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  Whoopi Doesn't Care If Biden Poops His Pants: "I Have Poopy Days All The Time" Ubiquitous <weberm@polaris.net> - 2024-07-09 04:30 -0400
    Re: Whoopi Doesn't Care If Biden Poops His Pants: "I Have Poopy Days All The Time" BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> - 2024-07-09 11:17 -0700
      Re: Whoopi Doesn't Care If Biden Poops His Pants: "I Have Poopy Days All The Time" Rhino <no_offline_contact@example.com> - 2024-07-09 17:08 -0400
        Re: Whoopi Doesn't Care If Biden Poops His Pants: "I Have Poopy Days All The Time" Ubiquitous <weberm@polaris.net> - 2024-07-09 20:32 -0400
      Re: Whoopi Doesn't Care If Biden Poops His Pants: "I Have Poopy Days All The Time" trotsky <gmsingh@email.com> - 2024-07-10 05:35 -0500

#1 — Whoopi Doesn't Care If Biden Poops His Pants: "I Have Poopy Days All The Time"

Whoopi Goldberg said on Monday that she did not care whether President Joe 
Biden could string together a coherent thought or even if he “pooped his 
pants” — a sentiment she punctuated by claiming that she herself has “poopy 
days all the time.”

Goldberg and her cohosts on ABC’s “The View” twisted themselves into 
intellectual pretzels in an effort to defend Biden after a terrible debate 
and two less-than-stellar interviews — one with ABC News anchor George 
Stephanopoulos and one with “Morning Joe” hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika 
Brzezinski — and Goldberg led the charge.

Responding to Biden’s objectively poor performance over the last two weeks — 
and the subsequent calls even from Democrats to find a replacement for the 
president ahead of the 2024 election — Goldberg made it clear that she was 
not ready to give up on Biden.

“I don’t care if he’s pooped his pants. I don’t care if he can’t put a 
sentence together. Show me he can’t do the job, and then I’ll say, okay, 
maybe it’s time to go,” Goldberg explained. “Now, he had a bad night the 
first time that he went out and debated with Kamala Harris, and everybody 
wanted him to quit then, said you can’t talk to women like that, so you’re 
doing this wrong, you’re doing that wrong.”

“He came back, said you know what, I got it, and gave four years. So yeah, I 
have poopy days all the time. All the time,” Goldberg continued, giving no 
indication as to whether she meant that literally or figuratively. “I step in 
so much poo you can’t even imagine. Now, I’m not running the world, but I 
don’t know anybody who doesn’t step in … stuff at some point.”

WATCH:

	Fake Republican Ana Navarro says she’s “livid” at the media for 
	reporting on Biden’s mental decline. She calls it “malpractice” 
	for them to report the truth about his decline. She claims they’re 
	“dicing” and “splicing” things together.

	She pledges her loyalty “till the damn end.” 
	pic.twitter.com/NauTUJVSUh

	— Nicholas Fondacaro (@NickFondacaro) July 8, 2024

Cohost Ana Navarro jumped in afterward, complaining that the media was doing 
the public a disservice by reporting on President Biden’s obvious cognitive 
decline.

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Let's go Brandon!

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In article <v6j73f$1bqhc$6@dont-email.me>,
 Ubiquitous <weberm@polaris.net> wrote:

> Whoopi Goldberg said on Monday that she did not care whether President Joe 
> Biden could string together a coherent thought or even if he "pooped his 
> pants"-- a sentiment she punctuated by claiming that she herself has "poopy 
> days all the time".

Whoopi's shit-caked loins is not a mental image I had on my 2024 bingo 
card.

Thanks for that.

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On Tue, 09 Jul 2024 11:17:16 -0700
BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:

> In article <v6j73f$1bqhc$6@dont-email.me>,
>  Ubiquitous <weberm@polaris.net> wrote:
> 
> > Whoopi Goldberg said on Monday that she did not care whether
> > President Joe Biden could string together a coherent thought or
> > even if he "pooped his pants"-- a sentiment she punctuated by
> > claiming that she herself has "poopy days all the time".  
> 
> Whoopi's shit-caked loins is not a mental image I had on my 2024
> bingo card.
> 
> Thanks for that.

I'm not sure if her loins would be particularly inviting even if they
were pristine but your mileage may vary....
-- 
Rhino

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no_offline_contact@example.com wrote:
> BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
>>  Ubiquitous <weberm@polaris.net> wrote:

>>> Whoopi Goldberg said on Monday that she did not care whether
>>> President Joe Biden could string together a coherent thought or
>>> even if he "pooped his pants"-- a sentiment she punctuated by
>>> claiming that she herself has "poopy days all the time".  
>> 
>> Whoopi's shit-caked loins is not a mental image I had on my 2024
>> bingo card.
>> 
>> Thanks for that.
>
>I'm not sure if her loins would be particularly inviting even if they
>were pristine but your mileage may vary....

There is a very good chance that "trotsky" just jizzed in his pants.

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#5

On 7/9/24 1:17 PM, BTR1701 wrote:
> In article <v6j73f$1bqhc$6@dont-email.me>,
>   Ubiquitous <weberm@polaris.net> wrote:
> 
>> Whoopi Goldberg said on Monday that she did not care whether President Joe
>> Biden could string together a coherent thought or even if he "pooped his
>> pants"-- a sentiment she punctuated by claiming that she herself has "poopy
>> days all the time".
> 
> Whoopi's shit-caked loins is not a mental image I had on my 2024 bingo
> card.
> 
> Thanks for that.


Obviously speaking at the third grade level is all you two shitposters 
have left.

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