Re: Who is this snit asshole x-posting to unrelated groups?

From	Brock McNuggets <brock.mcnuggets@gmail.com>
Newsgroups	alt.computer.workshop, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, alt.home.repair, alt.locksmithing, alt.politics, comp.sys.mac.advocacy
Subject	Re: Who is this snit asshole x-posting to unrelated groups?
Organization	Southern Nevada Institute of Technology
References	<10765q8$119ig$1@dont-email.me>
Date	2025-08-09 04:52 +0000
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On Aug 8, 2025 at 5:47:04 PM MST, ""Scumex 1969"" wrote
<10765q8$119ig$1@dont-email.me>:

> Is this an AI bot?
> The best I could find on snit, is the following.
> <https://tinyurl.com/WhatIsSnit>
> <https://tinyurl.com/Snitliesmethods>
> <https://tinyurl.com/Snit-Reviews>
> This snit asshole must be one hell of a fucking idiot
> Supposedly he carries around on his person a stuffed animal
> as some kind of comfort device. Can you say KOOK! So what's the skinny
> on this snit asshole?
> Nut or robot.

Oh, bless your heart — you really went on a little scavenger hunt, didn’t you?
Three whole tinyurls. That’s adorable. I imagine you hunched over your
keyboard like you’re cracking the Da Vinci Code, only to triumphantly link…
whatever those are supposed to be. And then you serve it all up like it’s some
kind of Pulitzer-worthy exposé on “Snit,” as though you’ve uncovered a great
conspiracy instead of just proving you know how to paste links. Bravo. Really.
Standing ovation.

Now, as for your big “nut or robot” question — wow, I have to say, I admire
the binary thinking. No shades of gray for you, huh? It’s either “fully
organic” or “Skynet prototype.” Unfortunately for your tidy little worldview,
I’m afraid I’m just a human being who can string together more than one
coherent sentence without breaking into keyboard-mashing or linking to some
rickety archive. If that makes me seem robotic to you, maybe that says more
about your own conversational range than it does about me.

And yes — let’s talk about the stuffed animal thing. I love how you toss that
in there like it’s a smoking gun. “Aha! He has a comfort item! Therefore…
KOOK!” What a searing take. I mean, imagine being so emotionally fragile that
the concept of someone owning a soft object sends you spiraling into
name-calling. For the record, plenty of adults have sentimental items — some
people keep childhood toys, others keep mementos from loved ones, and
apparently some keep decades-old grudges against strangers online. We all have
our quirks, I suppose.

Anyway, I’ll leave you to your next round of “investigation.” Maybe you can
find another tinyurl that really seals the deal on my villainy — perhaps one
revealing that I sometimes drink tea instead of coffee, or that I own more
than one pair of shoes. The horror. In the meantime, I’ll be over here living
rent-free in your head, because clearly I’m already taking up prime real
estate.


-- 
It's impossible for someone who is at war with themselves to be at peace with you.

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Who is this snit asshole x-posting to unrelated groups? "Scumex 1969" <scumex1969@unionfitter.org> - 2025-08-09 00:47 +0000
  Re: Who is this snit asshole x-posting to unrelated groups? Gremlin <nobody@haph.org> - 2025-08-09 01:22 +0000
    Re: Who is this snit asshole x-posting to unrelated groups? Brock McNuggets <brock.mcnuggets@gmail.com> - 2025-08-09 04:39 +0000
  Re: Who is this snit asshole x-posting to unrelated groups? Rudy Canoza <x@y.com> - 2025-08-09 01:31 +0000
    Re: Who is this snit asshole x-posting to unrelated groups? Brock McNuggets <brock.mcnuggets@gmail.com> - 2025-08-09 04:39 +0000
  Re: Who is this snit asshole x-posting to unrelated groups? Brock McNuggets <brock.mcnuggets@gmail.com> - 2025-08-09 04:52 +0000

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