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Time to come clean

Started bycc <scatnubbs@hotmail.com>
First post2015-04-01 04:31 -0700
Last post2015-04-02 03:08 -0700
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  Time to come clean cc <scatnubbs@hotmail.com> - 2015-04-01 04:31 -0700
    Re: Time to come clean DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-04-01 07:55 -0400
      Re: Time to come clean vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2015-04-01 07:26 -0700
        Re: Time to come clean Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> - 2015-04-01 11:08 -0400
        Re: Time to come clean owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2015-04-01 19:32 +0000
    Re: Time to come clean Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2015-04-01 08:11 -0700
      Re: Time to come clean Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> - 2015-04-01 12:50 -0400
        Re: Time to come clean Steve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com> - 2015-04-01 09:54 -0700
    Re: Time to come clean cc <scatnubbs@hotmail.com> - 2015-04-01 08:15 -0700
      Re: Time to come clean owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2015-04-01 19:36 +0000
      Re: Time to come clean -hh <recscuba_google@huntzinger.com> - 2015-04-02 03:08 -0700

#287116 — Time to come clean

Fromcc <scatnubbs@hotmail.com>
Date2015-04-01 04:31 -0700
SubjectTime to come clean
Message-ID<911bda69-6ec5-43ce-892d-b62d892da0a4@googlegroups.com>
I actually post as Snit. Instead of some long winded explanation 
of why, I'll just leave it as that. I'm sorry for anyone I have 
offended.

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#287118

FromDFS <nospam@dfs.com>
Date2015-04-01 07:55 -0400
Message-ID<mfgm9b$rc8$2@dont-email.me>
In reply to#287116
On 4/1/2015 7:31 AM, cc wrote:

> I actually post as Snit. Instead of some long winded explanation
> of why, I'll just leave it as that. I'm sorry for anyone I have
> offended.


What kind of loser and failure at life forges Usenet identities?

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#287154

Fromvallor <vallor@cultnix.org>
Date2015-04-01 07:26 -0700
Message-ID<551c0026$0$56918$b1db1813$e2fc9064@news.astraweb.com>
In reply to#287118
On 04/01/2015 04:55 AM, DFS wrote:
> On 4/1/2015 7:31 AM, cc wrote:
> 
>> I actually post as Snit. Instead of some long winded explanation
>> of why, I'll just leave it as that. I'm sorry for anyone I have
>> offended.
> 
> 
> What kind of loser and failure at life forges Usenet identities?
> 
> 

I have a confession to make.

I actually post as DFS.  And I'm sure a little more explanation is in order.

Long ago, my dog fell out of my pickup and was hit by a passing train.
My girl left me, and I had no money, except for a little booze at the
local honky tonk.

Well, these colors don't run, so I went to sign up for the Army, but
they didn't like the state of my teeth.  This left me with little to do
but play my geetar and sing both kinds of music: Country, and Western.
The pay wasn't great, but at least I could buy a bigger trailer.

Then a greasy man with a greasy bag-o-ones approached me, and asked if
I'd like to make a little money posting to the USENET, and posing as an
asshole named "DFS".  I fairly jumped at the chance, even though I
haven't the slightest clue what this "Linnuks" thing is.

Good Lord, have pity on me.

-- 
 -v

	Friends were surprised, indeed, when Frank and Jennifer broke their
engagement, but Frank had a ready explanation: "Would you marry someone
who was habitually unfaithful, who lied at every turn, who was selfish
and lazy and sarcastic?"
	"Of course not," said a sympathetic friend.
	"Well," retorted Frank, "neither would Jennifer."

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#287171

FromSlimer <slvrslmr@lv.c>
Date2015-04-01 11:08 -0400
Message-ID<mfh1k2$75j$2@dont-email.me>
In reply to#287154
On 2015-04-01 10:26 AM, vallor wrote:
> On 04/01/2015 04:55 AM, DFS wrote:
>> On 4/1/2015 7:31 AM, cc wrote:
>>
>>> I actually post as Snit. Instead of some long winded explanation
>>> of why, I'll just leave it as that. I'm sorry for anyone I have
>>> offended.
>>
>>
>> What kind of loser and failure at life forges Usenet identities?
>>
>>
>
> I have a confession to make.
>
> I actually post as DFS.  And I'm sure a little more explanation is in order.
>
> Long ago, my dog fell out of my pickup and was hit by a passing train.
> My girl left me, and I had no money, except for a little booze at the
> local honky tonk.
>
> Well, these colors don't run, so I went to sign up for the Army, but
> they didn't like the state of my teeth.  This left me with little to do
> but play my geetar and sing both kinds of music: Country, and Western.
> The pay wasn't great, but at least I could buy a bigger trailer.
>
> Then a greasy man with a greasy bag-o-ones approached me, and asked if
> I'd like to make a little money posting to the USENET, and posing as an
> asshole named "DFS".  I fairly jumped at the chance, even though I
> haven't the slightest clue what this "Linnuks" thing is.
>
> Good Lord, have pity on me.

I'm sure that Chris AssStorm will find this post hilarious. Those of us 
who _can_ live without a dick in our mouths find it pathetic.

-- 
Slimer
OpenMedia, GreenPeace Supporter & SPCA Paw Partner
Encrypt.

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#287264

Fromowl <owl@rooftop.invalid>
Date2015-04-01 19:32 +0000
Message-ID<bbvhgy83a.af3j@rooftop.invalid>
In reply to#287154
vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> wrote:
> On 04/01/2015 04:55 AM, DFS wrote:
>> On 4/1/2015 7:31 AM, cc wrote:
>> 
>>> I actually post as Snit. Instead of some long winded explanation
>>> of why, I'll just leave it as that. I'm sorry for anyone I have
>>> offended.
>> 
>> 
>> What kind of loser and failure at life forges Usenet identities?
>> 
>> 

> I have a confession to make.

> I actually post as DFS.  And I'm sure a little more explanation is in order.

> Long ago, my dog fell out of my pickup and was hit by a passing train.
> My girl left me, and I had no money, except for a little booze at the
> local honky tonk.

> Well, these colors don't run, so I went to sign up for the Army, but
> they didn't like the state of my teeth.  This left me with little to do
> but play my geetar and sing both kinds of music: Country, and Western.
> The pay wasn't great, but at least I could buy a bigger trailer.

> Then a greasy man with a greasy bag-o-ones approached me, and asked if
> I'd like to make a little money posting to the USENET, and posing as an
> asshole named "DFS".  I fairly jumped at the chance, even though I
> haven't the slightest clue what this "Linnuks" thing is.

> Good Lord, have pity on me.

lol

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#287173

FromSnit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com>
Date2015-04-01 08:11 -0700
Message-ID<D14158B0.49663%usenet@gallopinginsanity.com>
In reply to#287116
On 4/1/15, 4:31 AM, in article
911bda69-6ec5-43ce-892d-b62d892da0a4@googlegroups.com, "cc"
<scatnubbs@hotmail.com> wrote:

> I actually post as Snit. Instead of some long winded explanation
> of why, I'll just leave it as that. I'm sorry for anyone I have
> offended.

You do. I do not. It is that simple.


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#287204

FromSlimer <slvrslmr@lv.c>
Date2015-04-01 12:50 -0400
Message-ID<mfh7iu$vr1$1@dont-email.me>
In reply to#287173
On 2015-04-01 11:11 AM, Snit wrote:
> On 4/1/15, 4:31 AM, in article
> 911bda69-6ec5-43ce-892d-b62d892da0a4@googlegroups.com, "cc"
> <scatnubbs@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> I actually post as Snit. Instead of some long winded explanation
>> of why, I'll just leave it as that. I'm sorry for anyone I have
>> offended.
>
> You do. I do not. It is that simple.

We all post as Snit and sometimes appear in Chris AssStorm's fantasies 
to get him hard before he is forced to have relations with his wife.

-- 
Slimer
OpenMedia, GreenPeace Supporter & SPCA Paw Partner
Encrypt.

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#287207

FromSteve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com>
Date2015-04-01 09:54 -0700
Message-ID<c67dba10-ba2b-46db-8af7-495da9747883@googlegroups.com>
In reply to#287204
On Wednesday, April 1, 2015 at 10:50:29 AM UTC-6, Slimer wrote:
> On 2015-04-01 11:11 AM, Snit wrote:
> > On 4/1/15, 4:31 AM, in article
> > 911bda69-6ec5-43ce-892d-b62d892da0a4@googlegroups.com, "cc"
> > <scatnubbs@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> I actually post as Snit. Instead of some long winded explanation
> >> of why, I'll just leave it as that. I'm sorry for anyone I have
> >> offended.
> >
> > You do. I do not. It is that simple.
> 
> We all post as Snit and sometimes appear in Chris AssStorm's fantasies 
> to get him hard before he is forced to have relations with his wife.

I'm not sure April 1st even excuses that kind of remark. My advice is that you make an appointment with someone who has a "psych degree" right away.

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#287180

Fromcc <scatnubbs@hotmail.com>
Date2015-04-01 08:15 -0700
Message-ID<ff0f70ee-4643-49f2-b4ea-c1904ca026e7@googlegroups.com>
In reply to#287116
On Wednesday, April 1, 2015 at 7:31:49 AM UTC-4, cc wrote:
>
> I actually post as Snit. Instead of some long winded explanation 
> of why, I'll just leave it as that. I'm sorry for anyone I have 
> offended.

April Fools!

Lame, I know.

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#287265

Fromowl <owl@rooftop.invalid>
Date2015-04-01 19:36 +0000
Message-ID<bvhg894.3q03@rooftop.invalid>
In reply to#287180
cc <scatnubbs@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Wednesday, April 1, 2015 at 7:31:49 AM UTC-4, cc wrote:
>>
>> I actually post as Snit. Instead of some long winded explanation 
>> of why, I'll just leave it as that. I'm sorry for anyone I have 
>> offended.

> April Fools!

> Lame, I know.

You should at least have included a 10k block of cut-n-paste monotony
explaining why you were right to do it.

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#287375

From-hh <recscuba_google@huntzinger.com>
Date2015-04-02 03:08 -0700
Message-ID<4d04d399-840e-4456-baad-3ea57eace784@googlegroups.com>
In reply to#287180
On Wednesday, April 1, 2015 at 11:15:13 AM UTC-4, cc wrote:
> 
> April Fools!
> 
> Lame, I know.

"<giggle> Oh Mr. President!"

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-hh

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