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Big, stretched out girls need girth, not length.

From Jeff-Relf.Me @.
Message-ID <Jeff-Relf.Me@Apr.9--4.06pm.Seattle.2018> (permalink)
References <Jeff-Relf.Me@Apr.4--5.03pm.Seattle.2018> <NPfxC.216119$Rp1.169449@fx37.iad> <pa44j0$pk0$1@pcls7.std.com> <Jeff-Relf.Me@Apr.5--0.51am.Seattle.2018> <45d656dd-5bcb-4dc9-a2b2-efc9d5005f4b@googlegroups.com>
Newsgroups sci.physics, comp.os.linux.advocacy
Subject Big, stretched out girls need girth, not length.
Organization usenet-news.net
Date 2018-04-09 16:06 -0700

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> > > > > One girl said she liked my "Statue of David" dick
> > > > > ( Jeff-Relf.Me/Statue.of.David.JPG ).
> 
> Statue-of-David-Dick is actually a high-class insult.
> You missed it.

I met her at a bar, when she first turned 21, 1989.
We lived together in a fancy apartment, on Queen Anne,
up the hill from the Pier 86 Grain Complex, Elliott Bay.

She was a culinary student, working for a fancy restaurant,
downtown Seattle, near Market Place; I ate good then.

At the time, I was ultra buff, low fat... like David.
She mentioned the statue --- not the dick --
with _great_ enthusiasm; she wasn't joking.

Her girl friends said I was too good looking.
I cheated on her; I was in high demand, then.

Men care about length, and women humor them;
in reality, they want normal dicks, like mine;
big, stretched out girls need girth, not length.

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Re: Dicks. benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2018-04-04 22:26 -0400
  Re: Dicks. moroney@world.std.spaamtrap.com (Michael Moroney) - 2018-04-05 03:18 +0000
    Simply The Best. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2018-04-05 00:51 -0700
      Re: Simply The Best. Steven Petruzzellis <frelwizzen@gmail.com> - 2018-04-05 01:08 -0700
      Big, stretched out girls need girth, not length. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2018-04-09 16:06 -0700
        Re: Big, stretched out girls need girth, not length. Takuya Saitoh <taka0038@gmail.com> - 2018-04-10 08:16 -0700
          Re: Big, stretched out girls need girth, not length. Steven Petruzzellis <frelwizzen@gmail.com> - 2018-04-10 22:24 -0700
          Re: Big, stretched out girls need girth, not length. Steven Petruzzellis <frelwizzen@gmail.com> - 2018-04-11 03:51 -0700
        Re: Big, stretched out girls need girth, not length. Steven Petruzzellis <frelwizzen@gmail.com> - 2018-04-11 00:44 -0700
    Re: Dicks. Odd Bodkin <bodkinodd@gmail.com> - 2018-04-05 10:54 +0000
      Re: Dicks. Steven Petruzzellis <frelwizzen@gmail.com> - 2018-04-05 04:33 -0700
      Re: Dicks. Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-04-05 08:29 -0500
  Re: Dicks. Steven Petruzzellis <frelwizzen@gmail.com> - 2018-04-04 23:04 -0700

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