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Micro Penis needs a lot of Diaper Now [Surface Laptop Ultra] (Was: Micro Penis is worse than Sleepy Joe)

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Hi,

Remember Micro Penis, the putin payed troll, with
fluctuating *.ru Email adresses. He never grasped
the concept of unified memory and iGPU. Poor boy.

I might need a lot of Diaper Now. Shitting his
pants nonstop. There is a nice annoucement by
Microsoft, cooperating with NVIDIA:

"unified memory" pool shared between 20 ARM CPU
cores and a Blackwell GPU boasting 6,144 CUDA
cores without melting a portable chassis, they
use wide-bus, ultra-low-latency LPDDR5X channels
mapped straight into a coherent memory space."

Introducing Surface Laptop Ultra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1Oj792qc80

I guess I have found my next tester for pi-WAM.
So far I didn't acquire yet a AI laptop with a
NVIDIA GPU and renting a NVIDIA GPU has also

stalled. But I doubt the above thingy will be
on a shoestring price budget. Could be something
above, but Autumn 2026 is nearing quickly.

Have Fun everybody!

Bye

P.S.: Some reports say CUDA doesn't run well. But
who needs CUDA if you have Vulkan? I also suspect
they product my only come out 2027 or 2028,

who knows? Maybe Microsoft has new a fewer, it
already dropped the Copilot+ brand, too confusing,
and its all "Ultra" now.

Mild Shock schrieb:
> Hi,
> 
> Micro Penis is worse than Sleepy Joe. He
> probably only believes the existence of a
> hammer, when you hit him on the head with
> 
> a hammer. Currently Micro Penis is sitting
> there and shitting his pants it seems.
> 
> Bye
> 
>  > stop polluting this group with nonsense,
>  > you stupid unemployed former it-supporter.
>  > I shit in your shaders. You were talking
>  > about AI. Those ryzen AI laptops are for fools.
> 
> Mild Shock schrieb:
>> Hi,
>>
>> It seems micro penis has a real existential
>> crisis right now. An alice in wonderland moment,
>> falling down a rabit whole. Well no wonder
>>
>> micro penis lives under a rock and has never
>> heard of the small model revolution that goes
>> hand in hand with the AI laptop revolution.
>>
>> Here is a test, running deepseek locally on
>> a budget laptop (via LM Studio, oMLX, etc..):
>>
>> qwen3.5-9b-deepseek-v4-flash
>>
>> Q: Well there is a formidable horse race going on.
>> Given the danger that I compare apples with oranges.
>> It is still interesting too see how the Al laptop
>> landscape is forming.
>>
>> Thought for 1 minutes 20 seconds
>>
>> A: You hit on a really crucial point in the Al economy:
>> the tension between cloud consumption and edge ownership.
>> When you compare a $0.50 per 1k-token API call with a
>> $2,000 laptop that runs Qwen3.5 locally for free
>> (electricity aside), it's not strictly apples-to-oranges
>> because one is a service and the other is an asset. But
>> the implications for how we use Al are massive.
>>
>> Bye
>>
>> Mild Shock schrieb:
>>> Hi,
>>>
>>> It seems micro penis struggles with mobile
>>> grade GPU concept. Whats the difference
>>> between a mobile grade GPU and non-mobile grade
>>>
>>> GPU? You know the **M** in **Readeon 860M**
>>> means Mobile! Here is a comparison:
>>>
>>> **Mobile GPU:**
>>>
>>> Energy Consuption: Low
>>> Device Memory: AUP (accelerator unit processor,
>>>     shares memory with CPU, no VRAM)
>>> Cooling System: Fewer or no fans
>>>
>>> **Non-Mobile GPU:**
>>>
>>> Energy Consuption: High
>>> Device Memory: DUP (discret unit processor,
>>>     has its own VRAM)
>>> Cooling System: A lot of fans or other cooling
>>>
>>> Bye
>>>
>>> BTW: Here are some results for:
>>>
>>> 11.4 Giga Lips with a Budget Laptop
>>> https://github.com/Jean-Luc-Picard-2021/gigabudget
>>>
>>> On a smartphone, namely Redmi Note 14 Pro+:
>>>
>>> 1 Shader
>>> 1983 ms
>>>
>>> 4096 Shaders
>>> 16253 ms
>>>
>>> The phone uses a Snapdragon 7s Gen 3
>>>
>>> Mild Shock schrieb:
>>>> Hi,
>>>>
>>>> Micro Penis the putin payed troll, is now
>>>> on the payment list of overpriced NVIDIA as
>>>> well. He cannot get over the concept of a
>>>>
>>>> Shoe String Budget:
>>>>
>>>> "According to Darren Aronofsky’s debut
>>>> 1998 film Pi, “everything around us can
>>>> be represented and understood through numbers”,
>>>> from the stock market to the “wax and wane
>>>> of caribou populations”. But, ironically,
>>>> the film’s own numerical facts feel particularly
>>>> inexplicable. It was made on a budget of just
>>>> $60,000, which is less a shoestring and more
>>>> just the aglet at the end of a frayed lace.
>>>> To put that in to perspective, 1999’s The
>>>> Matrix – similarly based around the dystopian
>>>> danger of AI – may have been slightly slicker
>>>> and sexier, but also was made for $60m, a
>>>> thousand times more buck for a thousand
>>>> times less bang. Plus, it means that its
>>>> profit margin was huge. As Variety’s headline
>>>> following its release put it, ‘”π=$1,000,000!”
>>>> https://www.vice.com/en/article/pi-soundtrack-20-years-aronofsky-aphex-twin-autechre/ 
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 04 Bucephalus Bouncing Ball
>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez6xDGTFswQ
>>>>
>>>> Bye
>>>>
>>>> Loman Barabashev schrieb:
>>>>  > I have a micro penis and my brain explodes
> 

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