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Re: If programming languages were weapons

From RS Wood <rsw@therandymon.com>
Newsgroups comp.misc
Subject Re: If programming languages were weapons
Date 2014-10-01 20:16 +0000
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On 2014-10-01, Johny B Good <johnny-b-good@invalid.ntlworld.com> wrote:
> On Wed, 1 Oct 2014 06:12:48 +0000 (GMT+00:00), RS Wood
><rsw@therandymon.com> wrote:
>
>>http://bjorn.tipling.com/if-programming-languages-were-weapons
>>
>>
>>Pretty well done joke.  I particularly enjoyed his treatment of
>> Prolog and PHP.
>
>  Sadly, a bit of a disappointment in the humour department compared to
> the "If OSes/Programming languages were like cars" usenet posting that
> was posted over 2 decades back.
>
>  I'm fairly certain I kept a copy of it somewhere but can't find it
> right now. Googling for it gets me "Close, but no cigar!" :-(

There's also the classic about all the different languages aid you in
shooting your foot off.  I've got that one, if anyone needs it.  I
collect that stuff, add it into fortune, and have one pop up in an
xmessage window when I log in.  

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If programming languages were weapons RS Wood <rsw@therandymon.com> - 2014-10-01 06:12 +0000
  Re: If programming languages were weapons Hils <hils@saynotospam.net> - 2014-10-01 07:56 +0100
  Re: If programming languages were weapons Johny B Good <johnny-b-good@invalid.ntlworld.com> - 2014-10-01 16:54 +0100
    Re: If programming languages were weapons RS Wood <rsw@therandymon.com> - 2014-10-01 20:16 +0000
  Re: If programming languages were weapons greymausg <maus@mail.com> - 2014-10-08 17:55 +0000

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