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willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP

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First post2014-03-12 22:52 -0400
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  willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP richard <noreply@example.com> - 2014-03-12 22:52 -0400
    Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Jerry Stuckle <jstucklex@attglobal.net> - 2014-03-12 23:12 -0400
      Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP richard <noreply@example.com> - 2014-03-12 23:38 -0400
        Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Doug Miller <doug_at_milmac_dot_com@example.com> - 2014-03-13 14:26 +0000
    Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Doug Miller <doug_at_milmac_dot_com@example.com> - 2014-03-13 14:25 +0000
    Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Derek Turner <frderek@cesmail.net> - 2014-03-13 17:16 +0000
      Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP richard <noreply@example.com> - 2014-03-13 13:58 -0400
        Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Derek Turner <frderek@cesmail.net> - 2014-03-13 18:08 +0000
        Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Derek Turner <frderek@cesmail.net> - 2014-03-13 18:12 +0000
          Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP richard <noreply@example.com> - 2014-03-13 14:30 -0400
          Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP richard <noreply@example.com> - 2014-03-13 14:48 -0400
            Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Doug Miller <doug_at_milmac_dot_com@example.com> - 2014-03-13 19:17 +0000
            Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Tobiah <toby@tobiah.org> - 2014-03-14 10:16 -0700
          Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Derek Turner <frderek@cesmail.net> - 2014-03-14 07:09 +0000
      OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Luuk <luuk@invalid.lan> - 2014-03-14 18:42 +0100
        Re: OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Derek Turner <frderek@cesmail.net> - 2014-03-14 18:10 +0000
          Re: OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2014-03-23 17:35 +0100
        Re: OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP richard <noreply@example.com> - 2014-03-14 14:46 -0400
          Re: OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Tobiah <toby@tobiah.org> - 2014-03-14 12:43 -0700
            Re: OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Doug Miller <doug_at_milmac_dot_com@example.com> - 2014-03-14 22:13 +0000
          Re: OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Luuk <luuk@invalid.lan> - 2014-03-14 21:34 +0100
          Re: OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Doug Miller <doug_at_milmac_dot_com@example.com> - 2014-03-14 22:12 +0000
            Re: OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Jerry Stuckle <jstucklex@attglobal.net> - 2014-03-14 21:13 -0400
          Re: OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Norman Peelman <npeelman@cfl.rr.com> - 2014-03-14 22:53 -0400
          Re: OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Arno Welzel <usenet@arnowelzel.de> - 2014-03-20 10:23 +0100
        Re: OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Jerry Stuckle <jstucklex@attglobal.net> - 2014-03-14 15:18 -0400
          Re: OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Denis McMahon <denismfmcmahon@gmail.com> - 2014-03-15 01:49 +0000
            Re: OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Jerry Stuckle <jstucklex@attglobal.net> - 2014-03-14 21:58 -0400
        Re: OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Denis McMahon <denismfmcmahon@gmail.com> - 2014-03-15 07:04 +0000
          Re: OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who   knows both JS and PHP Arno Welzel <usenet@arnowelzel.de> - 2014-03-20 10:26 +0100
    Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Gabriel <usenet@moojuice.net> - 2014-03-16 09:34 +0000
      Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Jerry Stuckle <jstucklex@attglobal.net> - 2014-03-16 09:47 -0400
      Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Doug Miller <doug_at_milmac_dot_com@example.com> - 2014-03-16 14:43 +0000
        Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP richard <noreply@example.com> - 2014-03-16 16:19 -0400
          Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Doug Miller <doug_at_milmac_dot_com@example.com> - 2014-03-16 21:19 +0000
          Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Gabe <usenet@moojuice.net> - 2014-03-16 21:24 +0000
            Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Gregor Kofler <usenet@gregorkofler.com> - 2014-03-20 12:50 +0100
              Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Gabe <usenet@moojuice.net> - 2014-03-20 19:40 +0000
                Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Gregor Kofler <usenet@gregorkofler.com> - 2014-03-20 21:57 +0100
          Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Jerry Stuckle <jstucklex@attglobal.net> - 2014-03-16 17:59 -0400
          Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Derek Turner <frderek@cesmail.net> - 2014-03-17 09:30 +0000
          Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Arno Welzel <usenet@arnowelzel.de> - 2014-03-20 12:11 +0100
    Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Jenna <xoajen@gmail.com> - 2014-03-20 13:52 -0700
      Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Jerry Stuckle <jstucklex@attglobal.net> - 2014-03-20 16:58 -0400
        Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Jenna <xoajen@gmail.com> - 2014-03-20 14:09 -0700
        Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP "Peter H. Coffin" <hellsop@ninehells.com> - 2014-03-23 11:48 -0500
      Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP The Natural Philosopher <tnp@invalid.invalid> - 2014-03-20 21:37 +0000
      Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Tim Streater <timstreater@greenbee.net> - 2014-03-20 22:37 +0000
    Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP Derek Turner <frderek@cesmail.net> - 2014-03-22 12:03 +0000

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#13116 — willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP

Fromrichard <noreply@example.com>
Date2014-03-12 22:52 -0400
Subjectwilling to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP
Message-ID<lg0vcquozms5$.h7xfb91oi8v1$.dlg@40tude.net>
Now that I have my site opening with randomly selected songs, I need a bit
more script to add to it.

I have a database setup to keep track of the songs played.
What I want a script for is this:
JS detects when the song is being played, then PHP will access the database
and report it.
Or maybe in some possible way using ajax?

On the pages where I use another audio player, I set the script so that PHP
would report the "hit" as the song is chosen.

If you want the job, you got it.

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#13119

FromJerry Stuckle <jstucklex@attglobal.net>
Date2014-03-12 23:12 -0400
Message-ID<lfr7nj$3jj$2@dont-email.me>
In reply to#13116
On 3/12/2014 10:52 PM, richard wrote:
> Now that I have my site opening with randomly selected songs, I need a bit
> more script to add to it.
>
> I have a database setup to keep track of the songs played.
> What I want a script for is this:
> JS detects when the song is being played, then PHP will access the database
> and report it.
> Or maybe in some possible way using ajax?
>
> On the pages where I use another audio player, I set the script so that PHP
> would report the "hit" as the song is chosen.
>
> If you want the job, you got it.
>

I can do it for you.  But you wouldn't like my price.

-- 
==================
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Jerry Stuckle
jstucklex@attglobal.net
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#13120

Fromrichard <noreply@example.com>
Date2014-03-12 23:38 -0400
Message-ID<15dffihyl6bzm.konabxzhkx4y$.dlg@40tude.net>
In reply to#13119
On Wed, 12 Mar 2014 23:12:58 -0400, Jerry Stuckle wrote:

> On 3/12/2014 10:52 PM, richard wrote:
>> Now that I have my site opening with randomly selected songs, I need a bit
>> more script to add to it.
>>
>> I have a database setup to keep track of the songs played.
>> What I want a script for is this:
>> JS detects when the song is being played, then PHP will access the database
>> and report it.
>> Or maybe in some possible way using ajax?
>>
>> On the pages where I use another audio player, I set the script so that PHP
>> would report the "hit" as the song is chosen.
>>
>> If you want the job, you got it.
>>
> 
> I can do it for you.  But you wouldn't like my price.

make an offer.

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#13123

FromDoug Miller <doug_at_milmac_dot_com@example.com>
Date2014-03-13 14:26 +0000
Message-ID<XnsA2EF6A36FB48Cdougmilmaccom@78.46.70.116>
In reply to#13120
richard <noreply@example.com> wrote in news:15dffihyl6bzm.konabxzhkx4y$.dlg@
40tude.net:

> On Wed, 12 Mar 2014 23:12:58 -0400, Jerry Stuckle wrote:
> 
>> On 3/12/2014 10:52 PM, richard wrote:
>>> Now that I have my site opening with randomly selected songs, I need a bit
>>> more script to add to it.
>>>
>>> I have a database setup to keep track of the songs played.
>>> What I want a script for is this:
>>> JS detects when the song is being played, then PHP will access the database
>>> and report it.
>>> Or maybe in some possible way using ajax?
>>>
>>> On the pages where I use another audio player, I set the script so that PHP
>>> would report the "hit" as the song is chosen.
>>>
>>> If you want the job, you got it.
>>>
>> 
>> I can do it for you.  But you wouldn't like my price.
> 
> make an offer.

With you as the client? $500 per hour, with a 20-hour minimum. In gold. In advance.

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#13122

FromDoug Miller <doug_at_milmac_dot_com@example.com>
Date2014-03-13 14:25 +0000
Message-ID<XnsA2EF6A0D2E6B7dougmilmaccom@78.46.70.116>
In reply to#13116
richard <noreply@example.com> wrote in news:lg0vcquozms5$.h7xfb91oi8v1$.dlg@
40tude.net:

> Now that I have my site opening with randomly selected songs, I need a bit
> more script to add to it.
> 
> I have a database setup to keep track of the songs played.
> What I want a script for is this:
> JS detects when the song is being played, then PHP will access the database
> and report it.
> Or maybe in some possible way using ajax?
> 
> On the pages where I use another audio player, I set the script so that PHP
> would report the "hit" as the song is chosen.
> 
> If you want the job, you got it.

Sure to be featured soon at www.clientsfromhell.net

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#13125

FromDerek Turner <frderek@cesmail.net>
Date2014-03-13 17:16 +0000
Message-ID<boe7flFaionU1@mid.individual.net>
In reply to#13116
On Wed, 12 Mar 2014 22:52:41 -0400, richard wrote:


> I have a database setup <snip>
> If you want the job, you got it.

Tell you what, Richard, you produce a properly-normalized MySQL database 
to work with and I'll have a go for free :)

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#13126

Fromrichard <noreply@example.com>
Date2014-03-13 13:58 -0400
Message-ID<cryeinwotg40$.127w5qsj2c3dh$.dlg@40tude.net>
In reply to#13125
On 13 Mar 2014 17:16:37 GMT, Derek Turner wrote:

> On Wed, 12 Mar 2014 22:52:41 -0400, richard wrote:
> 
> 
>> I have a database setup <snip>
>> If you want the job, you got it.
> 
> Tell you what, Richard, you produce a properly-normalized MySQL database 
> to work with and I'll have a go for free :)

how do you know what I've got since you can't see it?

The table I have now consists of the following information:
1) songID
2) hits
3) title
4) artist
5) license
the last column is primarily for use by either BMI or ASCAP for helping
them when my quarterly report is due. It is optional.

I use the wordpress standalone audio player.
As it is the simplest audio player available.

you can email me through info[at]mroldies.net

Along with the hit counter, I would like to have some information displayed
just below the player as the song is played. Like year and peak.

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#13127

FromDerek Turner <frderek@cesmail.net>
Date2014-03-13 18:08 +0000
Message-ID<boeagpFaionU2@mid.individual.net>
In reply to#13126
On Thu, 13 Mar 2014 13:58:19 -0400, richard wrote:

> how do you know what I've got since you can't see it?

et's just call it intuition based on previous experience, shall we?

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#13128

FromDerek Turner <frderek@cesmail.net>
Date2014-03-13 18:12 +0000
Message-ID<boeanoFbgcfU1@mid.individual.net>
In reply to#13126
On Thu, 13 Mar 2014 13:58:19 -0400, richard wrote:

> The table I have now consists of the following information:
> 1) songID 2) hits 3) title 4) artist 5) license the last column is
> primarily for use by either BMI or ASCAP for helping them when my
> quarterly report is due. It is optional.

And you see nothing wrong or not-normalized about that?

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#13129

Fromrichard <noreply@example.com>
Date2014-03-13 14:30 -0400
Message-ID<x2byd8ma3u7.6e4l4xlfwkkg.dlg@40tude.net>
In reply to#13128
On 13 Mar 2014 18:12:08 GMT, Derek Turner wrote:

> On Thu, 13 Mar 2014 13:58:19 -0400, richard wrote:
> 
>> The table I have now consists of the following information:
>> 1) songID 2) hits 3) title 4) artist 5) license the last column is
>> primarily for use by either BMI or ASCAP for helping them when my
>> quarterly report is due. It is optional.
> 
> And you see nothing wrong or not-normalized about that?

you tell me how it should be.
I don't see the need of creating two tables when one will work just the
same.

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#13130

Fromrichard <noreply@example.com>
Date2014-03-13 14:48 -0400
Message-ID<1dz0w2tr8lk9a.1fzkxw792h5lr$.dlg@40tude.net>
In reply to#13128
On 13 Mar 2014 18:12:08 GMT, Derek Turner wrote:

> On Thu, 13 Mar 2014 13:58:19 -0400, richard wrote:
> 
>> The table I have now consists of the following information:
>> 1) songID 2) hits 3) title 4) artist 5) license the last column is
>> primarily for use by either BMI or ASCAP for helping them when my
>> quarterly report is due. It is optional.
> 
> And you see nothing wrong or not-normalized about that?

http://ftp.nchu.edu.tw/MySQL/tech-resources/articles/intro-to-normalization.html

I had a look at this so called normilisation crap.
In order to find the author of a given book, along with the ISBN, he has to
search through 3 tables.
As well as keeping track of things in his code.

He totally compounds all of the information he wants in 10 tables.
IMO overloading the server as well as needless memory usage.
Like ost of you guys here in this forum, if it needs more than three
columns, create another table.

If he needs to delte a book, then he has to delte all the entires that
correspond in 10 tables.
Again, overloading the server needlessly.

In his case, I can see using 2 tables.
One for the book information, and one for the author information.
That way, when a book is deleted, the author information is maintained.

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#13131

FromDoug Miller <doug_at_milmac_dot_com@example.com>
Date2014-03-13 19:17 +0000
Message-ID<XnsA2EF9B8DADAEFdougmilmaccom@78.46.70.116>
In reply to#13130
richard <noreply@example.com> wrote in news:1dz0w2tr8lk9a.1fzkxw792h5lr$.dlg@
40tude.net:

> 
> http://ftp.nchu.edu.tw/MySQL/tech-resources/articles/intro-to-normalization.html
> 
> I had a look at this so called normilisation crap.

Maybe you should actually *read* it instead of just "having a look" at it.

Next you should consider that perhaps people who have made a career out of database 
design might understand a bit more about it than you do.

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#13137

FromTobiah <toby@tobiah.org>
Date2014-03-14 10:16 -0700
Message-ID<oPGUu.20568$ac6.7637@fx24.iad>
In reply to#13130
> I had a look at this so called normilisation crap.

Damnit.  Coffee on the screen again.

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#13132

FromDerek Turner <frderek@cesmail.net>
Date2014-03-14 07:09 +0000
Message-ID<bofo9mFk92pU2@mid.individual.net>
In reply to#13128
On Thu, 13 Mar 2014 14:48:09 -0400, richard wrote:

> IMO overloading the server as well as needless memory usage.

That 'M' being the only 'O' that counts, of course.

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#13138 — OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP

FromLuuk <luuk@invalid.lan>
Date2014-03-14 18:42 +0100
SubjectOT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP
Message-ID<jkrbva-3ef.ln1@luuk.invalid.lan>
In reply to#13125
On 13-3-2014 18:16, Derek Turner wrote:
> On Wed, 12 Mar 2014 22:52:41 -0400, richard wrote:
>
>
>> I have a database setup <snip>
>> If you want the job, you got it.
>
> Tell you what, Richard, you produce a properly-normalized MySQL database
> to work with and I'll have a go for free :)
>


I'm curious.....

Since when is "properly-normalized MySQL database" on-topic here?

Above question does NOT state that is NOT good to do normalization.

(yeah, i love double use of 'NOT' in 1 sentence ;)

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#13139 — Re: OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP

FromDerek Turner <frderek@cesmail.net>
Date2014-03-14 18:10 +0000
SubjectRe: OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP
Message-ID<boguvtFser1U1@mid.individual.net>
In reply to#13138
On Fri, 14 Mar 2014 18:42:09 +0100, Luuk wrote:

> Since when is "properly-normalized MySQL database" on-topic here?

Richard-baiting is always on-topic here. It's what keeps most of us 
reading this group. :)

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#13268 — Re: OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP

FromThomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de>
Date2014-03-23 17:35 +0100
SubjectRe: OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP
Message-ID<35788770.v5W8PcIFlC@PointedEars.de>
In reply to#13139
Derek Turner wrote:

> On Fri, 14 Mar 2014 18:42:09 +0100, Luuk wrote:
>> Since when is "properly-normalized MySQL database" on-topic here?
> 
> Richard-baiting

Isn’t that _biting_ instead – some of us still biting the bait that 
“richard” presents to us?

> is always on-topic here. It's what keeps most of us reading this group. :)

I for one could do better without all that bickering.  I certainly do better 
without his postings already.  Please do not feed the troll.

-- 
PointedEars

Twitter: @PointedEars2
Please do not Cc: me. / Bitte keine Kopien per E-Mail.

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#13140 — Re: OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP

Fromrichard <noreply@example.com>
Date2014-03-14 14:46 -0400
SubjectRe: OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP
Message-ID<itrl6zzypeyf.1apf15wetw6wq.dlg@40tude.net>
In reply to#13138
On Fri, 14 Mar 2014 18:42:09 +0100, Luuk wrote:

> On 13-3-2014 18:16, Derek Turner wrote:
>> On Wed, 12 Mar 2014 22:52:41 -0400, richard wrote:
>>
>>
>>> I have a database setup <snip>
>>> If you want the job, you got it.
>>
>> Tell you what, Richard, you produce a properly-normalized MySQL database
>> to work with and I'll have a go for free :)
>>
> 
> 
> I'm curious.....
> 
> Since when is "properly-normalized MySQL database" on-topic here?
> 
> Above question does NOT state that is NOT good to do normalization.
> 
> (yeah, i love double use of 'NOT' in 1 sentence ;)

because the master dorks in this group say it is.
php and mysql kind of go hand in hand anyway.
Can you use mysql commands without a page declaration being php?
IMO, mysql is kind of a subset of php.

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#13143 — Re: OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP

FromTobiah <toby@tobiah.org>
Date2014-03-14 12:43 -0700
SubjectRe: OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP
Message-ID<iZIUu.3692$jI4.2877@fx10.iad>
In reply to#13140
> Can you use mysql commands without a page declaration being php?
> IMO, mysql is kind of a subset of php.

Most mainstream languages will have support for MySQL and many
other database server flavors.  MySQL is no more tied to PHP
than any other of these languages.

But I get the feeling I'm being trolled.

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#13147 — Re: OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP

FromDoug Miller <doug_at_milmac_dot_com@example.com>
Date2014-03-14 22:13 +0000
SubjectRe: OT [normalized database] : Re: willing to hire someone who knows both JS and PHP
Message-ID<XnsA2F0B94FC84FBdougmilmaccom@78.46.70.116>
In reply to#13143
Tobiah <toby@tobiah.org> wrote in news:iZIUu.3692$jI4.2877@fx10.iad:

> 
>> Can you use mysql commands without a page declaration being php?
>> IMO, mysql is kind of a subset of php.
> 
> Most mainstream languages will have support for MySQL and many
> other database server flavors.  MySQL is no more tied to PHP
> than any other of these languages.
> 
> But I get the feeling I'm being trolled.

No, sadly, you're not; richard has quite accurately expressed the level of his understanding.

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