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  prezidential debates Donnie G Trump <www@http.org> - 2016-09-04 16:18 -0400
    Re: prezidential debates Timothy <a202010@lycos.com> - 2016-09-05 08:57 -0400
      Re: prezidential debates Timothy <a202010@lycos.com> - 2016-09-07 08:31 -0400
        Re: prezidential debates Timothy <a202010@lycos.com> - 2016-09-12 09:52 -0400
          Re: prezidential debates Timothy <a202010@lycos.com> - 2016-09-15 14:47 -0400
            Re: prezidential debates Timothy <a202010@lycos.com> - 2016-09-20 01:19 -0400
            Re: prezidential debates Pinku Basudei <mail@example.com> - 2016-09-28 20:00 +0000
              Re: prezidential debates Timothy <a202010@lycos.com> - 2016-09-28 16:12 -0400

#2075 — prezidential debates

sure, i'll be more than happy to debate, 

if i get 32% of the advertizing dollar.

you say you don't pay?

forget it then, either i get my share of the take

or i don't show

there's nuthing in the constitution about debates,

gimme 32% and i'll stand up there and chat with magilla gorilla if you want

no percentage, i stay home.



that's what -i- would say.

in fact, that's what i did say, you just didn't hear me.

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#2076

don't kid yourselves, the russkies feel 

right at home here in america

they don't look like a bunch of space aliens 

walking around without bearings

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#2077

...today's bromide;


it wasn't Cynicism that got you to the moon and back...

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#2078

> ...today's bromide;

> it wasn't Cynicism that got you to the moon and back...


directive from management;

"there are cats in the audiance, dangle some string, 
the game is getting boring and losing audiance share
we need to do a whole protest scheme to keep the 
cats interested long enough to sell'em some alpo."

yeah yeah yeah, the day any of these characters walks 
off the field and refuses the filthy lucre is ,.,,,

"are you CRAZY?" 

"-refuse- the filthy lucre"

"hay, no way man, we wuz just dangling string for the cats.

it was a managerial directive,, seriously man..."

"we just wanted ella fitzgerald to sing yankee doodle dandy"

'but we iz tied up real tight to the filthy lucre

golden strings attached'


now get back to protestin' the target demographic 

is steadily losin' interest...



it just gets better and better...but i'll stop here...

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#2079

William Howard Taft is remembered as the heaviest president; 
he was 5 feet 11 inches tall and his weight peaked 
at 335–340 pounds toward the end of his presidency

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#2080

Epiphany:

rich people have "feelings"

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#2081

On Thu, 15 Sep 2016 14:47:08 -0400
Timothy <a202010@lycos.com> wrote:

> William Howard Taft is remembered as the heaviest president; 
> he was 5 feet 11 inches tall and his weight peaked 
> at 335–340 pounds toward the end of his presidency

You mean that thing quivering in the corner of my eye is real!?
/ Pinku

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#2082

Pinku Basudei wrote:


> Timothy wrote:


> > William Howard Taft is remembered as the heaviest president;
> > he was 5 feet 11 inches tall and his weight peaked
> > at 335–340 pounds toward the end of his presidency


> You mean that thing quivering in the corner of my eye is real!?
> / Pinku


conjunctivitus    

somewhat associated with St. Conjunctiva

the piercing blue eye at the bottom of the pyramid


seeing as how you asked...

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