat, 22 Mar 2025 07:54:12 -0400, Rudy Canoza wrote:

>> 
> Unmoderated newsgroup, I'd suggest you fuck right off, assclown.
>

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Another Ubuntu lackey rears his ugly head.

I suggest that you use the Ubuntu AI assistant to help you
construct insults.  Your pathetic natural endowment needs
all the help that it can get.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!





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#687793

FromCrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge>
Date2025-03-22 08:28 -0400
Message-ID<S1yDP.42655$5e_1.27127@fx33.iad>
In reply to#687790
On 2025-03-22 7:54 a.m., Rudy Canoza wrote:
> Farley Flud wrote:
>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2025 07:12:15 -0400, Andy Gerald wrote:
>>
>>> vallor wrote:
>>>>
>>>> In that case: Please List Your Open Ports.  (I'm sure Feeb
>>>> won't use that info for anything nefarious, no way, not that guy.)
>>>>
>>>   >
>>> 403.
>>>
>>
>> Gentlemen, gentlemen.
>>
>> Need I remind you that this is a forum for GNU/Linux discussion/adulation
>> and not a juvenile playground?
>>
>> Do not pollute my wonderful thread with you preschool idiocy.
>>
>>
> Unmoderated newsgroup, I'd suggest you fuck right off, assclown.

+1

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God be with you,

CrudeSausage
John 14:6

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#687797

FromL Thorpe <lt666@sixsixsix.net>
Date2025-03-22 14:09 +0000
Message-ID<182f2540bbd01257$21663$647894$802601b3@news.usenetexpress.com>
In reply to#687793
On Sat, 22 Mar 2025 08:28:29 -0400, CrudeSausage wrote:

> 
> +1
>

The "Moldy Bologna" is showing off his mathematical skills.

His profound statement represents the pinnacle thereof.

In a few years (decades?) he will be able to complete
1 + 1 = 2. 

Let's send him off to the "International Mathematical Olympiad:"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Mathematical_Olympiad

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

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#687802

FromPhysfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com>
Date2025-03-22 12:02 -0500
Message-ID<vrmqer$cdge$1@dont-email.me>
In reply to#687797
On 3/22/25 9:09 AM, L Thorpe wrote:
> On Sat, 22 Mar 2025 08:28:29 -0400, CrudeSausage wrote:
> 
>>
>> +1
>>
> 
> The "Moldy Bologna" is showing off his mathematical skills.
> 
> His profound statement represents the pinnacle thereof.
> 
> In a few years (decades?) he will be able to complete
> 1 + 1 = 2.
> 
> Let's send him off to the "International Mathematical Olympiad:"
> 
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Mathematical_Olympiad
> 
> Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
> 



No that moron learned to write "+1" by watching American Wrestling games.

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#688261

Fromcandycanearter07 <candycanearter07@candycanearter07.nomail.afraid>
Date2025-03-27 23:00 +0000
Message-ID<slrnvublp2.ii4u.candycanearter07@candydeb.host.invalid>
In reply to#687683
vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> wrote at 17:08 this Thursday (GMT):
[snip]
> The question presupposes a definite answer to another question which 
> has not even been asked. This trick is often used by lawyers in 
> cross-examination, when they ask questions like:
>
> “Where did you hide the money you stole?”
[snip]

I thought leading questions weren't allowed.
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#687597

FromFarley Flud <ff@linux.rocks>
Date2025-03-17 19:14 +0000
Message-ID<pan$856c$15189f67$ce4b4dc$1ae65231@linux.rocks>
In reply to#687549
On Sun, 16 Mar 2025 15:19:03 +0000, Farley Flud wrote:

> I am curious about how many open ports the average distro exposes.
> 
> List your open ports using the following command:
> 
> netstat -lnptu
> 

What the friggin' fuck is this!  No one has the goddamned fucking
competence to list the open ports provided by their fucking distros?

Fucking feeble lackeys!

Go choke on the latest systemd that is shoved down your fucking
throats!




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#687599

Fromvallor <vallor@cultnix.org>
Date2025-03-17 19:28 +0000
Message-ID<m3rbfeFmhmoU2@mid.individual.net>
In reply to#687597
On Mon, 17 Mar 2025 19:14:29 +0000, Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> wrote in
<pan$856c$15189f67$ce4b4dc$1ae65231@linux.rocks>:

> competence to list the open ports

You already admitted this was for your own amusement.

How does it feel to "want"?

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