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Re: Wait on keyboard

From John Harris <niam@jghnorth.org.uk.invalid>
Newsgroups comp.lang.javascript
Subject Re: Wait on keyboard
Date 2016-03-12 13:16 +0000
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On Fri, 11 Mar 2016 12:22:29 -0800 (PST), jonas.thornvall@gmail.com
wrote:

  <snip>
>No these are anal people they can't fucking go for wait until (keypress=="32!) then do "what the fuck ever".
  <snip>

You write 
  wait until (keypress==32);
in your program and it's legal because ECMAScript has been enhanced
the way you wanted. But your program is running in the web server and
there is *no* User Interface! 

What should the compiler do when it sees this? Obviously, it should
send an e-mail to the ECMA committee saying that they are bloody
idiots for putting such a stupid thing in the language.


>Well you retarded, anal *MOTHERFUCKERS* are in for a wakeup call.

It looks as though the wakeup call has already hit a programmer who
splashes code down without thinking and then discovers the all too
predictable consequences.

  John

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Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-11 02:30 -0800
  Re: Wait on keyboard Tim Streater <timstreater@greenbee.net> - 2016-03-11 10:37 +0000
  Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-11 02:50 -0800
    Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-11 03:13 -0800
      Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-11 03:23 -0800
        Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-11 03:32 -0800
          Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-11 03:39 -0800
            Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-11 04:41 -0800
              Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-11 05:00 -0800
                Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-11 05:43 -0800
      Re: Wait on keyboard Tim Streater <timstreater@greenbee.net> - 2016-03-11 12:13 +0000
  Re: Wait on keyboard "Mr. Man-wai Chang" <toylet.toylet@gmail.com> - 2016-03-11 21:52 +0800
    Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-11 07:29 -0800
  Re: Wait on keyboard Stefan Weiss <krewecherl@gmail.com> - 2016-03-11 17:00 +0100
    Re: Wait on keyboard Stefan Weiss <krewecherl@gmail.com> - 2016-03-11 17:11 +0100
      Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-11 08:32 -0800
        Re: Wait on keyboard Stefan Weiss <krewecherl@gmail.com> - 2016-03-11 20:20 +0100
      Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-11 08:55 -0800
        Re: Wait on keyboard Aleksandro <aleksandro@gmx.com> - 2016-03-11 16:30 -0300
          Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-11 11:46 -0800
            Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-11 12:22 -0800
              Re: Wait on keyboard Aleksandro <aleksandro@gmx.com> - 2016-03-11 17:25 -0300
                Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-11 12:32 -0800
                Re: Wait on keyboard Aleksandro <aleksandro@gmx.com> - 2016-03-11 17:42 -0300
                Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-11 12:52 -0800
                Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-11 12:47 -0800
                Re: Wait on keyboard "Michael Haufe (TNO)" <tno@thenewobjective.com> - 2016-03-11 18:39 -0800
              Re: Wait on keyboard "Michael Haufe (TNO)" <tno@thenewobjective.com> - 2016-03-11 18:37 -0800
              Re: Wait on keyboard John Harris <niam@jghnorth.org.uk.invalid> - 2016-03-12 13:16 +0000
                Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-12 05:57 -0800
                Re: Wait on keyboard John Harris <niam@jghnorth.org.uk.invalid> - 2016-03-13 10:31 +0000
                Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-13 05:55 -0700
                Re: Wait on keyboard "Evertjan." <exxjxw.hannivoort@inter.nl.net> - 2016-03-13 17:19 +0100
                Re: Wait on keyboard Scott Sauyet <scott.sauyet@gmail.com> - 2016-03-13 13:01 -0700
                Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-13 15:19 -0700
                Re: Wait on keyboard Aleksandro <aleksandro@gmx.com> - 2016-03-13 20:08 -0300
                Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-13 21:45 -0700
                Re: Wait on keyboard Aleksandro <aleksandro@gmx.com> - 2016-03-14 01:50 -0300
                Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-13 22:39 -0700
                Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-13 22:46 -0700
                Re: Wait on keyboard Scott Sauyet <scott.sauyet@gmail.com> - 2016-03-14 11:54 -0700
                Re: Wait on keyboard Tim Streater <timstreater@greenbee.net> - 2016-03-14 08:31 +0000
                Re: Wait on keyboard John Harris <niam@jghnorth.org.uk.invalid> - 2016-03-14 10:43 +0000
                Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-12 06:04 -0800
                Re: Wait on keyboard "Evertjan." <exxjxw.hannivoort@inter.nl.net> - 2016-03-12 15:22 +0100
                Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-12 07:46 -0800
                Re: Wait on keyboard Tim Streater <timstreater@greenbee.net> - 2016-03-12 15:52 +0000
                Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-12 09:25 -0800
                Re: Wait on keyboard Aleksandro <aleksandro@gmx.com> - 2016-03-12 20:16 -0300
                Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-12 15:57 -0800
                Re: Wait on keyboard Aleksandro <aleksandro@gmx.com> - 2016-03-12 21:07 -0300
                Re: Wait on keyboard Scott Sauyet <scott.sauyet@gmail.com> - 2016-03-12 21:27 -0800
                Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-13 03:08 -0700
                Re: Wait on keyboard "Evertjan." <exxjxw.hannivoort@inter.nl.net> - 2016-03-12 23:30 +0100
                Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-12 06:15 -0800
            Re: Wait on keyboard "Michael Haufe (TNO)" <tno@thenewobjective.com> - 2016-03-11 18:33 -0800
              Re: Wait on keyboard jonas.thornvall@gmail.com - 2016-03-12 03:01 -0800
    Re: Wait on keyboard "Michael Haufe (TNO)" <tno@thenewobjective.com> - 2016-03-11 18:30 -0800
    Re: Wait on keyboard Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2016-03-12 04:44 +0100
      Re: Wait on keyboard Stefan Weiss <krewecherl@gmail.com> - 2016-03-12 11:21 +0100
        Re: Wait on keyboard Stefan Weiss <krewecherl@gmail.com> - 2016-03-12 11:27 +0100
        Re: Wait on keyboard Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2016-03-12 14:44 +0100
    Re: Wait on keyboard "Mr. Man-wai Chang" <toylet.toylet@gmail.com> - 2016-03-14 18:58 +0800

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