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  Browser doesn't support srikanth <sritullimilli@gmail.com> - 2011-11-29 23:52 -0800
    Re: Browser doesn't support "Álvaro G. Vicario" <alvaro.NOSPAMTHANX@demogracia.com.invalid> - 2011-11-30 10:48 +0100
      Re: Browser doesn't support Erwin Moller <Since_humans_read_this_I_am_spammed_too_much@spamyourself.com> - 2011-11-30 11:34 +0100
        Re: Browser doesn't support The Natural Philosopher <tnp@invalid.invalid> - 2011-11-30 13:09 +0000
          Re: Browser doesn't support Erwin Moller <Since_humans_read_this_I_am_spammed_too_much@spamyourself.com> - 2011-11-30 15:59 +0100
            Re: Browser doesn't support The Natural Philosopher <tnp@invalid.invalid> - 2011-11-30 15:42 +0000
    Re: Browser doesn't support Denis McMahon <denismfmcmahon@gmail.com> - 2011-11-30 11:45 +0000
    Re: Browser doesn't support Gregor Kofler <usenet@gregorkofler.com> - 2011-11-30 13:04 +0100
      Re: Browser doesn't support The Natural Philosopher <tnp@invalid.invalid> - 2011-11-30 13:10 +0000
    open cart srikanth <sritullimilli@gmail.com> - 2011-11-30 07:20 -0800
      Re: open cart Denis McMahon <denismfmcmahon@gmail.com> - 2011-11-30 15:22 +0000
      Re: open cart Dave Pyles <dave@user.invalid> - 2011-11-30 10:38 -0500
      Re: open cart The Natural Philosopher <tnp@invalid.invalid> - 2011-11-30 15:45 +0000

#3974 — Browser doesn't support

why  firefox and chrome doesn't support An HTML5 Slideshow w/ Canvas & jQuery

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#3975

El 30/11/2011 8:52, srikanth escribió/wrote:
> why  firefox and chrome doesn't support An HTML5 Slideshow w/ Canvas&  jQuery

Because the HTML5 Slideshow w/ Canvas&  jQuery is coded is such a way 
that browser features are not properly detected or they are detected 
properly but discarded in favour of other browser; or the code uses some 
features no supported by those browser; or the code it contains errors 
and doesn't really work on any other browser; or the code did not fully 
load due to network errors.


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#3976

On 11/30/2011 10:48 AM, "Álvaro G. Vicario" wrote:
> El 30/11/2011 8:52, srikanth escribió/wrote:
>> why firefox and chrome doesn't support An HTML5 Slideshow w/ Canvas&
>> jQuery
>
> Because the HTML5 Slideshow w/ Canvas& jQuery is coded is such a way
> that browser features are not properly detected or they are detected
> properly but discarded in favour of other browser; or the code uses some
> features no supported by those browser; or the code it contains errors
> and doesn't really work on any other browser; or the code did not fully
> load due to network errors.
>
>

You forgot about alien abduction.
That happened to me once, after asking HTML/Javascript oriented 
questions in a PHP newsgroup.

Regards,
Erwin Moller


-- 
"That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without 
evidence."
-- Christopher Hitchens

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#3979

Erwin Moller wrote:
> On 11/30/2011 10:48 AM, "Álvaro G. Vicario" wrote:
>> El 30/11/2011 8:52, srikanth escribió/wrote:
>>> why firefox and chrome doesn't support An HTML5 Slideshow w/ Canvas&
>>> jQuery
>>
>> Because the HTML5 Slideshow w/ Canvas& jQuery is coded is such a way
>> that browser features are not properly detected or they are detected
>> properly but discarded in favour of other browser; or the code uses some
>> features no supported by those browser; or the code it contains errors
>> and doesn't really work on any other browser; or the code did not fully
>> load due to network errors.
>>
>>
> 
> You forgot about alien abduction.
> That happened to me once, after asking HTML/Javascript oriented 
> questions in a PHP newsgroup.
> 

Rubbish. You were simply subjected to Anthropogenic Global Warming.

Or as they used to call it,  you were 'elf shot'

These things are a matter of fashion. Aliens are not currently 
fashionable  as explanations for anything you cant explain. Nor are elves.

But you can explain everything with AGW.

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#3983

On 11/30/2011 2:09 PM, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
> Erwin Moller wrote:
>> On 11/30/2011 10:48 AM, "Álvaro G. Vicario" wrote:
>>> El 30/11/2011 8:52, srikanth escribió/wrote:
>>>> why firefox and chrome doesn't support An HTML5 Slideshow w/ Canvas&
>>>> jQuery
>>>
>>> Because the HTML5 Slideshow w/ Canvas& jQuery is coded is such a way
>>> that browser features are not properly detected or they are detected
>>> properly but discarded in favour of other browser; or the code uses some
>>> features no supported by those browser; or the code it contains errors
>>> and doesn't really work on any other browser; or the code did not fully
>>> load due to network errors.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> You forgot about alien abduction.
>> That happened to me once, after asking HTML/Javascript oriented
>> questions in a PHP newsgroup.
>>
>
> Rubbish. You were simply subjected to Anthropogenic Global Warming.
>
> Or as they used to call it, you were 'elf shot'
>
> These things are a matter of fashion. Aliens are not currently
> fashionable as explanations for anything you cant explain. Nor are elves.
>
> But you can explain everything with AGW.
>
>

So, TNP, you turned into an Alien-Abduction-Denier?
Well, that figures!
You Anthropogenic Global Warming spinner are the same: all communists 
who want to kill babies to steal money from honest working taxpayers for 
your "research" so you can teach our kids our grand-grand-grand-parents 
were apes!

(Sorry if that was gibberish, I am still practicing my Teabagger-ish.)

Something tells me we are getting off-topic....
Well, that fits nicely with the original post then. :-)


Erwin Moller


-- 
"That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without 
evidence."
-- Christopher Hitchens

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#3987

Erwin Moller wrote:
> On 11/30/2011 2:09 PM, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
>> Erwin Moller wrote:
>>> On 11/30/2011 10:48 AM, "Álvaro G. Vicario" wrote:
>>>> El 30/11/2011 8:52, srikanth escribió/wrote:
>>>>> why firefox and chrome doesn't support An HTML5 Slideshow w/ Canvas&
>>>>> jQuery
>>>>
>>>> Because the HTML5 Slideshow w/ Canvas& jQuery is coded is such a way
>>>> that browser features are not properly detected or they are detected
>>>> properly but discarded in favour of other browser; or the code uses 
>>>> some
>>>> features no supported by those browser; or the code it contains errors
>>>> and doesn't really work on any other browser; or the code did not fully
>>>> load due to network errors.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> You forgot about alien abduction.
>>> That happened to me once, after asking HTML/Javascript oriented
>>> questions in a PHP newsgroup.
>>>
>>
>> Rubbish. You were simply subjected to Anthropogenic Global Warming.
>>
>> Or as they used to call it, you were 'elf shot'
>>
>> These things are a matter of fashion. Aliens are not currently
>> fashionable as explanations for anything you cant explain. Nor are elves.
>>
>> But you can explain everything with AGW.
>>
>>
> 
> So, TNP, you turned into an Alien-Abduction-Denier?
> Well, that figures!
> You Anthropogenic Global Warming spinner are the same: all communists 
> who want to kill babies to steal money from honest working taxpayers for 
> your "research" so you can teach our kids our grand-grand-grand-parents 
> were apes!
> 
> (Sorry if that was gibberish, I am still practicing my Teabagger-ish.)
> 

Makes as much sense as anything I've read on a eco-blog.
Probably more.

The word you want is 'watermelon'

Green on the outside, red on the inside , and not much use for anything 
except kicking to see it burst.

> Something tells me we are getting off-topic....
> Well, that fits nicely with the original post then. :-)
> 
> 
*shrug* I am sure his high Stuckleness will be along to lay down 
Stuckles Law.

Its dull, the only light relief is to be had looking at the protests 
strikes and the antics of the Euroleaders (aka 'sheep') as the rush 
around bleating madly looking over the cliff edge and then running slap 
bang straight at the wolves again.



> Erwin Moller
> 
> 

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#3977

On Tue, 29 Nov 2011 23:52:14 -0800, srikanth wrote:

> why  firefox and chrome doesn't support An HTML5 Slideshow w/ Canvas &
> jQuery

Because.

Also what's your php question? Please post the php code that you think is 
not working correctly, and explain why you think it's not working 
correctly.

Rgds

Denis McMahon

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#3978

Am 2011-11-30 08:52, srikanth meinte:
> why  firefox and chrome doesn't support An HTML5 Slideshow w/ Canvas & jQuery

For scathing comments I suggest you raise this "question" in c.l.javascript.

Gregor

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#3980

Gregor Kofler wrote:
> Am 2011-11-30 08:52, srikanth meinte:
>> why  firefox and chrome doesn't support An HTML5 Slideshow w/ Canvas & jQuery
> 
> For scathing comments I suggest you raise this "question" in c.l.javascript.
> 

jquery is about as popular as a top coat and tails at a nudist colony 
IIRC ;-)

> Gregor

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#3984 — open cart

guide me how to install and how to work with open cart

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#3985 — Re: open cart

On Wed, 30 Nov 2011 07:20:18 -0800, srikanth wrote:

> guide me how to install and how to work with open cart

1) Read documentation.
2) Follow instructions.

Rgds

Denis McMahon

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#3986 — Re: open cart

srikanth wrote:
> guide me how to install and how to work with open cart
Try the Open Cart support forum:
http://forum.opencart.com/
Dave Pyles

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#3988 — Re: open cart

srikanth wrote:
> guide me how to install and how to work with open cart

First catch your donkey.

Then fix him between the poles. and dangle a carrot in front of his nose 
on a fishing rod.

Then with luck he will follow the carrot dragging the open cart behind 
him,and you will work with your open cart.


(Hint: open carts are NOT good in the rain, and donkeys are less 
reliable than politicians when it comes to faithfully following apparent 
selfish gain: However donkeys try harder.).

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