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| Started by | Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> |
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| First post | 2016-06-28 10:12 -0700 |
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Twitter Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> - 2016-06-28 10:12 -0700
Re: Twitter Cydrome Leader <presence@MUNGEpanix.com> - 2016-06-28 18:44 +0000
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Re: Twitter Geoff Gass <glg@tanzenmb.com> - 2016-07-16 17:24 +0000
Re: Twitter Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> - 2016-07-16 11:35 -0700
Re: Twitter Geoff Gass <glg@tanzenmb.com> - 2016-07-16 19:23 +0000
Re: Twitter Cydrome Leader <presence@MUNGEpanix.com> - 2016-07-18 15:50 +0000
Re: Twitter Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> - 2016-07-18 12:36 -0700
Re: Twitter smr <smr@ftupet.com> - 2016-07-18 20:20 +0000
Re: Twitter Cydrome Leader <presence@MUNGEpanix.com> - 2016-07-18 20:58 +0000
Re: Twitter Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> - 2016-07-18 19:34 -0700
Re: Twitter smr <smr@ftupet.com> - 2016-07-19 16:54 +0000
Re: Twitter Cydrome Leader <presence@MUNGEpanix.com> - 2016-07-19 23:39 +0000
Re: Twitter Max <betatron@gmail.com> - 2016-07-19 16:35 -0500
Re: Twitter Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> - 2016-07-19 15:18 -0700
Re: Twitter Max <betatron@gmail.com> - 2016-07-19 19:27 -0500
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Re: Twitter Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> - 2016-07-19 21:40 -0700
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Re: Twitter Cydrome Leader <presence@MUNGEpanix.com> - 2016-07-18 17:34 +0000
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Re: Twitter Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> - 2016-07-18 12:45 -0700
Re: Twitter Bruce Esquibel <bje@ripco.com> - 2016-07-17 12:35 +0000
Re: Twitter Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> - 2016-07-17 10:25 -0700
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Re: Twitter Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> - 2016-07-16 11:46 -0700
Re: Twitter Michele <eatshitanddie@spammers.com> - 2016-07-17 01:25 -0500
Re: Twitter Cydrome Leader <presence@MUNGEpanix.com> - 2016-07-18 17:36 +0000
Re: Twitter Michele <eatshitanddie@spammers.com> - 2016-07-18 14:10 -0500
Re: Twitter Geoff Gass <glg@tanzenmb.com> - 2016-07-12 14:30 +0000
Re: Twitter Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> - 2016-07-12 10:19 -0700
Re: Twitter Geoff Gass <glg@tanzenmb.com> - 2016-07-12 20:06 +0000
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Re: Twitter smr <me@shawnritchie.com> - 2016-07-12 19:48 -0500
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| From | Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> |
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| Date | 2016-07-18 19:34 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <b7e72d38-3fbb-449c-b21a-0960f3925993@googlegroups.com> |
| In reply to | #3640 |
On Monday, July 18, 2016 at 3:58:27 PM UTC-5, Cydrome Leader wrote: > You're not very good at life. You said your packed full of goodness > homeless cart won't fit on a bus. Take more trips on the bus with less > stuff. I'm also going to call bullshit on you dragging any cart with three > 15 gallon containers anything on it. Anybody that whines about "17 block > walks" is a fucking drama queen and too weak to even haul half of what you > claim you do. Plus, you'd probably get lost and never find your way back > to feed your rats. I already acknowledged that you and your ilk are my bettors for I am poor. I can't afford a car or an Iphone or a Coach handbag or even a gym membership so I can run on a wheel like a hamster. When they tore down my Aldis, a grocery store for those of us left in this neighborhood who are poor and impoverished it forced me to walk by where I may end up soon, under a bridge. There but for the grace of god go I. I never whined about my 17 block walk. It's you who whine for me. They already marked a 2 1/2 lot property behind my place with the death survey marks which means a 38 foot concrete block McCrapbox will be going up tearing down 2 more 100+ year old buildings forcing out other poor neighbors, including a cab driver I have known for over 20 years. Although I didn't have rats last winter, I most certainly will have rats this winter and you can not only make fun of my misfortune in life as you are want to do, but also that I must live with rats again. Thank you for you empathy. I'm sure your soul is perfect and you have earned everything in this life so your path to enlightenment is just a hop, skip and a jump away. > You're the lazy one, unless it comes to bitching and moaning. Still > pondering what foods to share with your homeless pals? Think hard about > this, you'll be living with them pretty soon and best not have any bad > blood with them. If I get Usenet access while living under a bridge will you bring me some food kind sir? I like burritos.
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| From | smr <smr@ftupet.com> |
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| Date | 2016-07-19 16:54 +0000 |
| Message-ID | <slrnnosmqh.l7a.smr@ftupet.ftupet.com> |
| In reply to | #3641 |
On 2016-07-19, Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> wrote: > for I am poor. I can't > afford a car or an Iphone or a Coach handbag or even a gym > membership so I can run on a wheel like a hamster. When they tore > down my Aldis, a grocery store for those of us left in this > neighborhood who are poor and impoverished it forced me to walk > by where I may end up soon, under a bridge. > There but for the grace of god go I. > > I never whined about my 17 block walk. It's you who whine for me. > They already marked a 2 1/2 lot property behind my place with the > death survey marks which means a 38 foot concrete block McCrapbox > will be going up tearing down 2 more 100+ year old buildings forcing > out other poor neighbors, including a cab driver I have known > for over 20 years. Although I didn't have rats last winter, > I most certainly will have rats this winter and you can not > only make fun of my misfortune in life as you are want to do, > but also that I must live > with rats again. Thank you for you empathy. I'm sure your > soul is perfect and you have earned everything in this life > so your path to enlightenment is just a hop, skip and a jump > away. > > > If I get Usenet access while living under a bridge will you bring > me some food kind sir? I like burritos. > Speaking of... you manage to bring any to your soon-to-be viaduct neighbors yet? Or is five weeks of planning still not quite enough time to untie that particular Gordian knot? -- smr
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| From | Cydrome Leader <presence@MUNGEpanix.com> |
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| Date | 2016-07-19 23:39 +0000 |
| Message-ID | <nmmdnf$d1$2@reader1.panix.com> |
| In reply to | #3641 |
Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> wrote: > On Monday, July 18, 2016 at 3:58:27 PM UTC-5, Cydrome Leader wrote: > >> You're not very good at life. You said your packed full of goodness >> homeless cart won't fit on a bus. Take more trips on the bus with less >> stuff. I'm also going to call bullshit on you dragging any cart with three >> 15 gallon containers anything on it. Anybody that whines about "17 block >> walks" is a fucking drama queen and too weak to even haul half of what you >> claim you do. Plus, you'd probably get lost and never find your way back >> to feed your rats. > > I already acknowledged that you and your ilk are my bettors > for I am poor. I can't > afford a car or an Iphone or a Coach handbag or even a gym > membership so I can run on a wheel like a hamster. When they tore > down my Aldis, a grocery store for those of us left in this > neighborhood who are poor and impoverished it forced me to walk > by where I may end up soon, under a bridge. > There but for the grace of god go I. > > I never whined about my 17 block walk. It's you who whine for me. > They already marked a 2 1/2 lot property behind my place with the > death survey marks which means a 38 foot concrete block McCrapbox > will be going up tearing down 2 more 100+ year old buildings forcing > out other poor neighbors, including a cab driver I have known > for over 20 years. Although I didn't have rats last winter, > I most certainly will have rats this winter and you can not > only make fun of my misfortune in life as you are want to do, > but also that I must live > with rats again. Thank you for you empathy. I'm sure your > soul is perfect and you have earned everything in this life > so your path to enlightenment is just a hop, skip and a jump > away. Cool story. I can't want to hear you recite that one on the train every day. >> You're the lazy one, unless it comes to bitching and moaning. Still >> pondering what foods to share with your homeless pals? Think hard about >> this, you'll be living with them pretty soon and best not have any bad >> blood with them. > > If I get Usenet access while living under a bridge will you bring > me some food kind sir? I like burritos. Burritos are too salty, plus I've concluded you won't have access to a microwave or oven. It would be cruel to give you a couple frozen burritos, so I won't bother.
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| From | Max <betatron@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2016-07-19 16:35 -0500 |
| Message-ID | <nmm6f4$sen$1@ftupet.ftupet.com> |
| In reply to | #3637 |
On 2016-07-18 19:36:15 +0000, Crawford Sausage Company said: > On Monday, July 18, 2016 at 10:50:52 AM UTC-5, Cydrome Leader wrote: > >> Here's a wild idea. Buy less shit in each trip. There's no reason to hoard >> the stuff from aldis. > > You must not have been very good at math. The cost of each trip > is a 17 block walk. The more that can be hauled in each trip means > the less trips that need to be made. And you want to be my > shipping coordinator? > > I realize most people here are too lazy to walk more than > a block and will probably drive your gas guzzlers until you're > too old to see and end up running a bunch of young TOD people, who > forsaked their cars for a pedestrian lifestyle, > over because the two block walk to the 7-11 is too far because > your legs are too weak from sitting all your life. Oh once > in awhile you go to the gym and run in a wheel like a hamster > and then wonder why you're still gaining weight and your > cholesterol is so high. Keep driving and taking Lipitor. > Big Pharma loves you people. 17 blocks is just shy of 3 miles! You should swipe a shopping cart.
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| From | Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> |
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| Date | 2016-07-19 15:18 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <f93c1d80-b7dc-4e23-a4e6-bfa92814c985@googlegroups.com> |
| In reply to | #3643 |
On Tuesday, July 19, 2016 at 4:40:02 PM UTC-5, Max wrote: > On 2016-07-18 19:36:15 +0000, Crawford Sausage Company said: > > > On Monday, July 18, 2016 at 10:50:52 AM UTC-5, Cydrome Leader wrote: > > > >> Here's a wild idea. Buy less shit in each trip. There's no reason to hoard > >> the stuff from aldis. > > > > You must not have been very good at math. The cost of each trip > > is a 17 block walk. The more that can be hauled in each trip means > > the less trips that need to be made. And you want to be my > > shipping coordinator? > > > > I realize most people here are too lazy to walk more than > > a block and will probably drive your gas guzzlers until you're > > too old to see and end up running a bunch of young TOD people, who > > forsaked their cars for a pedestrian lifestyle, > > over because the two block walk to the 7-11 is too far because > > your legs are too weak from sitting all your life. Oh once > > in awhile you go to the gym and run in a wheel like a hamster > > and then wonder why you're still gaining weight and your > > cholesterol is so high. Keep driving and taking Lipitor. > > Big Pharma loves you people. > > 17 blocks is just shy of 3 miles! You should swipe a shopping cart. There are 8 blocks to a mile. The wheels on a shopping cart are for smooth surfaces and suck on uneven sidewalks and over potholes. Plus, I still have some dignity.
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| From | Max <betatron@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2016-07-19 19:27 -0500 |
| Message-ID | <nmmgi3$2un$1@ftupet.ftupet.com> |
| In reply to | #3644 |
On 2016-07-19 22:18:45 +0000, Crawford Sausage Company said: > On Tuesday, July 19, 2016 at 4:40:02 PM UTC-5, Max wrote: >> On 2016-07-18 19:36:15 +0000, Crawford Sausage Company said: >> >>> On Monday, July 18, 2016 at 10:50:52 AM UTC-5, Cydrome Leader wrote: >>> >>>> Here's a wild idea. Buy less shit in each trip. There's no reason to hoard >>>> the stuff from aldis. >>> >>> You must not have been very good at math. The cost of each trip >>> is a 17 block walk. The more that can be hauled in each trip means >>> the less trips that need to be made. And you want to be my >>> shipping coordinator? >>> >>> I realize most people here are too lazy to walk more than >>> a block and will probably drive your gas guzzlers until you're >>> too old to see and end up running a bunch of young TOD people, who >>> forsaked their cars for a pedestrian lifestyle, >>> over because the two block walk to the 7-11 is too far because >>> your legs are too weak from sitting all your life. Oh once >>> in awhile you go to the gym and run in a wheel like a hamster >>> and then wonder why you're still gaining weight and your >>> cholesterol is so high. Keep driving and taking Lipitor. >>> Big Pharma loves you people. >> >> 17 blocks is just shy of 3 miles! You should swipe a shopping cart. > > There are 8 blocks to a mile. The wheels on a shopping cart are for > smooth surfaces and suck on uneven sidewalks and over potholes. > Plus, I still have some dignity. Bike lanes, curbside improvements, gutter lane improvements etc. will get you q long way, which doesn't count the 1000 miles of fresh sidewalk the MARE is committed to. I'D probably make something out of a skateborard dnd turn iit into a cargo thing that could go fastt... get you through the jungle before they even see you.
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| From | barbie gee <booger@nosespam.com> |
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| Date | 2016-07-19 22:34 -0500 |
| Message-ID | <alpine.DEB.2.10.1607192230400.7299@sghcrg.sghcrg.pbz> |
| In reply to | #3646 |
On Tue, 19 Jul 2016, Max wrote: > On 2016-07-19 22:18:45 +0000, Crawford Sausage Company said: > >> On Tuesday, July 19, 2016 at 4:40:02 PM UTC-5, Max wrote: >>> On 2016-07-18 19:36:15 +0000, Crawford Sausage Company said: >>> >>>> On Monday, July 18, 2016 at 10:50:52 AM UTC-5, Cydrome Leader wrote: >>>> >>>>> Here's a wild idea. Buy less shit in each trip. There's no reason to >>>>> hoard >>>>> the stuff from aldis. >>>> >>>> You must not have been very good at math. The cost of each trip >>>> is a 17 block walk. The more that can be hauled in each trip means >>>> the less trips that need to be made. And you want to be my >>>> shipping coordinator? >>>> >>>> I realize most people here are too lazy to walk more than >>>> a block and will probably drive your gas guzzlers until you're >>>> too old to see and end up running a bunch of young TOD people, who >>>> forsaked their cars for a pedestrian lifestyle, >>>> over because the two block walk to the 7-11 is too far because >>>> your legs are too weak from sitting all your life. Oh once >>>> in awhile you go to the gym and run in a wheel like a hamster >>>> and then wonder why you're still gaining weight and your >>>> cholesterol is so high. Keep driving and taking Lipitor. >>>> Big Pharma loves you people. >>> >>> 17 blocks is just shy of 3 miles! You should swipe a shopping cart. >> >> There are 8 blocks to a mile. The wheels on a shopping cart are for >> smooth surfaces and suck on uneven sidewalks and over potholes. >> Plus, I still have some dignity. > > Bike lanes, curbside improvements, gutter lane improvements etc. will get > you q long way, which doesn't count the 1000 miles of fresh sidewalk the MARE > is committed to. I'D probably make something out of a skateborard dnd turn > iit into a cargo thing that could go fastt... get you through the jungle > before they even see you. I still don't understand why he rejects a cargo bike. He could carry such a shitload of stuff with it. something like this, with front load: <http://www.greenmachinecycles.com/cetma.html> Or some kinda bike w/ trailer thing. I see them alla time on the streets. It would make everything so much easier for him.
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| From | Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> |
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| Date | 2016-07-19 21:40 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <60c2bd7a-07ff-470e-9ae6-d915a77d43ec@googlegroups.com> |
| In reply to | #3647 |
On Tuesday, July 19, 2016 at 10:40:01 PM UTC-5, barbie gee wrote: > On Tue, 19 Jul 2016, Max wrote: > > > On 2016-07-19 22:18:45 +0000, Crawford Sausage Company said: > > > >> On Tuesday, July 19, 2016 at 4:40:02 PM UTC-5, Max wrote: > >>> On 2016-07-18 19:36:15 +0000, Crawford Sausage Company said: > >>> > >>>> On Monday, July 18, 2016 at 10:50:52 AM UTC-5, Cydrome Leader wrote: > >>>> > >>>>> Here's a wild idea. Buy less shit in each trip. There's no reason to > >>>>> hoard > >>>>> the stuff from aldis. > >>>> > >>>> You must not have been very good at math. The cost of each trip > >>>> is a 17 block walk. The more that can be hauled in each trip means > >>>> the less trips that need to be made. And you want to be my > >>>> shipping coordinator? > >>>> > >>>> I realize most people here are too lazy to walk more than > >>>> a block and will probably drive your gas guzzlers until you're > >>>> too old to see and end up running a bunch of young TOD people, who > >>>> forsaked their cars for a pedestrian lifestyle, > >>>> over because the two block walk to the 7-11 is too far because > >>>> your legs are too weak from sitting all your life. Oh once > >>>> in awhile you go to the gym and run in a wheel like a hamster > >>>> and then wonder why you're still gaining weight and your > >>>> cholesterol is so high. Keep driving and taking Lipitor. > >>>> Big Pharma loves you people. > >>> > >>> 17 blocks is just shy of 3 miles! You should swipe a shopping cart. > >> > >> There are 8 blocks to a mile. The wheels on a shopping cart are for > >> smooth surfaces and suck on uneven sidewalks and over potholes. > >> Plus, I still have some dignity. > > > > Bike lanes, curbside improvements, gutter lane improvements etc. will get > > you q long way, which doesn't count the 1000 miles of fresh sidewalk the MARE > > is committed to. I'D probably make something out of a skateborard dnd turn > > iit into a cargo thing that could go fastt... get you through the jungle > > before they even see you. > > I still don't understand why he rejects a cargo bike. > He could carry such a shitload of stuff with it. > something like this, with front load: > <http://www.greenmachinecycles.com/cetma.html> > Or > some kinda bike w/ trailer thing. I see them alla time on the streets. > It would make everything so much easier for him. That's a good idea but those bikes cost in excess of $1000 which means they're a target for thieves and need to be locked up well. I don't want to deal with locking shit up and worrying about people ripping me off for > $1000 then crying to police who really don't give a shit about you or anything but their paychecks. To some people every crime needs to be reported no matter how trivial so police can put it into their massive crime stopper database that will one day do cross referencing and provide redemption to all Everyblock crybabies who dial 911 at every slight. The police are here to baby sit them and make them feel better about their misery. We need more baby sitters err police in our neighborhood they cry. But I digress... I don't want to deal with bullshit like that. If the bike gets ripped off I'll never see it and I'll be out $1000. Fuck that! In 10 months my old Aldis will be back and it will be all brand new and shiny with hundreds of skinny jean hipsters living above.
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| From | Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> |
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| Date | 2016-07-19 21:30 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <517051ca-8448-4009-aaca-67dafa393f42@googlegroups.com> |
| In reply to | #3646 |
On Tuesday, July 19, 2016 at 7:30:02 PM UTC-5, Max wrote: > On 2016-07-19 22:18:45 +0000, Crawford Sausage Company said: > > > On Tuesday, July 19, 2016 at 4:40:02 PM UTC-5, Max wrote: > >> On 2016-07-18 19:36:15 +0000, Crawford Sausage Company said: > >> > >>> On Monday, July 18, 2016 at 10:50:52 AM UTC-5, Cydrome Leader wrote: > >>> > >>>> Here's a wild idea. Buy less shit in each trip. There's no reason to hoard > >>>> the stuff from aldis. > >>> > >>> You must not have been very good at math. The cost of each trip > >>> is a 17 block walk. The more that can be hauled in each trip means > >>> the less trips that need to be made. And you want to be my > >>> shipping coordinator? > >>> > >>> I realize most people here are too lazy to walk more than > >>> a block and will probably drive your gas guzzlers until you're > >>> too old to see and end up running a bunch of young TOD people, who > >>> forsaked their cars for a pedestrian lifestyle, > >>> over because the two block walk to the 7-11 is too far because > >>> your legs are too weak from sitting all your life. Oh once > >>> in awhile you go to the gym and run in a wheel like a hamster > >>> and then wonder why you're still gaining weight and your > >>> cholesterol is so high. Keep driving and taking Lipitor. > >>> Big Pharma loves you people. > >> > >> 17 blocks is just shy of 3 miles! You should swipe a shopping cart. > > > > There are 8 blocks to a mile. The wheels on a shopping cart are for > > smooth surfaces and suck on uneven sidewalks and over potholes. > > Plus, I still have some dignity. > > Bike lanes, curbside improvements, gutter lane improvements etc. will > get you q long way, which doesn't count the 1000 miles of fresh > sidewalk the MARE is committed to. I'D probably make something out > of a skateborard dnd turn iit into a cargo thing that could go fastt... > get you through the jungle before they even see you. Most sidewalks currently suck. Even my neighborhood has patches of bad sidewalk and it gets worse around the Kennedy and Metra bridges. My hand truck has big air filled tires that go over anything. No way dinky little castor wheels last more than a couple trips. My hand truck also has castor wheels and can be pushed around on 4 wheels. There is no way I can use it in that configuration outside the store.
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| From | Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> |
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| Date | 2016-07-16 11:42 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <e7d412cd-e8cc-4bba-b4b1-e07908bd1e73@googlegroups.com> |
| In reply to | #3618 |
On Saturday, July 16, 2016 at 5:43:51 AM UTC-5, Bruce Esquibel wrote: > Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> wrote: > > > You can't carry 3 15 gallon heavy crates filled with groceries on > > a moped. I don't like bikes because you have to lock them up and > > I would need a pedicab to carry what I carry on my hand cart. > > And what the fuck you going to do with 2 feet of snow on the ground or have > a stretch of sub zero weather? > > I dunno why you gave up driving a car but shit mobiles like the Smart can > be had used for under $6K (some at 5K) for a 3-4 year old model with > under 50K of milage on them. > > Cheap to operate and cheap to insure. > > The passenger seat and floor must have enough room for your 3 milk crates. > > I mean what, it's like $200 a year for plates and city sticker, at your age > minimum liability insurance can't be more than $400 a year, that's like $50 > a month. > > I'd rather be ridiculed for owning a Smart than be pulling a cart with 3 > milk crates for 2 miles. I'm not vain like an smr so I don't care what my neighbors think. I don't want to deal with a car or driving it. If you do the math even your plan is far more expensive than if I simply shopped Mariano's until next Spring and paid the I-don't_know-what-anything-should-cost prices.
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| From | Michele <eatshitanddie@spammers.com> |
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| Date | 2016-07-17 01:13 -0500 |
| Message-ID | <o_mdnV0fn6yRvxbKnZ2dnUU7-LednZ2d@giganews.com> |
| In reply to | #3623 |
On 7/16/2016 1:42 PM, Crawford Sausage Company wrote: > On Saturday, July 16, 2016 at 5:43:51 AM UTC-5, Bruce Esquibel wrote: >> Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> wrote: >> >>> You can't carry 3 15 gallon heavy crates filled with groceries on >>> a moped. I don't like bikes because you have to lock them up and >>> I would need a pedicab to carry what I carry on my hand cart. >> >> And what the fuck you going to do with 2 feet of snow on the ground or have >> a stretch of sub zero weather? >> >> I dunno why you gave up driving a car but shit mobiles like the Smart can >> be had used for under $6K (some at 5K) for a 3-4 year old model with >> under 50K of milage on them. >> >> Cheap to operate and cheap to insure. >> >> The passenger seat and floor must have enough room for your 3 milk crates. >> >> I mean what, it's like $200 a year for plates and city sticker, at your age >> minimum liability insurance can't be more than $400 a year, that's like $50 >> a month. >> >> I'd rather be ridiculed for owning a Smart than be pulling a cart with 3 >> milk crates for 2 miles. > > I'm not vain like an smr so I don't care what my neighbors think. > I don't want to deal with a car or driving it. If you do the math > even your plan is far more expensive than if I simply shopped > Mariano's until next Spring and paid the > I-don't_know-what-anything-should-cost prices. > What was that saying Kenji had? Oh yeah. Throwing nickels around like manhole covers.
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| From | Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> |
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| Date | 2016-07-17 10:39 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <e28ed0f0-5e50-4fca-97d3-df9bb9378c80@googlegroups.com> |
| In reply to | #3626 |
On Sunday, July 17, 2016 at 1:13:37 AM UTC-5, Michele wrote: > On 7/16/2016 1:42 PM, Crawford Sausage Company wrote: > > On Saturday, July 16, 2016 at 5:43:51 AM UTC-5, Bruce Esquibel wrote: > >> Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> wrote: > >> > >>> You can't carry 3 15 gallon heavy crates filled with groceries on > >>> a moped. I don't like bikes because you have to lock them up and > >>> I would need a pedicab to carry what I carry on my hand cart. > >> > >> And what the fuck you going to do with 2 feet of snow on the ground or have > >> a stretch of sub zero weather? > >> > >> I dunno why you gave up driving a car but shit mobiles like the Smart can > >> be had used for under $6K (some at 5K) for a 3-4 year old model with > >> under 50K of milage on them. > >> > >> Cheap to operate and cheap to insure. > >> > >> The passenger seat and floor must have enough room for your 3 milk crates. > >> > >> I mean what, it's like $200 a year for plates and city sticker, at your age > >> minimum liability insurance can't be more than $400 a year, that's like $50 > >> a month. > >> > >> I'd rather be ridiculed for owning a Smart than be pulling a cart with 3 > >> milk crates for 2 miles. > > > > I'm not vain like an smr so I don't care what my neighbors think. > > I don't want to deal with a car or driving it. If you do the math > > even your plan is far more expensive than if I simply shopped > > Mariano's until next Spring and paid the > > I-don't_know-what-anything-should-cost prices. > > > > > What was that saying Kenji had? > > Oh yeah. > > Throwing nickels around like manhole covers. Kenji didn't make that up. I think Royko used to say that IIRC. There used to be a saying a penny saved is a penny earned. That was back when a penny was worth something. In today's grocery shopping experience a dollar saved is a dollar earned. Almost every item I get at Aldis costs at least a dollar less than Mariano's. The $140 cart of groceries I got a month ago would cost well over $280 at Mariano's -- easily. The $140 saved buys a lot of beer at the local pub. Also the money I save not having a car each year is in the multi thousands. Thousands saved is thousands earned. I realize most of you posting here are independently wealthy entrepreneurs where money is no object and only the best will do. You may look down upon us who inhabit the poor huddled masses and your poop may smell better from all the high quality grocery you eat but in the end none of this matters. We all end up in a grave some time in the future.
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| From | Bruce Esquibel <bje@ripco.com> |
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| Date | 2016-07-18 10:54 +0000 |
| Message-ID | <nmiche$f5a$1@remote5bge0.ripco.com> |
| In reply to | #3630 |
Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> wrote: > I realize most of you posting here are independently > wealthy entrepreneurs where money is no object and > only the best will do. You may look down upon us > who inhabit the poor huddled masses and your poop > may smell better from all the high quality grocery > you eat but in the end none of this matters. We > all end up in a grave some time in the future. Ha, that's where you are so wrong. My shit stinks as bad as anyone elses, matter of fact, saturday morning I had such a nasty dump, I had to have the live-in housekeeper close some doors and run the ceiling fans until breakfast was served. Where you want to shop, I don't care. It's how you are doing it that seems so 1940's. The only people I see with those 2 wheel shopping carts wandering around are the can collectors in the alley. And they never seem to be there long enough for the cops to do their jobs. That is theft, isn't it? Anyway, I have to run, forgot to plug in the Tesla last night and me and Melissa want to get in 9 holes before the spa this afternoon. Big night tonight for an RNC fundraiser. Just couldn't get out to Cleveland this week, too busy. -bruce bje@ripco.com
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| From | Cydrome Leader <presence@MUNGEpanix.com> |
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| Date | 2016-07-18 17:34 +0000 |
| Message-ID | <nmj3u9$a09$1@reader1.panix.com> |
| In reply to | #3631 |
Bruce Esquibel <bje@ripco.com> wrote: > Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> wrote: > >> I realize most of you posting here are independently >> wealthy entrepreneurs where money is no object and >> only the best will do. You may look down upon us >> who inhabit the poor huddled masses and your poop >> may smell better from all the high quality grocery >> you eat but in the end none of this matters. We >> all end up in a grave some time in the future. > > Ha, that's where you are so wrong. > > My shit stinks as bad as anyone elses, matter of fact, saturday morning I > had such a nasty dump, I had to have the live-in housekeeper close some > doors and run the ceiling fans until breakfast was served. > > Where you want to shop, I don't care. It's how you are doing it that seems > so 1940's. The only people I see with those 2 wheel shopping carts wandering > around are the can collectors in the alley. And they never seem to be there > long enough for the cops to do their jobs. That is theft, isn't it? > > Anyway, I have to run, forgot to plug in the Tesla last night and me and > Melissa want to get in 9 holes before the spa this afternoon. Big night > tonight for an RNC fundraiser. Just couldn't get out to Cleveland this week, > too busy. > > -bruce > bje@ripco.com Ha!
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| From | Michele <eatshitanddie@spammers.com> |
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| Date | 2016-07-18 14:10 -0500 |
| Message-ID | <JsCdnbdum4YMtBDKnZ2dnUU7-XOdnZ2d@giganews.com> |
| In reply to | #3631 |
On 7/18/2016 5:54 AM, Bruce Esquibel wrote: > Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> wrote: > >> I realize most of you posting here are independently >> wealthy entrepreneurs where money is no object and >> only the best will do. You may look down upon us >> who inhabit the poor huddled masses and your poop >> may smell better from all the high quality grocery >> you eat but in the end none of this matters. We >> all end up in a grave some time in the future. > > Ha, that's where you are so wrong. > > My shit stinks as bad as anyone elses, matter of fact, saturday morning I > had such a nasty dump, I had to have the live-in housekeeper close some > doors and run the ceiling fans until breakfast was served. > > Where you want to shop, I don't care. It's how you are doing it that seems > so 1940's. The only people I see with those 2 wheel shopping carts wandering > around are the can collectors in the alley. And they never seem to be there > long enough for the cops to do their jobs. That is theft, isn't it? > > Anyway, I have to run, forgot to plug in the Tesla last night and me and > Melissa want to get in 9 holes before the spa this afternoon. Big night > tonight for an RNC fundraiser. Just couldn't get out to Cleveland this week, > too busy. > > -bruce > bje@ripco.com > +1
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| From | Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> |
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| Date | 2016-07-18 12:45 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <4b18619f-88fd-42cd-aa57-38fad34e21c9@googlegroups.com> |
| In reply to | #3631 |
On Monday, July 18, 2016 at 5:54:38 AM UTC-5, Bruce Esquibel wrote: > Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> wrote: > > > I realize most of you posting here are independently > > wealthy entrepreneurs where money is no object and > > only the best will do. You may look down upon us > > who inhabit the poor huddled masses and your poop > > may smell better from all the high quality grocery > > you eat but in the end none of this matters. We > > all end up in a grave some time in the future. > > Ha, that's where you are so wrong. > > My shit stinks as bad as anyone elses, matter of fact, saturday morning I > had such a nasty dump, I had to have the live-in housekeeper close some > doors and run the ceiling fans until breakfast was served. > > Where you want to shop, I don't care. It's how you are doing it that seems > so 1940's. The only people I see with those 2 wheel shopping carts wandering > around are the can collectors in the alley. And they never seem to be there > long enough for the cops to do their jobs. That is theft, isn't it? > > Anyway, I have to run, forgot to plug in the Tesla last night and me and > Melissa want to get in 9 holes before the spa this afternoon. Big night > tonight for an RNC fundraiser. Just couldn't get out to Cleveland this week, > too busy. > > -bruce > bje@ripco.com Since you were developing the Intertubes before Zuckerberg was in short pants I expected you to have separate servant quarters with a butler and an under butler. You should have also learned from discussions here that proper ventilation is a must because pillows and couches absorb all odors meaning if the smell of your poop radiates throughout your house it will never leave your house This is why every house smells differently because everyone's poop has a different smell. If you have a bunch of people living in that house the combined smell of all their bowels will become your house's signature smell. I'm sure Zuckerberg has bathrooms with completely separate ventilation systems in all his mansions.
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| From | Bruce Esquibel <bje@ripco.com> |
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| Date | 2016-07-17 12:35 +0000 |
| Message-ID | <nmfu21$ro6$1@remote5bge0.ripco.com> |
| In reply to | #3623 |
Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> wrote: > I'm not vain like an smr so I don't care what my neighbors think. > I don't want to deal with a car or driving it. If you do the math > even your plan is far more expensive than if I simply shopped > Mariano's until next Spring and paid the > I-don't_know-what-anything-should-cost prices. Well that's fine if you are centering your life around this pilgrimages to Aldi, but what about anything else? You giving up on that rooftop garden, aren't going to need bags of soil or fertizilers, mulch or whatever? Never a need anymore for some 2x4's around the house? I can see swinging dick bachelor's or old farts that can't get out of bed anymore not needing personal transportation but there are few exceptions between those two. -bruce bje@ripco.com
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| From | Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> |
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| Date | 2016-07-17 10:25 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <4bfe0c00-04e9-4a44-add4-7b80afdc4953@googlegroups.com> |
| In reply to | #3628 |
On Sunday, July 17, 2016 at 7:35:14 AM UTC-5, Bruce Esquibel wrote: > Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> wrote: > > > I'm not vain like an smr so I don't care what my neighbors think. > > I don't want to deal with a car or driving it. If you do the math > > even your plan is far more expensive than if I simply shopped > > Mariano's until next Spring and paid the > > I-don't_know-what-anything-should-cost prices. > > Well that's fine if you are centering your life around this pilgrimages to > Aldi, but what about anything else? > > You giving up on that rooftop garden, aren't going to need bags of soil or > fertizilers, mulch or whatever? > > Never a need anymore for some 2x4's around the house? I don't do much rehab by myself anymore and keep a stash of wood around to last awhile for pet projects. The garden does take more planning as I do all Spring shopping in one trip and a neighbor takes me in his truck. I can walk to Home Depot and carry a lot of stuff back but wood and bags of pine bark fines are too difficult.
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| From | barbie gee <booger@nosespam.com> |
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| Date | 2016-07-16 10:13 -0500 |
| Message-ID | <alpine.DEB.2.10.1607161011030.7684@sghcrg.sghcrg.pbz> |
| In reply to | #3617 |
On Fri, 15 Jul 2016, Crawford Sausage Company wrote: > On Friday, July 15, 2016 at 5:50:02 PM UTC-5, barbie gee wrote: >> On Fri, 15 Jul 2016, barbie gee wrote: >> >>> >>> >>> On Fri, 15 Jul 2016, Crawford Sausage Company wrote: >>> >>>> On Friday, July 15, 2016 at 10:00:01 AM UTC-5, smr wrote: >>>> >>>>>> None of you people know anything about me so how could even make >>>>>> that statement? I'm planning my shopping trek hopefully Friday >>>>>> so I'll report back how it went. >>>>> >>>>> HHAHAHAAHHAAHA _WEEKS_ later and you still haven't done shit. Good Lord, >>>>> what a failure. >>>> >>>> It's a 17 block walk. I had planned to do it once a month and the >>>> month is almost up and my rations are low requiring me to spend >>>> 2x for some stuff at the local boutique grocery store where all >>>> my neighbors waste their money and say how wonderful it is. Had >>>> to pay $2 for a loaf of shitty Bimbo bread when I could get a >>>> better loaf for $0.80 at Aldis. They had fucking plain ass bagels >>>> for $4.50. Jesus Fucking Christ. I bet there are people buying that >>>> complaining about the extra 0.5% sales tax charged by Cook County. >>>> >>>> If the homeless thing works out I may make the trek every other >>>> week. There are some things you take for granted when having >>>> a car. Not being able to easily shop is one of the downsides. >>>> >>>> >>> >>> why the hell don't you ride a bike? >>> There are cargo bikes, there are baskets and panniers and stuff, you could >>> lug your groceries that way. >>> Sheeze. >>> Or take the bus. >>> >> >> or even get yourself a "Moped" from the "Moped" store, right next to Red >> Hot Ranch over on Western... > > You can't carry 3 15 gallon heavy crates filled with groceries on > a moped. I don't like bikes because you have to lock them up and > I would need a pedicab to carry what I carry on my hand cart. > > With all the crazies driving walking is much safer. It takes > more time but it is good exercise. People in my hood run around > in circles accomplishing nothing with their exercise routine. At > least I accomplish something. I'm already three months in on > a new pair of hiking shoes and the tread is getting down > to the bottom. They should make a shoe that you can replace > treads like you can replace tires on a car. > feet are great until their not; bunions, corns, plantar fasciitis, fallen arches, hammertoes and various other maladies could put a damper on your weekly volksmarches.
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| From | Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> |
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| Date | 2016-07-16 11:46 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <6deb8133-6dec-4375-ac65-3cb785eefb1d@googlegroups.com> |
| In reply to | #3619 |
On Saturday, July 16, 2016 at 10:20:01 AM UTC-5, barbie gee wrote: > On Fri, 15 Jul 2016, Crawford Sausage Company wrote: > > > On Friday, July 15, 2016 at 5:50:02 PM UTC-5, barbie gee wrote: > >> On Fri, 15 Jul 2016, barbie gee wrote: > >> > >>> > >>> > >>> On Fri, 15 Jul 2016, Crawford Sausage Company wrote: > >>> > >>>> On Friday, July 15, 2016 at 10:00:01 AM UTC-5, smr wrote: > >>>> > >>>>>> None of you people know anything about me so how could even make > >>>>>> that statement? I'm planning my shopping trek hopefully Friday > >>>>>> so I'll report back how it went. > >>>>> > >>>>> HHAHAHAAHHAAHA _WEEKS_ later and you still haven't done shit. Good Lord, > >>>>> what a failure. > >>>> > >>>> It's a 17 block walk. I had planned to do it once a month and the > >>>> month is almost up and my rations are low requiring me to spend > >>>> 2x for some stuff at the local boutique grocery store where all > >>>> my neighbors waste their money and say how wonderful it is. Had > >>>> to pay $2 for a loaf of shitty Bimbo bread when I could get a > >>>> better loaf for $0.80 at Aldis. They had fucking plain ass bagels > >>>> for $4.50. Jesus Fucking Christ. I bet there are people buying that > >>>> complaining about the extra 0.5% sales tax charged by Cook County. > >>>> > >>>> If the homeless thing works out I may make the trek every other > >>>> week. There are some things you take for granted when having > >>>> a car. Not being able to easily shop is one of the downsides. > >>>> > >>>> > >>> > >>> why the hell don't you ride a bike? > >>> There are cargo bikes, there are baskets and panniers and stuff, you could > >>> lug your groceries that way. > >>> Sheeze. > >>> Or take the bus. > >>> > >> > >> or even get yourself a "Moped" from the "Moped" store, right next to Red > >> Hot Ranch over on Western... > > > > You can't carry 3 15 gallon heavy crates filled with groceries on > > a moped. I don't like bikes because you have to lock them up and > > I would need a pedicab to carry what I carry on my hand cart. > > > > With all the crazies driving walking is much safer. It takes > > more time but it is good exercise. People in my hood run around > > in circles accomplishing nothing with their exercise routine. At > > least I accomplish something. I'm already three months in on > > a new pair of hiking shoes and the tread is getting down > > to the bottom. They should make a shoe that you can replace > > treads like you can replace tires on a car. > > > > feet are great until their not; > bunions, corns, plantar fasciitis, fallen arches, hammertoes and various > other maladies could put a damper on your weekly volksmarches. You seem to enjoy talking about aches and pains.
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