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Re: The Attack

From The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
Newsgroups alt.usage.english, rec.arts.sf.written, sci.physics.relativity
Subject Re: The Attack
Date 2026-10-21 11:59 -0700
Organization The Starmaker Organization
Message-ID <6AD90B8C.323C@ix.netcom.com> (permalink)
References (2 earlier) <politeness-20261021110635@ram.dialup.fu-berlin.de> <De0CS.2936$K1P4.2578@fx14.ams4> <insults-20261021112018@ram.dialup.fu-berlin.de> <correction-20261021113025@ram.dialup.fu-berlin.de> <m5CcnY3B7ZcTfUX3nZ2dnZfqnPqdnZ2d@giganews.com>

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Ross Finlayson wrote:
> 
> On 10/21/2026 03:31 AM, Stefan Ram wrote:
> > ram@zedat.fu-berlin.de (Stefan Ram) wrote or quoted:
> >> . Lines marked with "| " came the chatbot. They are posted your
> >> for informational purposes, not to insult anyone, as they are
> >> merely quoted, not expressed.
> >
> >    . Lines marked with "| " came FROM the chatbot. They are posted
> >    HERE for informational purposes, not to insult anyone, as they
> >    are merely quoted, not expressed.
> >
> >
> 
> Thanks for writing. Stefan, one may agree that since relativity
> or accounts of "The Fourth Dimension" or Einsteiniana often get
> conflated in discussing "Relativity Theory", then that Starmaker
> is as of a personality disorder 


ACTION: Hey, I got a personality disorder!

A-RAB: So take him to a personality disorder worker!

ACTION
Dear kindly personality disorder worker,
They say go earn a buck.
Like be a soda jerker,
Which means like be a schumck.
It's not I'm anti-social,
I'm only anti-work.
Gloryosky! That's why I'm a jerk!

BABY JOHN: 
Eek!
Officer Krupke, you've done it again.
This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen.
It ain't just a question of misunderstood;
Deep down inside him, he's no good!

ACTION
I'm no good!

ALL
We're no good, we're no good!
We're no earthly good,
Like the best of us is no damn good!

DIESEL (As Judge)
The trouble is he's crazy.

A-RAB (As Psychiatrist)
The trouble is he drinks.

BABY JOHN (As Female Social Worker)
The trouble is he's lazy.

DIESEL
The trouble is he stinks.

A-RAB
The trouble is he's growing.

BABY JOHN
The trouble is he's grown.

ALL
Krupke, we got troubles of our own!

Gee, Officer Krupke,
We're down on our knees,
'Cause no one wants a fellow with a personality disorder.
Gee, Officer Krupke,
What are we to do?
Gee, Officer Krupke,
Krup you!
 




-- 
The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable,
to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, say the unsayable, 
and challenge the unchallengeable.

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The Attack ram@zedat.fu-berlin.de (Stefan Ram) - 2026-10-21 09:35 +0000
  Re: The Attack Johann 'Myrkraverk' Oskarsson <johann@myrkraverk.invalid> - 2026-10-21 18:02 +0800
    Re: The Attack ram@zedat.fu-berlin.de (Stefan Ram) - 2026-10-21 10:07 +0000
      Re: The Attack Johann 'Myrkraverk' Oskarsson <johann@myrkraverk.invalid> - 2026-10-21 18:12 +0800
        Re: The Attack ram@zedat.fu-berlin.de (Stefan Ram) - 2026-10-21 10:23 +0000
          Re: The Attack ram@zedat.fu-berlin.de (Stefan Ram) - 2026-10-21 10:31 +0000
            Re: The Attack Ross Finlayson <ross.a.finlayson@gmail.com> - 2026-10-21 08:55 -0700
              Re: The Attack The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2026-10-21 11:59 -0700
          Re: The Attack Johann 'Myrkraverk' Oskarsson <johann@myrkraverk.invalid> - 2026-10-21 18:32 +0800
        Re: The Attack The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2026-10-21 11:50 -0700
    Re: The Attack Peter Moylan <peter@pmoylan.org> - 2026-10-21 21:24 +1100
      Re: The Attack kludge@panix.com (Scott Dorsey) - 2026-10-21 11:08 -0400
        Re: The Attack Ted Heise <theise@panix.com> - 2026-10-22 14:17 +0000
          Re: The Attack scott@slp53.sl.home (Scott Lurndal) - 2026-10-22 15:11 +0000
            Re: The Attack kludge@panix.com (Scott Dorsey) - 2026-10-22 12:20 -0400
              Re: The Attack scott@slp53.sl.home (Scott Lurndal) - 2026-10-22 19:37 +0000
                Re: The Attack Ted Heise <theise@panix.com> - 2026-10-23 02:23 +0000
      Re: The Attack The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2026-10-21 12:57 -0700
  Re: The Attack Hibou <vpaereru-unmonitored@yahoo.com.invalid> - 2026-10-21 19:27 +0100
    Re: The Attack Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> - 2026-10-21 20:00 +0100
      Re: The Attack Hibou <vpaereru-unmonitored@yahoo.com.invalid> - 2026-10-22 05:42 +0100
    Re: The Attack athel.cb@gmail.com <user12588@newsgrouper.org.invalid> - 2026-10-22 09:28 +0000
      Is Paris Burning? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2026-10-22 09:54 -0700
      Re: The Attack The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2026-10-22 10:02 -0700
  Re: The Attack The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2026-10-21 11:27 -0700
  Re: The Attack The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2026-10-21 11:47 -0700
  Re: The Attack The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2026-10-21 12:09 -0700
  Re: The Attack nospam@de-ster.demon.nl (J. J. Lodder) - 2026-10-21 21:26 +0200
    Re: The Attack Titus G <noone@nowhere.com> - 2026-10-22 12:03 +1300
      Re: The Attack The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2026-10-21 20:31 -0700

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