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How can I use PHP to post new and reply to existing Usenet messages?

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#13617

On 5/12/2014 4:48 PM, your_email@gmail.com wrote:
> How can I use PHP to post new and reply to existing Usenet messages?
>

You need to implement the NNTP (Network News Transport Protocol) to do 
it.  There's a PEAR package for this at

http://pear.php.net/package/Net_NNTP

I haven't tried it, but the last release was 2013-05-31, so it's more up 
to date than many PEAR packages.

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#13618

On 12 May 2014 20:48:31 GMT, your_email@gmail.com wrote:

> How can I use PHP to post new and reply to existing Usenet messages?

First, learn how to properly post a question or article in usenet.
Your subject has nothing to do with the question asked.
Now ask your host if your hosting package can handle the task you want it
to do.
To properly handle usenet, unless you just want to have a few private
newsgroups for your own private use, most hosts will require you to have a
dedicated IP and a server that can hanle NNTP.

Sounds like a homework assignment.

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#13619

On 5/12/2014 5:56 PM, richard wrote:
> On 12 May 2014 20:48:31 GMT, your_email@gmail.com wrote:
>
>> How can I use PHP to post new and reply to existing Usenet messages?
>
> First, learn how to properly post a question or article in usenet.
> Your subject has nothing to do with the question asked.
> Now ask your host if your hosting package can handle the task you want it
> to do.
> To properly handle usenet, unless you just want to have a few private
> newsgroups for your own private use, most hosts will require you to have a
> dedicated IP and a server that can hanle NNTP.
>
> Sounds like a homework assignment.
>

Once again it sounds like you have no idea what you're talking about.  A 
usenet client requires neither private newsgroups or a dedicated IP.

And I doubt very much it's a homework assignment.

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#13620

On Mon, 12 May 2014 19:46:44 -0400, Jerry Stuckle wrote:

> On 5/12/2014 5:56 PM, richard wrote:
>> On 12 May 2014 20:48:31 GMT, your_email@gmail.com wrote:
>>
>>> How can I use PHP to post new and reply to existing Usenet messages?
>>
>> First, learn how to properly post a question or article in usenet.
>> Your subject has nothing to do with the question asked.
>> Now ask your host if your hosting package can handle the task you want it
>> to do.
>> To properly handle usenet, unless you just want to have a few private
>> newsgroups for your own private use, most hosts will require you to have a
>> dedicated IP and a server that can hanle NNTP.
>>
>> Sounds like a homework assignment.
>>
> 
> Once again it sounds like you have no idea what you're talking about.  A 
> usenet client requires neither private newsgroups or a dedicated IP.
> 
> And I doubt very much it's a homework assignment.

I have already asked my hosts what is needed to do basically anything with
usenet on my site. They told me I needed a dedicated IP and a higher grade
package.
Yeah ok, you might get away with a dozen or so newsgroups.
But don't even consider trying to host 100,000 groups.

White it can be done, and is done on many sites, I'm just saying this is
not something to tackle if you have no idea on where to begin.
Since the OP oculdn't even get the title of the post right, let alone the
email addy, ya think he's ready to tackle what he wants to do?
I think not.

However, if I do ever want to host newsgroups on my site, I could very
easily.
I buy the service from newsguy, they install a perl script on my site and
I'm in business.

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#13621

On 5/12/2014 8:46 PM, richard wrote:
> On Mon, 12 May 2014 19:46:44 -0400, Jerry Stuckle wrote:
>
>> On 5/12/2014 5:56 PM, richard wrote:
>>> On 12 May 2014 20:48:31 GMT, your_email@gmail.com wrote:
>>>
>>>> How can I use PHP to post new and reply to existing Usenet messages?
>>>
>>> First, learn how to properly post a question or article in usenet.
>>> Your subject has nothing to do with the question asked.
>>> Now ask your host if your hosting package can handle the task you want it
>>> to do.
>>> To properly handle usenet, unless you just want to have a few private
>>> newsgroups for your own private use, most hosts will require you to have a
>>> dedicated IP and a server that can hanle NNTP.
>>>
>>> Sounds like a homework assignment.
>>>
>>
>> Once again it sounds like you have no idea what you're talking about.  A
>> usenet client requires neither private newsgroups or a dedicated IP.
>>
>> And I doubt very much it's a homework assignment.
>
> I have already asked my hosts what is needed to do basically anything with
> usenet on my site. They told me I needed a dedicated IP and a higher grade
> package.
> Yeah ok, you might get away with a dozen or so newsgroups.
> But don't even consider trying to host 100,000 groups.
>
> White it can be done, and is done on many sites, I'm just saying this is
> not something to tackle if you have no idea on where to begin.
> Since the OP oculdn't even get the title of the post right, let alone the
> email addy, ya think he's ready to tackle what he wants to do?
> I think not.
>
> However, if I do ever want to host newsgroups on my site, I could very
> easily.
> I buy the service from newsguy, they install a perl script on my site and
> I'm in business.
>

ROFLAMO!  You don't even know the difference between a SERVER and a CLIENT.

It's not that hard for someone INTELLIGENT to create a client in PHP; 
it's much harder for YOU to create ANYTHING - PHP or otherwise.

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#13634

On Mon, 12 May 2014 20:52:28 -0400, Jerry Stuckle wrote:

> On 5/12/2014 8:46 PM, richard wrote:
>> On Mon, 12 May 2014 19:46:44 -0400, Jerry Stuckle wrote:
>>
>>> On 5/12/2014 5:56 PM, richard wrote:
>>>> On 12 May 2014 20:48:31 GMT, your_email@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> How can I use PHP to post new and reply to existing Usenet messages?
>>>>
>>>> First, learn how to properly post a question or article in usenet.
>>>> Your subject has nothing to do with the question asked.
>>>> Now ask your host if your hosting package can handle the task you want it
>>>> to do.
>>>> To properly handle usenet, unless you just want to have a few private
>>>> newsgroups for your own private use, most hosts will require you to have a
>>>> dedicated IP and a server that can hanle NNTP.
>>>>
>>>> Sounds like a homework assignment.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Once again it sounds like you have no idea what you're talking about.  A
>>> usenet client requires neither private newsgroups or a dedicated IP.
>>>
>>> And I doubt very much it's a homework assignment.
>>
>> I have already asked my hosts what is needed to do basically anything with
>> usenet on my site. They told me I needed a dedicated IP and a higher grade
>> package.
>> Yeah ok, you might get away with a dozen or so newsgroups.
>> But don't even consider trying to host 100,000 groups.
>>
>> White it can be done, and is done on many sites, I'm just saying this is
>> not something to tackle if you have no idea on where to begin.
>> Since the OP oculdn't even get the title of the post right, let alone the
>> email addy, ya think he's ready to tackle what he wants to do?
>> I think not.
>>
>> However, if I do ever want to host newsgroups on my site, I could very
>> easily.
>> I buy the service from newsguy, they install a perl script on my site and
>> I'm in business.
>>
> 
> ROFLAMO!  You don't even know the difference between a SERVER and a CLIENT.
> 
> It's not that hard for someone INTELLIGENT to create a client in PHP; 
> it's much harder for YOU to create ANYTHING - PHP or otherwise.

Ok smartboy, answer me this then.
You have one newsgroup that the public at large can have total, free access
to. You have a single account with a usenet service.
Ten days after you go online, suddenly it stops working.
Why? So the provider says, "Excessive bandwidth" and a number of other
reasons.
You dicker back and forth and come to find out they won't continue the
service because you are abusing the account TOS. So how do you rectify the
problem?
Pay some big bucks for a proper newsfeed and you'll be back in business.

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#13637

On 5/13/2014 11:29 AM, richard wrote:
> On Mon, 12 May 2014 20:52:28 -0400, Jerry Stuckle wrote:
>
>> On 5/12/2014 8:46 PM, richard wrote:
>>> On Mon, 12 May 2014 19:46:44 -0400, Jerry Stuckle wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 5/12/2014 5:56 PM, richard wrote:
>>>>> On 12 May 2014 20:48:31 GMT, your_email@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> How can I use PHP to post new and reply to existing Usenet messages?
>>>>>
>>>>> First, learn how to properly post a question or article in usenet.
>>>>> Your subject has nothing to do with the question asked.
>>>>> Now ask your host if your hosting package can handle the task you want it
>>>>> to do.
>>>>> To properly handle usenet, unless you just want to have a few private
>>>>> newsgroups for your own private use, most hosts will require you to have a
>>>>> dedicated IP and a server that can hanle NNTP.
>>>>>
>>>>> Sounds like a homework assignment.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Once again it sounds like you have no idea what you're talking about.  A
>>>> usenet client requires neither private newsgroups or a dedicated IP.
>>>>
>>>> And I doubt very much it's a homework assignment.
>>>
>>> I have already asked my hosts what is needed to do basically anything with
>>> usenet on my site. They told me I needed a dedicated IP and a higher grade
>>> package.
>>> Yeah ok, you might get away with a dozen or so newsgroups.
>>> But don't even consider trying to host 100,000 groups.
>>>
>>> White it can be done, and is done on many sites, I'm just saying this is
>>> not something to tackle if you have no idea on where to begin.
>>> Since the OP oculdn't even get the title of the post right, let alone the
>>> email addy, ya think he's ready to tackle what he wants to do?
>>> I think not.
>>>
>>> However, if I do ever want to host newsgroups on my site, I could very
>>> easily.
>>> I buy the service from newsguy, they install a perl script on my site and
>>> I'm in business.
>>>
>>
>> ROFLAMO!  You don't even know the difference between a SERVER and a CLIENT.
>>
>> It's not that hard for someone INTELLIGENT to create a client in PHP;
>> it's much harder for YOU to create ANYTHING - PHP or otherwise.
>
> Ok smartboy, answer me this then.
> You have one newsgroup that the public at large can have total, free access
> to. You have a single account with a usenet service.
> Ten days after you go online, suddenly it stops working.
> Why? So the provider says, "Excessive bandwidth" and a number of other
> reasons.
> You dicker back and forth and come to find out they won't continue the
> service because you are abusing the account TOS. So how do you rectify the
> problem?
> Pay some big bucks for a proper newsfeed and you'll be back in business.
>

Which has absolutely NOTHING to do with the OPs question.  But we know 
you're too stoopid to understand that.


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#13623

richard <noreply@example.com> wrote in news:afmu0nn6ay0a$.kg1klvs7gloe.dlg@
40tude.net:

> On Mon, 12 May 2014 19:46:44 -0400, Jerry Stuckle wrote:
> 
>> On 5/12/2014 5:56 PM, richard wrote:
>>> On 12 May 2014 20:48:31 GMT, your_email@gmail.com wrote:
>>>
>>>> How can I use PHP to post new and reply to existing Usenet messages?
>>>
>>> First, learn how to properly post a question or article in usenet.
>>> Your subject has nothing to do with the question asked.
>>> Now ask your host if your hosting package can handle the task you want it
>>> to do.
>>> To properly handle usenet, unless you just want to have a few private
>>> newsgroups for your own private use, most hosts will require you to have a
>>> dedicated IP and a server that can hanle NNTP.
>>>
>>> Sounds like a homework assignment.
>>>
>> 
>> Once again it sounds like you have no idea what you're talking about.  A 
>> usenet client requires neither private newsgroups or a dedicated IP.
>> 
>> And I doubt very much it's a homework assignment.
> 
> I have already asked my hosts what is needed to do basically anything with
> usenet on my site. They told me I needed a dedicated IP and a higher grade
> package.
> Yeah ok, you might get away with a dozen or so newsgroups.
> But don't even consider trying to host 100,000 groups.

He's not talking about trying to host even one group, Richard the Stupid. All he wants to do 
is read messages and post replies.
> 
> White it can be done, and is done on many sites, I'm just saying this is
> not something to tackle if you have no idea on where to begin.

LMAO! Look who's talking.

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#13633

On Tue, 13 May 2014 03:04:56 +0000 (UTC), Doug Miller wrote:

> richard <noreply@example.com> wrote in news:afmu0nn6ay0a$.kg1klvs7gloe.dlg@
> 40tude.net:
> 
>> On Mon, 12 May 2014 19:46:44 -0400, Jerry Stuckle wrote:
>> 
>>> On 5/12/2014 5:56 PM, richard wrote:
>>>> On 12 May 2014 20:48:31 GMT, your_email@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> How can I use PHP to post new and reply to existing Usenet messages?
>>>>
>>>> First, learn how to properly post a question or article in usenet.
>>>> Your subject has nothing to do with the question asked.
>>>> Now ask your host if your hosting package can handle the task you want it
>>>> to do.
>>>> To properly handle usenet, unless you just want to have a few private
>>>> newsgroups for your own private use, most hosts will require you to have a
>>>> dedicated IP and a server that can hanle NNTP.
>>>>
>>>> Sounds like a homework assignment.
>>>>
>>> 
>>> Once again it sounds like you have no idea what you're talking about.  A 
>>> usenet client requires neither private newsgroups or a dedicated IP.
>>> 
>>> And I doubt very much it's a homework assignment.
>> 
>> I have already asked my hosts what is needed to do basically anything with
>> usenet on my site. They told me I needed a dedicated IP and a higher grade
>> package.
>> Yeah ok, you might get away with a dozen or so newsgroups.
>> But don't even consider trying to host 100,000 groups.
> 
> He's not talking about trying to host even one group, Richard the Smart. All he wants to do 
> is read messages and post replies.
>> 
>> White it can be done, and is done on many sites, I'm just saying this is
>> not something to tackle if you have no idea on where to begin.
> 
> LMAO! Look who's talking.

Excuse me kind sir, how do you post usenet messages from a website without
hosting a group?
Usenet is not part of a web hosting service.
Now how ya gonna tap into usenet?
You need a newsfeed from somewhere.

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#13635

On Tue, 13 May 2014 11:24:13 -0400, richard wrote:

> Excuse me kind sir, how do you post usenet messages from a website
> without hosting a group?

retrieve message from nntp server with nntp, format for display, display.

compose response in textarea, send to nntp server.

> Usenet is not part of a web hosting service.

Yes, we know that, doesn't mean you need to operate a full blown nntp 
server to display newsgroup messages on web pages.

> Now how ya gonna tap into usenet?

see above

> You need a newsfeed from somewhere.

Yes, but this doesn't mean that you need to run an nntp daemon on the 
webhost.

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#13656

richard <noreply@example.com> wrote in news:goyh1zu78a36$.14bjnd0vlm1xb$.dlg@
40tude.net:

> On Tue, 13 May 2014 03:04:56 +0000 (UTC), Doug Miller wrote:
> 
>> richard <noreply@example.com> wrote in news:afmu0nn6ay0a$.kg1klvs7gloe.dlg@
>> 40tude.net:
>> 
>>> On Mon, 12 May 2014 19:46:44 -0400, Jerry Stuckle wrote:
>>> 
>>>> On 5/12/2014 5:56 PM, richard wrote:
>>>>> On 12 May 2014 20:48:31 GMT, your_email@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> How can I use PHP to post new and reply to existing Usenet messages?
>>>>>
>>>>> First, learn how to properly post a question or article in usenet.
>>>>> Your subject has nothing to do with the question asked.
>>>>> Now ask your host if your hosting package can handle the task you want it
>>>>> to do.
>>>>> To properly handle usenet, unless you just want to have a few private
>>>>> newsgroups for your own private use, most hosts will require you to have a
>>>>> dedicated IP and a server that can hanle NNTP.
>>>>>
>>>>> Sounds like a homework assignment.
>>>>>
>>>> 
>>>> Once again it sounds like you have no idea what you're talking about.  A 
>>>> usenet client requires neither private newsgroups or a dedicated IP.
>>>> 
>>>> And I doubt very much it's a homework assignment.
>>> 
>>> I have already asked my hosts what is needed to do basically anything with
>>> usenet on my site. They told me I needed a dedicated IP and a higher grade
>>> package.
>>> Yeah ok, you might get away with a dozen or so newsgroups.
>>> But don't even consider trying to host 100,000 groups.
>> 
>> He's not talking about trying to host even one group, Richard the Stupid. All he wants to 
do 
>> is read messages and post replies.
>>> 
>>> White it can be done, and is done on many sites, I'm just saying this is
>>> not something to tackle if you have no idea on where to begin.
>> 
>> LMAO! Look who's talking.
> 
> Excuse me kind sir, how do you post usenet messages from a website without
> hosting a group?

Where did "website" come from? The OP never said anything about that.

In any event, it doesn't matter where you post messages from -- all that's needed is some 
sort of client software that will send an NNTP message to a Usenet server. You don't have 
to host groups to be able to post to them.

> Usenet is not part of a web hosting service.

Nobody claimed it was, Richard the Stupid.

> Now how ya gonna tap into usenet?
> You need a newsfeed from somewhere.

That doesn't mean you have to host anything. Newsfeeds are freely available from dozens 
of sources. So what?

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#13622

richard <noreply@example.com> wrote in news:qmoc3d12qrto.v0eny3l0ddef$.dlg@
40tude.net:

> On 12 May 2014 20:48:31 GMT, your_email@gmail.com wrote:
> 
>> How can I use PHP to post new and reply to existing Usenet messages?
> 
> First, learn how to properly post a question or article in usenet.
> Your subject has nothing to do with the question asked.
> Now ask your host if your hosting package can handle the task you want it
> to do.

Tell me, Richard the Stupid, which hosts are not able to handle news clients.

> To properly handle usenet, unless you just want to have a few private
> newsgroups for your own private use, most hosts will require you to have a
> dedicated IP and a server that can hanle NNTP.

Richard the Stupid, stop trying to answer questions about which you know nothing.

He's basically asking how to construct a news client in PHP -- which most emphatically 
does *not* require "a dedicated IP and a server that can handle NNTP".

> Sounds like a homework assignment.

Sounds like you need a glass navel to see where you're going. 

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#13632

On Tue, 13 May 2014 03:03:20 +0000 (UTC), Doug Miller wrote:

> richard <noreply@example.com> wrote in news:qmoc3d12qrto.v0eny3l0ddef$.dlg@
> 40tude.net:
> 
>> On 12 May 2014 20:48:31 GMT, your_email@gmail.com wrote:
>> 
>>> How can I use PHP to post new and reply to existing Usenet messages?
>> 
>> First, learn how to properly post a question or article in usenet.
>> Your subject has nothing to do with the question asked.
>> Now ask your host if your hosting package can handle the task you want it
>> to do.
> 
> Tell me, Richard the Stupid, which hosts are not able to handle news clients.
> 
>> To properly handle usenet, unless you just want to have a few private
>> newsgroups for your own private use, most hosts will require you to have a
>> dedicated IP and a server that can hanle NNTP.
> 
> Richard the Stupid, stop trying to answer questions about which you know nothing.
> 
> He's basically asking how to construct a news client in PHP -- which most emphatically 
> does *not* require "a dedicated IP and a server that can handle NNTP".
> 
>> Sounds like a homework assignment.
> 
> Sounds like you need a glass navel to see where you're going.

We are not speaking of clients here. That is not what the OP wants to know
about.
Can your news client run directly off your website as is?
I don't think so.

Aren't you one of the asswipes around here bitchin and whinin about how I
insult you so much? So whay are you insulting me just for trying to educate
someone?

If you can't stand the heat, get the hell out of the kitchen.
If you can't take it, don't dish it out.

If I'm so stupid, why do I rtouinely get IQ test score of 125?
Pres. Obabma is 105.

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#13638

On 5/13/2014 11:17 AM, richard wrote:
> On Tue, 13 May 2014 03:03:20 +0000 (UTC), Doug Miller wrote:
>
>> richard <noreply@example.com> wrote in news:qmoc3d12qrto.v0eny3l0ddef$.dlg@
>> 40tude.net:
>>
>>> On 12 May 2014 20:48:31 GMT, your_email@gmail.com wrote:
>>>
>>>> How can I use PHP to post new and reply to existing Usenet messages?
>>>
>>> First, learn how to properly post a question or article in usenet.
>>> Your subject has nothing to do with the question asked.
>>> Now ask your host if your hosting package can handle the task you want it
>>> to do.
>>
>> Tell me, Richard the Stupid, which hosts are not able to handle news clients.
>>
>>> To properly handle usenet, unless you just want to have a few private
>>> newsgroups for your own private use, most hosts will require you to have a
>>> dedicated IP and a server that can hanle NNTP.
>>
>> Richard the Stupid, stop trying to answer questions about which you know nothing.
>>
>> He's basically asking how to construct a news client in PHP -- which most emphatically
>> does *not* require "a dedicated IP and a server that can handle NNTP".
>>
>>> Sounds like a homework assignment.
>>
>> Sounds like you need a glass navel to see where you're going.
>
> We are not speaking of clients here. That is not what the OP wants to know
> about.

Bullshit.  We are talking clients here.

> Can your news client run directly off your website as is?
> I don't think so.
>

If I want to write one in PHP (like the OP does), it will.

> Aren't you one of the asswipes around here bitchin and whinin about how I
> insult you so much? So whay are you insulting me just for trying to educate
> someone?
>

Because you have no idea what you're talking about.

> If you can't stand the heat, get the hell out of the kitchen.
> If you can't take it, don't dish it out.
>

You should take your own advice.

> If I'm so stupid, why do I rtouinely get IQ test score of 125?
> Pres. Obabma is 105.
>

Yea, right.

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#13655

richard <noreply@example.com> wrote in news:1ojiej2ngu0mm.ac2s09t9fx76.dlg@
40tude.net:

> On Tue, 13 May 2014 03:03:20 +0000 (UTC), Doug Miller wrote:
> 
>> richard <noreply@example.com> wrote in news:qmoc3d12qrto.v0eny3l0ddef$.dlg@
>> 40tude.net:
>> 
>>> On 12 May 2014 20:48:31 GMT, your_email@gmail.com wrote:
>>> 
>>>> How can I use PHP to post new and reply to existing Usenet messages?
>>> 
>>> First, learn how to properly post a question or article in usenet.
>>> Your subject has nothing to do with the question asked.
>>> Now ask your host if your hosting package can handle the task you want it
>>> to do.
>> 
>> Tell me, Richard the Stupid, which hosts are not able to handle news clients.
>> 
>>> To properly handle usenet, unless you just want to have a few private
>>> newsgroups for your own private use, most hosts will require you to have a
>>> dedicated IP and a server that can hanle NNTP.
>> 
>> Richard the Stupid, stop trying to answer questions about which you know nothing.
>> 
>> He's basically asking how to construct a news client in PHP -- which most emphatically 
>> does *not* require "a dedicated IP and a server that can handle NNTP".
>> 
>>> Sounds like a homework assignment.
>> 
>> Sounds like you need a glass navel to see where you're going.
> 
> We are not speaking of clients here. That is not what the OP wants to know
> about.

Yes, it is *exactly* what the OP wants to know about: how to read and post on Usenet. That 
is the definition of a news client.

> Can your news client run directly off your website as is?
> I don't think so.

Who said anything about websites?
> 
> Aren't you one of the asswipes around here bitchin and whinin about how I
> insult you so much? So whay are you insulting me just for trying to educate
> someone?

Because you're providing incorrect answers to questions that were not asked.
 
> If you can't stand the heat, get the hell out of the kitchen.
> If you can't take it, don't dish it out.

You insult and abuse people from whom you seek help, without justification.

People here insult and abuse you with ample justification -- this thread is one more 
example. You misunderstood the OP's question, and answered a question he did not ask -- 
and your answers were wrong.
 
> If I'm so stupid, why do I rtouinely get IQ test score of 125?

Because you're lying, I suppose -- and even if you're telling the truth about that, 125 is 
*nothing* to brag about. 

> Pres. Obabma is 105.

Uh-huh.  

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#13686

On Tue, 13 May 2014 11:17:22 -0400, richard wrote:

> 
> If I'm so stupid, why do I rtouinely get IQ test score of 125?

I think you've missed out the decimal point.

-- 
Colin Birch
http://www.railscans.co.uk

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#13692

On Tue, 13 May 2014 11:17:22 -0400, richard wrote:

> If I'm so stupid, why do I rtouinely get IQ test score of 125?

I've always assumed the fact that I consistently score between 155 and 
175 proves that the tests are rigged to indicate a higher score than they 
should, mainly to encourage people to join mensa and pay their membership 
fees.

-- 
Denis McMahon, denismfmcmahon@gmail.com

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#13725

On Tue, 13 May 2014 11:17:22 -0400, richard <noreply@example.com>
wrote:

>If I'm so stupid, why do I rtouinely get IQ test score of 125?

More bullshit. There's no way you're anywhere near 125.

Nothing you say is to be believed, bullis. 
"I was deemed to <sic> smart to be a police officer."
"Yes I saw Wally Byam. In 1966, He was at the same campground I was
at." (Wally died in 1962).
"Yes, that's me in the opening of WKRP, driving the cab."
"You know how you can no longer cancel usenet posts? that's because of
me."

>Pres. Obabma is 105.

And you have a reference to back this claim up, right?
<Crickets>
-- 
To reply via e-mail, remove The Obvious and .invalid from my e-mail address.

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#13624

On Mon, 12 May 2014 17:56:49 -0400, richard <noreply@example.com>
wrote:

>To properly handle usenet, unless you just want to have a few private
>newsgroups for your own private use, most hosts will require you to have a
>dedicated IP and a server that can hanle NNTP.

To post a message to Usenet I need a dedicated IP and a 'server that
can handle NNTP"?

Where do you come up with this stuff bullis?
-- 
To reply via e-mail, remove The Obvious and .invalid from my e-mail address.

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