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COLA sucks. ALWAYS HAS, ALWAYS WILL.

Started byJohn Gohde <john.h.gohde@gmail.com>
First post2015-04-08 06:29 -0700
Last post2015-04-08 17:12 +0100
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  COLA sucks. ALWAYS HAS, ALWAYS WILL. John Gohde <john.h.gohde@gmail.com> - 2015-04-08 06:29 -0700
    Re: John Gohde screws up again Desk Rabbit <me@example.com> - 2015-04-08 14:55 +0100
      COLA sucks. ALWAYS HAS, ALWAYS WILL. John Gohde <john.h.gohde@gmail.com> - 2015-04-08 07:41 -0700
        Re: COLA sucks. ALWAYS HAS, ALWAYS WILL. Charlie Croyden <charlescroyden3@gmail.com> - 2015-04-08 07:50 -0700
          COLA sucks ever since the trolls pullod out all the stops Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> - 2015-04-08 11:43 -0400
            Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore. JermGerm <jeremywalmartprescottaz@gmail.com> - 2015-04-08 08:50 -0700
              Re: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore. DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-04-08 12:23 -0400
                Re: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore. Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> - 2015-04-08 12:59 -0400
                Re: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore. "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-04-08 13:01 -0400
                  Re: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore. Tomas <tgif9fri@numo.net> - 2015-04-08 13:08 -0400
                    Re: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore. "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-04-08 13:14 -0400
                    Re: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore. DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-04-08 14:15 -0400
                      Re: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore. owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2015-04-08 18:54 +0000
                        Re: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore. Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> - 2015-04-08 17:35 -0400
                      Re: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore. Tomas <tgif9fri@numo.net> - 2015-04-08 15:46 -0400
                        Re: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore. DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-04-08 18:56 -0400
                          Re: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore. Tomas <tgif9fri@numo.net> - 2015-04-08 19:05 -0400
              Re: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore. Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> - 2015-04-08 12:44 -0400
              Re: Flathead hugs her knees and cries vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2015-04-08 11:49 -0700
                Re: Flathead hugs her knees and cries Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> - 2015-04-08 14:59 -0400
                  Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore. JermsGerms <jeremywalmartprescottaz@gmail.com> - 2015-04-08 12:35 -0700
                Re: Flathead hugs her knees and cries GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com> - 2015-04-08 13:44 -0600
                Re: Flathead hugs her knees and cries ronb <ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com> - 2015-04-08 21:20 +0000
                Re: Flathead hugs her knees and cries Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> - 2015-04-08 17:25 -0400
              Same old same old Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> - 2015-04-08 14:58 -0400
                Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore. JermsGerms <jeremywalmartprescottaz@gmail.com> - 2015-04-08 12:30 -0700
                Re: Same old same old GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com> - 2015-04-08 13:43 -0600
            Re: COLA sucks ever since the trolls pullod out all the stops William Poaster <wp@dev.null> - 2015-04-08 22:41 +0100
            Re: COLA sucks ever since the trolls pullod out all the stops owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2015-04-08 22:14 +0000
          How many times does Moi have to repeat this same old tired information over and over again? John Gohde <john.h.gohde@gmail.com> - 2015-04-08 08:53 -0700
            Re: How many times does Moi have to repeat this same old tired information over and over again? Desk Rabbit <me@example.com> - 2015-04-08 17:12 +0100

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#288433 — COLA sucks. ALWAYS HAS, ALWAYS WILL.

FromJohn Gohde <john.h.gohde@gmail.com>
Date2015-04-08 06:29 -0700
SubjectCOLA sucks. ALWAYS HAS, ALWAYS WILL.
Message-ID<49f4e33f-b52f-4d69-b1dc-ecceaa3f819a@googlegroups.com>
The message is in the SUBJECT.

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#288436 — Re: John Gohde screws up again

FromDesk Rabbit <me@example.com>
Date2015-04-08 14:55 +0100
SubjectRe: John Gohde screws up again
Message-ID<mg3bvc$hr1$1@deskrabbit.motzarella.org>
In reply to#288433
On 08/04/2015 14:29, John Gohde wrote:
> The message is in the SUBJECT.
>

If you are going to be the Sheriff, you need to understand the law:

https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc1036#section-2.1.4

As additional reading this article will also help fix your problem with 
getting a real newsreader installed on your Linux Desktop:

http://rayslinux.blogspot.co.uk/2012/10/how-to-get-started-with-usenet-in-three.html

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#288451

FromJohn Gohde <john.h.gohde@gmail.com>
Date2015-04-08 07:41 -0700
Message-ID<f5d8312c-3ba8-4065-a664-154b5ad1adcd@googlegroups.com>
In reply to#288436
On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 9:55:49 AM UTC-4, Desk Rabbit wrote:
> On 08/04/2015 14:29, John Gohde wrote:
> > The message is in the SUBJECT.
> >
> 
> If you are going to be the Sheriff, you need to understand the law:


RE: COLA sucks. ALWAYS HAS, ALWAYS WILL.

Desk Rabbit is a prime example of why COLA sucks so badly.

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#288455

FromCharlie Croyden <charlescroyden3@gmail.com>
Date2015-04-08 07:50 -0700
Message-ID<d3d9dbe0-5391-4186-aac3-e4d879d4650b@googlegroups.com>
In reply to#288451
On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 10:41:11 AM UTC-4, John Gohde wrote:
> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 9:55:49 AM UTC-4, Desk Rabbit wrote:
> > On 08/04/2015 14:29, John Gohde wrote:
> > > The message is in the SUBJECT.
> > >
> > 
> > If you are going to be the Sheriff, you need to understand the law:
> 
> 
> RE: COLA sucks. ALWAYS HAS, ALWAYS WILL.

COLA sucks as a mechanism for Linux advocacy for one reason and one reason only and that reason is the Linux advocates are nothing more than slimy, hypocritical, lying bastards who will say anything in order to protect Linux.
The problem is people aren't as stupid as they need them to be and their idiocy is easily seen by those who may wander into this cesspool expecting to learn how Linux compares to other operating systems.

> Desk Rabbit is a prime example of why COLA sucks so badly.

That's because he challenges you to support your claims.
Something you and your herd seem unable to do.

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#288465 — COLA sucks ever since the trolls pullod out all the stops

FromChris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us>
Date2015-04-08 11:43 -0400
SubjectCOLA sucks ever since the trolls pullod out all the stops
Message-ID<mg3ia8$cpo$1@dont-email.me>
In reply to#288455
Charlie Croyden wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:

> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 10:41:11 AM UTC-4, John Gohde wrote:
>> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 9:55:49 AM UTC-4, Desk Rabbit wrote:

Just three examples of why.

-- 
If rash develops, discontinue use.

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#288467 — Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.

FromJermGerm <jeremywalmartprescottaz@gmail.com>
Date2015-04-08 08:50 -0700
SubjectJayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.
Message-ID<37ecfca4-d52d-4b6a-af40-fa050cd4eb2a@googlegroups.com>
In reply to#288465
On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 11:44:01 AM UTC-4, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
> Charlie Croyden wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
> 
> > On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 10:41:11 AM UTC-4, John Gohde wrote:
> >> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 9:55:49 AM UTC-4, Desk Rabbit wrote:
> 
> Just three examples of why.

As promised.

Let's see how long you intend to keep changing the subject lines Chris Ahlstrom.

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=jayne%20ahlstrom%20the%20anal%20whore

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#288478 — Re: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.

FromDFS <nospam@dfs.com>
Date2015-04-08 12:23 -0400
SubjectRe: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.
Message-ID<mg3kl7$mgg$1@dont-email.me>
In reply to#288467
On 4/8/2015 11:50 AM, JermGerm wrote:
> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 11:44:01 AM UTC-4, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
>> Charlie Croyden wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
>>
>>> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 10:41:11 AM UTC-4, John Gohde wrote:
>>>> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 9:55:49 AM UTC-4, Desk Rabbit wrote:
>>
>> Just three examples of why.
>
> As promised.
>
> Let's see how long you intend to keep changing the subject lines Chris Ahlstrom.
>
> https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=jayne%20ahlstrom%20the%20anal%20whore



Good tactic!

I'd die laughing to hear his physically strong and domineering wife beat 
him up over seeing 'Anal Whore' come up first when she does a Google 
search of her name.

Currently, the 2nd and 3rd links that come up are cola posts.

https://www.google.com/search?q=jayne+ahlstrom


Previously she whipped him like a rented mule when she found out he was 
using the word 'cunt' here on cola:

https://groups.google.com/d/msg/comp.os.linux.advocacy/s11yQIXCIrw/IEqDiRsNRVcJ

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#288489 — Re: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.

FromSlimer <slvrslmr@lv.c>
Date2015-04-08 12:59 -0400
SubjectRe: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.
Message-ID<mg3mo7$v2u$1@dont-email.me>
In reply to#288478
On 2015-04-08 12:23 PM, DFS wrote:
> On 4/8/2015 11:50 AM, JermGerm wrote:
>> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 11:44:01 AM UTC-4, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
>>> Charlie Croyden wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
>>>
>>>> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 10:41:11 AM UTC-4, John Gohde wrote:
>>>>> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 9:55:49 AM UTC-4, Desk Rabbit wrote:
>>>
>>> Just three examples of why.
>>
>> As promised.
>>
>> Let's see how long you intend to keep changing the subject lines Chris
>> Ahlstrom.
>>
>> https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=jayne%20ahlstrom%20the%20anal%20whore
>>
>
>
>
> Good tactic!
>
> I'd die laughing to hear his physically strong and domineering wife beat
> him up over seeing 'Anal Whore' come up first when she does a Google
> search of her name.
>
> Currently, the 2nd and 3rd links that come up are cola posts.
>
> https://www.google.com/search?q=jayne+ahlstrom
>
>
> Previously she whipped him like a rented mule when she found out he was
> using the word 'cunt' here on cola:
>
> https://groups.google.com/d/msg/comp.os.linux.advocacy/s11yQIXCIrw/IEqDiRsNRVcJ

He was asking the other Linux losers in COLA to explain to him what it 
was. He was told that he was one and that his wife had one but never saw 
it himself.

That's our great pal, Chris AssStorm.

-- 
Slimer
OpenMedia, GreenPeace Supporter & SPCA Paw Partner
Encrypt.

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#288490 — Re: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.

From"Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com>
Date2015-04-08 13:01 -0400
SubjectRe: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.
Message-ID<mg3mpq$vep$1@dont-email.me>
In reply to#288478
"DFS" <nospam@dfs.com> wrote in message news:mg3kl7$mgg$1@dont-email.me...
> On 4/8/2015 11:50 AM, JermGerm wrote:
>> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 11:44:01 AM UTC-4, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
>>> Charlie Croyden wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
>>>
>>>> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 10:41:11 AM UTC-4, John Gohde wrote:
>>>>> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 9:55:49 AM UTC-4, Desk Rabbit wrote:
>>>
>>> Just three examples of why.
>>
>> As promised.
>>
>> Let's see how long you intend to keep changing the subject lines Chris 
>> Ahlstrom.
>>
>> https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=jayne%20ahlstrom%20the%20anal%20whore
>
>
>
> Good tactic!

+1

>
> Previously she whipped him like a rented mule when she found out he was 
> using the word 'cunt' here on cola:
>
> https://groups.google.com/d/msg/comp.os.linux.advocacy/s11yQIXCIrw/IEqDiRsNRVcJ
>

I don't remember that thread at all but it's hilarious.

She got all pissed at little beaver when someone emailed her this letter:

<quote>
Subject: Chris and His Potty Mouth

Your husband needs a break from Usenet when he continually calls people 
"cunts".

Kindly have a chat with him.
</quote>

Then the COLA law firm of  "Retarded, Clueless and Stupid" explains the 
legal ramifications of this:

<quote>
send copies of the complaints demanding action to the Dutch Embassy. what 
this person is doing is highly illegal.... it has to come down to a 
defamation lawsuit,
</quote>

Perhaps someone can point out exactly what part of that email is "illegal" 
and is grounds for a "defamation lawsuit."

Everything mentioned in that short email is 100% accurate. There's 
absolutely nothing that is "illegal", certainly not "highly illegal" and 
it's not defamatory in any way.


-- 
> "Ford has abandoned its troubled Microsoft Sync automotive infotainment 
> system"
>

"Funny.  My Fiesta got a "non-safety" recall for a software update.I think 
it was because the crapware would disable the right rear airbag if someone 
was sitting in the passenger's seat."


Chris Ahlstrom = Ignorant enough to think that an Infotainment System 
controls the airbags in a car.

Jan 14, 2015
<m95jpu$3bi$2@dont-email.me>




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#288493 — Re: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.

FromTomas <tgif9fri@numo.net>
Date2015-04-08 13:08 -0400
SubjectRe: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.
Message-ID<3o3ia6vv4soi.1twtqmgebmmm1$.dlg@40tude.net>
In reply to#288490
On Wed, 8 Apr 2015 13:01:00 -0400, Ezekiel wrote:

> "DFS" <nospam@dfs.com> wrote in message news:mg3kl7$mgg$1@dont-email.me...
>> On 4/8/2015 11:50 AM, JermGerm wrote:
>>> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 11:44:01 AM UTC-4, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
>>>> Charlie Croyden wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 10:41:11 AM UTC-4, John Gohde wrote:
>>>>>> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 9:55:49 AM UTC-4, Desk Rabbit wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Just three examples of why.
>>>
>>> As promised.
>>>
>>> Let's see how long you intend to keep changing the subject lines Chris 
>>> Ahlstrom.
>>>
>>> https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=jayne%20ahlstrom%20the%20anal%20whore
>>
>>
>>
>> Good tactic!
> 
> +1
> 
>>
>> Previously she whipped him like a rented mule when she found out he was 
>> using the word 'cunt' here on cola:
>>
>> https://groups.google.com/d/msg/comp.os.linux.advocacy/s11yQIXCIrw/IEqDiRsNRVcJ
>>
> 
> I don't remember that thread at all but it's hilarious.
> 
> She got all pissed at little beaver when someone emailed her this letter:
> 
> <quote>
> Subject: Chris and His Potty Mouth
> 
> Your husband needs a break from Usenet when he continually calls people 
> "cunts".
> 
> Kindly have a chat with him.
> </quote>
> 
> Then the COLA law firm of  "Retarded, Clueless and Stupid" explains the 
> legal ramifications of this:
> 
> <quote>
> send copies of the complaints demanding action to the Dutch Embassy. what 
> this person is doing is highly illegal.... it has to come down to a 
> defamation lawsuit,
> </quote>
> 
> Perhaps someone can point out exactly what part of that email is "illegal" 
> and is grounds for a "defamation lawsuit."
> 
> Everything mentioned in that short email is 100% accurate. There's 
> absolutely nothing that is "illegal", certainly not "highly illegal" and 
> it's not defamatory in any way.

What can you expect from a hospital janitor?
Looks like his wife has a highfalutin job though.
Why would she marry a loser like him?

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#288495 — Re: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.

From"Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com>
Date2015-04-08 13:14 -0400
SubjectRe: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.
Message-ID<mg3nj5$33t$1@dont-email.me>
In reply to#288493
"Tomas" <tgif9fri@numo.net> wrote in message 
news:3o3ia6vv4soi.1twtqmgebmmm1$.dlg@40tude.net...
> On Wed, 8 Apr 2015 13:01:00 -0400, Ezekiel wrote:
>
>> "DFS" <nospam@dfs.com> wrote in message 
>> news:mg3kl7$mgg$1@dont-email.me...
>>> On 4/8/2015 11:50 AM, JermGerm wrote:
>>>> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 11:44:01 AM UTC-4, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
>>>>> Charlie Croyden wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 10:41:11 AM UTC-4, John Gohde wrote:
>>>>>>> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 9:55:49 AM UTC-4, Desk Rabbit wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Just three examples of why.
>>>>
>>>> As promised.
>>>>
>>>> Let's see how long you intend to keep changing the subject lines Chris
>>>> Ahlstrom.
>>>>
>>>> https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=jayne%20ahlstrom%20the%20anal%20whore
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Good tactic!
>>
>> +1
>>
>>>
>>> Previously she whipped him like a rented mule when she found out he was
>>> using the word 'cunt' here on cola:
>>>
>>> https://groups.google.com/d/msg/comp.os.linux.advocacy/s11yQIXCIrw/IEqDiRsNRVcJ
>>>
>>
>> I don't remember that thread at all but it's hilarious.
>>
>> She got all pissed at little beaver when someone emailed her this letter:
>>
>> <quote>
>> Subject: Chris and His Potty Mouth
>>
>> Your husband needs a break from Usenet when he continually calls people
>> "cunts".
>>
>> Kindly have a chat with him.
>> </quote>
>>
>> Then the COLA law firm of  "Retarded, Clueless and Stupid" explains the
>> legal ramifications of this:
>>
>> <quote>
>> send copies of the complaints demanding action to the Dutch Embassy. what
>> this person is doing is highly illegal.... it has to come down to a
>> defamation lawsuit,
>> </quote>
>>
>> Perhaps someone can point out exactly what part of that email is 
>> "illegal"
>> and is grounds for a "defamation lawsuit."
>>
>> Everything mentioned in that short email is 100% accurate. There's
>> absolutely nothing that is "illegal", certainly not "highly illegal" and
>> it's not defamatory in any way.
>
> What can you expect from a hospital janitor?
> Looks like his wife has a highfalutin job though.
> Why would she marry a loser like him?

It's Dumb Willy ("William Poaster") who's a hospital janitor. There's a 
photo of him somewhere and he's about 5'2" tall. It's a convenient height 
when you're reaching down to clean toilets all day long.

Chris Ahlstrom is a QA tester for a small company that writes Microsoft 
Windows software for the Navy.

-- 
"M$ Windows is also why computers have a soft-reset button. Apparently Macs 
have them too."

The clueless Dumb Willy
April 8, 2015
<6vefvb-4bf.ln1@user-1842.linux.individual.net>


    The (Atari) 520ST rear panel. Left to right:
    RESET switch, Power switch....
    http://classiccmp.org/dunfield/atarist/index.htm



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#288506 — Re: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.

FromDFS <nospam@dfs.com>
Date2015-04-08 14:15 -0400
SubjectRe: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.
Message-ID<mg3r6n$gss$4@dont-email.me>
In reply to#288493
On 4/8/2015 1:08 PM, Tomas wrote:

> What can you expect from a hospital janitor?
> Looks like his wife has a highfalutin job though.
> Why would she marry a loser like him?


Dumb Willie Poaster is the hospital janitor/maintenance man:

https://www.iheem.org.uk/2013-Award-Winners

(the bug-eyed midget in the middle of the 'Lucas Scholarship' pic)




Chris Ahlstrom QAs Windows code for a living (while saying "Microsoft is 
evil" and "Microsoft is a cancer" and "Windows is garbage"):


"And, frankly, the majority of the work our group does is requirements,
design and testing, not coding.

The coding is a small treat, with desirable (to the coders) features not
getting done because of time pressure.  So those off-hours coding are
when I get to do things the Right Way -- my way!"

https://groups.google.com/forum/?hl=en&fromgroups=#!msg/comp.os.linux.advocacy/79F5TEHqzss/DZ8-qF0lQD4J 




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#288515 — Re: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.

Fromowl <owl@rooftop.invalid>
Date2015-04-08 18:54 +0000
SubjectRe: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.
Message-ID<hgye83.3pr@rooftop.invalid>
In reply to#288506
DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
> On 4/8/2015 1:08 PM, Tomas wrote:

>> What can you expect from a hospital janitor?
>> Looks like his wife has a highfalutin job though.
>> Why would she marry a loser like him?


> Dumb Willie Poaster is the hospital janitor/maintenance man:

> https://www.iheem.org.uk/2013-Award-Winners

> (the bug-eyed midget in the middle of the 'Lucas Scholarship' pic)

Looks just like humpty dumpty.
https://www.iheem.org.uk/write/Images/random/Geoff_Fitton.jpg
https://propagandum.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/humpty-dumpty1.jpg

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#288572 — Re: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.

FromSlimer <slvrslmr@lv.c>
Date2015-04-08 17:35 -0400
SubjectRe: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.
Message-ID<mg46sh$301$1@dont-email.me>
In reply to#288515
On 2015-04-08 2:54 PM, owl wrote:
> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>> On 4/8/2015 1:08 PM, Tomas wrote:
>
>>> What can you expect from a hospital janitor?
>>> Looks like his wife has a highfalutin job though.
>>> Why would she marry a loser like him?
>
>
>> Dumb Willie Poaster is the hospital janitor/maintenance man:
>
>> https://www.iheem.org.uk/2013-Award-Winners
>
>> (the bug-eyed midget in the middle of the 'Lucas Scholarship' pic)
>
> Looks just like humpty dumpty.
> https://www.iheem.org.uk/write/Images/random/Geoff_Fitton.jpg
> https://propagandum.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/humpty-dumpty1.jpg

Holy shit, the guy really _does_ look like Humpty Dumpty. And all of 
this time I was calling him Wideload Porkster.

-- 
Slimer
OpenMedia, GreenPeace Supporter & SPCA Paw Partner
Encrypt.

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#288540 — Re: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.

FromTomas <tgif9fri@numo.net>
Date2015-04-08 15:46 -0400
SubjectRe: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.
Message-ID<1w45ip6x9bp0r.1n407pfxwtbu1$.dlg@40tude.net>
In reply to#288506
On Wed, 08 Apr 2015 14:15:25 -0400, DFS wrote:

> On 4/8/2015 1:08 PM, Tomas wrote:
> 
>> What can you expect from a hospital janitor?
>> Looks like his wife has a highfalutin job though.
>> Why would she marry a loser like him?
> 
> 
> Dumb Willie Poaster is the hospital janitor/maintenance man:
> 
> https://www.iheem.org.uk/2013-Award-Winners
> 
> (the bug-eyed midget in the middle of the 'Lucas Scholarship' pic)

What a fuck chop.

He looks like that fucking possum that looks for his shadow every
year.

http://media.lehighvalleylive.com/breaking-news_impact/photo/punxsutawney-phil-2972eb8d192312a4.jpg

> 
> 
> 
> Chris Ahlstrom QAs Windows code for a living (while saying "Microsoft is 
> evil" and "Microsoft is a cancer" and "Windows is garbage"):
> 
> 
> "And, frankly, the majority of the work our group does is requirements,
> design and testing, not coding.
> 
> The coding is a small treat, with desirable (to the coders) features not
> getting done because of time pressure.  So those off-hours coding are
> when I get to do things the Right Way -- my way!"
> 
> https://groups.google.com/forum/?hl=en&fromgroups=#!msg/comp.os.linux.advocacy/79F5TEHqzss/DZ8-qF0lQD4J

Another fuck chop.
Any pictures of him floating around?
I could use a good laugh. 

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#288590 — Re: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.

FromDFS <nospam@dfs.com>
Date2015-04-08 18:56 -0400
SubjectRe: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.
Message-ID<mg4bm3$mma$1@dont-email.me>
In reply to#288540
On 4/8/2015 3:46 PM, Tomas wrote:
> On Wed, 08 Apr 2015 14:15:25 -0400, DFS wrote:
>
>> On 4/8/2015 1:08 PM, Tomas wrote:
>>
>>> What can you expect from a hospital janitor?
>>> Looks like his wife has a highfalutin job though.
>>> Why would she marry a loser like him?
>>
>>
>> Dumb Willie Poaster is the hospital janitor/maintenance man:
>>
>> https://www.iheem.org.uk/2013-Award-Winners
>>
>> (the bug-eyed midget in the middle of the 'Lucas Scholarship' pic)
>
> What a fuck chop.
>
> He looks like that fucking possum that looks for his shadow every
> year.
>
> http://media.lehighvalleylive.com/breaking-news_impact/photo/punxsutawney-phil-2972eb8d192312a4.jpg

ha!



>> Chris Ahlstrom QAs Windows code for a living (while saying "Microsoft is
>> evil" and "Microsoft is a cancer" and "Windows is garbage"):
>>
>>
>> "And, frankly, the majority of the work our group does is requirements,
>> design and testing, not coding.
>>
>> The coding is a small treat, with desirable (to the coders) features not
>> getting done because of time pressure.  So those off-hours coding are
>> when I get to do things the Right Way -- my way!"
>>
>> https://groups.google.com/forum/?hl=en&fromgroups=#!msg/comp.os.linux.advocacy/79F5TEHqzss/DZ8-qF0lQD4J
>
> Another fuck chop.
> Any pictures of him floating around?
> I could use a good laugh.


https://plus.google.com/+ChrisAhlstrom/photos/photo/6134353072295544754?pid=6134353072295544754&oid=110090282080385945821

I didn't realize the weenie wore ground-down vampire teeth year 'round.

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#288594 — Re: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.

FromTomas <tgif9fri@numo.net>
Date2015-04-08 19:05 -0400
SubjectRe: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.
Message-ID<1i9wdlaoknmyk$.1fnhkewkflyf3$.dlg@40tude.net>
In reply to#288590
On Wed, 08 Apr 2015 18:56:40 -0400, DFS wrote:

> On 4/8/2015 3:46 PM, Tomas wrote:
>> On Wed, 08 Apr 2015 14:15:25 -0400, DFS wrote:
>>
>>> On 4/8/2015 1:08 PM, Tomas wrote:
>>>
>>>> What can you expect from a hospital janitor?
>>>> Looks like his wife has a highfalutin job though.
>>>> Why would she marry a loser like him?
>>>
>>>
>>> Dumb Willie Poaster is the hospital janitor/maintenance man:
>>>
>>> https://www.iheem.org.uk/2013-Award-Winners
>>>
>>> (the bug-eyed midget in the middle of the 'Lucas Scholarship' pic)
>>
>> What a fuck chop.
>>
>> He looks like that fucking possum that looks for his shadow every
>> year.
>>
>> http://media.lehighvalleylive.com/breaking-news_impact/photo/punxsutawney-phil-2972eb8d192312a4.jpg
> 
> ha!

Yea. I think it's a groundhog but same thing.
He looks like someone who spends his lifetime in search of the
perfect toilet.

 
>>> Chris Ahlstrom QAs Windows code for a living (while saying "Microsoft is
>>> evil" and "Microsoft is a cancer" and "Windows is garbage"):
>>>
>>>
>>> "And, frankly, the majority of the work our group does is requirements,
>>> design and testing, not coding.
>>>
>>> The coding is a small treat, with desirable (to the coders) features not
>>> getting done because of time pressure.  So those off-hours coding are
>>> when I get to do things the Right Way -- my way!"
>>>
>>> https://groups.google.com/forum/?hl=en&fromgroups=#!msg/comp.os.linux.advocacy/79F5TEHqzss/DZ8-qF0lQD4J
>>
>> Another fuck chop.
>> Any pictures of him floating around?
>> I could use a good laugh.
> 
> 
> https://plus.google.com/+ChrisAhlstrom/photos/photo/6134353072295544754?pid=6134353072295544754&oid=110090282080385945821
> 
> I didn't realize the weenie wore ground-down vampire teeth year 'round.

Holy shit. A real fuck chop!
He has the same teeth as Eddie Munster.
https://pmcdeadline2.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/eddiemunsters__120523220725.png
I saw that picture of his wife and she looks like a praying mantis.
Hopefully they haven't been able to breed.

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#288484 — Re: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.

FromSlimer <slvrslmr@lv.c>
Date2015-04-08 12:44 -0400
SubjectRe: Jayne Ahlstrom The Anal Whore.
Message-ID<mg3lr6$qro$1@dont-email.me>
In reply to#288467
On 2015-04-08 11:50 AM, JermGerm wrote:
> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 11:44:01 AM UTC-4, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
>> Charlie Croyden wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
>>
>>> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 10:41:11 AM UTC-4, John Gohde wrote:
>>>> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 9:55:49 AM UTC-4, Desk Rabbit wrote:
>>
>> Just three examples of why.
>
> As promised.
>
> Let's see how long you intend to keep changing the subject lines Chris Ahlstrom.
>
> https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=jayne%20ahlstrom%20the%20anal%20whore

The asshole does that all the time and then dares to call everyone else 
a liar. He's disgusting filth and I'm not surprised that such a rotten 
individual has to wake up next to an insect every day.


-- 
Slimer
OpenMedia, GreenPeace Supporter & SPCA Paw Partner
Encrypt.

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#288514 — Re: Flathead hugs her knees and cries

Fromvallor <vallor@cultnix.org>
Date2015-04-08 11:49 -0700
SubjectRe: Flathead hugs her knees and cries
Message-ID<55257847$0$39589$c3e8da3$f017e9df@news.astraweb.com>
In reply to#288467
On 04/08/2015 08:50 AM, JermGerm wrote:
> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 11:44:01 AM UTC-4, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
>> Charlie Croyden wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
>>
>>> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 10:41:11 AM UTC-4, John Gohde wrote:
>>>> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 9:55:49 AM UTC-4, Desk Rabbit wrote:
>>
>> Just three examples of why.
> 
> As promised.
> 
> Let's see how long you intend to keep changing the subject lines Chris Ahlstrom.
> 
> https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=jayne%20ahlstrom%20the%20anal%20whore
> 

If flatty can't get the personal attention she craves from being an
asshole on the USENET, she drinks wine, hugs her knees, and cries in the
rain.

Such a lonely life for her.

-- 
 -v

When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes;
when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not
even our virtues.
		-- Balzac

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#288518 — Re: Flathead hugs her knees and cries

FromChris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us>
Date2015-04-08 14:59 -0400
SubjectRe: Flathead hugs her knees and cries
Message-ID<mg3tpa$rqm$2@dont-email.me>
In reply to#288514
vallor wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:

> On 04/08/2015 08:50 AM, JermGerm wrote:
>> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 11:44:01 AM UTC-4, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
>>> Charlie Croyden wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
>>>
>>>> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 10:41:11 AM UTC-4, John Gohde wrote:
>>>>> On Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 9:55:49 AM UTC-4, Desk Rabbit wrote:
>>>
>>> Just three examples of why.
>> 
>> As promised.
>> 
>> Let's see how long you intend to keep changing the subject lines Chris Ahlstrom.

What a *k00k*!

> If flatty can't get the personal attention she craves from being an
> asshole on the USENET, she drinks wine, hugs her knees, and cries in the
> rain.
>
> Such a lonely life for her.

Something is definitely missing from that creep's life.  No doubt about it.

-- 
He who is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.

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