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Re: Monkey gibberish

From The Natural Philosopher <tnp@invalid.invalid>
Newsgroups comp.lang.javascript
Subject Re: Monkey gibberish
Date 2021-12-21 15:40 +0000
Organization A little, after lunch
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On 21/12/2021 12:41, Arno Welzel wrote:
> Jonas Thörnvall:
> 
>> I have a bit hard to read monkey gibberish, is there a way to explain this to someone who is not fullfledged retarded?
>>
>> .then(res => res.arrayBuffer())
>> .then(ArrayBuffer => ctx.decodeAudioData(ArrayBuffer));
>>
>> Specifically
>> .then  =>
>> Is there another way to write it that may not be gibberish?
> 
> Just because you don't know every detail about JavaScript does not mean
> that this is "gibberish".
> 
> See:
> 
> <https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/JavaScript/Reference/Global_Objects/Promise>
> 
> 
And remember that te primary purpose of extending computer languages is to
- make yourself look smart
- sell text books
- sell training courses
- make people who don't buy the above effectively redundant, as they can 
no longer understand your code.


The fact that async syntax in JavaShite is total utter crap, is, in this 
context, an advantage. I mean what tosser invented 'promise' ?

I guess it was some millennial snoflake who once saw the term, 
'master-slave' in a textbook ' and 'male plug female socket' in a parts 
catalogue and was so embarrassed and shamed that he/she/it had to scrape 
the linguistic barrel for a non offensive LBGT, a-racial non culturally 
offensive way of describing a future token. I mean christmasCard? 
Religion arrgh!

Wait for the response ILiedAboutThePromise...


-- 
“It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established 
authorities are wrong.”

― Voltaire, The Age of Louis XIV

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Monkey gibberish Jonas Thörnvall <jonas.thornvall@gmail.com> - 2021-12-20 13:19 -0800
  Re: Monkey gibberish luserdroog <luser.droog@gmail.com> - 2021-12-20 15:00 -0800
    Re: Monkey gibberish Jon Ribbens <jon+usenet@unequivocal.eu> - 2021-12-20 23:34 +0000
      Re: Monkey gibberish Jonas Thörnvall <jonas.thornvall@gmail.com> - 2021-12-22 12:26 -0800
        Re: Monkey gibberish Jonas Thörnvall <jonas.thornvall@gmail.com> - 2021-12-22 12:32 -0800
          Re: Monkey gibberish Jonas Thörnvall <jonas.thornvall@gmail.com> - 2021-12-22 12:53 -0800
            Re: Monkey gibberish The Natural Philosopher <tnp@invalid.invalid> - 2021-12-23 12:15 +0000
  Re: Monkey gibberish Arno Welzel <usenet@arnowelzel.de> - 2021-12-21 13:41 +0100
    Re: Monkey gibberish The Natural Philosopher <tnp@invalid.invalid> - 2021-12-21 15:40 +0000
      Re: Monkey gibberish Arno Welzel <usenet@arnowelzel.de> - 2021-12-22 10:30 +0100
        Re: Monkey gibberish The Natural Philosopher <tnp@invalid.invalid> - 2021-12-22 12:05 +0000
    Re: Monkey gibberish Jonas Thörnvall <jonas.thornvall@gmail.com> - 2021-12-21 10:00 -0800
      Re: Monkey gibberish Jonas Thörnvall <jonas.thornvall@gmail.com> - 2021-12-21 10:21 -0800
        Re: Monkey gibberish Jonas Thörnvall <jonas.thornvall@gmail.com> - 2021-12-21 10:26 -0800
          Re: Monkey gibberish Jonas Thörnvall <jonas.thornvall@gmail.com> - 2021-12-21 12:24 -0800
            Re: Monkey gibberish Jonas Thörnvall <jonas.thornvall@gmail.com> - 2021-12-21 15:06 -0800
            Re: Monkey gibberish Jonas Thörnvall <jonas.thornvall@gmail.com> - 2021-12-21 15:08 -0800
              Re: Monkey gibberish Jonas Thörnvall <jonas.thornvall@gmail.com> - 2021-12-21 15:08 -0800
                Re: Monkey gibberish Arno Welzel <usenet@arnowelzel.de> - 2021-12-22 10:33 +0100
      Re: Monkey gibberish Arno Welzel <usenet@arnowelzel.de> - 2021-12-22 10:31 +0100
        Re: Monkey gibberish Jonas Thörnvall <jonas.thornvall@gmail.com> - 2021-12-22 03:34 -0800
          Re: Monkey gibberish Jonas Thörnvall <jonas.thornvall@gmail.com> - 2021-12-22 03:41 -0800
            Re: Monkey gibberish Arno Welzel <usenet@arnowelzel.de> - 2021-12-22 17:12 +0100
            Re: Monkey gibberish John Harris <niam@jghnorth.org.uk.invalid> - 2021-12-22 18:26 +0000
              Re: Monkey gibberish Jonas Thörnvall <jonas.thornvall@gmail.com> - 2021-12-22 12:05 -0800
                Re: Monkey gibberish Arno Welzel <usenet@arnowelzel.de> - 2021-12-23 02:37 +0100

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