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Re: A modest proposal

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On Wed, 15 Jan 2014 00:23:53 +0000, Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:

> Doug Miller wrote:
> 
>> In anticipation of what is sure to be coming soon, I suggest we all
>> agree that the next time richard insults or abuses anyone who is
>> attempting to answer his questions or explain his errors, none of us
>> shall respond to any of his posts until he apologizes for the insult or
>> abuse.
>> 
>> I'm in, if others agree. Who's with me? BTS? Denis? PointedHead?
> 
> It's always one of two things that causes me to respond to him:
> 
> 	1) His complete lack of skills and ability to learn 2) His 
rudeness
> 
> Usually both.   ;-)   (But I won't write any code for him.)

I won't write his code for him, but I will write code (like the 
following) which might demonstrate (if he runs it and reads and studies 
carefully the output) to him what he's still failing to comprehend. 
Doubtful though.

<?php

if ( 0 == "A" ) echo "0 == \"A\" is true\n";
else echo "0 == \"A\" is false\n";

if ( 0 <= "A" ) echo "0 <= \"A\" is true\n";
else echo "0 <= \"A\" is false\n";

if ( 0 >= "A" ) echo "0 >= \"A\" is true\n";
else echo "0 >= \"A\" is false\n";

if ( 0 == "Z" ) echo "0 == \"Z\" is true\n";
else echo "0 == \"Z\" is false\n";

if ( 0 <= "Z" ) echo "0 <= \"Z\" is true\n";
else echo "0 <= \"Z\" is false\n";

if ( 0 >= "Z" ) echo "0 >= \"Z\" is true\n";
else echo "0 >= \"Z\" is false\n";

if ( "text" ) echo "\"text\" is true\n";
else echo "\"text\" is false\n";

if ( "A" ) echo "\"A\" is true\n";
else echo "\"A\" is false\n";

if ( "A" || "B" || "C" ) echo "\"A\" || \"B\" || \"C\" is true\n";
else echo "\"A\" || \"B\" || \"C\" is false\n";

switch ( "text" ) {

    case "A" || "B": 
        echo "\"text\" == (\"A\" || \"B\") because \"text\" and (\"A\" || 
\"B\") both evaluate as true\n"; 
        break;

    default:
        echo "\"text\" != (\"A\" || \"B\") because \"text\" and (\"A\" || 
\"B\") do not both evaluate as true\n"; 
        break;

}

-- 
Denis McMahon, denismfmcmahon@gmail.com

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A modest proposal Doug Miller <doug_at_milmac_dot_com@example.com> - 2014-01-14 22:29 +0000
  Re: A modest proposal The Natural Philosopher <tnp@invalid.invalid> - 2014-01-14 23:16 +0000
  Re: A modest proposal Tim Streater <timstreater@greenbee.net> - 2014-01-14 23:23 +0000
  Re: A modest proposal "Beauregard T. Shagnasty" <a.nony.mous@example.invalid> - 2014-01-15 00:23 +0000
    Re: A modest proposal Denis McMahon <denismfmcmahon@gmail.com> - 2014-01-15 01:03 +0000
  Re: A modest proposal Ed Mullen <ejOBVIOUSLYREMOVE@edmullen.net> - 2014-01-14 20:12 -0500
    Re: A modest proposal Doug Miller <doug_at_milmac_dot_com@example.com> - 2014-01-15 01:42 +0000
  Re: A modest proposal richard <noreply@example.com> - 2014-01-15 10:00 -0500
    Re: A modest proposal Evan Platt <evan@theobvious.espphotography.com.invalid> - 2014-01-15 07:32 -0800
    Re: A modest proposal Doug Miller <doug_at_milmac_dot_com@example.com> - 2014-01-15 15:48 +0000
      Re: A modest proposal richard <noreply@example.com> - 2014-01-15 13:12 -0500
        Re: A modest proposal Evan Platt <evan@theobvious.espphotography.com.invalid> - 2014-01-18 20:59 -0800

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